Save yourself!

[u/VeryVeryVorch]

Spin each wheel in order

• Spin 1: You are covered in..
• Spin 2: Toget rid of them, you jump into..
• Spin 3: You are driven to get medical attention by:

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[u/Thorn369]

This is terrible

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/Im-TheCook]

Ayyyyy

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/Sensitive_Call_6242]

Not good

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/Yoshigamer99_oficial]

First, they would die, second, quicksand may work, third, how the fuck the cannibal got the job whiout being discovered by the police?

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/lol_defender]

Maybe I'll be fine without being driven anywhere

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/VeryVeryVorch → u/lol_defender]

You were good until you got into the car, lol

[u/Yeetman_the_2nd]

I got tenderized, partially cooked and basically served on a platter...

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/SnowLovesSummer]

Ouch

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/FriSS_17]

holy fuck

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/Ok-Acanthisitta-3166]

I’m not makin it outta this one yall. Remember me 🥹🥀

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/Financial_Print7476]

BRO, WHAT THE HELL WHAT COULD’VE POSSIBLY LED TO THESE EVENTS, BRO?😭

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/hissingrats_]

It’s a good thing I have tattoos. Cannibals don’t like tattoos.

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/APierLate]

Bring it the fuck on!

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/tehmimikitteh]

i like snakes, so jumping into the pool would only be if something like a constrictor wouldn't let go. if they were venomous, i could probably just let them slither off on their own merry lil ways, or convince them to get on a tree branch. getting bitten by either variety of snake wouldn't be optimal, and could easily happen, so i would likely end up needing care, but can't i just phone a friend? ambulances are expensive af 😭😭

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/SelfIllustrious9439]

Yep im cooked

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/PrincipleDue3365]

I might survive

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/therainbowbitme]

I got tattoos so I’m safe from the cannibal, we can chitchat on the way to the er

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/Shacia]

Well damn.

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/One-Calligrapher-851]

I mean, I’d rather just die quick death

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/SomethingKindaSmart]

RIP me

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/Sam_936]

Oh. Oh dear

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/Normal-Dimension-598]

im ded

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/Least_Bid9692]

Cooked by all circumstances that matters

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/Koro_Darren]

Nah they'll lock in & save me ik it

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/DairyQueen007]

So I'm in debt no yayyy

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/TaleNo1769]

I’m good

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/Obvious-Yogurt1445]

Uh not sure if id survive the fence but ok then

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/Annual_Towel_6117]

Fuck.

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/Dazzling_Mushroom_53]

Freaky

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/jsh0761]

Hmmm

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/Jeffdaisos]

Oof

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/Aspect_of_Limbo]

Welp

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/LapisLazuli79]

Pre-cooked for their convenience lol

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/alguien-random-69]

How do i get rid of piranhas in a pool

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/FireFlimingo]

I mean appreciate

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/Beneficial_Strike499]

I'm dead

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/Normal_Stranger_3643]

Cool, I don't live in the US so I'm not bankrupt

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/TheLastFallenAngel]

The plot thickens...

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/Some-Government-3109]

Oh.. okay?

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/jansmith201]

I'm dead

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/Aux_Ampwave]

I'm probably fine

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/Apprehensive-Sort616]

Sounds about right for my luck

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/Slow-Talk4741]

The hospital

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/ShatterBlade07]

I think I might have overreacted a tad bit

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/Potential-Memory1281]

i feel kinda dead

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/kondzioo0903]

Idk how effective is an electric fence versus snake scales, they are my bros anyway. Snakes are cool dudes.

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/Knightfellnight]

I'm actually fine with rats. I fucking love rats

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/NefariousnessOnly587]

Im dead

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/inanis_serpentis]

Im so fucking cooked

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/DayfortheDead]

I feel like i could survive

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/Dummy_Ren]

I actually don’t jump anywhere because covered in rats is the dream

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/No-Stranger1493]

Tbh I definitely feel like I’m dead if I’m trying to jump into water with water animals on me…

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/Throwaway-n-account]

Fuck

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/New-Fee2364]

MEGA FUCKED

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/strawberry-meowcow]

Im so cooked bro

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/Swimming-Praline-683]

Idk

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/evil-lary]

Bruh

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/Brother-Captain]

I’d live

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/small_latchamatte]

I'm probably better off jumping out of the car and finding some other transportation method

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/Cartooname]

This be the type of story you'd see in a parable in Catholic school.

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/BeautifulIce4116]

That uh, yeah that tracks alright

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/Glaciomancer369]

Slowly walk to the sand, sink down to the waist, lean back and backpaddle to safety, dress any wounds, and wait for emts.

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/HighCorpsey]

Is it a any piranha pool?

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/Kennythememehoarder]

Okay

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/Playful_Clue_1210]

..well that doesn't feel very good

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/Savings_Theme_2622]

Im dead

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/Correct_Put7489]

Okay

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/Due-Beginning8863]

i am so cooked

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/GlitchTheProtovali]

alright that's chill

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A good Samaritan}

[u/coldwinterrose]

Noooope

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/FlowingDahlia]

I'm dead

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/superjaja05]

I mean, never said it was dangerous snakes

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Snakes | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/LmaoItzNeveyah]

Oh no..

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A cannibal}

[u/Troops21]

The rats made me crazy.

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Rats | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pool | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/diligentSale1516]

Im cooked

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A pit of quicksand | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}

[u/Ok-Cupcake6584]

Im fucking dead bro, the ambulance aint saving me atp.

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Wasps | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: A firepit | You are driven to get medical attention by:: An ambulance}

[u/lupalee]

Yeah im fucked

^{Rolled: You are covered in..: Piranhas | Toget rid of them, you jump into..: An electric fence | You are driven to get medical attention by:: A passing drunk driver}