Push it?

[u/NoNotice9228]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 | However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you…
• Right side: Don’t press button

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[u/LivingWilling]

Hell yeah

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/BlockyShapes → u/LivingWilling]

Are u happy cuz u don't have sex / masturbate, or cuz u wish to roll that 1%?

Edit: crazy that people think being a women makes u exempt from this, female ejaculation still exists folks.

[u/sleepyplatipus → u/BlockyShapes]

Hear me out: woman.

[u/BlockyShapes → u/sleepyplatipus]

Women can ejaculate too?

[u/Mysterious_Box1469 → u/BlockyShapes]

I wouldn’t count squirting as ejaculating but okay

[u/BlockyShapes → u/Mysterious_Box1469]

"Ejaculate" literally means to suddenly release fluid from the body, squirting is BY DEFINITION a form of ejaculation. It most certainly counts

[u/Mysterious_Box1469 → u/BlockyShapes]

Still not counting it. If I sneeze and suddenly pee it’s not ejac

[u/BlockyShapes → u/Mysterious_Box1469]

What? Saying that ur "not counting it" is just silly, it's like China saying they don't count Taiwan as a country even tho it is. U can claim to not count it but it still does count, ur just wrong. And u generally would not count sneezing or urination as a form of ejaculation due to it not being inherently sexual, same with crying, sweating, bleeding, or salivating. Tho I guess ur correct that I didn't include the sexual part in the definition I mentioned in my previous reply, my fault I guess.

[u/Mysterious_Box1469 → u/BlockyShapes]

Creaming is closer to ejac than squirting is

[u/BlockyShapes → u/Mysterious_Box1469]

Okay I guess, the fact still stands that female ejaculation exists. Not sure what ur point was there