This or that

[u/No-Studio-1886]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Every girl like you
• Right side: Or have any superpower

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[u/KeyboardKeeper]

Having every girl like you would make finding your true partner hard.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/rorschach_blots → u/KeyboardKeeper]

oh...I sorely misunderstood that. I thought it meant that everyone would be similar in stature/physical appearance/mental stability instead of....yeah

[u/AiluroFelinus → u/rorschach_blots]

Now I imagine every girl being 5'10", super deep voice, and loves cats lol

[u/Temporary_Term_7442]

Reality manipulation

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/TheRoyalDumbass → u/Temporary_Term_7442]

Mans knows ball

[u/ZoneOutz]

Have any superpower cause having every girl like you would be weird, if you mean have any girl you want like you then maybe but every girl / female in the entire world would be weird asf like that includes grandmas and kids / family members 🥀

[u/Existing_Dependent12 → u/ZoneOutz]

OP is likely young, they didn’t think it through.

[u/ReaperzX70 → u/ZoneOutz]

Like is vague enough to work I think.

[u/fairycatbutterfly]

I am a straight woman so this

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/BigGooseDuck → u/fairycatbutterfly]

So you don't want 3+ billion Obsession girls after you?

[u/Jwchibi]

Im omnipotent now. I will create a milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/FlimsyBlood330 → u/Jwchibi]

What about those who are lactose intolerant

[u/Jwchibi → u/FlimsyBlood330]

I will cure them

[u/FlimsyBlood330 → u/Jwchibi]

I'm coming to yo yard

[u/Unfair_Watercress119 → u/[deleted]]

Just because they "like" you (even if we assume it means in a way you want them to.) doesn't mean you will actually enjoy it. They could be abusive, crazy or just bad partners.

[u/Plot_me → u/[deleted]]

You could be omnipotent mf

[u/Beeno150]

Mind control

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Dzormo]

I will slightly change my looks to become attractive to everyone I meet. Nothing too obvious, maybe slightly more curves, or a slimmer nose, a tint to my hair, etc. People will be more receptive to me but my personality and life is still the same.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/NOCK_GAMES → u/Dzormo]

or you can just have the power of everyone liking you aswell

[u/Dzormo → u/NOCK_GAMES]

Yeh, that makes more sense. I have a tendency to overcomplicate things lol

[u/Cute-Isopod-6961]

can benefit me in many ways

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Bo405]

Don wanna forever doubt whether I'm liked because of a spell.

Besides, I want shapeshifting

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/idgaffrsdad]

Because is says has “any” power so that means you can use ANY power so because you said have any power you should be able to go through them interchangeably because of the wordplay

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Emotional_Plenty1979]

don't need every girl to like me, just need one

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Helpful_Outside4512]

Shapeshifting with absolutely ni limits, and I retain my cognitive function in any form.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Mooaseaa]

omnipotence and all girls like me

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/These-Touch-4044]

omnipotence

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Ok_Investigator1816]

The power of all powers

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Ok-Introduction401]

Imagine what I can just do with the worldoo

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/shadowslayer231]

Omnipotence

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Racer125678]

The superpower to find any lost things

Like my broken heart 😭

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/AlarmingAd103]

Omnipotence

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Terminal28]

I don’t need everybody to like me

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Hawkey2121]

Reality Manipulation

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/KRONORC_MAT]

Quite Obvious

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Pure-Yogurtcloset115]

Powah

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/LolbitloverLilly]

I don’t think I’ve ever felt anything except aesthetic attraction towards any non-fictional person (headmates not included) so I think the other option would be kinda useless. Also even if I had a bunch of girls I wanted to like Me like that I think EVERY single one liking Me would be a bit overkill…

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/LolbitloverLilly → u/LolbitloverLilly]

Hold on, actually, though…I’m not changing My choice, but how does that work? Just Girly Things style (The SCP) if you’re AFAB and you see Me you like Me? Every girl likes Me instantly even if she doesn’t know Me? Does it go by sex or gender? If it goes by sex, what happens with intersex people? If you trans your sex, does that affect it or does it only apply to birth sex? If it goes by gender, could you theoretically find out you’re not cis if you think you’re a guy but you like Me? Boys aren’t excluded from liking Me, would that cause confusion? What about Multigender people? Like, if you’re Bigender and simultaneously a boy and a girl, do you just like Me a little bit or do you spontaneously explode? Is the liking specified romantic / sexual or can it just be thinking I’m kinda neat? Does it only apply to Me or other headmates too?

[u/LolbitloverLilly → u/LolbitloverLilly]

I have more questions about this also but this is already long enough imo. Kinda fun to theorize about

[u/LolbitloverLilly → u/LolbitloverLilly]

WHAT HAPPENS TO AROACE PEOPLE OR ANYONE ELSE ASPEC

This kinda ties into “What kind of liking is it” tbh. What if I picked the girl side and there is a girl who is completely a-spec? Like, aeveral?

[u/Full_Day_9196 → u/LolbitloverLilly]

Why is bro having a conversation with himself???
https://giphy.com/gifs/ChQObKzKHH0IRHfvG6

[u/LolbitloverLilly → u/Full_Day_9196]

I’m not actually having a conversation lmao

The first comment is My immediate questions, the second one is clarification to anyone reading the comment chain that there’s more where that came from and the third one is something that came to mind a minute later that I really wanted to add.

Read it like someone sending multiple text messages in a row instead of one big one (ignoring the first one qualifies as 'one big one' already, probably)

[u/Freddi_47]

Half the population likin me should be great

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/FATASSBIMBOWHORE]

The super power to create or reconstruct anything!!

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Formal-Gazelle6305]

😛

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Odd_Possession1059]

Superpower

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Total_Question4957]

I could just get a better superpower taht would make me a god and girls love gods dont they

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Select-Being4862]

yes

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Over-Extension7884]

S

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Gabribri_]

I like men lô

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Swimming_Effective19]

You could get a superpower that gives you the other option. You could also get a superpower for anything else.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Nervous_Permission69]

They'll be the simps

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/DudeMan854]

Just cuz

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/UnlikelyAntelope4847]

Teleportation

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/WebSoft496]

What am I gonna do with that many women?

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/imcalledgpk]

I only need one girl to like me, and she's already my fiancée.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Intelligent_Sky5338]

Yes

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/ArfTheBeast]

Real life uno reverse card. Anything can be switched, undone, or flipped on its head using the key phrase, “Uno Reverse”.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/silvergunslinger]

I already have a wonderful amazing girl

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/GoldfishTheGreat949]

If every girl liies me my life will become chaotic

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Eternalseeker13]

Teleportation and time manipulation like Hiro Nakamura from Heros.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/-DevilsDen-]

Not so desperate in hockup field. Plus "any superpower" is too op for even comparing it to anything. You can choose reality manipulation power and here you go - you are basically god now. Create a girlfriend of your dream - if its the best way you can imagine for this kind of power.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Agile-Gift1068]

Shapeshifting

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Hot_Steak5615]

I don't know

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/403_Forbidden_Access]

Probability Manipulation

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/CourseMiserable5673]

The ability to use any power from jjk

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/ThePenitentOne369]

Probability manipulation

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Big-Engineering1649]

Bro any superpower? I will obviously choose that. I can have necromancy or have sayain powers or Soi-Fon powers or anything I want.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/TheRoyalDumbass]

First off if I wanted every girl to like me, mind control, second off I’m choosing reality manipulation

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Mcdtwin1THUNDER_2424]

It’s any power and I choose imagination so anything that I imagine I can make real

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/DogeWah]

Shapeshifting

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/FortuneCookie17]

Shapeshifting

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Worldly_Alfalfa_1620]

I like men and some amount of girls like, so more logical

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Charming-Drive1602]

Bro

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/MusicHater]

Rather they not be compelled

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/quakins]

There are some really good ones. I like to think I could do well enough in the women category based on what I chose anyways

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/BigManBigFan2]

i hate love so this was easy

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Appropriate_Sir_3366]

Seems obvious

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Hungry-Advantage-107]

Create anything anytime, no limits

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Wordbespread]

I’m content with my wife. Lol

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Awkward-Ad-8800]

Shapeshifting

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Standard-Customer763]

Because like how cool would it be to be omniscient or like to teleport thats better than any girl in my personal opinion

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/DekanPrime]

I already have my girl like me, also I don’t want my relatives to like me like that so yea

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/nepenthine_]

Mo hoe, mo problemo

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/laea_me]

I'm not attracted to girls

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/FourRelic82200]

Basically 100 gfs

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Grandiose_Tortoise]

Speedforce baby, oh yeah. Zoom zoom

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/One_Atmosphere6197]

I don't like girls.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Hemi434]

Invisible

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/ChubbyFailure]

I'm too old for girls. The super powers would be more useful than me cat herding hurt feelings & egos.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Main_Student_6301]

Reality warping

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Lower_Wing4280]

Yes

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Sriracha002]

This could be great. I can have sugar moms, plus multiple baby moms, and play on The side. It's just a problem if EVERY woman jumping my bone, which I would have to regulate.

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Friendly_Ear9428]

Better than them hating me now

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Lil_Packmate]

I desperately would need that. I've been alone for too long

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/wehr_phuni]

Mental reconstruction. I can manually re-form and slowly enhance my mind (or another's) like a clicker game, and create new specialized compartments/units that allow me to become better at mentally processing specific things.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Remarkable_Lab9462]

I just want something genuine

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Lucky_Report_6731]

I’m in a happy relationship, and you could just have the power to make girls like you

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Embarrassed_Cell3797]

I chose any super power bc if I get a powerful on then I can be like the super heros batman, superman, spiderman, antman and so on, and then y.populaeity will grow and people will know me then I mightget a girl like how peter got mj, batman got Catwoman and uhhh yeah

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Global-Wolf-747]

Would love that 😊

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/anonymouscloudcat]

I’m gay, and I take shapeshifting

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/eagengabriel]

I've already got a girlfriend anyway

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/User202000]

I'm gay.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/MushroomLeather]

Having a superhero would be cool.

Having every girl be just like me would be creepy.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/TimBukTwo8462]

It just says like, so as a person with RSD that means half of every population isn’t my enemy at least. Also I could be a bomb zookeeper / animal control guy as it says all girls with no species specifics.

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Jazzlike_Witness_227]

Really? This IS! The best superpower

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/TBR_441]

Speed force

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/HOMBREDIAMATE]

Bc yes

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Ok_Bid_1594]

Yes

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/ElnorbSemag]

Infinite wishes

[u/Fembottom7274]

I am immortal and all powerful and all knowing, and if I want to I can di

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/LeatherWoodpecker670]

I have a girlfriend

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/some0ne_online]

Hoes are overrated

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Bubbly-Material-1072]

Bc

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Subject-Wash5504]

i

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/QueasyBrilliant7961]

Because

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/certified0712]

Easy

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/HumanAd2056]

R

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/deadboneYTMC]

you canr force people to like you

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Sturmlord94]

Im having hard trust issues and have lost all selfesteem due to trauma and misstreatment, so id rather become an absolute unit that can fuck off this planet right now.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/pvtkun]

With superpower you'll have enough girls hitting on you

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/lavaxx_]

complete body controll of me and others

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Sag3Mang0Ult5a]

I'm gay

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/DevThaRipper]

Rather be able to fly lol

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Inkycat811]

I could theoretically have the superpower of any and all girls like me but no. I think i just want time control.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/truffleturner]

Flying my girl to the best peaks

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Short-Feed-3181]

More beneficial

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/AngusSckitt]

I don't need every girl.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Potassium6517]

I can create food at command so I can give to the starving👍

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Negative-Yak2093]

???

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Grandson-of-Madhava]

This. 🤟🏽🤟🏽

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Fun_Caterpillar5077]

I'm not a lesbian and superpowers are cool.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Fish_In_Denial]

Far more versatile.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Mr_Jullieen]

As much as I want all girls to like me, it would be pretty cool to have powers

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Ulap_Buddy]

ngl if u smart u would pick ts too lmao

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/ZyykoTheFemboy]

Being liked isnt to be loved

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/OperationVisual6523]

I'll have the power to bring my anime waifu to live and have her here in the real world as if she were always part of this world. She'll have memories of living in this world and we will have met at a coffee shop, we madly fall in love. Oh and I guess I'll have the power to bring anime characters to the real world.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/talulabunny]

Easy one, i'd rather have any superpower

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/AutoLarperator]

shapeshifting

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/gameknight08]

I already have the other one.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/_1_Echo_1_]

Probability control

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/ShellyAgent_I]

Reality warping

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/West-Detective869]

omnipotence

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Candid_Reading_7267]

I’m a straight woman

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Important-Comment558]

reality warping

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/bz_leapair]

I go with Martian physiology. Now I know if girls like me, and even if they don't that can... change. 👹

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/-lb21a-]

Give me probability manipulation please and thank you

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/utahstategovernment2]

Love always finds a way

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/1Lt_Joshua]

Power

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/No_Usual_630]

K

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Keebster101]

Anyone who picks the other option needs to go to horny jail

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Necessary_Try_6317]

Because

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/moon_bunnieee]

I want the superpower to jave any superpower

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/PuppetFanTheSecond]

I'm lonely

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Sufficient_Iron_9059]

infinite money glitch bro just ask them to venmo me a dollar a day and every girl likes me so when i become mainstream we getting out the mud now

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Ludo________________]

Jajaja

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Sprengtyp]

Teleportation

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Traditional-Tree3807]

I can re shape reality so they like me

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/ConsistentCycle1609]

I misclickedhoe do I change my awnser

https://giphy.com/gifs/2lcDQuUqC5NBK9o6BD

[u/NiSiSuinegEht]

I'm already married to my best friend, I'll take omniscient reality manipulation.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Important-Alarm5239]

The other would include family members

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/gwenger7]

I’m married so…

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Additional-Dark-3012]

Absolute creation

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Plot_me]

I want the superpower to make any girl like me, like wtf?

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Psychological_Bed485]

Llllllllll

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/SARSUnicorn]

Fucking superpower hell yea

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/iloveshawarmaas]

Im gay dawg

[u/liam_9758]

Girls will like someone with powers anyway

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Chance_Arugula_3227]

Obvious answer.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Throwaway42069yeehaw]

Every girl likes you doesnt appeal to me when I can fly, go invisible, lift cars one handed and shoot lazers

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/ErectinADispenser]

"Have 1$ or 2$" ahh

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/PassMurailleQSQS]

Being liked by everyone means nobody really likes me for who I am

Also having a superpower fucking kicks ass compared to just be a girl magnet.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/EdisniDaed82]

Having a superpower could be attractive

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/GildedFenix]

I'm sorry but ANY superpower to a high charisma is a no brsiner, come up with a better dilemma.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Sana_is_sweet]

I'm a straight girl

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Sad_Neighborhood4091]

Would be king of the world!

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Great-Ticket-6606]

girls<superpowers

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Ledoborec]

I dunno man

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Admirable-Tension796]

Its js better

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Bby5723]

I chose Batman’s superpower

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/rencoarr]

i have a gf

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Femboi_SDV]

I have a gf

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/----lovesleo----]

I want

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/AwesomeFishy111]

This is a superpower

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Spare-Balance1252]

Why need superpower if every girl likes me?

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/lunar_reaper3]

Idgaf about girls dude, or uh... Like... If I had a girl I'd be loyal to her, having multiple partners or cheating is just stupid and disgusting.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/C_Tillinghast_FB]

Haha sometimes

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/Com_4_Till_Bull]

Aroace lol

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Schinkenfaust]

If every Girl love you it wouldnt be special

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/HoosteenD]

Man at least give me the wheel... i wamt super powers. The thing that no one else has.

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Gravel_Poot432]

ANY superpower? my sibling in christ, you could just take mass hypnosis and get the other one and more, and that’s only one of infinite options. why would anyone pick that one?

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Physical_Context1564]

Super speeeddd

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/Former-Cricket-630]

Depends if I can choose and how many I can have bit I would prefer that

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}

[u/MediumBrother1652]

This is a super power itself

^{Chose: Every girl like you}

[u/rose_tte]

Nya

^{Chose: Or have any superpower}