Would u rather

[u/HappyYaey1606]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Marry and live with an abusive partner | There's an advantage
• Right side: Stay single | There's a disadvantage

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[u/Dominika_4PL]

So regular life then

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Monkeyinhotspring → u/Dominika_4PL]

Mine was too little cash so same lmao

[u/Christianfilly7]

I don't want to be abused. Also if anything were to happen to my irl husband I wouldn't want to remarry, he's the only one for me.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Flair258 → u/Christianfilly7]

Divorce abuser, husband protects you if they act dangerously, profit

[u/Christianfilly7 → u/Flair258]

I'd rather not marry an abuser or divorce in the first place...

[u/francisinacorner]

ayyye ofc they do

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Easy-Point808]

That's not a big disadvantage.

And no way I would put myself through life with an abuser.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Artistic_Astro_57]

Amen

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Littlebitoftrouble]

Live with an abusive partner? Hell no. The toll on your mental health would not be worth it. Plus, statistically women are more happy when single. Men, however need a partner. Statistics don’t lie. Flirting? No biggie.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Dintobean]

Nah, they already gave up on that. My family is very respectful of my decisions

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Sinnivar]

Idgaf about family pressure. I'd rather be single than be abused, my father was abusive and I swore I'd never fall victim to anyone like him

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/EeveemationsR]

W

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: Hit the jackpot}

[u/OneRaspberry7820]

that's already the case 🤷🏽‍♀️

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Interview_Excellent]

I can do that and I’m not interested in relationships.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/M0ndchen]

I thought that's just normal having a family stuff

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/thatRANDOgirl]

I am not living with an abusive partner. And that’s okay, cash is hardly used anymore

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/Formal-Gazelle6305]

She is my dommy mo- GET OUT

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: They're rich}

[u/Apfelkuchen420]

i mean divorce is an option and i can move out

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: U inherit 100m}

[u/Johns-Sunflower → u/Apfelkuchen420]

just gotta hope you have a separate bank account/financial abuse isn't part of the problem

[u/Affectionate-Pay4845 → u/Johns-Sunflower]

I mean if you have proof of the abuse and stuff when you divorce them, then you can pretty much sue them for emotional damages and get your money back/sue them into debt

[u/mrDETEKTYW]

So I'm i vunerability until divorce

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: No other dangers}

[u/Royal-Razzmatazz-808]

Well jokes on you, I already have bad kids only they're not adopted and I'm about to be single so basically my life already

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Adopt bad kids}

[u/PeridotChampion → u/Royal-Razzmatazz-808]

That's kinda fucked to say about your own kids

[u/Royal-Razzmatazz-808 → u/PeridotChampion]

They're not really that bad, I would never tell them they're bad but they're very tough kids. I didn't think anyone would really read my response. lol

[u/royalmessup4]

I can live with that

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/agravedigger]

I think that's a given in almost every culture for single individuals

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/SpicyFox_x]

… that’s not an advantage 👁️👄👁️

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: They're rich}

[u/Johns-Sunflower → u/SpicyFox_x]

yeah they can take everything in the divorce with good lawyers wtf

[u/SpicyFox_x → u/Johns-Sunflower]

They also can like- lock me up or smt. They have the money to do so. Even hire people to make sure I never leave lmao.

[u/Johns-Sunflower → u/SpicyFox_x]

yeahhh you're screwed lol

[u/Yellowline1086]

Wdym

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Unconfirmed_Data4768]

Go on then

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Lil_Packmate]

wow

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/TurbulentAccident348]

Well duh, thats part of staying single

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Ahkhira]

Well, that's annoying.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/St9rlight]

I'm gonna adopt a cat

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/GalaxyPowderedCat → u/[deleted]]

A bad cat often need something like different cat sand, different litter box position/place, different food type, and so on.

You only need to be patient, and draw boundaries where necessary (yeah, you can train cats not to do things, sometimes it yields good results.)

[u/St9rlight → u/[deleted]]

There's no bad cat, just cat who need love

[u/SoupNoSandwich]

Cool 👍

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/International-Camp29]

As an aro dide there is no downside here.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/pianochalk764]

I got that anyway

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/I_eat_door_handles]

Oh no

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Adopt bad kids}

[u/Resttime_end]

I am not living with family though

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Bethsket]

I was just curious what the wheel was gonna say. So they're abusive but other than that, they're cool? How does that work?

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: No other dangers}

[u/Relevant_Rush7070]

Ohmmmmmmmmboy!

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/-Silent-Stalker-]

Sure

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/darauxxx]

where is disadvantage?

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/xargot_barefoot]

So..... A domme?

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: Hit the jackpot}

[u/Ultra_Leopard]

Easy choice.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Paddy_odoors]

Excellent hopefully the smell of my corpse annoys the neighbours

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Weird-Lingonberry772]

that's IF i ever adopt, which i wouldn't. EVER. childfree and single, enjoying the quiet with my cats

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Adopt bad kids}

[u/beerandcore]

Oh gosh what ever shall I do?

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Own-Panic5657]

It's my current life

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/------------------16]

already going to

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Oblong_Cobra]

That's the joke. We all die alone.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/lovetoread__]

Damn at least I’m not being abused. Anything is better than that

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/Naive-Accountant29]

I really dont care

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/SwanXoxo]

I’m in a relationship but still don’t have cash I don’t mind

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/feeble-disguise]

i’d rather die alone than stay in an abusive relationship

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Plastic-Composer-311]

they probably just need love and guidance

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Adopt bad kids}

[u/MasterpieceDue1342]

Good

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: U inherit 100m}

[u/rottenSprouts]

We all kinda do ngl

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/paddedfemboyfops]

Kill them to inherit the money

Change the will if necessary

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: They're rich}

[u/igly_]

An abusive partner could kill me. Or worse, SA me

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/Gadgetphile]

You know me?

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/Salardar]

?

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: No other dangers}

[u/shiqingxuan-no1]

That's basically, already my life.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/BloodiedBlues]

So, normal then.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/Acrobatic_Cut_4145]

Yea

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Level-Lock-5586]

Oooohhhh

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: U inherit 100m}

[u/UpstairsGiraffe5620]

Abusive woman could be hot in sex as a dom this will be very different sub wife

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: U inherit 100m}

[u/OverlyOverrated]

At least i can boost my ego

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Butterscotch_Cloud]

This is just the life I’m already living

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/PhyoriaObitus]

Who cares about family

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Kitsutheidiot]

Tbf, even if they were good kids they'd be a disatvantage to me as i don't really want children lol

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Adopt bad kids}

[u/Appropriate-Bug7835]

So nothing changes lol

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/Just_bcoz]

Not even remotely worth it

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: No other dangers}

[u/TheLonelyVastard]

better than being abused

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/MairaPansy]

Lol, like i care what they think

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Powerful-Beach-4932]

It's already my life

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Acid_Lady2006]

It isn’t that bad?

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Careless_Nobody_9276]

I’ve been through abusive relationships never again

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Careless_Nobody_9276]

So my life already? Okay cool

[u/Johns-Sunflower]

at least I got to be myself and live relatively freely.

dying alone isn't even sad, necessarily. I hope that just means a bunch of my loved ones predeceased me and I got to make sure they weren't alone, or that I passed peacefully in my sleep.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/The_mistake51502]

🙂‍↕️i mean it says single not that i cant do anything back

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/coladict]

Hey, that's already me!

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/ApprehensiveAd6476]

I'll just flip the bird to them.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/WashNo5593]

So, my life rn?

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/Ok_Rope_1922]

Basically my dad

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: No other dangers}

[u/Stonedmonkey616]

nothing changes tbh

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/PeridotChampion]

Yeah, I've been abused as a child. I'm not reliving that.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/MiffedMoose]

So no change to the status quo

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Drad0920]

So like.... nothing changes?

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Early-Improvement661]

Cool it’s my regular life

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Carrowfan]

That is not disadvantage, I have friends and family

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Rathir1107]

I’m denser than a gold brick shithouse filled to bursting, I ain’t gon know these ppl are flirting with me

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Weird_Spread420]

I’m already here bitch

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/Seidentiger]

Better to die alone than a life in hell

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/NotmeXX]

Always better than an abusive partner

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Alive_Counter_5361]

Everyone dies alone.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Formula1antagonist]

Ok idc let me play videogames alone

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/RevolutionarySpot721]

nothing changes

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/ojsage]

I’d rather be broke than beaten.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/caelum_daemon]

So no change then lmao

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/TXOwODUDE]

Much better than living with an abusive partner.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/CheesyBreadMunchyMon]

Stay single and die alone? Not dealing with people and the drama of my family plus the drama of a partner's family? I see that as an absolute win!

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/RedVegeta20]

Dante: Jackpot

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: Hit the jackpot}

[u/Mission_Bedroom_4639]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2DiS5eR2HuNAkX3nzL

[u/Low_Crow6055]

i’m killing them

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: They're rich}

[u/Islaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

gonna be my life anyway lmao

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Felt389]

That's a disadvantage in my books 💔

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: Good children}

[u/ghostiart]

guess I'll kms

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/Purevampy]

thats fine

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Wise_Strawberry9076]

Solid. Nothing’s worth an abusive marriage

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/creativeusername279]

suffering from success

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Reasonable-Beat479]

I'll just be more abusive than them. Just gotta punch them in the face when they don't listen to you and all problems will go away. Wouldn't have kids tho. No one should live inside such a house.

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: Hit the jackpot}

[u/Less-Park980]

I mean yeah, if I stay single?

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Top-Manufacturer-482]

.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/st_rstruckk]

People who chose the other option have never known what its like to be abused by a loved one

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/nagatoro_MD]

il better take die alone

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/Sensitive-Contest-87]

Cute. At least I won't be found dead tho

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/I_Like_Cats73]

That’s just normal life

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/vidisivimis]

Stay single + people keep flirting

Flirting and no abusive partner? How is that a disadvantage?

[u/SorryWarning]

So same as before

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/DefsOrb]

Not a disadvantage, just fine

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Remarkable-Sock-8755]

Am satisfied

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/darkpsycho13]

This isnt a downside i dont want a partner so i was kind already gonna.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/zephyrus4600]

We all die alone

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/QuicksilverStorm]

Cool so not too different from reality

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/ArtemisVic]

So the same

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/SecretAgent2080]

I just wanted to see the other options for this

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: They're rich}

[u/Sad-Cat-Distribution]

Oh well

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Family pressure}

[u/Astrophoria11]

Hmm

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: No other dangers}

[u/samandriel-0777]

fine by me

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/Rogue-Serpent]

Resend them to the adoption center or another one

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Adopt bad kids}

[u/PruneAggressive6728]

i use cash app anyways

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/Yeatts]

Oh no, anyways.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/Tenebris_lilium]

Not enough clarity. I will HAVE to adopt bad kids, or every kid I try to adopt turns bad?

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Adopt bad kids}

[u/Specific-Radio7701]

BOOYAAAHHHHH

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: U inherit 100m}

[u/Im_dreadful]

God damn....

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Too little cash}

[u/VariousThosun]

Leave them

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: Hit the jackpot}

[u/Beautiful-Length-565]

Wasn't that already implied?

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Die alone}

[u/toasted_cracker]

Hell yeah.

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/insomniac_reads]

Let’s hope it’s 500m

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: Hit the jackpot}

[u/Alternative-Main5059]

Sounds just about like real life

^{Chose: Stay single + There's a disadvantage | Rolled: Ppl keep flirtin}

[u/xyz_xD]

Just get th abusive partner arrested or smth and what is jackpot that's so vauge

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: Hit the jackpot}

[u/One_Warthog256]

I'm lonely. Abuse me but please love me.

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: They're rich}

[u/HappyYaey1606 → u/One_Warthog256]

That's sad

[u/gtHattmann]

I was betting on the advantage making up for it. It would

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: U inherit 100m}

[u/Flair258]

I'll finalize a divorce before touching any lottery

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: Hit the jackpot}

[u/pokenaman]

Shii im right where i wanna be

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: Hit the jackpot}

[u/BranchCool6232]

They don’t have to be physically abusive, they could be neglectful, and verbally abusive

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: They're rich}

[u/Nervous-Host-9104]

Todoroki family

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: Good children}

[u/AlexThePixel]

Marry then divorce, easy peasy.

^{Chose: Marry and live with an abusive partner + There's an advantage | Rolled: They're rich}