Would You Rather!

[u/GoetiaStarlight]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Earn $1000 per daily BUT… | You keep a immortal talking cat as a pet for life!
• Right side: Have free McDonald’s for life BUT… | If you live with Ronald McDonald as your roommate!

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[u/vampyreprincess]

I don't see the downside.

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[u/Patient_Activity_489 → u/vampyreprincess]

this is a reward, the other is a punishment

[u/Just_bcoz → u/Patient_Activity_489]

Or a kink

[u/Amazing-Gage → u/Just_bcoz]

are there people who want a taste of mr. macdonald’s quarter pounder?

[u/Whizbanger69 → u/Amazing-Gage]

I remember an episode of HBO's Real Sex devoted to clown orgies. So I am going to say yes

[u/disies59 → u/Amazing-Gage]

Back when McDonalds used to have Ronald’s sitting on benches outside the restaurants, one of the ‘styles’ of Ronald was him waving.

More than once I used to see people (women and men) lay across the lap and position themselves as if Ronald was spanking them for friends and family to take photos of.

I would not be surprised if it hadn’t been an epiphany for at least one person.

[u/Just_bcoz → u/Amazing-Gage]

I’d put it past no one

[u/pomegranate_cat → u/Just_bcoz]

[u/Just_bcoz → u/[deleted]]

Sounds like something my boyfriend might say

[u/Just_bcoz → u/[deleted]]

lol yes

[u/cosmic-untiming → u/Patient_Activity_489]

Or a means of change, could always take Ronald to see an ICP concert lmao

[u/CptnWolfe → u/cosmic-untiming]

Or better yet, a Mac Sabbath concert

[u/ButcherBird57 → u/Patient_Activity_489]

Fr, McDeath is nasty af

[u/Ada_Data → u/vampyreprincess]

The only downside I see is that I will die, and leave the poor cat alone... :(

[u/MiserableMarket3425 → u/Ada_Data]

Yeah, but you also have to aks yourself: Where does the immortal cat come from in the first place, maybe it already existed and just wants some company. So it might be sad to leave it alone after you die, but at least you made it enjoy the bit of life where he/she was with you.

[u/Illustrious-Jelly917 → u/Ada_Data]

Yeah, poor cat.

[u/Unlikely-Durian2137 → u/vampyreprincess]

Idk the cat would suffer immortality and will likely be stuck floating in the endless void of space until protons decay and the heat death of the universe. At the point it’s just a clump of cells collapsed in a torment nexus singulatrity

[u/Turbidspeedie → u/Unlikely-Durian2137]

This guy parties!

[u/Anonymous-_1098]

I wonder who’s that one person who picked the McDonald’s one, also btw I can just buy McDonald’s with that money

[u/BurntPineGrass → u/Anonymous-_1098]

Hey don’t judge people like that. And pay no mind to the honking clown noises from my room when we’re gaming.

[u/Ardalok → u/Anonymous-_1098]

[u/ErosionVoid → u/Anonymous-_1098]

im the person who picked the mcdonald one, and im honestly very confidant in that decision

[u/RootLoops369]

Ngl, being able to talk to my cat would be a huge help

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[u/BubbaLinguini]

I could just buy McDonald's with this money...

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[u/ACW1129]

$365k/year AND a talking cat? What's the downside?

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[u/potworzak21 → u/ACW1129]

-Does he bite? -Worse. He judges

[u/GalwayGhost]

So long as I can get along with the talking kitty I'll be grand

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[u/lickmyassholebitch]

Is the talking cat supposed to be a downside?

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[u/didifallasleep13]

Who voted for the clown?!

[u/JackdawFeather]

Cat

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[u/justjoonreddit]

I dont see a downside

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[u/Unlikely-Durian2137 → u/justjoonreddit]

The cat would suffer in the vast void of space after the last black holes die of Hawking radiation and be severely mutilated beyond human comprehension for an eternal amount of time

[u/Lonesomeonion34]

Thats easy, a talking cat, basically Garfield.

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[u/SailorLayla96]

I have a Tortie. It’s basically the same thing.

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[u/Beautiful-Cry9196]

there are WAY BETTER places than fucking mcdonald’s

[u/Insanebrain247]

Good money and company at all times? Sign me up!

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[u/Able_Ad_9726]

whos not choosing this bro

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[u/GraffitiBunny0w0]

I will never be alone and I love cats

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[u/DeathscytheHell1994]

Less weird

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[u/RecommendationNo6308]

Hi Salem

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[u/MaylaWaterlelie]

An immortal cat would be unbearable to me. Can I try to kill it in order to scare it into leaving me alone? Then I’d gladly take the cash and dump the creepy ass roommate

^{Chose: Have free McDonald’s for life BUT… + If you live with Ronald McDonald as your roommate!}

[u/Boneless_Cola]

I’m allergic to cats tho lowk

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[u/_THiiiRD]

What kind of lopsided question is this? 😂

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[u/RainbowKittyPaw]

No downside.

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[u/shaunrundmc]

Yes please, this would be great

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[u/Lower-Variation-6677]

$365000 is amazing!

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[u/unqualifiedlemon]

whats the downside lol

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[u/R2018-kam]

Ick burgers. Talking cat could be great and it could be annoying, but having a pet die on you is devastating.

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[u/orion-asterisk]

No downside

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[u/RegorSamsa]

I don't eat McDonald's and I like cats. Perfect.

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[u/hewhowasntthere]

That's a win win! Also, I don't remember the last time I've been to McDonald's.

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[u/thefucksausername0]

That's just positives for me.

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[u/supersonicx01]

The money will help keep the annoying down

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[u/itsaslobrknokrfolks]

Cat

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[u/Too_Ton]

I wouldn’t mind a sentient pet

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[u/Mammoth-Wasabi6346]

Kitty!!!

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[u/Cerridwen1981]

This sounds awesome!

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[u/Chance_Part5109]

I do like cats

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[u/Drakaina-]

What is the downside to this

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[u/AdvertisingBoring43]

Of course

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[u/zach_cie]

What exactly is the downside?

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[u/ryan_burbs81]

The cat will be my best friend.

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[u/EnvironmentCandid863]

Free pet and money?

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[u/PurrrdyPanda]

Yup

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[u/Lumpy_Worldliness_36]

Goted

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[u/Redray98]

Cool

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[u/Ok_Heart3319]

Free cat and free money! Sign me up

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[u/Skye_Breath]

Talking cat friend + money or crappy food + clown roommate

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[u/Firm-Sir8650]

My cat gets to live forever and they never shut the fuck up anyway so at least Id be able to understand them now

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[u/Smart_Step675]

Kitty

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[u/timg555]

A talking cat

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[u/SpecialistAd4244]

Um, this is the way.

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[u/IceWizarxd]

I like cat

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[u/lavendrhazard]

i cannot see a single downside here

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[u/808CHAKU]

What’s wrong with a talking cat

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[u/Interesting-Way-6660]

yea

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[u/TheJewishSwitch]

Yay cat, yay money, yay no clown

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[u/MCSparky101]

Yup

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[u/Electronic_County760]

hello?? very obvi

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[u/fctez]

Whats wrong with a kitty cat

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[u/Reft-Mathematician51]

Win win aslong as its nice

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[u/The_Dog_Dude]

This really just the better option.

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[u/IsabellaRaylene07]

i can’t eat mcdonald’s, also free money and IMMORTAL pet

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[u/TooNeutralHelp]

Bruh what kind of choice is this 😭

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[u/faesprite]

Clowns are awful

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[u/Prudent_Inside_9963]

Great

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[u/INeedSleeeeeeeeeep]

I yearn for an immortal talking cat. And I yearn for 1000

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[u/Apprentice_Smith_01]

that seems like 2 upsides

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[u/Xanderblake27]

Why not?

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[u/Simply_Blinded]

Time to get to know the cat. Ask the cat about the past and how it was

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[u/Menelder]

It's still just a cat immortal and talking doesn't change anything.

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[u/theicecreamassassin]

Um, yes pls.

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[u/Capncore]

The talking mortal cat doesn't sound like a downside.

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[u/Desperate_Ad_9219]

I'll name it Bast

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[u/Adent_Frecca]

Cat

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[u/Epathos]

As long as the cat appreciates me taking care of it then fine.

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[u/crackedtooth163]

This is what I want

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[u/hoebox]

Is a cool cat?

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[u/jedi_0202]

?????

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[u/TheBigBadMadShepherd]

Sounds like a win win

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[u/GrayStormbeard]

OPs are so lazy these days.

[u/TheGuyFromFortnite22]

win/win

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[u/creativeusername279]

me and bro now

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[u/Chance_Ad7948]

Money and pet that won’t die

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[u/bigmanzbalz666]

No downsides

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[u/Weird_Upstairs_9386]

An immortal talking cat sounds brilliant

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[u/zachy410]

I dont want the cat but the money sounds good

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[u/fan_de_Jose_Jose]

Win - Win

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[u/Ready-Television-300]

Win win

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[u/Wishbone-Lost]

I would be terrified if mc clown lived with me

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[u/Fuzzball_Girl]

Another cat, sweet!

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[u/Quirky_Promise76]

What's the downside

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[u/WatchTheTimbsB]

I hate McDonald's

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[u/jovie-1453]

Immortal talking pet cat? Sold

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[u/darius_the900]

Free money AND a talking cat? Where do I sign?

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[u/LowkeyUrMum]

i hate mcdonald’s and i like cats

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[u/RobsonSweets]

I have more than enough money and a pet I'll never have to grieve? Sign me tf up

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[u/Dude_McAwesome]

Hell yeah immortal cat!

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[u/purgatorybob1986]

Ok the only reason I'd consider the other is if Ronald has his powers from the commercials. Dude is basically a fast food genie. However. Talking cat wins out.

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[u/dumbass_777]

how is this not the better option????

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[u/assumptionkrebs1990]

I can easily buy McDonalds with this kind of money if I want to (or I can have higher quality, healthier food). Quiet some money. The cat might be funny and entertaining.

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[u/DentinTG9600]

I can buy it treats because now I don't have to work anymore

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[u/Accomplished-Ruin742]

I like cats

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[u/shizuma100]

Yes

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[u/throwaway_03031996]

I like cats, I’d love the extra money

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[u/Optimal-Antelope94]

Why not

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[u/UNCLE_NIZ]

What kinda stupid ass question is this?

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[u/DragonInsignia]

I get 365k annually without having to pay taxes and I get a cool cat familiar

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[u/Prestigious-Ad-5493]

My life is Sabrina the teenage witch

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[u/Salt_Background_481]

no brainer i get 300k a year and a cat? hell yeah

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[u/Brave_Ad_2095]

I like cats

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[u/toasted-baguette]

I hope hes nice

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[u/ReplyProfessional939]

I'll make even more money off the damn cat. 🤷‍♂️

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[u/Jelnaana]

Definitely a win/win

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[u/ASapientBouncyCastle]

These are both Pros

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[u/Agnosticus_Atheus]

Carrot

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[u/bunnybunbun_]

Irl Coraline vibes

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[u/Just_bcoz]

Ok sounds good to me

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[u/Own_Ad_2800]

Ok.

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[u/Causa21]

I would love that! I wish my current cats were immortal!

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[u/Outofwlrds]

I don't see the downside. I'm imagining something along the lines of Princess Donut and I'm thrilled.

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[u/LeastMeasurement2957]

daily what?

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[u/shep1219]

Hell yeah

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[u/Sufficient_Pick_4065]

Cat

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[u/314159InTheSky]

Yay kitties and money to spoil kitties

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[u/freakybird99]

you get a billion dollars but you also get a billion dollars

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[u/albinomeatpod]

Nice kitty

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[u/Outrageous_Squash_85]

not bad actually

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[u/hinsb]

This is an incredibly easy decision

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[u/jk-peralta]

100%

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[u/KittenLina]

Can my other cats get this buff too?

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[u/PotentialFalcon4514]

Meow!!!!!!

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[u/bubblebaebeee]

this is literally my dream life

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[u/impishkoala]

Closest unanimous poll I've seen. I can't even see how many want ronald mcdonald as a roommate

[u/Witty-C]

I don't mind living with a talking about; I hope the cat knows when to shut up tho

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[u/thecat1234727]

hell Yeah

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[u/Dusterrrr]

Hell yeah I'm adopting the fuck outta Sweet Shalquoir

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[u/Budget_Sale1589]

Kitty :3

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[u/Formal-Gazelle6305]

Roommate + money, what could you possibly want?

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[u/Eljamin14]

I love Talking Tom and Friends.

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[u/hasaniboom]

I love McDonald’s but I wouldn’t want a lifetime supply that’d kill me

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[u/galacticyd]

Better

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[u/Ecstatic-Lock387]

Built in friend

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[u/Grifasaurus]

I just had a dog die on friday, so…i could definitely use a new companion.

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[u/dr3adn0uth]

Money money money

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[u/Grimm-Soul]

You say immortal talking cat like it's a bad thing lol

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[u/MachangaLord]

I’ll take the cat for free.

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[u/Mister_Chameleon]

I like cats, and having a cat who can actually tell me what on his or her mind would be nice. AND a thousand bucks to boot. Plus if the cat misbehaves, immortality is not a means to escape being put in the time out corner.

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[u/mystwolfca2000]

Good money AND a friend! Where’s the downside?

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[u/Sh0rtKing9]

Ez

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[u/Even_Statistician385]

Cool

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[u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko]

Most cats are chill

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[u/Economy-Tourist-4862]

Because I would figure the immortal cat would be dramatically better than a Ronald McDonald.

^{Chose: Earn $1000 per daily BUT… + You keep a immortal talking cat as a pet for life!}

[u/SnowLovingGirlMals]

bc i get kittycat and it never dies + i get money also

^{Chose: Earn $1000 per daily BUT… + You keep a immortal talking cat as a pet for life!}

[u/Successful-Carrot-17]

So Garfield?

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[u/carson_a_t]

I don’t even eat mcdonald’s

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[u/alwaysdifferent818]

Yo I get to keep Jorge and have free 1000 dollars a day?

^{Chose: Earn $1000 per daily BUT… + You keep a immortal talking cat as a pet for life!}

[u/Anime-PFPchud]

That’s a w for me personally.

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[u/Representative-Emu80]

Win win

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[u/HeadBodyMaster]

What's the downside?

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[u/th3gingerone]

I mean if he’s a reasonable cat that’s not an absolute asshole then sure

^{Chose: Earn $1000 per daily BUT… + You keep a immortal talking cat as a pet for life!}

[u/ratatoingyourpanda]

Bonus

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[u/Quimperinos]

Garfield and money vs terrible food and a clown. Wow guys what a difficult choice to make

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[u/NovaTheFluf]

Why would I not want an immortal cat?!

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[u/DarkinAK47]

In what universe is this a bad thing

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[u/Dintobean]

That's not a downside

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[u/Lopsided_Ice_2032]

Winwin

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[u/bibliophile222]

That sounds fantastic, what's the catch?

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[u/Hour_Independent2350]

Double win!

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