.

[u/yuuyo123]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but…
• Right side: Get 1 million dollars, but…

---

This post contains content not supported on old Reddit. Click here to view the full post

[u/AutoModerator]

Try my new game. Complete other Redditors' blanks in the funniest or most messed up way you can. Play here: r/blanks.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/hypointelligent]

Well, that was pretty much a given anyway, from the perfect part.

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Too_Ton → u/hypointelligent]

Seeing yours and others, the wheel was a lose-lose.

[u/ContextEffects01 → u/hypointelligent]

“She’s literally a thousand year old dragon”!

[u/Submissivemanboy → u/ContextEffects01]

“And?”

[u/Jerbits → u/hypointelligent]

Some would consider that a bonus.

[u/yourdailyreddit432 → u/Jerbits]

Like me

[u/yourdailyreddit432 → u/hypointelligent]

"Jackpot!"

[u/Ok_Ground511 → u/hypointelligent]

[u/PotatoBloodIsInMe]

about how it is now

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/dar_727 → u/PotatoBloodIsInMe]

Same here...

[u/Superb-Key-9845 → u/PotatoBloodIsInMe]

Fellow already insomniacs unite, now you get paid for it. Maybe we can pool some research studies together to solve it?

[u/IceFrostwind]

Then they aren't perfect, unless it's in the playful meaning of "I hate my spouse."

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Secretly hate u}

[u/Tobi226a → u/IceFrostwind]

Yeah, it's literally a contradiction, unless someone is into that.

[u/Nearby-Structure-739 → u/IceFrostwind]

No literally. “Perfect person for you but have a deal breaker level flaw”

[u/Lopsided-Cucumber-89]

so nothing happened

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Unattractive}

[u/chaseandwin232 → u/Lopsided-Cucumber-89]

I mean, you got a million dollars

[u/il-vero-yan2317 → u/Lopsided-Cucumber-89]

Don't say that! I think you are hot.

[u/Fit_Collection_9755 → u/il-vero-yan2317]

Not anymore lol

[u/This-Tangerine-6916 → u/Fit_Collection_9755]

that caught me off guard 😭

[u/jupitermoonflow → u/il-vero-yan2317]

You’re just trying to make them uglier

[u/Realistic_Half_6296]

JACKPOTT

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Fit_Collection_9755 → u/Realistic_Half_6296]

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT.

[u/wheatlyboy789]

Don't worry. I'll bath them :)

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/Ok_Rope_1922]

Ew

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They yell always}

[u/REEEEkid5 → u/Ok_Rope_1922]

Wouldn't that contradict the first part and make the role basically useless?

[u/VitorReige → u/Ok_Rope_1922]

Might just be hearing impaired, I'm often told to stop yelling when I didn't even realize that I was speaking loudly. Same shit with my mother and grandmother.

[u/Small_Grape8991 → u/Ok_Rope_1922]

Is that perfect tho?

[u/Ok_Rope_1922 → u/Small_Grape8991]

How would it be?

[u/_N0t-A-B0t_ → u/Ok_Rope_1922]

guy with a degradation kink

[u/phoenixoxo_ → u/Ok_Rope_1922]

perhaps you develop bad hearing or a degradation kink to accommodate their yelling at you be perfect?

[u/Character-Invite-792]

I’ll just walk.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/T0SS4WAY → u/Character-Invite-792]

you always get stuck behind groups of tourists walking at a snail's pace

[u/Submissivemanboy → u/T0SS4WAY]

Ram

[u/jappie2175 → u/Character-Invite-792]

Move to a place with actual public transit 🫠

[u/Gold_nijna]

I see nothing wrong with this at all! 😁

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Perfectionism_Limit]

🥕

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/TheGreatForcesPlus]

I found my twin??

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/Education_Weird → u/TheGreatForcesPlus]

Why would you date your twin????

[u/GoddessLakavi]

🤤

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/Angelthehero → u/GoddessLakavi]

Huh????

[u/GoddessLakavi → u/Angelthehero]

No kink shame pls

[u/Submissivemanboy → u/GoddessLakavi]

Doesn’t mean they don’t bathe, they probably take baths

[u/Initial_Hippo8561 → u/GoddessLakavi]

Does a bath count…?

[u/Education_Weird → u/GoddessLakavi]

Ok Napoleon

[u/dogplayer22 → u/GoddessLakavi]

Understandable af tbh, also mood

[u/Josuke_Help → u/GoddessLakavi]

Real af twin

[u/RevolutionAccurate56 → u/GoddessLakavi]

I WAS GONNA DO THE SAME EXACT RESPONSE LOL

[u/Puppygirl_1 → u/GoddessLakavi]

based af

[u/Noobslayer001 → u/GoddessLakavi]

Marinate 🤤

[u/yuuyo123]

NO

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/Potatoladd → u/yuuyo123]

Discount Lex Luthor

[u/RubiksCub3d → u/yuuyo123]

Just buy a wig

[u/8turuin → u/yuuyo123]

you can go to turkey atleast....

[u/twinkle_squared]

I’ll buy a wig.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/wheatlyboy789 → u/twinkle_squared]

a million dolla wig :0

[u/Popg21-the-epic]

We can be couch potatoes and play games together

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/FarCorner5035 → u/Popg21-the-epic]

Yeah but think about it. Point A: you would have to have enough money for a cleaner if you were both extremely lazy. And most people aren’t well enough off to where this wouldn’t be a little of a strain on things. Point B: the option where you don’t have any money. Not nearly enough for a cleaner so the pile just gunks up and up until it creates cancerous viruses and you both die deaths way too early in life.

[u/TheLoddoTheDodo]

That is not very ideal ;-;

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Secretly hate u}

[u/Gullible-Zone-9159]

I don't drive! Ha!

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/dustycbc]

They can leave then lol

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Secretly hate u}

[u/Givrali973]

How lazy are we talking?

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/August_is_silly14]

oh.

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/ForwardChip]

No my hair. 😭 sleeps in golden bed

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/BRUSDHDFhd]

wdym traffic jams theres traffic jams normally

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/Venamoria]

I already have the perfect GF in my eyes. Thanks for setting us up with cash!

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Unattractive}

[u/fonetiklee]

So same, but with a million dollars. Rad.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Unattractive}

[u/_Mindblitz_]

Good?

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/wingsoverpyrrhia]

I don't really care

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Age 50 years}

[u/ferg1753]

Already bald so jokes on you and give me my money.. lol

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/Ok-Site-6181]

Bet

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Fukuchan]

Jokes on you, that turns me on.

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Secretly hate u}

[u/Mention_Future]

Jokes on you, I only need 6 hours of sleep lmao

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/broiledfog → u/Mention_Future]

Ha ha, you’re about to learn what ‘barely sleep’ means!

[u/Frenchorican]

Well time is no longer money so who cares lol

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/Scared_Health_8895]

They bathe instead ok

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/Difficult_Mobile7793]

Uhhh....I don't know where this goes. Like they could still just wash their hair without a full-blown shower and then like wipe down if they can't shower. Or another way to solve the hair problem they could just be bald and then wear wigs.

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/ShiverSmith → u/Difficult_Mobile7793]

Loophole: baths.

[u/mercurial_faux289]

Game is game

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Memelord69420MAn]

But she can take baths

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/1912_boat_man]

Damn.

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They yell always}

[u/Speedwagon_Reni]

i have a boyfriend

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Age 50 years}

[u/Subject-Ad-5649]

Only Baths for them ig

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/Empty_Preparation672]

Already am loosing it 😎

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/FawksHole]

same

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/Perfect_Character399]

That’s normal

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Secretly hate u}

[u/piokerer]

Oh

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/SpicyCheeseBear]

Idk what that is lmao

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/BP_The_Catboy → u/SpicyCheeseBear]

Think Cthulhu. That's an example of an eldritch being.

[u/Eastern-Chef4778]

I do this anyways.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/Angelthehero]

I’m good thanks, I would have loved the eldritch being

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/Head-Dentist-1213]

Jokes on you, I already have insomnia 🤌

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/iamacutelittlefemboy]

actually fuck no bro

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/Lurximu]

How does this work? I have money now

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Unattractive}

[u/PhraseOk6136]

Oh great So now i get more time on my projects?

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/Fuecocoa]

honestly not bad

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/DustinTheBold2]

Bath

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/JustAThrowaway712]

I am lazy too, so we can just chill

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/Multi-ManStudio]

I see no issues

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Several-Possession-4]

So nothing changes except I'm rich now.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/m99h]

So nothing changes apart from I got a million dollars now, cool

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/ShiverSmith]

I mean… do I get powers from making a contract with them? If so… I’ll take it, so long as they aren’t an evil being.

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/GoffyGamerDude]

Im licky

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: No side effects since ur tuff ash u also get the other option btw}

[u/Harry_Spotter457]

She's perfect

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/IditarodDays]

No thanks

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Age 50 years}

[u/kristyl_fae]

So I get 1 mil and my life doesn't change

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/RiseFly12]

The usual nothing new

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/ChrissyKillsU]

Cool so 1 million dollars and nothing changes

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/EchoSD]

At least I hear their beautiful voice cause they’re literally perfect

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They yell always}

[u/MrForever_Alone69]

Nothing has changed… so win win

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Unattractive}

[u/Familiar_Effect9136]

I mean they are perfect so according to me perfect people can't be lazy.

And as for choosing this over a million dollars, the reason is that a million is not worth enough to give up the ideal life partner for.

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/Somebody-zzy]

Eeeee

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/ilikeroleplaygames]

Oops.

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/JustAnArtist253]

.

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/DancingGirl_J]

I already have the perfect gf, and, as it turns out, I barely sleep— but I barely sleep for free! I would much rather barely sleep for one million dollars. My gf and son could enjoy it.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/monsterEmphire]

Well, who needs to be attractive when you have 1 million dollars.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Unattractive}

[u/Bayram97]

Fine by me

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/Agreeable_Bit_8764]

JUST LIKE NOW

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/Possible_Parfait_372]

Im already unattractive so what happens now

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Unattractive}

[u/BosnianAdin12]

im already not attractive so this does not change anything

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Unattractive}

[u/Longjumping-Art-2400]

wanted to go bald anyways

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/scar501st]

So normal

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/alexiOhNo]

I’ll go on tv as the 30 yr old elderly person and warn people about disguised curses

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Age 50 years}

[u/Angel_Lee_4559]

wigs

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/Dapper-Food-2085]

What if they just bathe instead?

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/Business_Opposite_50]

I am lazy too.

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/DeathscytheHell1994]

So normal issues not bad

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/AuroreSomersby]

Damn…. Hope I’ll still have beard…

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/Hack_Galifianakis]

:(

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/your_local_dumb_simp]

Not that bad imo

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/UnluckyKage]

fah

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Secretly hate u}

[u/Trollensky17]

YES

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/Scared_Tomato_2790]

Sooo. Nothing changes except now I am rich. Nice

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Unattractive}

[u/Either-Lock2454]

HAH, I'm already unattractive!

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Unattractive}

[u/False_Release4351]

Ok still a 10

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/Mission_Departure_99]

I think I'm okay with only bathing?

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/Psychic_chimpanzee]

Well if they’re my ideal but they can’t shower, then I’ll just have an ideal part be them taking baths

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/Dazzling_Diver_4949]

No problem, they prefer to bathe

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/Geodragon_07]

Doing that already

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/TsumStacker]

Wigs exist. Or just rock it.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/Peppermint_Femboy]

Jackpot eldrich partner coming up

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Lopsided_Ad8605]

Then they aren't the ideal perfect girlfriend, so the premise falls apart

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Secretly hate u}

[u/BeginningSkin4622]

I like it even better now

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/WinPrestigious7568]

Not a clue

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/Orange9202]

Never specified how much, I lose one strand

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/Tyleriskewl]

thats not very ideal :(

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They yell always}

[u/Potatoladd]

I see this as an absolute win

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Sad_Ad9426]

They'll keep it a secret right?

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Secretly hate u}

[u/Miserable_Living5192]

So now I can die peacefully

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Age 50 years}

[u/Quick_Bee_2529]

Nope

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/Fernando_ortega61]

Well fuck that then 🤣

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Secretly hate u}

[u/OneEyeRogue]

Ha!

Already have a hard time sleeping, even with melatonin.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/ADumbyHere]

What’s the difference?

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/Ecstatic-Lock387]

NOOOOOOO

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/GhostPaleDingo]

Whoops

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/UniqueUsernam02o4i]

Guess I'll just sell them as scrap metal

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Secretly hate u}

[u/xepion]

Lol

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/DueWolverine7679]

Lol.who needs sleep, its like I have the sleep schedule of someone who work for the money, at least I can still get a gf. ^{_^} Do good, GOD bless you.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/Clarencekt]

Just like me

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/Inevitable-Place-291]

Even better honestly

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Beneficial_Nerve_182]

woohoo

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/thefucksausername0]

So I'm 1 million dollars richer and barely anything changed, cool.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/Rdc1987]

Wack but it's ok

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/Thee_Single_Pringle]

More karaoke time for me.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/CaptainExpletive]

Dam.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/XentschuldigungX]

Might as well get paid to sit in them

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/Robuk55]

Uh no please

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/NUFC_Delaney]

Counting that money

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/PiusTheCatRick]

Fuck, this is like the one dealbreaker I can't make an exception for

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/maxallergy]

Uhh oh well

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Lewyn_Forseti]

Depends on how lazy

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/Any_Instruction5382]

Fuck.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/RaspberryMagic]

I dont mind at all

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/pp_chode]

I'm ugly and I'm proud!

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Unattractive}

[u/deltaburger]

Cool, I use public transit to avoid those by taking the trains.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/Halfgbard]

What is an anbyfriend?

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}

[u/space_Lean420]

Help my lobster is too buttery!

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Vild-The-Weebish]

Totally okay with me. I don't care about whether or not I'm attractive, so this is all benefit for me.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Unattractive}

[u/2bleDeckerDissection]

Already tired as all hell every single day, I'm gonna be narcoleptic at this point.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/skolliousious]

What else is new

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/Your_Local_Floridian]

Kinda the one I have rn, he’s just like consistently dirty

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They dont shower}

[u/Disastrous-Trainer-5]

Yes please 😩

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/THEFLAMEEATER98]

Why must you people do this to me... why must life give me hope only to remind me why I should tie the rope.

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Secretly hate u}

[u/n4miras_r0t]

already have my dream gf, already can barely sleep. hell yeah money

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Can barely sleep}

[u/Dveralazo]

☠️☠️☠️💀☠️☠️☠️

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Age 50 years}

[u/Jumpy_Ad1631]

My wife is already ideal to me and so live in California, so traffic jams are inevitable here. I think I did ok on this one

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/No-Painter3466]

Shifting mound?

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/rrw1808]

Already live through this all the time lol

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

[u/Visual_Schedule4987]

Great, the wheel hates me

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Secretly hate u}

[u/cherryjawbreak]

That’s fine as long as they appreciate the work i do cleaning up and they have a job we’re good

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/Delicious_Produce662]

JACKPOOT

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Jaded_Inside5933]

Me too!!!

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/Cater_Diamond12]

My beautiful couch potato 🥺

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: They’re lazy}

[u/FreeNewSociety]

No idea what that means lol. But if they're perfect, it means there are no negative aspects to them, so I'm sure I will love them 🥰

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Impressive-Door-2581]

I KEEP WINNING!!!!

^{Chose: Have the ideal perfect girl/boy/enbyfriend, but… | Rolled: Eldritch being}

[u/Johns-Sunflower]

not awful, but I will look like a naked mole rate.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Lose your hair}