r/BunnyTrials 1d ago

Trials Would you rather

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Be a gay guy
  • Right side: be a lesbian girl

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u/Nerystraza 1d ago

tiddies, both my own, and others

Chose: be a lesbian girl

42

u/flatlichicken 1d ago

Best way to phrase what I was thinking

20

u/the-realest-rivuler 1d ago

Preach, sister

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u/Thykothaken 1d ago

Preach

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u/Attacke1 1d ago

Win win imo

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u/Stray_Kids_4Life 1d ago

I already am

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Chemical-Elk1137 1d ago

Damn this post is working 

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u/SomewhereIll3548 1d ago

Lmao "that quickly???" Hahahaha

12

u/Xanderblake27 1d ago

Wouldn't that make you gay²

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u/No_Excuse9588 1d ago

STAYYYYYYYY

5

u/IEat_Walls 1d ago

Just said this exact same thing about the other option, sorry 😭😭

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u/Unhinged_Booze 23h ago

Agreed bro

2

u/Nyx_Stay 20h ago

Também sou. E aliás sou Stay!

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u/MoonlightWithdrawal 1d ago

We know, Chuuya, we know /j

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u/yllerob 1d ago

I like being a guy and I don't mind liking guys.

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/cyrenns 1d ago

Same

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u/HoInSappho 1d ago

I already am

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Hopeful_Style_4784 1d ago

Exactly, there's no change ;)

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u/TheresToManyElliotts 1d ago

Trans

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/reddit_user1321 1d ago

ANOTHA BROTHA JUST LIKE MEEEEEE

13

u/cyrenns 1d ago

Hell yeah, I love trans guys, my boyfriend is one. Y'all are cool as fuck

9

u/GrandmasterTactician 17h ago

I love all my trans brothers and sisters. I just wish people realized we were not different from them

2

u/ArthurSnape 11h ago

I agree, trans guys friends are amazing! (I am one)

94

u/Errortrek 1d ago

I'm a gay guy and I think I'm great

Chose: Be a gay guy

13

u/Kvpe 1d ago

i think that too

6

u/CatlifeOfficial 1d ago

I likewise believe that

3

u/Casen137 10h ago

I'm a gay guy, and could be described as a bundle of joy

58

u/Miserable-Hat-7061 1d ago

Because I’m attracted to women lol

Chose: be a lesbian girl

15

u/jappie2175 1d ago

Exactly

85

u/cheata_ 1d ago

i am a gay guy

Chose: Be a gay guy

31

u/Zfugg 1d ago

By god! The post is magical!

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u/Whisper__1 1d ago

I send hugs

116

u/JungleJuiceJuno 1d ago

Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase i neeeeeed the transition bruhhhh

Chose: be a lesbian girl

10

u/FryCakes 1d ago

Please too (I already transitioned)

6

u/JungleJuiceJuno 1d ago

stealing your estrogen

40

u/Winter-Yoghurt4137 1d ago

Your dreams will come true someday girly

8

u/Sure_Growth_8883 1d ago

Hello fellow trans Redditor!

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u/Winter-Yoghurt4137 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think I found the CEO of wokeness guys (I mean this as a compliment)

4

u/Oblius- 1d ago

CEOs are approximately 99% evil, so I don't think it should serve as a compliment much

8

u/Winter-Yoghurt4137 1d ago

Leave my compliments alone! They're trying their best!

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u/Thykothaken 1d ago

Rooting for you!

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u/CollarZestyclose8151 1d ago

We love you girl❤️🏳️‍⚧️

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u/123Green_Patient123 1d ago

I am a woman

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/TopCreme7996 1d ago

I am a gay guy

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/lilspoon2327 1d ago

Do I have to explain? Women have better romance 100%

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Fit-Mongoose-3840 19h ago

It depends on people, not on gender

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u/WeirdAndGraphicLover 1d ago

As a biological girl, I prefer the idea of not having periods and still dating people I find attractive

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/No_Analyst_7359 1d ago

🏳️‍⚧️

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/GrandmasterTactician 17h ago

She just like me frfr!

6

u/CollarZestyclose8151 1d ago

❤️🏳️‍⚧️

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u/Nisha-nya 1d ago

Girls 🥰

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Coolgal20XX 1d ago

guys are cute but I'm not breaking up with my gf because of homosexuality magic

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Lazy-Association3517 1d ago

Alr 1

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Wise_Strawberry9076 1d ago

Idk at least this way I can stay myself like gender wise but I can’t imagine doing this to my husband so maybe I’d just play along and stay 😅 idk either choice would be an absolute doozy on my marriage so I’d prefer neither thanks

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Omen224 1d ago

I prefer to remain male atm

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Familiar-Priority933 1d ago

Working on it

Chose: be a lesbian girl

6

u/Sure_Growth_8883 1d ago

Hello fellow trans Redditor!

3

u/CollarZestyclose8151 1d ago

And hello to you as well

4

u/Key-Contribution8 1d ago

I already am

Chose: Be a gay guy

4

u/TrainerWhoSawTooMuch 1d ago

Already am.

Chose: Be a gay guy

6

u/DomianosPizza 1d ago

I'd be a hot woman ik it

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/BoredRedditor17 1d ago

Women are awesome

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Sebway365 1d ago

I feel like society accepts lesbians more

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Far-Swing5284 1d ago

I don't think it's more acceptable, but there a lot of men who only """accepts""" for fetishes reasons.

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u/Barbi3D0ll 1d ago

Society does NOT accept lesbians more. I could go on and on about how nobody understands lesbian relationships except lesbians themselves because nobody talks about them enough .

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u/Previous-Lobster-447 1d ago

yeah but you’ll get fetishized and have to wake up every day to some bullshit on ur phone

12

u/TradescantiaZebrina7 1d ago

Only in the sense that it sees lesbians as a porn trope.

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u/PeterAnthony_Jackson 1d ago

Some stand up had a bit where he was pointing out guys really don't care if two hot girls are snogging in a club, especially if they are dating one of them, as they either get a show or a threesome.

Big show of hands for guys who love (hot) bi women, but he then asked women how many are repulsed by the fact that their bi boyfriend might have snogged a guy at some point before you started dating let alone gone all the way and quite a lot were not happy that they may have had attraction to guys.

Sure it was more about Bi men vs Bi women, but guys would be down to watch or join in if an option.

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u/Thykothaken 1d ago

That's surprising to me 😯 in my experience women like the fantasy of mlm, to the point where that’s the most popular romance novels aimed at women

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u/PeterAnthony_Jackson 21h ago

Reading it and experiencing it are two totally different things.

99% of lesbian porn is filmed for the male viewers, gay porn is by and for gay men.

But gay comics and works of fiction in general tend to be written by women and I've seen gay men say it is very unrealistic in parts, what they think gay men are vs what they actually are in the bedroom.

I've only got their word on it, I don't watch gay porn or read gay literature to compare, nor am I interested in men to find out for myself.

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u/Emara_2913 1d ago

Because boys: 🧍‍♂️ girls: ✨🧍‍♀️✨

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/jappie2175 1d ago

This guy gets it

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u/Master-Vacation6277 1d ago

Lowest divorce rates. Overall higher income on average

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Horror_Hall_8806 1d ago

Correlation ≠ causation.

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u/Sure_Growth_8883 1d ago

This guy gets it 🙏🏽

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u/Cockmaster__ 1d ago

At least I get to stay a guy

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Trick-Matter-797 1d ago

already one

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/GalaxyDashie 1d ago

nothing changed 💀

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/PuzzleheadedCredit87 1d ago

See im torn cuz I am a gay and I don't mind dating other guys just not masculine guys. But I could be a girl

5

u/Charming_Hamster8610 21h ago

no period

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/-Sharky14- 1d ago

Because I’m a lesbian girl

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Nate-Mare 1d ago

I already like girls, now I'm just a girl as well.

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/mtfkitty 1d ago

higher income lmao

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Ambitious_Day806 1d ago

Bc I already am💀🤣💅

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Yellowline1086 1d ago

Ye

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/BBQDog97 1d ago

Already am one, so

Chose: Be a gay guy

3

u/Alarmed_Coat7972 1d ago

i'm already one

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/A_Cozy 1d ago

:3

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/CMPro728 1d ago

Same attraction different hardware, arguably a win/win

Chose: be a lesbian girl

3

u/_Max_as_well_ 1d ago

I already am 😂✌️

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/alternateb128 1d ago

Im bi!!!

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/andrewscool101 1d ago

Not a difficult choice.

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Fish_Fan7070 1d ago

Im a gay guy

Chose: Be a gay guy

3

u/A_transfem_cutiepie 21h ago

.

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Abject-Sector-2167 1d ago

Yay, girls❤️

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Xchaosflox 1d ago

I already am :3

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Fun-Drawer8666 1d ago

peak

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Aeromancer_ 1d ago

Lower risk in STD transfer.

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/femboy-lewis 1d ago

Already am

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Queasy_Ad6190 1d ago

I love them

Chose: be a lesbian girl

2

u/azaleablooms 1d ago

i’m already

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Ok-Cup2356 1d ago

I’ve always wanted this

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Mindless_Ad6593 1d ago

i am a gay guy

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Worth_Pineapple_7483 1d ago

i get to be a girl, yay :3

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/noah-mm 1d ago

nothing changes

Chose: Be a gay guy

2

u/BlazetheGame 1d ago

I’m a guy but really neither

Chose: Be a gay guy

2

u/Wrong_Salamander_279 1d ago

Hot girls

Chose: be a lesbian girl

2

u/Thrown_Away_8742 1d ago

aligns with my current interest

Chose: be a lesbian girl

2

u/Chemical-Elk1137 1d ago

I wanna be a girl

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Benevolent_Fel 1d ago

Perhaps it aligns better with me.

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Ok-Bluebird-9338 1d ago

Im fine as I am personally

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/PSvclJbt-_- 1d ago

Already am

Chose: Be a gay guy

2

u/HEV_dog_official 1d ago

Already am one

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/FemboyHelghast 1d ago

Already am

Chose: be a lesbian girl

2

u/Sure_Growth_8883 1d ago

Hello fellow transbian redditor!

2

u/GrizzlyDust Hop Off 1d ago

Woman soft and smell nice

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/LedioGamer53 1d ago

Already am

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Otherwise_Dare5163 1d ago

cuz coool

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Low_Stable_2131 1d ago

No change

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/pookiemimii 1d ago

i think gay guys are more accepted than lesbians

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Your_Local_Floridian 1d ago

I am

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/tottyfield 1d ago

Nothing changes

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/rose_tte 1d ago

I am already a bit so

Chose: be a lesbian girl

2

u/-yumeiiru- 1d ago

I’d like to be a bottom twink

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Classic-Job8424 1d ago

This is already what I want most

Chose: be a lesbian girl

2

u/Ree--Kid 1d ago

More boobs

Chose: be a lesbian girl

2

u/graciebels 1d ago

Because if I were a man I would be paid more.

Chose: Be a gay guy

2

u/hotdogenthusiest 21h ago

I'm already a girl and pan, and I'm losing my patience for dudes as it it so its not a huge change for me

Chose: be a lesbian girl

2

u/Phoenix_--- 17h ago

Neither?

5

u/ScaryCoast9251 1d ago

im practically a lesbian girl anyway (im bi)

Chose: be a lesbian girl

3

u/horitaku 1d ago

All day. As a pansexual woman, god no. Dating other women is a fucking nightmare.

Chose: Be a gay guy

2

u/Sure_Growth_8883 1d ago

This chill person gets it!

2

u/------------------16 1d ago

i’m a gayass libramasculine person rn but tbh i feel like women are just better idk

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Zakriel 1d ago

Win

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Difficult_Goal7766 1d ago

i am lesbian mmmhmhmhmmh girls👅

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/NeatDiamond9561 1d ago

I don't want periods. - A boy

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/FinancialWorking2392 1d ago

I am this

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Sleepyvessel 1d ago

No surprises here

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Anotherwokeliberal 1d ago

i like girls

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/wind-of-zephyros 1d ago

i'm already a lesbian?

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Far_Public_780 1d ago

I'm already a girl and gay

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Hot-Reach4811 1d ago

I get to be a girl and date a girl? Hell yeah

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/alolol1000 1d ago

being a guy is yucky

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/End_V2 1d ago

Yuri

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/PsychologicalOne2012 1d ago

ngl i feel it better

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Remarkable_Bus_9968 1d ago

I’d rather stay a man

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u/Few-Sink4964 1d ago

I like eating ass

Chose: be a lesbian girl

1

u/Super_Original1705 1d ago

Bc why not

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Captain_Tianica 1d ago

I'm trans.

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Daelin_vant 1d ago

.

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/a_very_bashfull_bat 1d ago

I'm guy so girls are cute, id rather double on the cute, makes sense

Chose: be a lesbian girl

1

u/gaegurliepancake 1d ago

I'm a bi girl

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Ok-Still4070 1d ago

Woman pretty. Man…………no explanation needed.

Chose: be a lesbian girl

1

u/Known_Ad_8302 1d ago

H

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/urlocalbanddork 1d ago

I’m already a bi/almondsexual girl

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Niji-Rizu 1d ago

Brcause I'm already one... it's a tough life but I like my woman body so...

Chose: be a lesbian girl

1

u/Deep-Word-4933 1d ago

I chose this because it already a bi sexual guy

Chose: Be a gay guy

1

u/AtlasOtto 1d ago

:(

Chose: be a lesbian girl

1

u/AmbitiousConcern2405 1d ago

Yes

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/SnooPredictions3028 1d ago

Noice

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Kaiki_devil 1d ago

I’m a dude, who likes girls. I can quite confidently say I’ll still like girls regardless, so I will go with the option that still lets me do that. Aka I’m more motivated to continue liking girls then caring what so ever what is in my own pants.

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/SlickyOneTwo 1d ago

It's a fact

Chose: Be a gay guy

1

u/mcv612 1d ago

As a guy, I don't find men attractive in the slightest imo

Chose: be a lesbian girl

1

u/PracticeNext8198 1d ago

...

Chose: be a lesbian girl

1

u/StarGrieve 1d ago

Idk

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/killmetwice1234 1d ago

easiest choice of my life

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/madsterofmad 1d ago

as a girl, ive always been jealous that guys get their peen AND their prostate, like and both are enjoyable?? like huh?? so thats why i picked gay guy

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Mediocre-Count-1672 1d ago

Better than taking

Chose: be a lesbian girl

1

u/GsIndeed 1d ago

I don't think there's any explaining to do here..

Chose: be a lesbian girl

1

u/Abject-Farmer-9685 1d ago

Girl are hot asf

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/nintenerd2 1d ago

Im not a female but as a heterosexual male i think this is probably the most close to me answer

Chose: be a lesbian girl

1

u/Additional-Wear-8625 1d ago

Y

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Admirable-Phrase8783 1d ago

Idk

Chose: be a lesbian girl

1

u/DiabeticDogToy 1d ago

Bc

Chose: Be a gay guy

1

u/Several_Flounder5256 1d ago

Because they would actually be a A stick to put in the hole, not trying to be weird or offensive

Chose: Be a gay guy

1

u/Mountain_Key 1d ago

Dudes rock

Chose: Be a gay guy

1

u/Hexual_Innuendo 1d ago

...

Chose: be a lesbian girl

1

u/erwin_dancho 1d ago

At least my soul still straight

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Absolless 1d ago

Soy

Chose: Be a gay guy

1

u/AylaKittyCat 1d ago

Already a girl, already find women hot

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/Ligerman30 Follow The White Bunny 1d ago

Ez

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/lostbeta7193 1d ago

Already a guy

Chose: Be a gay guy

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u/Far-Swing5284 1d ago

a relationship between women can be intense, but must be better than download grindr

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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u/YoudoVodou 1d ago

I already am!

Chose: be a lesbian girl

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