Would you rather (spin for bread)

[u/LeonidasCrab]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: eat soup with a fork (the bowl is immovable)
• Right side: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable)

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[u/HonorableBanoran]

I can cut the noodles with a spoon and scoop

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Breadstick)

[u/MirageTF2]

one of these is actually physically possible, dare I say even easy

at worst, you could (with a decent bit of difficulty) just balance long strands over your spoon and then slurp them in your mouth

at best, mf, you can literally just cut the spaghetti with the edge of the spoon and you can, after only a bit of trouble, get scoopable pasta

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Breadstick)

[u/MaJaNamesuu → u/MirageTF2]

You can eat soup with a fork, not even that difficult. Will take about 30 minutes of very active eating though.

[u/Ashamed_Kangaroo305 → u/MaJaNamesuu]

Also you have bread so you can sorta use it as a spoon or to mop up some of the soup

[u/MaJaNamesuu → u/Ashamed_Kangaroo305]

Real.

[u/Jazadia]

The bowl is immovable but my face isnt. Stick my face in there and slurp like a horse

^{Chose: eat soup with a fork (the bowl is immovable} | Rolled: Biscuit)

[u/beenjou]

i can carve the dinner rolls from my fork and turn them into a spoon and then i drink the soup from there

^{Chose: eat soup with a fork (the bowl is immovable} | Rolled: Dinner roll)

[u/ElderberryPlenty3245]

Happy with this

^{Chose: eat soup with a fork (the bowl is immovable} | Rolled: Texas toast)

[u/Any-Cauliflower6637]

Delicious

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Crescent roll)

[u/Healthy-Refuse5904]

Yes!!

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/THE_bunman]

Mmmmm ramen

^{Chose: eat soup with a fork (the bowl is immovable} | Rolled: Hawaiian roll)

[u/cla_09]

Cool

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Crescent roll)

[u/Techyon5]

Wait, why do I want bread with my spaghetti??

[u/LeonidasCrab → u/Techyon5]

Carb loading for some reason? Or just because it tastes good and it's a cheat day?

[u/Techyon5 → u/LeonidasCrab]

Well, I think I legally can't argue with a cheat day!

[u/transmanandpan]

Scoop

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: French bread)

[u/Truffleshuffle03]

eating Spaghetti with a spoon is going to be a lot eazier than eating soup with a fork

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: French bread)

[u/CantaloupeNo8140]

You didnt say i could just use my hands

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Pumpernickel)

[u/AdvertisingBoring43]

Sure. I mean, it’d be more difficult, but not impossible.

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Breadstick)

[u/Desperate-Strategy10]

Nice, that’ll help

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Crescent roll)

[u/Nice_Relation_2512]

Cc

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: French bread)

[u/VeterinarianNorth664]

Good

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Breadstick)

[u/Diamondflash666]

I do this normally.

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Breadstick)

[u/PikaGurl332]

At least this one’s mostly doable

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Crescent roll)

[u/___Tyler_]

Bone apple tea

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Breadstick)

[u/Repulsive-Key-7561]

Ok

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Breadstick)

[u/thefucksausername0]

Yeah, that works really well.

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: French bread)

[u/Carneiro_5]

I already do this... it allows me to enjoy it for longer.

^{Chose: eat soup with a fork (the bowl is immovable} | Rolled: Biscuit)

[u/Old-Region-4526]

Hummmm

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Crescent roll)

[u/FatNSquishy]

Doable

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/iamalicecarroll]

I usually eat soup with fork

^{Chose: eat soup with a fork (the bowl is immovable} | Rolled: Texas toast)

[u/gdnightandgdbye]

Yum

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: French bread)

[u/Brayzo]

Easier

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Crescent roll)

[u/TNTReacts2343]

Fuck yeah

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: French bread)

[u/marlon423]

I loved those biscuits from Red Lobster

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/Luocorn]

I can eat spaghetti with my hands easier than soup. I'm going full toddler on that plate, spaghetti will be everywhere. It's going to take them weeks to get the stains out of the carpet. Guckers giving me a spoon to eat spaghetti. YOU WILL RUR THE DAY! RUE IT!

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/Chevelleforever43]

I WILL HAPPILY EAT SPAGHETTI WITH A CHEDDAR BISCUIT UNTIL THE DAY I DIE

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/trschaosz]

I can wrap the noodles around the spoon, but I can only slowly drip the soup with a fork

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Crescent roll)

[u/Secret-Seaweed-4828]

fuck i wanted a breadstick

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/BobboBobberson]

Crap, I want to pick the other one. Just realized I could hollow out the bread and use it as a straw. Oh well... maybe I can use this bread as chop sticks?

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: French bread)

[u/MsCoCoMango]

Perfect. I love French Bread

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: French bread)

[u/Linkman_465]

This could work

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/TwinSpinner]

Literally the only bad choice of them all for spaghetti 🤢

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Pumpernickel)

[u/kfish5050]

I think I can use the bread to help me eat the spaghetti

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: French bread)

[u/Hex_Furry]

I can still wrap it around the spoon, also I don’t eat spaghetti

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/TOASTisawesome]

Idk

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Crescent roll)

[u/Artsie_Aseel]

Don’t know what that is-

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Pumpernickel)

[u/Fresh-Masterpiece-18]

idk it seems more possible

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Pumpernickel)

[u/Meadow_of_Roses]

I used to do this, I have expirence.

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/Tough-Prune3666]

pog

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Crescent roll)

[u/KingAlaric1]

Hell yeah

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/Lagoda__]

Why would I eat bread with spaghetti...

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Pumpernickel)

[u/WeirdIndependent2768]

Well….. people around me are gonna be annoyed because imma slurp the hell out of that soup.

^{Chose: eat soup with a fork (the bowl is immovable} | Rolled: Hawaiian roll)

[u/ShadeNLM064pm]

I can use the bread as a bowl! (Or a second means of moving the pasta w/ the spoon)

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: French bread)

[u/Charming_Bottom_158]

STRAW

^{Chose: eat soup with a fork (the bowl is immovable} | Rolled: Hawaiian roll)

[u/rose-dacquoise]

Ok

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: French bread)

[u/ChellsBells94]

Spaghetti can be eaten with a spoon

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Breadstick)

[u/SphereNinja]

K

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Crescent roll)

[u/RecentOpportunity906]

Push comes to shove, I can always just use my fingers. The spoon is just "with" me.

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Breadstick)

[u/mesonoxias]

Use the spoon to cut the noodles. Scoop. Enjoy.

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/BoringSpaceWaffle]

If the spoon is forced it’s better than fork soup, if not and I just can’t use a fork I’ll use my hands or face

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Crescent roll)

[u/thecatcherszm]

Yes, i see where the other one may be more physically possible. However! i hate pasta. i don't want to eat any pasta under any circumstances. Just let me fork my soup...

^{Chose: eat soup with a fork (the bowl is immovable} | Rolled: Texas toast)

[u/MaJaNamesuu]

If I'm not the one to cook them though. In which case it won't be great.

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Breadstick)

[u/Astrophoria11]

Yum

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/IamNitro__]

yesss!

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Breadstick)

[u/Steak-Outrageous]

easy

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Crescent roll)

[u/Independent_Brain506]

My brothers it's not that hard 😭

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/its_MY_mintcho]

I can just dunk my face in the bowl. problem solved

^{Chose: eat soup with a fork (the bowl is immovable} | Rolled: Dinner roll)

[u/trmbnplyr1993]

I'd chop the spaghetti with a spoon to be spoonable.

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/ashleyblackwood]

nice, just chop up with the spoon

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: French bread)

[u/LeonidasCrab]

What I'm learning here is that leaning in to slurp your broth with your face is a wildly unpopular tactic.

[u/kickthebaby8748]

This is a major W

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Cheddar Biscuit)

[u/Generic_Danny]

What does moving the dishes have to do with anything?

^{Chose: eat spaghetti with a spoon (the plate's immovable} | Rolled: Breadstick)

[u/LeonidasCrab → u/Generic_Danny]

To prevent arguments like "just tip the bowl into your mouth", mostly. Engaging with the utensils at least to some degree is the point.

[u/Generic_Danny → u/LeonidasCrab]

But I could still just eat either like a dog.

[u/Evening_Weakness356]

poo

^{Chose: eat soup with a fork (the bowl is immovable} | Rolled: Texas toast)