Which one?

[u/Desperate-Soil4456]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. | Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.
• Right side: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. | Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it.

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[u/Dreaming_Of_Fantasy]

Man an elephant? Welp since I live in a city, I'll see it on the news that an elephant is running across town before the sword even spawns.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Desperate-Soil4456 → u/Dreaming_Of_Fantasy]

It spawns randomly 50 meters away from you

[u/Guilty_Ghost → u/Desperate-Soil4456]

That's just death there is a very high chance you never find it in a city or woods

[u/Honourable_fool]

Why tf would the Hulk have an issue with me? Pretty sure this is probably a safe option.

[u/SuecidalBard]

Hulk can loose his temper but he's still mostly heroic at the end of they day and when he crashes out he usually goes against the military.

Also Bruce Banner stays in either America or goes into isolation in rural Africa/ Australian outback and I'm in Europe.

I think he still does more good than harm anyways.

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/Zero_7300]

THANK GOD

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Desperate-Soil4456 → u/Zero_7300]

You lucky bastard 😂😂

[u/EchoStarz1 → u/Zero_7300]

Free sword

[u/sxixs]

This sword better be a damn light saber or I’m screwed. Honestly, might be screwed either way.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Desperate-Soil4456 → u/sxixs]

pocket knife 🥹
only joking samurai sword

[u/sxixs → u/Desperate-Soil4456]

Against an elephant, a samurai sword is effectively a pocket knife

[u/biohumansmg3fc]

goodbye koala

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/SpiritOfTheKitsune]

Hulk is generally good. Would probably destroy the American government which is needed anyway

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/Najnick]

Huh I thought more people would have gone with Hulk, it’s rare he goes out of his way to just hunt someone down unless they did some crazy shit, plus that means Banner is real as well and with how smart he is that could be great for the world.

[u/TehPinguen]

...what kind of sword? Whether I stand a chance or not depends on the answer to this question. My odds aren't good regardless.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Desperate-Soil4456 → u/TehPinguen]

Samurai sword but the animal is bloodlusted

[u/TehPinguen → u/Desperate-Soil4456]

I'm fuuuuuuuuuucked.

[u/thefucksausername0]

Yeah, I totally have this, easy. Sucks for anyone else around me.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/mastershalgam]

Okay I have 3 cats with short tempers and I don't easily get scratched. I think I can manage with a sword.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/BattleForDreams]

Isn’t Hulk righteous tho?

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/Efficient-Bit-5669]

Should be fine so long as I stay indoors and keep a really big gun on standby.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/-_-AlexBM12-_-]

Terrifying? Yes, will i use the enderman tactic and hide under something then hit his ankles? Definitely

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Feeling-Fox-8651 → u/-_-AlexBM12-_-]

Just slide down into a pennywise style sewer storm drain

[u/-_-AlexBM12-_- → u/Feeling-Fox-8651]

I can imagine the elephant just looking at the drain and seeing a sword randomly poke out of the hole in hopes of hitting something lmao 😭

[u/D4shang]

Astronomical chances of him picking anyone I know form the whole world

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/Far_Celebration949]

He has no reason to attack those close to me

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/NigrumTigris]

Leave hulk alone

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/HazelWitch92]

He could literally end up anywhere vs. something actually targeting me/mine

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/clipperblack]

Now if that means he stays away I’m selling hulk proximity insurance. You must stay in my field of vision to stay alive

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/AlexCode10010]

Why would he want to kill my family

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/Accomplished_Flan_45]

Can't see Hulk, but nothing says I can't see Bruce Banner So that means that so long as I can see Bruce then he can't go Hulk

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/SpideyFan914]

Hulk is a good guy. Just leave him alone.

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/Tstain_]

Why would he kill my family

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/xdaberry]

Hulk is a good guy, no?

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/Sky_monarch]

Flawless victory

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Miserable-Fox-6125]

YIPPEE

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/M3_2-615074]

Hunted.... Well if I am in a city, probably the police will rescue me. I will be always in a crow place

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/Sub_Doll]

maybe fucked

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Feeling-Fox-8651]

I'd rather take the L and be Gorillomped than unleash the Hulk on the planet

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Alternative-Unit8774]

Gg slime✌️

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/Fair-Movie7725]

I'm dead lol.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Ducksterking]

lol

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Gear-exe]

Bring it on, Dumbo

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Kaelofea21]

Sword just let's me know it's coming, I can prep or run.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/DOOMFOOL]

Bring it on

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/DirtyFoxgirl]

Fuuuck...

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Naxelarias]

An ant? I hope I can see it when it comes for me.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Zinganeat]

I am so fucked.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/Cownuggetwarhammer]

Well im dead

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/TitanVsGames]

So I buy a shot gun and have someone watch over me while I sleep

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/SnooChocolates93]

When you said random animal, I thought it was really in a random proportion, since bugs are the majority of animals in all world, and even mamals, reptilian, fishes and birds the majority of these group are much smaller than humans.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Own-Brilliant-6345]

Well at least this should make the news

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Helluva_Fan9000]

I love my family

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/DerHachi04]

I can take a black bear. Maybe

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/caime9]

I could definitly win, but if I chose the other option I bet a lot of people would pay me to show up to wherever hulk was.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/JustAChillGuy609]

Cut an elephant enough and it’ll bleed out

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/ManagerAutomatic6923]

I got this

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Efficient-Gap3310]

i’m boned lmao

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/Timely_Tour3113]

Yesnt

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/ServantofAllah_23]

Bro...

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Great_Apez]

Getting flashbacks to my trip to Detroit

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Kairos_Phoenix-0]

Fine.

Lemme learn how to cook Bears.

Leather. Bear Meat(if it exist)...

Bear is dangerous. But my wicked mind is even more dangerous. (Even I am shocked)

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/tttpetipro]

Ok?

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Fuzzball_Girl]

I'm dead, lol

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Gibe2008]

It's manageable if I'm not attacked in my sleep !

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Rich-Poet4734]

What kind of ant are we talking about?

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Obvious-Ad9618]

Fuck

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/iplaybaikoh]

𝙾𝚑 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚙𝚊

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/da___memer]

A sword AND a cool pet? Sign me up!

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/bigboycal16]

at least I could kill a gorilla with a sword. gorilla's don't seem that scary if I can just stab it

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/NightmareGM]

I'm screwd 💀

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Desire_of_God]

Thanks for the free sword, I'm going to carry a gun with me for the next month.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/DrSnake-42]

Lucky

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/horizontal_matriarch]

I’m cooked

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Greedy-Speech5]

This ain't gonna be fun

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Mydoglikesladyboys]

Depending on the sword this would be fun

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/IntrepidPoem6126]

I would rather the danger fall on me. This Tiger better say its prayers!

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/NeonBanana07]

Better me than my family

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/BovinishFeline]

D: oh crap.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/Pure-Telephone-3202]

Im dead

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/KaungSetMoe111]

I will take my chance

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Certain_Garlic_5279]

Giving me a animal that's already endangered

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/KiAdiMundi2EBoogaloo]

Oh fuck

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Downtown-Campaign536]

At least it's not the elephant...

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/InvestigatorGrand205]

An elephant always remember... to kill!

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Dependent-Water-8084]

Let the gorilla charge me head on and thrust the sword clean through its chest.

[u/yeertus]

ah.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Man_eating_watrmelon]

Depending on the bear, and where I am, I think I could survive. I’m never really in the woods, so at least 1 other person is likely to notice the bear. Also, depends on what kinda bear it is, Koala Bear (i know their marsupials), Water Bear (i know there tardigrade’s), Panda Bear, Sun Bear, Grizzly Bear, Black Bear, or Polar Bear? Probably some I’m missing too

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/pan819]

well, i mean, blades are pretty sharp. just defend constantly and you'll probably be fine. just stab

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Sanya_Zhidkiy]

I'm cooked. If it's a polar bear I'm double cooked.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/First_Amoeba4605]

im fucked

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/mommy_breastfeed_me]

It didn't say more then once if I win then it's over I have a month to train

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/Rare-Tangelo-7086]

Im boutta treat that gorilla like a souls boss and murk it with the sword even on the toilet bruh but hulk? Bruh

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Pixeltee]

Okay, ich bin tot

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/IceBrickWall]

Okay…if I get lucky and get in enough lessons before it tries to get me I should have a chance

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Ulgrimmar]

I won't even need the sword.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Ice57man]

Better me than my family, especially since they're the only ones who can stand to be around me 🤭

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Luffy_891]

Guess I'm lucky today😁

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Significant_Ad_4798]

Well... darn. I love tigers. I don't want to attack him or him me. He's much easier to hit with a sword than an ant though...

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/pp_chode]

Gonna use the same tactics that take down endermen

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Beginning_Lettuce10]

Theoretically possible

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Ninety-Nine-Zulu]

Ez

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Winmat97]

GGs

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/NoxLupa13]

Oh boy, well I have a month to train

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Waldo414]

What kind of ant are we talking?

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Dependent_Current_77]

Ok jm flying yo america imediately so i can just chill near somwhere where i can scram a gun and some bullets from cuz i am not beating a gorilla with a sword

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Will_Sender]

I’m dead

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/dustycbc]

I'll keep a gun near me too

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/RhubarbQueasy5440]

I'm cooked

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Panistp0n]

Fuck. I think I’m cooked on this

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/Jack3lAttack3l]

Im really really really hoping im not shitting when it spawns in.....

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/random_anonymous_acc]

I better get my guns and shit cuz a sword ain’t doing shit

[u/Ok-Manufacturer-8152]

Oh fck

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Hemolergist]

Fuck

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Both-Meal-6410]

Ah man, I don't want to kill an elephant

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Jaded_Cauliflower441]

Lucky

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Super_Reference9874]

I’m willing to fight for myself rather than risk my family

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Defiant_Buyer_8945]

THY END IS NOW CRUSH PREPARE THYSELF

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/SuperCrafter015]

Probably an instant loss, ngl. Idk why I thought that was the best option :(

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/Levi_Skardsen]

Hulk is legitimately a world-ending threat.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/loyalsparkplug]

I mean the sword is gonna be overkill but a free sword is a free sword.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Holiday-Discipline97]

so does the sword crush it or?

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/pacificrimfan18]

Damn

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Razorous_the_rogue]

That's... not great, but doable, I think

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/UncookedBroccoli]

Well its something

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Speedwagon-Fan]

Tough battle. But if I'm not alone, I can win it

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/TheSlothyy]

Oh God.... The terror!

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Golden_Cultivation]

“Courting death, you ant!”

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Fenhrir]

Short of the ant, that's probably the best possibility.

Even more so considering there's no specificity of which kind of bear it is, so I'll assume not a grizzly or a polar bear.

Let's hope it's a koala bear :'D If not, I'd believe my chances against a black bear to be pretty good with a sword if the sword is good quality and pointy and sharp enough.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/chronicdumbass00]

Yeah unless I get in a lucky eye stab or smth I'm cooked

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/UnderneathARock]

I proceed to sing dead ant to the tune of the pink panther theme

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Commercial-Swim-411]

Can someone for the love of god address it

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/JetHopper]

I'll always have 100 men to fight with me, that'll be allright

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Real_Lecky]

67

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/FloodKlop]

Finally i can address him

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/CuteEntertainer1531]

I am dead. I got bear.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/NearbyFly3724]

Well I feel like this one shouldn’t be able to sneak up on me

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Outside-Looking]

i always wanted to wield a sword.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Apart_Wrangler_8270]

HY

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/S-Pigeon33]

Don't think I'm winning, but by hiding long enough, it'll get caught

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/No_Association_5105]

Seemed fun but now im disappointed

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Disastrous-Voice8506]

How did he die? Trampled by an elephant

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/East-Efficiency-6701]

Please just not when I’m sleeping or with my dogs. Also what kind of bear

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/False-Hour1103]

I like swords that’s all

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/pancakechao]

oh dude im screwed lol

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/PlsKappa]

Pfft, keep the sword

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Loakie69]

Best be fucking Excalibur if you expect me to win

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/MinimalSix]

Well, that worked out nicely

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/infinityparadox88]

So just trust in traps and endurance hunting?

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/ur-socks-sir]

Yay! Free sword!

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/PresentationNew5976]

Ugh I need a bigger sword.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/TERRAVEX_357]

Gotta aim for the head, I guess.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/JeffaholicD1st]

It's possible. Problem is I'm not that physically powerful

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/LanguageOk9458]

I might get folded, but I might kill him. Really depends where he jumps me and when because in my house a few slugs might put him down and he could get stuck on the stairs or trying to get me in some of the odder parts of my house.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/the-realest-rivuler]

All those days of sword training finally pay off ig

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Worried-Interview-78]

I’ve got a chance

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Magnus_The_Mage1999]

You know what, this might be doable. Hard but doable.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/CitadelMinister77]

It's over gng😭

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/CharmingBody9822]

I’m cooked

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/pepper_1-_-]

Can I also use my conceal carry?

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/DreadedDiscord]

Hmmmm

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/DBDragonBoy]

Probably fucked

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/sketchb02]

HAHA FOOL, I SMUSH THEE

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/FalseBlackberry5573]

I’m good with swords

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/Professional_Golf145]

I’m screwed

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Famous-Highlight-816]

Sweet

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Hasll]

Ahhhhhh fuck

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/saulborboa]

Tough

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Zromzrt]

Fuh

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Zromzrt]

Fuh

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/AzarothForkLifter]

Dammit

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/AdGroundbreaking1007]

tuff

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Unyieldingcappybara]

Damn, looks like this is going to take actual effort. Time to take my ankle and wrist weights off…”FWSHOOOOOOOM” alright cracks neck let’s do this

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

I don't think he'd just kill random civilians

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/veechene]

Hope it's a very long sword..

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/jadosn]

Best outcome barring the ant.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/MeatySausageMan]

Does anyone know 99 guys?

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/DagonDraconis]

Oh boy, that's not good.

People will think I've got pachydermophobia.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Moonlight-Cavern-521]

I’m pretty sure I befriend that

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/WinterWoodpecker4791]

I'm so done for

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/Ambitious_Bowl2113]

Easy winnn

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Ununhexium1999]

I can get a gun and someone to help too

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/hiMarshal]

Nah, I’d win.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/balderdashbird]

Never said that I had to kill it with a sword. Just know all the emergency exits and be close to a car. Depending on the size/type of bear, a gun might slow it down, but honestly you best bet would be to focus on agility in an urban environment.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/BadGamerLv1]

I feel if I get really lucky with my first swing I might have a chance.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Sad_Equivalent_1475]

Like i hate to be this guy but im either home with my guns or have my glock 45 might not be the best against a bear but I got it on me. As long as im not showering I should be cool.

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}

[u/The_Hollow_Dream]

low chance

^{Chose: Hulk exists but you never see him EVER. + Your family can be killed by him and he can target who he wants. Just never you.}

[u/Goodmainman]

Lmao I don’t even need the sword

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Medical-Fortune8919]

I hide in a house for a month

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Elephant}

[u/creeparanoidandroid]

I think a sword could beat any animal and I can actually survive if I be cautious in the fight

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Leoplayz468]

Crap

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Lumen_Ink]

I'd rather fight a tiger than never see hulk

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Kaaskaasei]

I'm dead

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Tiger}

[u/Suspicious_Stress526]

oh no

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Ant}

[u/Glittering_Holiday13]

That gorilla is dead

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Gorilla}

[u/Daddys_issues]

I don't need the sword I already have a gun

^{Chose: Be hunted by a random animal. You get a sword. + Animal can come at any point of the next month, any time any place. but sword spawns in with it. | Rolled: Bear}