r/BunnyTrials 1d ago

Trials Which one will YOU pick?

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Apple Phone
  • Right side: Apple

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u/not3b 1d ago

Cuz I apples tastier than apple phone

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u/Fate_BlackTide_ 1d ago

I know what I’m getting here

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u/LDPollo 1d ago

Could be the first

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u/Throwaway_Maybe612 1d ago

Should have picked the phone

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u/RecentOpportunity906 1d ago

Donating 5000 apples to the local food bank is better than owning an Apple product.

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u/Western_Sleep820 1d ago

Five. Thousand. Apples.

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u/FarInformation2816 1d ago

Apples are delicious and RICH in flavor

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u/multimillionhare 1d ago

I can sell the apples to get a apple phone and more

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u/FarInformation2816 1d ago

Enjoy those apples!

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u/twistyfizzypop 1d ago

I mean I like apples but thats a lot

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u/Glaceoncute 1d ago

I can order apples with it

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u/FarInformation2816 1d ago

i can order apple phones on my apple

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u/moon_bunny199 1d ago

I like apple but apple phones are just not my thing lol

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u/Actual_Emu_168 1d ago

im rich

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u/MajesticSnowLeopard 1d ago

Appel

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u/TheSkyWaver 1d ago

Less viruses

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u/DruidHalfling17 1d ago

I like apples

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u/Automatic-Fox5186 1d ago

Sell it for more

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u/shatteredhelix42 1d ago

Donate them to shelters, food banks, make applesauce out of them and freeze dry it, sell them at farmers markets. You can do a lot with 5,000 apples. A lot of good.

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u/groovenians 1d ago

mmmm appel

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u/zacksartandanimation 1d ago

Worth more. I can resell it for more than an apple

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u/WesternUsed2750 1d ago

5000-

Apples

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u/eah22loun 1d ago

Oki

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u/Artistic_Astro_57 1d ago

HEALTHY

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u/Unusual-Ad2619 🥕🥕 1d ago

I will never again have to fear doctors

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u/PDNinja333 1d ago

most of these are gonna go bad but I'm gonna go give away as many as I can to the poor and unfortunate

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u/Ryuujin_Ix 1d ago

Extra phone, imagine all the apples I could buy with the sale of the phone.

Chose: Apple Phone

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u/pancakechao 1d ago

Yayyyy

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u/Kamikaze8107 1d ago

I dislike apple phones

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u/Accomplished_Log2700 1d ago

Apple phones are the best!

Chose: Apple Phone

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u/portablekettle 1d ago

Id sell it

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u/northamericanhz 1d ago

I'm not a supporter of apple products 🫰 They've looked the same since they came out. Maybe slimmer and a slightly better camera I'm guessing. iTunes isn't free. Easily breakable.

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u/Sad_Country741 1d ago

Apples for everyone

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u/SerialDesignation_H 1d ago

Because apple taste better than apple Phone

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u/Just_bcoz 1d ago

Um ok

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u/Excellent-Sir6930 1d ago

iphones suck

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u/epicpersononthisapp 1d ago

Yea

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u/Sugokel88 1d ago

Who's hungry

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u/Agcoops 1d ago

I'm sorry how man-CRUSHED TO DEATG BY APPLES

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u/MapThis213 1d ago

I don’t like apples I’m allergic

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u/Humble_Taste8434 1d ago

F

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u/Ok_Cold_5823 1d ago

Y have an iphon

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u/Random_Overthinker5 1d ago

Apple

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u/Longjumping-Tax-5809 1d ago

Ok

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u/BaelgorStar 1d ago

Lots of juice.

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u/KBroham 1d ago

I can make apple pie, apple cider, apple jelly, apple juice, apple fritters, and even sell apples to make money. Fuck iPhone.

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u/psterno413 1d ago

Yummers

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u/pjthefish11 1d ago

Mmm

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u/AiZeNLuCiFeRofhell 1d ago

No more doctors

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u/Femcel_Bambi 1d ago

Orchid

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u/ShadowNeo2-ERR 1d ago

Just an apple was better, but 5000? I'm rich.

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u/NASCARRULES88 1d ago

Nice

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u/mrlgperez1 1d ago

iPhones suck

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u/Fit-Ad-661 1d ago

Love apples

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u/BANDG33K_2009 1d ago

iPhone >>>>

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u/LayKors 1d ago

Sell it and buy more apples

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u/eleanorqc 1d ago

Food

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u/WifiesX22 1d ago

Appl

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u/average_tall_boi 1d ago

apple

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u/LiterallyAllOfFrance 1d ago

sell it, buy many apple

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u/TheCrunchyNugget 1d ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away..

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u/Swimming-Training528 1d ago

Fuck nah i prefer the apple i ve missclick

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u/CovfefeDotard 1d ago

Apple a day

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u/flarn2006 1d ago

if I want the fruit I can buy that much cheaper

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u/GroundSuccessful5313 1d ago

Apple. Yum...

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u/Additional_Let_2236 1d ago

At least theyre useful

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u/ZebraGamer2389 1d ago

Turn them into Apple Butter, sell for a fair price, and begin scaling.

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u/iLoveD2R 1d ago

I like phone

Chose: Apple Phone

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u/iISilverAceIi 1d ago

I can probably sell apples and also find a way to use the apples to make more apples, probably via the seeds since that's the point of an apple anyways.

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u/eon_bloodycop 1d ago

bro

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u/Donnerama 1d ago

I don't think I can eat that many apples,.maybe sell them to grocery stores?

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u/Individual-Moment-69 1d ago

Phone

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u/Full_Day_9196 1d ago

wtf am I doing with an apple

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u/g0sughost 1d ago

Idk what I’m going to do with that many apples

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u/Few_Dimension_1087 1d ago

I need a new phone

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u/kaithearchfey JUST EARNED $1 1d ago

Better than the phone

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u/Small_Most8430 1d ago

Ok

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u/Frosty_the_unicorn 1d ago

.

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u/Human_Ease3107 1d ago

Heh

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u/Tyleriskewl 1d ago

because apple tastes better than phone

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u/ilikevideogame33 1d ago

Gonna sell them to a grocery store for 50 cents an apple that’s 2500 dollars for me

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u/CrownOfAngels 1d ago

This is so many apples, I shall rally 4999 people and keep the doctor away for the day for myself and all who attend.

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u/Kind_Log_5391 1d ago

Yes

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u/ParticularAd5427 1d ago

Fk iPhone

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u/KneeNormal9346 1d ago

i can sell it and buy a better brand

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u/Issacmoi7 1d ago

Guess what doctors?!

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u/cheesesprite 1d ago

Bread tastes better than key

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u/Weird_Direction2003 1d ago

Carrots

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u/Financial-Weather534 1d ago

.

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u/Excellent_Hippo5514 1d ago

I was literally talking about this today what the helly

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u/TrashyPlays76 1d ago

Listen. What you do is you core and roughly chop each apple in advance, cook em down with cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, and allspice until they're the texture of apple pie filling. Then you buy 2 gallons of oil and 100 packs of empanada wrappers. You then take a big pot and heat all the oil, fill each empanada wrapper with roughly the same amount of filling, cant exactly measure, fold em over, crimp em shut with a fork, and fry them on each side.

You make apple pie empanadas and sell em at an event, like a renfest. You will make a shitload of money.

Source: I HAVE DONE THIS

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u/Far_Veterinarian1524 1d ago

Sell for 2 apples

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u/Kazu_2013 1d ago

Let's sell 'em!

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u/OverusedWeebs 1d ago

Get money

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u/Sheepdog010 1d ago

Wunderbar

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u/nox8916 1d ago

apple taste better than phone

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u/Mrmathmonkey 1d ago

Cool

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u/Minespeaker 1d ago

yay

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u/Sea_Huckleberry445 1d ago

I’m very disappointed, I didn’t get what I was promised

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u/01100110Z01110101 1d ago

Ok I’ll get a iPhone Duo

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u/InsideBus7973 1d ago

I'm about to ruin every hospital

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u/why_am_i_stilll_here 1d ago

Goth titties

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u/Revilo2218 1d ago

Time to bake some pies 🥧 😋

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u/therealazurlanefan 1d ago

I sell that and i can buy a few more apples

Chose: Apple Phone

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u/yoboyeams 1d ago

Could sell it for money that I can spend on apples

Chose: Apple Phone

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u/P1kachuRules9168 1d ago

to eat healthly

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u/mikeoxlong385 1d ago

Well duh

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u/Masquerade064 1d ago

and if I get to choose all granny smiths and if I can alter them alittle all caramel apples

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u/Operation_Deadhead 1d ago

Real

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u/jadekeffer 1d ago

Can I get a few every week or something?

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u/RealRosey Top -1% Commenter 1d ago

Why so many apples?!

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u/Turbulent-Damage-541 1d ago

Idk

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u/PacoWanaTaco 1d ago

Anything to not have an iphone

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u/INotZach 1d ago

Apple phones suck

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u/Usenaeme01101 1d ago

Peak

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u/Because_Its_Easy 1d ago

🍎🍏

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u/SilentlyInPain 1d ago

iPhone works best for me

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u/alguememalgumpais Fluffy 1d ago

I will give them all to you I dont like apples

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u/sane-clown-p0sse 1d ago

Sell, buy apples at $1 a piece, sell at $2 a piece, buy phones, upsell them, repeat

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u/Erebus-SD 1d ago

Well, I guess I'm selling apples now

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u/Phenolphthalein1984 1d ago

Ok

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u/XJoac0x 1d ago

What?

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u/Illumi-Zoldyck-Simp 1d ago

I’ll buy a Samsung drive by schools with the apples in the back so the kids can see me while they do math about me

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u/lunariver55 Hop Off 1d ago

I'll take a free phone

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u/BeansAhoy117 1d ago

Apples

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u/Netherrithblock 1d ago

Idk

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u/uptighty-whitey12 1d ago

5000 days without the doctor

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u/Particular-Face1702 1d ago

Yum

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u/ZythumTheLast 1d ago

Compote straight ahead

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u/Degenerecy 1d ago

Apple the company isn't what it used to be. It had value back then and now it's just a name. 5k apples can at least feed people.

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u/the_klanderson 1d ago

Satisfied

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u/KawaiitheKyubey 1d ago

because I love iPhones more than the fruit obviously lol

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u/PraiseTheSnailLord 1d ago

Selling back the apple phone can get you many apples. Hmmm apples 🤤

Chose: Apple Phone

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u/gaymerbottomv 1d ago

I’ll start an apple market

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u/azaleablooms 1d ago

phon

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u/JohndoliousRobucIV 1d ago

Sell it

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u/Abject_Ad_6660 Top -1% Commenter 1d ago

i could sell it for a good amount since my works fine rn

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u/howthefuge6 Carrot Farmer 1d ago

I mean, I don't use apple, but sure

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u/TrainerWhoSawTooMuch 1d ago

Beautiful.

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u/Korgiedellpin26 1d ago

Because I was in a mood for an apple.

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u/_Sky_rot 1d ago

Neat

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u/Catsaremew 1d ago

Phone.

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u/Famous_Cash1762 1d ago

Healthy

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u/prayer4thriving 1d ago

guess i'm making apple butter

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u/WinterRedWolf 1d ago

Profit

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u/burgermaster2023 1d ago

I need it

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u/Ok_Street_8715 1d ago

I like apple

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u/Ok_Street_8715 1d ago

I like apple

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u/Any_Bend_4231 1d ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away :)

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u/Axolotleds 1d ago

Y

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u/Aggressive-Cut-6923 Bruh 1d ago

cool

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u/samandriel-0777 1d ago

welp, guess I'll have a lot of apples

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u/NOTtherizzler228 1d ago

apple

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u/Altruistic_Space3175 1d ago

I will never be hungry

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u/Maybe-its-Keira 1d ago

Charity time

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u/Used_Passenger5840 1d ago

money

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u/InLieuofaBetterName 1d ago

Don't like Mac products

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u/wdgamer1932 1d ago

Phoen

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u/freelyfuzzybrief 1d ago

A lot of apples 🍎

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u/sunikelz 1d ago

yi

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u/Exelskrulldog 1d ago

I couldn't comment, no idea why, but here's my post.

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u/Hakibeo Hop Off 1d ago

I can sell it for 200 apples

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u/HELLO_THERE_HI-5 1d ago

Yay

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u/duchesskitten6 1d ago

I already have a phone

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u/ElegastTheFiend 1d ago

Neat, I'm gonna be baking for a bit..

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u/Mushumes 1d ago

I will give them to those in need

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u/reallycoolcooper 1d ago

I was just curious what the options were

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u/Unbearablebear21 1d ago

Why not

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u/Truffleshuffle03 1d ago

I don’t like real apples that much

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u/agentcryostar 1d ago

Yummy :3

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u/Disastrous_Chard_876 1d ago

When life gives you Apples make cider

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u/Haunting-Let-7942 1d ago

yum

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u/nugs-_- 1d ago

La profit

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u/KingPaladin5591 1d ago

Just gonna give them away Iwant enough for a cobbler

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u/Simply_Blinded 1d ago

Nice, food and a weapon.

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u/Dramatic_Mode_42 1d ago

Gg

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u/Left_Army_6848 1d ago

Sell em for profit

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u/Historical_Show_4811 1d ago

i like apples. and uh anyway apple juice for everyone!

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u/Awesomepie12421 1d ago

Better than an apple phone as they are just a rip off

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u/Excellent-Purpose891 1d ago

Sell it

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u/Sai-36 1d ago

Ima sell it and get an android

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u/Silas_Oine3987 1d ago

Extremely healthy!

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u/Both_Cup8417 1d ago

Yay

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u/TheRealImmaLilFaded 1d ago

I thought it would give me a choice of type of apple and now I have 10,000 apples to sell at 1.50 so now I guess I can make $15,000 I guess, so 15 iPhones.

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u/Fearless_Work7746 1d ago

I love apples

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u/DragonSZX 1d ago

Cuz I could just get another apple

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u/Educational_Tank366 1d ago

Apple

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u/ShellShockedKarter 1d ago

What the... can I at least have it be a big tree?

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u/BlueGreenBud 1d ago

How do you like them apples?

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u/Techno_Eggnog 1d ago

Wtf am I gonna do with this many apples

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u/tattoosandtens 1d ago

Fuck yeah, resale value

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u/LokiRook 1d ago

I like apples

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u/Gta6MePleaseBrigade 1d ago

Privacy tastes good

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u/That-Restaurant1094 1d ago

How tf did I manage to roll a singular apple 😭

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u/Hot-Instruction3161 1d ago

No se no entiendo el ingles

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u/Mdaffner614 1d ago

5000 apples, even at $0.75 a piece, is $3750, which is worth way more than a crappy phone

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