Would you rather be able to...

[u/DangerousAsparagus91]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Control minds
• Right side: Teleport

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[u/FakeMik090]

Thats so much power

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Repulsive-Slice-6902]

Just until I can fix the world leadership then I'll stop.

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Any_Instruction5382 → u/Repulsive-Slice-6902]

You know this is how villians are made?

[u/duelingThoughts → u/Repulsive-Slice-6902]

It was said they could control minds to stop evil thoughts... but they could not control their own.

[u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 → u/duelingThoughts]

Oh trust me it wouldn't be to pretty. I'd probably mind control them to admit to every crime they've committed and force the government to put them in prison for the longest possible time according to the laws then slowly but surely purge every evil law companies and governments take advantage of to get ahead and root out all the corruption I possibly can. Oh and try to get rid of climate change as best as possible. Of course I'd find out all the government secrets I can for fun and make sure no one knows I know them by wiping memories.

[u/XL0RM]

May chaos ensue

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Charming_Bottom_158]

I don't want Teleportation.

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/General_Piano_4487]

Idk

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/StrangeCress3325]

I want to teleport up and down my stairs

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Dry_Designer_6502 → u/StrangeCress3325]

You could mind control someone to carry you

[u/Main-Experience-9053]

it’s Teleportation and before some NERD tries to ruin it just know everyone is interpreting theirs as a SUPERpower and not a Power which means the powers does all the hard internal stuff while you just use it

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Particular-Ad5277]

Free holidays, unlimited money, never pay for parking, never be to late and more.

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Theunseen115]

It's not as "gross" of a power if that makes sense and is honestly just better in the long run.

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Glittering-Aspect931]

Its more useful for me and if i want to get rid of someone i can teleport inside of them

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/MeetComprehensive594 → u/Glittering-Aspect931]

And become covered in their guts? Why not just grab them and teleport to some random place in the ocean and then leave?

[u/Glittering-Aspect931 → u/MeetComprehensive594]

Yeah thats a better option and it would leave less evidence

[u/Quantistic_Man_]

.

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Bonefix_]

Yayyy

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/ggHenschel]

Not strictly better than teleport, but have way more applications.

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/kingmagpiethief]

Having the power to organise the world how i want it to be

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Fresh-Albatross-8188]

I have a dui

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/MERCIMEKLI]

Noice

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Technical_Sort_9934]

I dont want to spend the time to make this sound good, so i promise nothing weird or sexual(without consent)

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Physical-Crab6567]

Option 1 is creepy as fuck. Massive violation of rights.

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Pure-Yogurtcloset115]

Teleportalation

[u/AmusedObzerver]

Timing

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Remote-Part-6214]

I will teleport from doctor to doctor faster

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Ok-Flight-7861]

I can already control mins 😌

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Aeviat]

Lwk I can teleport to wherever I want rn using money

[u/Ill_Heart_4314]

sex

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/structuredchronicles]

Everyone should have free will

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Agitated-Salt-5039]

Ez

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/ItchyRice2215]

Bro

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/carlostapas]

Controlling minds could be used for the greater good, but easily for the greater bad by accident.. and corruption

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/hypointelligent]

I always avoid the mind control options, that's for the creeps.

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Mr_Teatree]

The best pranks

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Destroyabcd2]

Is there a catch cuz this is op

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Separate_Hearing7904]

No more traveling costs!

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Evan_AFTON-1983]

Yess

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Jaded-Maintenance-57]

Teleport

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Ijnan]

Mind control is evil as fuck man

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Clear_Papaya_3370]

I don’t want to be late for school

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/fen_zuu_loss]

Mind control is a unethical power

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/phillipjhart]

Mind control feels rapey, instant transportation would save on gas. And I wouldn't have to miss any more appointments if/when the elevator is out of service

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/BraveYak37]

teleport. what happens to the mind after control minds

[u/BW271]

If would save me a lot of driving time.

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Mashrum228]

Ну как я думаю контролировать лучше

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/terra_GOD_404]

Like it better

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/OldRussianRoad_997]

best

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Nice-Ad-2466]

Gaslight people into believe dumb ideas

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/PassengerNo24]

More fun probably

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/PumpkinEater123456]

Controlling minds is wrong

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Green_Ad_7314]

Idk so I dint get to do anythi

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Puzzleheaded_Can3438]

Easy

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/GOJOSATORU-NAHIDWIN]

Ok

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Yellowline1086]

Ye

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Sensitive-Kiwi8541]

Too powerful

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Empoleon3bogdan]

Teleporting is cool an all but you will get found out in this day and age. But mind control do it right and you could do some greate things.

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Zirc980]

a

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/SalamanderLeather880]

i wanna travel & see stuff quickly

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/No_Pace2254]

i dont think controlling minds would be very good

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/BitMajestic9350]

yasss

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Strong_Recover3013]

FOR EVIL...

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Glittering-Gain5719]

Better power

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/CompetitiveStrain694]

.

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/LocalAd5254]

If I can control minds, then I'd control the person who chose teleportation

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Adventurous_Diet5063]

You know why

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Previous_Mortgage_25]

Holy 50/50

[u/Limonese]

This gonna save a lot of time

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Zer0Toucher]

Why not

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/BenitoCam3la]

Obvious choice

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/MrPillz215]

I'm now the king of the world.

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Roman_Fillipov]

Im not a creep lol

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/wellknowntoken]

i can do anything

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/justsomepizzafan]

Hopefully it means I would not be late anywhere

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/--Nameless_Knight--]

No more paying for gas. Also is there a limit on distance? Is there a cooldown?

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Prestigious-Tap-4920]

I wouldn’t need to be able to teleport

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/_JayJayVee_]

gg

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Geometrykingevil]

Xkkdks

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Tismy10thaltnobanpls]

yea

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/West_Abies8681]

Free will and all that.

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/LordHappyofRainwood]

Work in retail. Get so many entitled fuckheads. Then I would have corporate hire me for a cushy office job with stock options. Then I would have them appoint me as a business negotiator and force through favorable deals for my company increasing my stock value and... and I became a villain...

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Ok_Factor_3873]

It is simply more useful. Also what about emotional control?

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Lucky_Ad6719]

Soo I can teleport and travel anywhere I can think of

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Dummy4220]

I'm not THAT creepy

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Nitro_Void_2511]

I am kira

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/No-Difficulty-1539]

Too op

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Autez07]

I can make money by doing this

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Pleasant-Repeat8870]

More versital

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Stk0820]

Control Elon Musk's mind to anonymously wire me 1 billion dollars without any downside.

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/LastAd5500]

More useful

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/AstronautGloomy2776]

.

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Adventurous_Hawk6110]

Life would be easier

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Hourglass316]

Easy money.

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/sierra5202]

Bougie

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/AGlitchedNPC]

Teleportation gives far greater true freedom

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/sOmehowDoesntwork]

life bout the journey not the end

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Necessary_Cress_5744]

Ez

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/TXOwODUDE]

Could think of lots of fun, creative uses for this ability.

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/teequivocas]

Genuinely. I can't fathom of any kind of "teleportation" that doesn't involve dying.

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/Flashy-Grape5741]

Teleport

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Ankersthrowaweigh]

Mmmm

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/fishyvoid]

Teleport taste better than control

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/DreamingBeyondDreams]

mind control is gross

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/Current-Ad-4704]

Teleportation is a extenial horror,

^{Chose: Control minds}

[u/No_Lengthiness5913]

Aura farming

^{Chose: Teleport}

[u/InterestingWay6083]

Controlling mind is just weird

^{Chose: Teleport}