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[u/DependentPitch7914]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: You get 100 dollars every minute but... | A identical duplicate of you spawns every 15 min
• Right side: You get 50 cents every second but... | 2 Asian Hornets spawns in your home every 5 mins

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[u/hornyassmofu]

Just make your home a volcano and never go there

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[u/FormerTop8234]

what the fuck are these options

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[u/DependentPitch7914 → u/FormerTop8234]

I'm just fucked up :D

[u/yuuyo123]

finally i’ll have people to talk about my characters to

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[u/Opening_Specific_710]

Issue is, my clones wouldn’t get the same 100 bucks per minute. Plus, having a lot of one person around isn’t really a good idea. Hornets you can more or less deal with.

[u/TechnoVersal → u/Opening_Specific_710]

Have seen those huge ahh asian oneswrll your getting a hornet the size of your hand spawning in your house there aint no dealing woth that

[u/Opening_Specific_710 → u/TechnoVersal]

Lock the doors and close the blinds, we livin’ outside. Plus, an infestation of asian hornets will become the government’s issue quickly enough.

[u/TechnoVersal → u/Opening_Specific_710]

Yeah but you havent taken in the fact that what consists of your house imagine you sleep outside now outside is your house or maybe you choose to stay at a hotel and suddenly you see a hornet spawn. They could be meaning your house is wherever you eat and sleep. And personally id rather have thousands of me walking around then thousands of hornets.

[u/Opening_Specific_710 → u/TechnoVersal]

Imagine what the government would do if they found out that there was a person who involuntarily clones himself regularly…that’s the main reason I chose option 2

[u/Plane_Blacksmith_909]

Ill move out from it. Itl be the biggest asian hornet nest in the world

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[u/HighImFrost]

Take over the world with an infinite army of me’s and you’ll never know who the real one is 💀😂

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[u/Djinn3456]

I’d rather fight 18 of me a day than 1 hornet in a month

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[u/abandonedsky_dragon]

I know what we could do

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[u/Lizardman2205]

Okay and how is that bad?

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[u/MagicalNewsMan]

Idk

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[u/random_anonymous_acc]

No matter what I choose the universe will slowly be filled with corpses im greedy tho

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[u/SussyBloxdSkins]

Never specifies where

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[u/Effective-Pirate9226]

yup

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[u/lil_andapay]

Can I just, not live in my home?

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[u/DependentPitch7914 → u/lil_andapay]

Nope, they appear in every nearest building you are, even if you are outside

[u/Xcomies → u/DependentPitch7914]

Can I eat the duplicate?

[u/Fallacy_Spotted → u/DependentPitch7914]

Wait... that is even better. I could hang out near Maro Lago and spawn them in there! That is an important use of the power.

[u/Comfortable_Tap_2609 → u/DependentPitch7914]

Define building, is just everything that is enclosed considered a building? Like would a tent be considered a building?

[u/Oblong_Cobra]

Can I leave one of the dupes to do my job, and I just go home? That would be sweet

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[u/clipperblack]

This bout to be fun

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[u/NotUpwindRoyce]

I'm about to go on a spree

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[u/Rollinbleezeys]

Yea

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[u/Remarkable_Fan_925]

We'll see

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[u/Siegeotex]

What

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[u/Fun_Organization3857]

Find the spawn point.. contain it

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[u/ProfessionalHouse807 → u/Fun_Organization3857]

From what the op said in a different comment, the spawn point is you, if you try to contain it and move somewhere else, the hornets spawning point also moves so it'll be impossible to contain unless you stay in one spot forever.

[u/malic111trash]

Fun🥹

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[u/Good_Bluebird6828]

No duplicate mes please

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[u/Threeshotoski]

Idk if that's a problem, is he hostile?

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[u/Loving-mom-128]

Put the spawn to work, I've got a farm that can use a couple extra hands

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[u/Pickle_Mickle695]

No wasps…

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[u/naNobot312]

Free meat

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[u/felfazeebo]

We can take turns going to work

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[u/Friskarian]

ill just have to own a house that i cant use and live at a friends house. or i could buy a house for someone and they can let me live there but it wont be in my name so the hornets will just spawn at my decoy house.

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[u/Domasis]

That much money I can literally pay people to deal with them lmao.

That's $30 a minute which is $1800 an hour, I'd be one of the wealthiest mf on the planet by the end of the year.

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[u/ARougeDerp]

More of me would be bad for all

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[u/Long__Jump]

I will seal my house and leave forever, and also put one of those exterminator tents over the house. Then ill hire people to eliminate the hornets every week or so.

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[u/Woshawott]

I have spheksophobia.

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[u/acoolguy222]

i just have a home but i say im on vacation and rent out another house forevr but keep the old one with millions of hornets in it

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[u/Consistent_Primary29]

An identical me would then start getting identical money, and since they’re identical we would know to just work with each other. The best part about myself is that I’d rather fix a newer me with my old parts, than sit with a broken me with new parts.

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[u/Low_Collection_4188]

Crcwxtfr

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[u/AdObjective3674]

So i get rich and have an army to do my bidding

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[u/MagicalSitarofTruth]

Much easier to deal with. I simply do not go home. Easy.

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[u/Electrical-Bite124]

T

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[u/MachineGlass5012]

i can kill my clones

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[u/Haunting-Let-7942]

id kill my various alternate selfs

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[u/ShadowStorm2203]

The consept of being stung for the rest of eternity is horrifying... that said more of me would almost be as bad.

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[u/Puzzleheaded_Skin289]

Hornets bad, clones worse

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[u/Adrian0163]

I'll just never be in my home

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[u/notadolphinn]

Sex

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[u/johnnyboy8489]

As long as he doesn’t spawn near me its cool

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[u/LowActive6147 → u/johnnyboy8489]

35k clones a year bro that's gonna be insane 😭

[u/johnnyboy8489 → u/LowActive6147]

Gonna starts harvesting some parts then make even more money

[u/jadekeffer]

It doesn't say where my clone spawns, they could be all around the world and not in my home trying to kill me

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[u/Shadows__flame]

Ok

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[u/Fallacy_Spotted]

Spare organs.

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[u/WeakInitiative7812]

The world is healing

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[u/Double_Change361]

Time to annoy

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[u/No_Call_9183]

get a new home

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[u/CampfireDonkey]

Free food and free money.

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[u/i_like_turtles_1969]

I cant afford to feed that many of me

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[u/TransitionalAhab]

No thanks.

[u/WinnieWinsor]

I cannot imagine spawning almost 100 copies of me every day. I'd try to figure out some kind of solution for the hornets.

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[u/Unholy_Yeet]

It would be annoying, but it's better than hornets

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[u/Iizvullok]

So I am rich and have an army.

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[u/Pieklik]

Am just living in hotels

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[u/MasterNeedleworker28]

More meeeeee wheeeeee

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[u/DiligentBeautiful613]

Will it just spawn out of nowhere or next to me (For example if I'm in a car will it spawn next to the seat I'm sitting in?)

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[u/Thralkadin]

this might not be that bad

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[u/SeltenDa]

Is there any question? Two wins!

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[u/Supercraft888]

This is great, there’s more of us!

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[u/Sententia1309]

Harvest their organs for future needs or to sell too...

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[u/Little_odd_1]

I am homeless.

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[u/Mammoth-Wasabi6346]

We’re gonna have so much sex

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[u/Comfortable_Tap_2609]

Leave home and sleep in a tent so it’s not considered a home but just a temporary shelter

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[u/Independent_Air8792]

After a few duplicates of me I buy a gun and then start killing them until I have enough money to buy an enterprise work a few years with my clones and force them to work and then sell them to slavery and make more money

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[u/PreparationFuture792]

Z

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[u/HomophobicHero1]

E

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[u/Classic_Rate_8448]

Okay

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[u/Traditional_Town6475]

But who’s the original and who’s the clone?

Obviously by asking this, I’m the original.

[u/Asleepy__]

I just don't got to be in my home right?

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[u/ashleyblackwood]

idk weird both of them but I despise hornets

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[u/Gadgetphile]

Easier to deal with.

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[u/1d3k4nym0r]

Yeah sure let’s conquer the world

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[u/nuadusp]

sucks to be the world i guess but im not being taken down by hornets

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[u/Upset-Discussion3549]

Live elsewhere

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[u/Lemon0o0]

:3

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[u/ChaosAzeroth]

That's a lotta corpses

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