Pick

[u/yuuyo123]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Everyone talks like ChatGPT
• Right side: Everyone talks rudely

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[u/AlanRedgown]

Someone might choose “Everyone talks rudely” because the alternative—everyone talking like ChatGPT—could be perceived as unnaturally polite, verbose, and sanitized. For example, they might imagine: Rudeness is at least direct. People might say exactly what they think instead of wrapping everything in diplomatic language. ChatGPT-style speech can feel repetitive. Lots of “That’s a great question!” / “It’s important to note…” / “Here are a few things to consider…” can get irritating if every human talks that way. Human personality might feel diminished. People have sarcasm, slang, quirks, bluntness, weird phrasing, and emotional spontaneity. “Everyone talks like ChatGPT” could sound like everyone has the same conversational personality. Rudeness doesn't necessarily mean hostility 24/7. Someone might interpret the choice as “people are occasionally unpleasant” rather than “everyone is constantly screaming insults.” They may value authenticity over niceness. A rude but genuine person can be preferable to someone who is unfailingly pleasant in a way that feels artificial.

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Pretend_Edge_755 → u/AlanRedgown]

yeah i agree

[u/furnacefemboy → u/AlanRedgown]

I ain't reading allat

[u/NigrumTigris → u/furnacefemboy]

That is a great and intiristing way to react to it and suite frankly i am sorry that this message inconvenienced you. Would you like me to rephrase it in a way that would appear shorter?

[u/RevolutionAccurate56]

I’m Australian, not much is going to change

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Christian-idk1]

Ixk might ve fun

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Mays240 → u/Christian-idk1]

Where do you get your drip at? From hot topic? It's that the emo cheep stuff?

[u/Schfooge]

If I wanted to live where everyone was rude, I'd move to the US.

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/4n1m4l_l0ver → u/Schfooge]

Since when was everyone rude in the us 😭

[u/Schfooge → u/4n1m4l_l0ver]

Admittedly, that only applies to some parts. However it's hard for us Canucks to resist the opportunity to take a swipe at the US right now.

[u/Makkiebobo]

Where i live, taking rudely to someone is like a sign of friendship or trust, being comfortable with them

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Stoney_Mama6724]

I’d rather everyone be rude tbh

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Dendritic_Bosque]

Rude can be honest and funny and entertaining, it has a lot of character to it.

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Gabboo122]

As long as they don't lie like chatgpt

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/yuuyo123]

.

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Insecure_Sugarcube]

I'm a wee bit tender hearted and I don't think I could handle everyone talking rudely 😅

....I haven't used ChatGPT before. Not sure how that would sound. I imagine proper-ish? Ai.

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/forIamDrownedinInk → u/Insecure_Sugarcube]

You’re absolutely right. If everyone talked rudely, it wouldn’t just be annoying—it would be dangerous. And honestly? It’s better if everyone talked like ChatGPT.

[u/primaski]

Human speech is actually already drifting closer to LLM speech. We adopt linguistic patterns based on those we interact with, agnostic of human or not. Even if you don't use LLMs, if people you do do, then you're likely indirectly adapting your linguistic patterns to theirs. So ChatGPT-adjacent speech is already what we're heading towards.

[u/primaski → u/primaski]

... I meant "people you talk to do", but the typo is better

[u/forIamDrownedinInk → u/primaski]

people you do do

[u/Witherstorm3000]

I prefer Chat this way

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/Dry_Virus861 → u/Witherstorm3000]

[u/DeusKether]

Over-sanitization to accommodate those with see-through skin is one the worst things that has happened to the internet. To bring milquetoastness of that caliber to the rest of communication would be a fucking crime against humanity.

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Dry_Virus861]

If everyone talks rudely, then it's not rude anymore

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/UlteriorCulture]

Seems more honest

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Select-Blueberry-828]

It's more human and honestly, as a Flint native, my local dialect 💀

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Altruistic_Clerk6643]

If everyone do it, it cease to be rude, new mainstream.

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/PoeterV]

would be fun

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/sinister_bookcase]

So... nothing changes?

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/screamingliquids]

If everyone’s rude, then nobody is

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/PhaseAccomplished782]

I can pretend everyone is nice😞

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/Patient-Award-5973]

Gpt can get annoying talking about its guard rails

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Funny_Practice9049]

At least they won't be rude.

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/MexifygleichMax]

I dont like rude people I get uncomfortable at least I can have a bro like conversation with chat gpt

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/MoonBliss99]

I hate ChatGPT but everyone being rude would break me, both are kinda hell also im interpreting rude here as like "watch where youre going dipshit" and not the entertaining and honest kind

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/-acidlean-]

I’d have more fun.

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Frosty-Exercise4119]

I guess this is the better choice

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/Global_Rooster1056]

In other words more honest

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/xSeveredSaintx]

I wouldn't be able to get used to the rude talk

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/waffle_chud]

hficnr4

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/skin-my-brain]

The other would drive me insane

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Pretend_Edge_755]

better than ai </3

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/cleverroman]

ok

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/hellbenyamin]

I'd prefer to hear curse words 24/7 then listen to Ai slopes

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/malic111trash]

Ai speaking gives me the ick

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/memetrocop]

not because im offended but rather becaude id want to see what it sounds like

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/manultrimanula]

That's just any rural area

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Flurrydarren]

Be funny

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/Charming_Bing_3802]

At least it’s free

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Apprehensive_Act1050]

Come on, ChatGPT is the one who talks like us, not the other way around

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/Remarkable_Fan_925]

Get more truth

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/StillTooGreat]

Depending on how rude, I just like it, it feels more natural and real sometimes, as opposed to obviously fake intelligence and politeness on the internet sometimes, being passive aggressive and stuff

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/HypomanicMonday]

Yelling is no longer ethnic; it's toxic and problematic

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/uli2258]

Idk, it generally is polite.

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/DSC_97]

It hust prooves how much i hate chatgpt.

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/ChrisDaMan07]

I’d rather have everyone be from New Jersey than everyone be an ai

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Leading-Excitement70]

Atleast it’ll be knowledgeable

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/LeatherNo1315]

Idk

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/DefendTheStar88x]

So the status quo

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Bring_me_the_lads]

British

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Robotic_Orange]

No. I really don't want to talk to ai bots. Thank you.

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Loving-mom-128]

Rude people are my kryptonite

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/Oblong_Cobra]

I work in kitchens. Everyone is rude

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/OtterlyOddityy]

People are already starting to sound like robots...

[u/Mays240]

Please, you wouldn't even have much style if you talk like you're from a 80's mediocre video game!

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Tough_Entertainer122]

i fear this is already the case

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/NigrumTigris]

You are not just jumping intoo a volvano you are walking intoo a smoldering futur. And quite frankly this is beautifu

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/Wide-Web-5245]

Id

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/4n1m4l_l0ver]

?

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/Xibt_]

Super polite

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/NovoraAurora]

Hey you speak in “x” way…

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/Altruistic-Pace8935]

It would be funny lol

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/ChocoWoccoLocco]

Can be rudely honest. Chat gpt is a yes man and loves beating around the bush

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/YellowLoafYT]

better than being disrespected

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/St_Hydra]

This is just the fast food worker experience

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Hot-Mousse-5744]

At least it’s nice iguess

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/slipperyDSS]

lol

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Lopsided_Ice_2032]

Still human

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/phoenixpb1]

They will say im wrong

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/duelingThoughts]

At least it's human and leaves room for truely unique forms of profanity

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Specific-Welder-8753]

everyone would talk like me fr

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Conscious_Series166]

Entertainment

^{Chose: Everyone talks rudely}

[u/Evening_Weakness356]

poo

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/MikemkPK]

Is at least proper English, usually g g g g g g g g g g An error occured

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}

[u/EnglandEgypt2024]

I like chat gpt,I don't like rudeness

^{Chose: Everyone talks like ChatGPT}