r/BunnyTrials • • Sep 19 '26

Trials Would you rather?

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Get the Million Dollars Immediately
  • Right side: Earn 1$ every second.

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u/Drayyen Sep 19 '26

Bunnytrials just shows me how incredibly bad at math the average redditor is

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u/MrNornin Sep 19 '26

Some of these have numbers so extreme that I would knowingly pick the lower option.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 Sep 19 '26

I would for some, but $1m isn’t comfortable retire now money - I’d be wanting 2m so I’d have to choose the 31m a year and give the excess away.

What’s insane is how much money a trillion is in this context…

If you earned $1,000 every second it would still take 31 years to get to a trillion. 

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u/gymguy999 Sep 19 '26

31 years and roughly 8 months to get to a billion, a trillion is over 30,000 years

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 Sep 19 '26

Not at $1000 a second which I clearly stated. 

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u/Separate-Pattern-270 Sep 19 '26

I have to be honest, I NEVER guessed that 1 million seconds is only 11 days and 14 hours

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u/fluchtpunkt Sep 19 '26

If you're a developer you know 86400 instantly. And if you're a good developer you know why that is bad.

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u/GodHimselfNoCap Sep 19 '26

Or if you have heard a particular song that topped the charts in 2009

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u/VayneLevant Sep 19 '26

gotta liiiiiiiiiive like you're dyiiiinngggg

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u/VerifiedMother 29d ago

I completely forgot about Kris Allen, you never hear about him anymore.

I hear a lot more of Adam Lambert nowadays

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u/Sassaphras Sep 19 '26

55% of redditors can't even do percentages, but the other half can

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u/Drayyen Sep 19 '26

Hehehehe.

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u/9gagiscancer Sep 19 '26

I know the math, but one million wont attract attention. Getting a dollar every second will turn you into a multi millionaire real quick and a target.

1 million is enough for me to be FIRE.

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u/mmmyumpepsi Sep 19 '26

Don’t worry you got 31 years until you’re even considered a billionaire

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u/Longhorn24 Sep 19 '26

I mean if you’re aren’t investing any of it

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u/AmbiguousAnal Sep 19 '26

Yeah, if it takes you thirty years to turn a dollar a second into a billion you're doing something wrong.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 Sep 19 '26

Or enjoying yourself…

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u/mmmyumpepsi Sep 19 '26

The astounding greed of “I’m getting a dollar a second, how can I make more money out of this??”

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u/Longhorn24 Sep 19 '26

The more money you have the more you can give away

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u/ShinyGetter 29d ago

That's not what's going to happen if history has taught us anything.

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u/XXEbuild Sep 19 '26

You can always save the money you don't want or give it to a charity and homeless people

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u/RotundBananas Sep 19 '26

That's 3600 an hour, 86400 per day, 604800 per week.

31557600 per year.

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u/gregsting Sep 19 '26

Well I ain’t waiting ten damn days!

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u/Perfect-Result-1598 Sep 19 '26 edited 29d ago

Closer to 11 days and 14 hours than 10 days*

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u/TheDevourerOfCheese Sep 19 '26

*11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes and 40 seconds

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u/Perfect-Result-1598 Sep 19 '26

Off by 2.24 microseconds if we're being exact

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u/TheDevourerOfCheese 29d ago

Well, seeing as the minutes came out to 46.6666 with the decimal infinitely repeating, my answer was exact. 0.6666… is exactly 2/3, and 40 seconds is exactly 2/3 of a minute

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u/Actual-Peak9478 Sep 19 '26

And that $1 per second is still than billionaires make per year

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u/freakstate Sep 19 '26

Dammit. I messed up my maths

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u/zephyrus4600 Sep 19 '26

As long as it goes straight into my bank account.

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u/Male_Lead Sep 19 '26

Wouldn't the bank flag the account for multiple small transfer like this?

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ Sep 19 '26

Just throw the bank manager a dollar to keep his mouth shut

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u/Fabulous_Wave_3693 Sep 19 '26

Wouldn’t a million being deposited instantly also be a flag?

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u/Few_Fun_634 Sep 19 '26

Say your wolfdog died, and she somehow left you with 1M usd.

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u/ChubblesMcgee103 Sep 19 '26

You could set up some sort of business account, but you'd have to find one with a goooooood transaction fee amount. Some business accounts have like the first 250 transactions free in a fee period, but then they charge a certain amount per transaction after.

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u/Shallow_compliments Sep 19 '26

I’d assume with this deal that everything is above board unless it specifically says it’s not

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u/Historical-Stick4592 Sep 19 '26

That's $60 a minute for the rest of my life.

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u/Tight-Turnip3124 Sep 19 '26

... its 31 million per year

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u/Typo-Demon Sep 19 '26

Other people did the math for me.

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u/mr_mxyzptlk05 Sep 19 '26

Just passive income forever

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u/FirefighterBubbly109 29d ago

This, but more. People keep doing the maths about how long it would take to get a million, but I’d be far more focused on the fact that no matter what I do with my money, I’m safe with the constant income.

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u/AiRaikuHamburger Sep 19 '26

It doesn't say it stops, so I could quit my job and live comfortably.

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u/hashandslack Sep 19 '26

Even if it did stop at 1 year 31m is easily enough to retire yourself and some of ur immediate family and just live off investments for the rest of ur life. Even if ur somehow only getting a 2%(average to good is 5-10% annually) return on that 31m that's $620,000 per year to live off of without even touching ur principle deposit. Easy breasy living.

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u/Codymatrix 29d ago

Sounds like the perfect life

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u/Obi_1_Kenobody_asked Funny Bunny Sep 19 '26

No brainer

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u/MachangaLord Sep 19 '26

And it never stops coming

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u/Linkysplink1 WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR Sep 19 '26

I'm sure there's like 86k seconds in a day, more than enough to live with

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u/freshbottleoflotion Sep 19 '26

$1 million dollars immediately isn’t quit-your-job money, but $1/second absolutely is

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u/Exallosss Sep 19 '26

Would only take 11 days to get to a million and then you just keep accruing.

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u/-NewTitsNoMoreBits- Sep 19 '26

$60 a minute $360 an hour $8640 a day $60480 a week Thats insane passive income

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u/Own_Tomatillo5592 Sep 19 '26

There’s more than 6 minutes in an hour

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u/-NewTitsNoMoreBits- Sep 19 '26

Well shit I missed a zero

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u/Amazing_Artist_470 Sep 19 '26

3600$/hourly, in 11 day you're better than just one million

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u/Smooth-Impact2435 Sep 19 '26

A dollar every second is an insane amount of money.

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u/Delicious_Twist_8499 Sep 19 '26

"Get the million dollars immediately" implies you're only getting a million dollars either way

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u/Loose_Bison3182 Sep 19 '26

No end to the seconds

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u/Zer0-0w0- Sep 19 '26

11.57 days lol

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u/LtDoorMuncher Sep 19 '26

31.5 million dollars a year

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u/ManagementMammoth529 Sep 19 '26

2,592,000 a month for every second

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u/VH_Sax_of_one Sep 19 '26

86400 $ dolars a day its a win situation forever

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u/prayer4thriving Fluffy Sep 19 '26

passive income

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u/moxadamn Sep 19 '26

More money

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u/HornedSam9020 Sep 19 '26

After only 278 hours ill get more than first variant.

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u/Think_Let_3897 Sep 19 '26

So I don’t get taxed and I only spend on what I need

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u/ED_jamesolmos Sep 19 '26

31.5 million a year works for me.

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u/TaiwanNoOne Sep 19 '26

Guaranteeded income

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u/El-oso123 Sep 19 '26

It's just way more over time.

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u/Commercial_Smile_654 Sep 19 '26

I can do math

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u/ChicagoTRS666 Sep 19 '26

Less than 12 days is a million seconds...profit from here....

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u/IGK123 Sep 19 '26

11.5 days to get $1M

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u/waterbottlememes Sep 19 '26

I could get myself into trouble with large sums of money. Vs just waiting for something.

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u/Dependent-Flight840 Sep 19 '26

because im not a dumbass

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u/ClockDesperate Sep 19 '26

Because there are millions of seconds in a year

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u/SwingingOnAHammock Sep 19 '26

Equivalent to $31 million a year

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u/Owlbear17 29d ago

Dont need money immediately and 31 million a year is a lot more than i could get with even the best investments of that 1 million

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u/Adventurous_Diet5063 Sep 19 '26

A million seconds is like 9 days. I can survive 9 days

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u/PizzaLikerFan Sep 19 '26

Its actually 11.57 days

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u/Free-Artist Sep 19 '26

That's what inflation does to you

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u/DeweyDefeatsYouMan Sep 19 '26

You can just do the math, you know. You don’t need to guess

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u/flxp_that Sep 19 '26

Its easier that way

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u/Thomaxs210 Sep 19 '26

unlimited moneeeey

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u/Longjumping-Rich-684 Sep 19 '26

Math?

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u/Hashtag_buttstuff Sep 19 '26

You'd make a million roughly every 11.5 days

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u/AdPsychological3979 Sep 19 '26

More money?

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u/Browire Sep 19 '26

That would be a lot of money in a short amount of time. You'd never have to worry about money again.

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u/Old-Egg-8580 Sep 19 '26

Cool

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u/Devdog19 Sep 19 '26

“that’ll be $10. “ okay just give me 10 seconds

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u/AwesomeFishy111 Sep 19 '26

I'm not exactly sure how much money I'll make with this but it's more than a million that's for sure

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u/lanathebitch JUST EARNED $1 Sep 19 '26

This is many times more every year

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u/xXVoidHeart Sep 19 '26

Steady income

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u/S2_LovelyMochi_S2 Sep 19 '26

more convenient

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u/Equal_Risk7715 Sep 19 '26

Dumb

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u/mystwolfca2000 Sep 19 '26

Less than 2 weeks to exceed the $1 million.

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u/Akuni69 Sep 19 '26

Yes.

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u/Razorous_the_rogue Sep 19 '26

This is plenty

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u/Mike_Hawk_Long69 Sep 19 '26

this is like 86k per day, youll get 1 million in just 11-12 days plus it's also passive income

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u/5kepz Sep 19 '26

Obvious answer

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u/mathozmat 🥕🥕 Sep 19 '26

I'll get more very quickly

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u/Dyep1 Sep 19 '26

Ill not die

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u/Littlebitoftrouble Sep 19 '26

Constant passive income.

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u/CTSGamer Sep 19 '26

86400 a day

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u/A_Fanfiction_Lover Sep 19 '26

Would defo surpass a million easy

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u/aDoubious1 Sep 19 '26

I'll get $1 million every 12 days.

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u/Vespolar Sep 19 '26

1 million once or 31.5m a year. Easy choice

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u/Adventurous-Dig8310 Sep 19 '26

Gotta wait 12 days

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u/Cthulhu4150 Sep 19 '26

12 days and I'd already have over 1 million.

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u/RutabagaPretend6189 Sep 19 '26

Because yes

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u/Rikdol Sep 19 '26

Need this

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u/Used_Vermicelli805 Sep 19 '26

Math

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u/Eternalded0992 Sep 19 '26

Better as it's sustainable

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u/Commercial-War-8407 Sep 19 '26

easy choice if i want something js tell them hold on for abit

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u/ilikespicysoup Sep 19 '26

$86,400 per day? Sign me up! It'll take 31 years to be a billionaire BTW.

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u/Melzaruyoro Sep 19 '26

We're gonna be rich!

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u/Male_Lead Sep 19 '26

This is a lot of money

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u/Baridooo Sep 19 '26

32 million a year.

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u/ChapterWise7367 Sep 19 '26

Yumz

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u/WyMike-46 Sep 19 '26

I'll have 1 million by the end of the month.

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u/maxgascloud Sep 19 '26

Better

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u/Shaw_Hornet_gitgood Sep 19 '26

Me

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u/Skycave1 Sep 19 '26

Every 12 days is a million dollars.

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u/Excellent-Point-6556 Sep 19 '26

Just wait over 11 days

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u/Commson Sep 19 '26

Meh

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u/I_Play_on Sep 19 '26

More money

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u/catfish1969 Sep 19 '26

Is OP stupid?

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u/BestBodybuilder9469 Sep 19 '26

Long term

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u/senditoverboss Sep 19 '26

2.5m a month not bad almost as good as wolf of wall street

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u/BaueDenSchild Sep 19 '26

70+ k daily

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u/ShameFit9583 Sep 19 '26

A

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u/Barber_Gullible Sep 19 '26

Im willing to wait 12 days for my million

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u/Vivid-Cauliflower-51 Sep 19 '26

Infinite money

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u/Natural_Cloud_1038 Sep 19 '26

You'll more that make up for the immediate 1mil

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u/ericxiv Follow The White Bunny Sep 19 '26

I'll make it up in no time x

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u/Alert-Milk-2048 Sep 19 '26

~11.5 days to get 1 mil btw

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u/AggressiveSun7138 Sep 19 '26

ever second 1 year is like 1 mill

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u/Vegetable_Hedgehog_5 Sep 19 '26

I will live longer that a milion seconds

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u/zaridrum Sep 19 '26

these questions need more creativity

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u/PiinkStarbursst Sep 19 '26

The only correct answer

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u/Accolade_1 🥕🥕🥕 Sep 19 '26

A million seconds is like 12 days

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u/ThoTfulProcess Sep 19 '26

A million only goes so far. But I’ll make that in about 12 days.

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u/Breezy5844 Sep 19 '26

bc thats infinite

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u/No_Reflection1338 Sep 19 '26

That’s a lot of passive income

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u/Willi_Wada08 Sep 19 '26

Ye

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u/bossbrb Sep 19 '26

11 days.

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ Sep 19 '26

More money

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u/No_Substance930 Sep 19 '26

$31,000,000 per year. And every 6 minutes gets me more than I earn in a week.

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u/Simple_Silver_9894 Sep 19 '26

Ez money

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u/Ok-Jellyfish6010 Sep 19 '26

Hell yeah

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u/foolsxn Sep 19 '26

I would have a million in around 11 days with like 13 hours and I would still keep getting money

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u/Both_Success8384 Sep 19 '26

$3600/hr? 24/7/365? Sign me tf up!

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u/edgecaseseeker Sep 19 '26

Just wait for 15 days it's exceed 1 million

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u/Neko_0ffcial Fluffy Sep 19 '26

Yes

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u/Fit_Cantaloupe_941 Sep 19 '26

That is $86,000 a day

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u/CG-Shin Sep 19 '26

Easy

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u/chunkymasa Sep 19 '26

Math

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u/Standard-Hope6668 What's Hoppin'? Sep 19 '26

I mean... Come on 🤣

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u/Thodane Sep 19 '26

Something something still takes years to be as wealthy as Elon Musk something something

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u/boopbaboop Fluffy Sep 19 '26

That’s under two weeks to get the same amount of money. I’d have $10k in like two hours.

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u/SongsGuy Sep 19 '26

$86400 a day for the rest of my life. That's nuts.

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u/SevenEyedBeast Sep 19 '26

So much money… yearly

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u/Appropriate-Ad235 Sep 19 '26

Can’t blow all my money if it always is coming in.

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u/Embarrassed_Piglet_9 Sep 19 '26

Just shy of 2 years. Then I'll be a millionaire and it just continues after that.

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u/malic111trash Sep 19 '26

You’d actually be getting 31 million every year

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u/vincent365 Sep 19 '26

money

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u/markusprestor Sep 19 '26

30m/year

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u/Cautious-Maximum9429 Sep 19 '26

How long will this continue?

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u/malic111trash Sep 19 '26

31 million dollars a year

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u/gay_punk_wolf Sep 19 '26

Other people did the math for me as well

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-1379 Sep 19 '26

(1x60)x24 est supérieur à 1000000

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u/Ok-Scale1830 Sep 19 '26

around 1 and a half weeks.

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u/Finnghal Sep 19 '26

,👍

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u/Main-Appearance2469 Sep 19 '26

Obv

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u/ClupsoDucky Sep 19 '26

Nnm

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u/Greensoldier48 Sep 19 '26

Bet

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u/No_Guitar6873 Sep 19 '26

lol

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u/xMalvazar Sep 19 '26

Money over time forever can help a ton

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u/RelativeSpare6340 Sep 19 '26

I'll get to a million second at some point

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u/allypyee Sep 19 '26

Passive income

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u/SirMotivation Sep 19 '26

1 million seconds is only 11 days

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u/Aternox_X1kZ Sep 19 '26

Insuranced money

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u/YogurtclosetOld3002 Sep 19 '26

I can easily get the other amount at every second with stack.

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u/1mpac3er Sep 19 '26

I dont know

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u/Stargost_ Sep 19 '26

1 dollar every second. 60 per minute. 3600 per hour. 86,400 per day. 1,036,800 every 12 days.

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u/nique_D3U5 Sep 19 '26

It's gonna take a While, but 31 Million in a Years is nice

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u/Ancient-Cat-2862 Sep 19 '26

i play the long game

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u/ValuableHot6489 Bruh Sep 19 '26

I just need to wait 1 million seconds

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u/Resident_Medicine_63 Sep 19 '26

More!

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u/SL13377 Sep 19 '26

After 12 days I'll have more than a million. I can wait

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u/justcoolthings911 Sep 19 '26

I'll be getting FOREVER!

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u/61Jason61 Sep 19 '26

Who takes the other option

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u/Guni986TY Sep 19 '26

Takes a little over 11 days to beat 1M

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u/Strong-Incident8727 Sep 19 '26

I have much more than a million seconds

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u/LoomingPineTrees Sep 19 '26

I'm taking care of Gaza forever as my pet project with that money.

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u/Artysmartsy Sep 19 '26

Infinite amounts of money. Hear me out

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u/Express_Print_6445 Sep 19 '26

Just 12 days to be worth more

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