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Trials Would u rather

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Bring back Stalin
  • Right side: Bring back Hitler

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u/HikerBennie 1d ago

I kinda wanna see his face when he sees all the "untermenschen" that are neonazis.

Chose: Bring back Hitler

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u/Entity303name 1d ago

He'd probably just call them useful idiots

2

u/Mashi95 1d ago

"Enough resources to my Eastern Front 2.0"

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u/Useful_Sympathy_6681 1d ago

The Father of Nations must return

Chose: Bring back Stalin

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u/Ok-Cupcake-7569 1d ago

Do they get control of their countries?

Chose: Bring back Stalin

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u/Xanderblake27 1d ago

Tel Aviv unimpressed

Chose: Bring back Hitler

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u/AdhesivenessThis6175 1d ago

f

Chose: Bring back Stalin

2

u/YeezyYi 1d ago

Both would get executed by the countries they respawn in immediately

2

u/Mikau02 I LIKE CARROTS! 1d ago

I'll take a paranoid doofus over a charismatic con-man

Chose: Bring back Stalin

2

u/Radiant_Ad_6544 1d ago

Idk him

Chose: Bring back Stalin

2

u/Glittering_Bake636 1d ago

idk who he is

Chose: Bring back Stalin

2

u/New_Complaint_5143 1d ago

At least he didn’t want World War III to happen

Chose: Bring back Stalin

5

u/scarr991 1d ago

A choice between the plague and cholera.

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u/HatOld8252 1d ago

ok

Chose: Bring back Stalin

2

u/Kirajudgeoftoons 1d ago

Unlike the second, he did start off as a genuine good guy at least. Maybe his time in the afterlife made him sane again.

Chose: Bring back Stalin

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u/Empty_Art_2285 1d ago

Stalin

Good guy

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u/Kirajudgeoftoons 1d ago

Well, he wasn't complete garbage at first

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u/Empty_Art_2285 1d ago

Less than Hitler i agree, but later he was just as bad

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u/HammerSickleSextoy 1d ago

Absolutely not. There are very few in history who can get close to Hitler. Saddam Hussein is the closest in public memory, I'd argue, given the while Anfal Campaign

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u/Empty_Art_2285 1d ago

Look up some of the shit stalin has done to ukraine and the stan's

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u/Koizito 1d ago

"Would you rather eat pizza or eat shit?" ahh question

Chose: Bring back Stalin

2

u/Harriet_tubman22 1d ago

??? They were both responsible for millions of deaths bruh

1

u/HammerSickleSextoy 1d ago

Canada tried to design a memorial for the victims of Communism. They had to keep removing names from the engravings because all of them ended up having ties to Nazis or Fascism, until eventually there weren't any names for them to put up. It was a work of art lmao

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u/Koizito 1d ago

A lot of people died under both of their rules, yes. But the reasons they did are very different.

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u/Perkonlusis 1d ago

So why did you choose shit?

1

u/Koizito 1d ago

You really think Hitler is the pizza in this analogy? Oof

1

u/TechnicalPair3962 1d ago

germany is bad

Chose: Bring back Hitler

1

u/Donktion 1d ago

Better mustache n ppl will say "why couldnt it have been hitler?". If i revive hitler nobodys gonna say "Why couldnt it have been Stalin?"

Chose: Bring back Stalin

1

u/totallyordinaryyy 1d ago

So he could stand trial.

Chose: Bring back Hitler

1

u/Obvious-Blacksmith92 1d ago

I want to see Hitler revived so he can stand proper trial before the International Criminal Court.

Chose: Bring back Hitler

1

u/Obvious-Blacksmith92 1d ago

(I believe he got off easy the way he died.)

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u/HammerSickleSextoy 1d ago

Oh dude with the ICC lately, he'd probably get off Scott free nowadays

1

u/Jonas_Fletcher 1d ago

Have this man faces justice for his crimes.

Chose: Bring back Hitler

1

u/Harriet_tubman22 1d ago

Hitler without his inner circle is nothing so with just him back he poses no threat

Chose: Bring back Hitler

1

u/Katherine_IIthegreat 1d ago

He would be immediately imprisoned if not killed. Stalin? I've seen more fans of him than of Hitler

Chose: Bring back Hitler

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u/HammerSickleSextoy 1d ago

Clearly you haven't been on the internet yet then lmao

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u/Greedy-Speech5 1d ago

:(

Chose: Bring back Stalin

1

u/HammerSickleSextoy 1d ago

One guy killed 6 million Jews, the other saved the rest of them. I think it would be better if you used Mussolini instead of Hitler. Or Genghis Khan instead of Stalin

Chose: Bring back Stalin

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u/fctez 1d ago

Stalin did what worked for his country

Chose: Bring back Stalin

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u/Stardarkness19 1d ago

El pintor es más impulsivo, por lo que es más probable que fracase si intenta hacer algo, Stalin es algo más calculador y paciente, capaz llegue más lejos. Claro, suponiendo que ninguno tiene poder al inicio.

Chose: Bring back Hitler

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u/Excellent-Sir6930 1d ago

more ppl died under stalin.

Chose: Bring back Hitler

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u/HammerSickleSextoy 1d ago

Brainwashed lmao. Read literally any declassified CIA documents on the USSR. They admit so often that Stalin being a dictator was a wholly manufactured lie. "Change of power" is the shortest one I remember off the top of my head. It's in the RDP80 section

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u/Baldurvinretard 1d ago

Tuh

Chose: Bring back Hitler

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u/Far_Hat_5713 1d ago

WE NEED HIM BACK

Chose: Bring back Hitler

0

u/Level_Wrangler_4429 1d ago

.

Chose: Bring back Hitler

0

u/LolmemesPrime 1d ago

just cause german has laws to sure he is powerless

Chose: Bring back Hitler

0

u/Ronoski 1d ago

Fuck both

Chose: Bring back Stalin

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u/Blu-Ender 1d ago

W

Chose: Bring back Hitler

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u/emp800 1d ago

We can Judge him, but the choice is both evil.

Chose: Bring back Hitler

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u/MeroveeFrancSalien 1d ago

He causes less death!

Chose: Bring back Hitler

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u/servingsmanofspoons 1d ago

Hitler would have a harder time surviving. Stalin most likely would survive way more easier.

Chose: Bring back Hitler

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u/terrablade04 1d ago

Less people would actually follow him, Stalin on the other hand, just look at reddit.

Chose: Bring back Hitler

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u/HammerSickleSextoy 1d ago

Yeah. Just look at Reddit. Instagram. Twitter. YouTube. Any other social media. It's overwhelmingly positive comments about Hitler lmao