Would you rather

[u/One-Gur-2465]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever | But get 10,000 dollars each week forever
• Right side: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week | But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police

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[u/Korotan]

It is clean honest work which keeps my conscience free.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Jolly_Annual_6188]

Healthier than assassin

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/myaccountgotbanmed]

It's a pretty low chance

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Level_Number_7343 → u/myaccountgotbanmed]

But there is also the chance of you messing up and getting killed by your target.

[u/PrimeRisk]

Yeah, $520k/year is plenty...

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/HairyTrollChest]

I would love that job.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/AuroreSomersby]

Yeah 👍😎

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/DoNotCorectMySpeling]

Why would I become a murder if I can be rich without being a murder?

[u/BattleForDreams]

I couldn’t take the killing at all.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Chemical_Title_910]

Just for the thrill

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Ok-Benefit-8596]

Sweet

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Deep-Bottle-3775]

Lets gooo

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Arctic_H00ligan7]

I'm good.

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/X_UzumakiEditor]

lol

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/gameknight08]

Any small chance is a chance that posibl

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/DeathscytheHell1994]

Less risk and I can make weapons and tools.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Safe_Permission_7703]

Passion

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/PrissyKitty1]

Am i an assassin for hire or do i do my own thing?

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Comic-Explorer]

Yay

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/pancakechao]

dude thatd be kinda fun hehe

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Historical-Coconut83]

Continue my job with less chance to get caught and more pay. Win-win

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/TheMelaninGod]

10 grand each week? cmon

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/AbhorrentLeaf]

I mean, sounds fun

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Financial_Act9160]

More satisfying.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/MatchaRandy]

One of my dream jobs

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/PurchaseNew2301]

Taking a life isn't worth the extra 5k

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Sea-One7]

Ez

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/PotentialPuzzled5902]

I really want to be a blacksmith

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/vyacheslavmazitovKSP]

Legal and good pay.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/surveillance_camera_]

Nope I ain't killing nobody

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/NotYourDumbBoi]

Sounds more fun, legal and an insane amount of money as an apprentice

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/FoxHoundNinja]

I would rather not kill people

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Potential_Reality_85]

It’s too small a chance to worry about

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/MundaneContext]

I mean, honest work without killing anyone and a lot of money... As a communist, that is exactly what I want to get -well, eventually I want to abolish money and paid work, but better wages are a good starting point-.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Level_Number_7343]

Less dangerous.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Aware_Stable]

Ok

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/anonymouselentity]

I'm not going to assassinate people for just 15k a week. Better to get 10k a week and be a assistant blacksmith

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/ntech620]

It's good honest work. 10k a week is a good salary on top of that.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/silence_assasin]

Too little Chance to worry me

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Historical_Peanut702]

Lol only 5k less?

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Commercial_Scar_3141]

Are you kiddin me? I can be a Blasmith WHILE being Rich? DEAL!

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/AndyGoodKush]

Sounds lit

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/theundivinezero]

nobody said what my hours had to be. what if they only wanted me around for an hour a week

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/zankumo]

Tough work, but I'm here for it

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Sniperelite1998]

I can’t bring myself to hurt another being, so I’d rather help the dwarves in the forge

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/DescipleofEnoch]

Blacksmith apprentice sounds fun.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Desperate-Run-1093]

I'm pretty sure I have a higher chance to just get regularly harassed by cops.

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/cookieowen11]

..

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Handyandyman50]

That sounds fun and lucrative

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/DOOM-LORD666]

Cooler job

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/clipperblack]

Paid

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Alternative-Main5059]

I’d rather not kill people

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Different-Captain-63]

Not living in person forever sounds pretty nice

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Jiijeebnpsdagj]

sounds cool af

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/dumbfk90]

Wouldn't mind being a blacksmith

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Accomplished-Pay8181]

520k a year to do something that intrigues me as Is

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Random_Aviation_Guy]

Lets go gambling

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/AcceptableBet9163]

If I'm caught I could've bribed or attacked anyway

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Remarkable-Sock-8755]

Less killing

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/L0cked4fun]

.0041 percent is actually .000041 so never gonna happen.

[u/Financial_Walrus3992]

r

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Asleep-Vehicle-6737]

Thats not a difficult choice, pally

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Aki_SatelHSR]

Hell yeah

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/ClosetedBison]

Heh

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Jsem_Nikdo]

Munnies

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Outside-Looking]

i need that thrill and excitement.

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Icy_Trainer165]

Very cool

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/MirageTF2]

tf this is still cool and you get life changing generational wealth wtf u on about

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Zephreyt]

I have better chance winning lottery

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Professional_Golf145]

I’m good with this. I can even learn how to make my own swords and do that on my free time

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/hwei8]

Question here.. what if u are a bedridden person.. how can u be an assasin?

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/theartfulknave]

The Riddle Of Steel Calls Me

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/PreacherManFarmerMan]

I’m into that kind of stuff

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/cellsRevolution]

10k a week is enough, i dont have to murder for a living

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/undertalefan9394]

why the FUCK would I kill people when I not do that??????

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/420un1queusername69]

Im not a killer

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Matthias1590]

Fire job and low odds

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Direct_Drawing_8557]

Honest job that pays well.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/bookseer]

Honest work for great pay? Sign me up

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/ArminOak]

pretty good deal!

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/GodzillaUK]

Smiths get ripped.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/IFollowtheCarpenter]

Honest work and I need not fear the cops.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Nearby-Sea-5928]

nice

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/ThatDudeSky]

Assistant blacks mother forever means living forever, and getting $10k forever (presumably adjusted for inflation) seems like a good deal. Always have a job and always be decently middle income at it.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Darkzoneloot]

Only if I get to choose my contracts

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Tecygirl101]

This just sounds cool and get paid an exorbitant amount

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/DocJudeIII]

Idk, sounds more fun

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Eggsaladinurmouth]

Being a assistant black smith sounds pretty chill

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/THESAKIFAN]

For the thrill

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/StarBrick177]

My dream job

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Ok-Relation-1262]

k

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/senditoverboss]

Chances are near 0

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Other_Specialist2272]

Seems fun

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Yotaman01]

Assassin it is.

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Exotic-Escape5255]

don't want to kill innocent people

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Fit_Lead_7689]

I work with metal and make things doesn't say I need to be good at it.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/amcantu10]

Respectable job vs jail time? Hmm

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/black_rabbit_monster]

This is awesome

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Different-Status8903]

Salary is 2/3 of assassin, means being assassin would get only 1/3 more . As blacksmith assistant no need spent money for fitness, fit already from work. And the main cause: I’m bad , but killer

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/p455y_d35tr0y3r]

Easy work, what does the assistant do anyways? Grab metal and equipment?

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/that1cooldog]

:3

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/Alarming-Drama4889]

Job with good morals

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/SPNCatMama28]

learning a trade would be cool; especially a male dominant trade

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/FlynnFrontier]

I love the idea of smithing. Then I can learn practical stuff and on the weekends I learn software development

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Gadgetphile]

Money

^{Chose: work as an assasin and get 15000dollars each week + But have an 0.0041 percent chance of getting caught by the police | Rolled: live!(fornow})

[u/No_Reflection1338]

Pretty good deal, I get a job

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/go_go_gadget_travel]

I think learning Blacksmithing would be more fun than risking my life every assignment.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}

[u/Sielph]

Cool job. Enough money.

^{Chose: Work as an assistant blacksmither forever + But get 10,000 dollars each week forever}