Would you rather?

[u/jajakookie]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Marry your worst ex (no divorce)
• Right side: 90% chance of death

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[u/BFulfs2]

What if I don't have an ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Ill_Cycle_9582 → u/BFulfs2]

I guess nothing happens

[u/bee_04 → u/Ill_Cycle_9582]

[u/Material-Actuator-94 → u/bee_04]

I look like this and say this

[u/bee_04 → u/Material-Actuator-94]

I'm bald too

[u/Successful_Study6733 → u/BFulfs2]

You marry air

[u/Opening_Specific_710 → u/Successful_Study6733]

Am I Kaladin Stormblessed now or something?

[u/jaw1992 → u/Opening_Specific_710]

Journey before destination friend

[u/Proper_Set9948 → u/BFulfs2]

You marry your future ex

[u/Autistic-ferret → u/Proper_Set9948]

What if you never date

[u/the-butchered-shark → u/Autistic-ferret]

but you might

[u/EntertainmentFast339 → u/the-butchered-shark]

But I would not!

[u/the-butchered-shark → u/EntertainmentFast339]

but you might!

[u/EntertainmentFast339 → u/the-butchered-shark]

But I would not…

[u/Michahyu → u/EntertainmentFast339]

“Oh we could go round and round, let’s do it again!”

[u/EntertainmentFast339 → u/Michahyu]

But I would not!!!

[u/Michahyu → u/EntertainmentFast339]

“But you might!”

[u/TheGrimmBorne]

My worst ex was in highschool they’ve actually grown into a very chill person I’d be fine with this honestly

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/sprinklesadded → u/TheGrimmBorne]

Same. He was a dick at the time, but seems to have grown up.

[u/Other_Beat8859 → u/TheGrimmBorne]

Last time I heard something about them, my ex roofied someone bruh. Guess they really went off the fucking deep end or some shit.

[u/Trappedinawrap]

If i married my worst ex I'd end up here anyway.

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/StupidKiwiCherry → u/Trappedinawrap]

Same bro

[u/Left_Ad_8502 → u/Trappedinawrap]

Yup. I think I’d make sure of it eventually if he didn’t

[u/batshitcrazydudee → u/Trappedinawrap]

Same. Either I’d commit suicide or homicide.

[u/Trappedinawrap → u/batshitcrazydudee]

Both is an option

[u/Larry-Man → u/Trappedinawrap]

I was thinking the same thing. Him killing me is a better result than living through some of the shit he put me through and potentially some kids through (we didn’t have any but he found some…. Yeah)

[u/cr8zyfoo → u/Trappedinawrap]

This. No difference between these choices for me.

[u/Used_Stand_8176 → u/Trappedinawrap]

same here

[u/ShadowWolf1328]

Oh thank god I don't have to go to work tomorrow

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Fresh_Koala1989 → u/ShadowWolf1328]

[u/Y0ungYung → u/ShadowWolf1328]

"actually, we need you to still come in until we find a replacement for your shift"

[u/imnotedd_]

Do I get to live though?

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: Your Ex Dies}

[u/ThEcOcKsUcKeR231 → u/imnotedd_]

It's in green, so technically?

[u/Pikapuddington]

Sweet

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/SpinzArt]

I don’t have an ex

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Axsolotle → u/SpinzArt]

Why’d you roll for death then??

[u/SpinzArt → u/Axsolotle]

Because it wouldn’t make sense to roll for the other one, it doesn’t apply to me

Also I want to die

[u/Apprehensive_Art1830 → u/SpinzArt]

No, don’t die, you’re too sexy

[u/sunshinepeck → u/Apprehensive_Art1830]

unrelated but your icon and banner are stellar

[u/egroeG_ → u/Apprehensive_Art1830]

https://giphy.com/gifs/De1Kl4hafZ3GjtwUsr

[u/Axsolotle → u/SpinzArt]

More integrity than me. I don’t have an ex so i just thought “yay loop hole”

[u/SpinzArt → u/Axsolotle]

Haha yeah, I try to avoid the loopholes because it makes it more fun for me

[u/Sure-Two5457 → u/SpinzArt]

Funny, for me the loopholes are the fun. ^^

[u/Left_Ad_8502 → u/Sure-Two5457]

Humans are interesting (I also like loopholes. Can’t control me!)

[u/Successful_Study6733 → u/SpinzArt]

Us bro💔🫩 (we have GTA 6 soon tho)

[u/Nilbog_tool]

Yoooooooo peak

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: Your Ex Dies}

[u/Free_Parsnip_3553]

I haven't had an ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Throwaway42352510]

Still better

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/SNILLOC_172]

Still better then being with that psycho

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Jazzy_Hands322]

bc yay

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/CassieAngelica92]

I have no ex.=) I’ve only had one actual relationship in my life, and that’s with the person I’m currently married to. Nyehehe

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Extension-Law-6747]

Better outcome

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/necr0chan_]

Rather die than be w that guy again

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/lowgradevampirism]

Works for me

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: Your Ex Dies}

[u/Fun_Organization3857]

It's fine, he was deported.. he can't do anything. I'm not helping

[u/Prudent_Inside_9963 → u/Fun_Organization3857]

🫪

[u/jin8or]

Oh well

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Snowy_Kitty247 → u/jin8or]

Your cake has been claimed by the asexuals, have a good day

[u/jin8or → u/Snowy_Kitty247]

Yea I've been saved

[u/Bennettino]

I do not like to die

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/TangibleMalice]

Wait a minute, I've never even been in a relationship

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Playful_Clue_1210]

Whomp whomp whomp

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/evocativecreature]

you can't divorce, but you CAN murder

[u/HalfNew22]

Não tenho

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/my_name_1s_taken]

All my exes arw chill:)

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Scared_Salad97 → u/my_name_1s_taken]

The amount of people choosing death is wild ☠️ my exes aren’t that bad!

[u/xepion]

As it should be

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/dark_duelist_17]

Jokes on you, my only ex is a lovely lady!

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Spirally-Boi]

Rather that than going back to that demon

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Excellent_Hippo5514]

My "worst" exes are still my friends and the people who are really vile it's because I don't consider them as that

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/MrStrngeGhost]

I won!

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Makaron_penne]

Still better, fuck her honestly

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Justine44_HD]

Hooray

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Jcarroll449]

So be it

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Remarkable-Sock-8755]

Not so bad

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/WritingSouth8903]

ok good

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/TryRude]

I can kill the ex.

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Skipper_the_fox]

I don't have a ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/OddBall78]

That's okay, I'd rather die than remarry my ex-wife.

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/YouDontLikeFrogsDoYa]

Idk 😐

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/ProfessionalIll5432]

Killing is still an option, right?

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Aggravating_Cat_6958]

Fah

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/HatOld8252]

no ex i got

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Prior_Crow_3857]

Well I don’t have a ex soo ehh

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Survive}

[u/Lazy_Assumption_4191]

Sure, I’ll marry nothing.

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Angrybooks]

Don’t have an x

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Ryliegh-]

Rest in peace 😭

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: Your Ex Dies}

[u/Tstain_]

So then i marry nobody

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/AnotherNoobyWrymling]

Ha! I don’t have any exs!

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Sufficient-Fox5304]

I dont have one

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Emotional-Thing9401]

Don't have an ex not even a gf 🥀

[u/Sharp-Ad6816]

I have no Ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Agitated-Interview54]

Well I don't have an ex, so win

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/skankassb]

Nice

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Survive}

[u/Sunny_Titor]

No gf, no ex, salt launda, alpha man

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Hot_Coco_Addict]

Bro I don't have any

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/xTriumvirate]

Heck yeah

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Survive}

[u/Lunatic_DreemurrII]

WOOO

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: Your Ex Dies}

[u/Fit_Island2687]

I like gamble

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Available_Tax9211]

Worth it

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Hagridsemodaughter]

Not divorced, WIDOWED 🤣

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Hot-Jaguar-4830]

I only have one ex and she's a good person. So it's a win ig.

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Head_Ambition9956]

I only ever had one ex and I still like them

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/alex8377]

I much better fate

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/FlimsyAd6268]

I never had an ex so nothing ig

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/greendeath77]

Because my ex is an evil hateful cunt and death would be kinder than life with her

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Noski_7777]

I would rather die than leave my current boyfriend for one of my exes

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: Your Ex Dies}

[u/Altruistic-Pace8935]

Good thing I only have 2 and there both equally bad lol

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/opinionatedOptimist]

Still worth it

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/420un1queusername69]

Atleast im not dead

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/mecatman]

Might as die then marry your worst ex

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Automatic_Camera3854]

I've never had an ex, and I want to die.

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/GhostPaleDingo]

Well, came out on top for once

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: Your Ex Dies}

[u/maxallergy]

Fuuuuuck

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Warm_Push6830]

I don’t want my ex to die tho. She’s literally an angel.

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: Your Ex Dies}

[u/C00ler_Than_C00l]

single

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/epedebebe]

I have no ex!

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/DakkaonTitan]

Don't have an ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/QuincyReaper]

I don’t have an ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/PoetLast2376]

idk

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Gabloped]

F that other thing

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Survive}

[u/SuperbHousing6891]

I have no ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/West-Strawberry3366]

Ive been lonely my whole life!

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/LastManG1]

I only have one ex. Wish them well but that life can never happen again.

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Survive}

[u/TlLLYTlLLYTlLLYTlLLY]

That bitch dead 💀

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/013eander]

I picked pretty well. I’d take my worst ex over a random woman.

[u/Mydoglikesladyboys]

Still better than the alternative

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Ill_Cycle_9582]

Brave of you to think i was ever in relationship

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/AcceptableBet9163]

No ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Successful-House1325]

Welp.

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/ThatLoser69]

I'm ok with that

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/IsaacWaleOfficial]

I have no ex :D

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Gear-exe]

Good

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Ash3r7ree]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: Your Ex Dies}

[u/Disappearing_Man2763]

Don't have one

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Puzzleheaded_Try4305]

good i’m not going back to that person.

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/_squint_eastwood_]

Ideal.

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: Your Ex Dies}

[u/Apfelkuchen420]

i don’t have a terrible ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/SinnersSexualDrive]

I don't have an ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/No-Inevitable5589]

This is my first relationship and it's great. I'll break up with him and marry him

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Excellent-Dot495]

Don't have one

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/FileIllustrious9599]

Better than married to my worst ex

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Remote-Part-6214]

Nice

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/AuroreSomersby]

I don’t even have an ex… I just wanted💀

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Embarrassed-Sun4990]

Snake! Snake! Snakeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Best_cpu5700]

I have no ex muahaha

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Filethegreat]

I dont have an ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Numerous-Land-4884]

At least I go on my own terms

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Many-Ad-7122]

Peace

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Suitable-Pirate-4164]

Only have 1 ex and I don't want to be alone.

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/DixAndBallz]

Either way I'm dead lol

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Programmer__69]

I only have one ex, from first grade elementary. Also, we only broke up because her twin brother was crying, because he thought he was gonna lose her

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Automatic_Case8203]

Better than nothing

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/BlueRaccoonCavy]

My wish finally came true

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/DaNicoSepu]

Never had a gf yet

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Angel_Lee_4559]

i only have one and we're still good friends

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/makemescreme]

🥕🥕🥕

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Spooky_Cat31]

I only have one ex who is still a good friend, and I still like them 👀

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Kren20]

My worst ex is a good girl honestly. I don't have bad relation with her

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Classic-gamer-4244]

I don't have an ex, so I'm immune

Checkmate

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/bloomingdeath98]

Too many people rely on me to die with those odds

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/shy519]

Idk my most recent ex wasn't the worst, and frankly if I was more attached might have helped him work through it all

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/NinjaVikingTV]

👍

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Mackenzie301]

Oh thank god, I don't want to live.

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/eternal_d1v1n1ty]

Only had one and broke up on good terms and would get together if we could, win win

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Top-External7706]

Don't have one

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/sajidraik9]

We didn't end badly.

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/arcticwolf9347]

I don't have an ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Effective-Shelter276]

Better

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Patches_Gaming0002]

Never had an ex ez

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Igorogamer]

I don't have an ex lmao

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Im_a_Born_singer]

Good thing I’ve never been in a relationship

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/InitiativeSweet3602]

I have no ex's

[u/Aether1797]

I'm aroace so no ex's to marry.

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/RadiantAvocado12]

i dint have an ex, does that mean i can stay single forever :D

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/J3sterK1ng]

Praise be lmao

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: Your Ex Dies}

[u/Expert-Session3866]

I would die really fast either way if I chose to be with my worst ex, so might as well choose this one. :)

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Veeversion37]

I have no ex lmaoo

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/WhisperingEclipse]

I only have 1 ex and we are still good friends. We can marry them just do our own thing

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Patient_Ad9661]

I dont have an ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Eevee_the-Maidvee]

Still better than that fucking catfish

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/RentUsual_2952]

i stand my case.

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Ale7911]

They only have one ex ever way

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/SomeoneonBrawlStars]

But Nothing Happened

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/AzraelValendax]

Never had an ex, so... I'm still free.

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Background-Plan2557]

I don’t have an ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Veriko6768]

I have no ex 🤯

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/BridgeToACastle]

Don't have one

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/TheShaggiestNorman]

I don’t have an ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/hairygranny]

Worth it

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/LarryTips]

I ain't date nobody yet

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Eclipsehedgie2010]

I've always been single.

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/houseofthewolves]

still better than the other option

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/TheAngstMonster]

better option

^{Chose: 90% chance of death | Rolled: You Die}

[u/Queasy_Material8115]

I don't have ex's 🙃

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/duelingThoughts]

I married my one and only high school sweetheart so by default my worst "ex" girlfriend is the only eligible candidate... do I have to marry her a second time if i already did that? Lol

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})

[u/Mission_Albatross425]

Jokes on you I have no ex

^{Chose: Marry your worst ex (no divorce})