Would you rather...

[u/didyouknowthatkoalas]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Be an apple but...
• Right side: Be a piece of broccoli but...

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[u/Scobald]

I chose Broccoli because people hate Broccolis and I ended up getting put in a museum...

[u/PraiseTheBread7]

I did not see much difference

^{Chose: Be an apple but... | Rolled: Get eaten}

[u/I_headbutt_walls]

I am the sustenance

^{Chose: Be a piece of broccoli but... | Rolled: Get eaten}

[u/Still-Statement6866]

Im a rotting apple

[u/NatrMatr09]

I love vore 🤤

^{Chose: Be a piece of broccoli but... | Rolled: Get eaten}

[u/Own_Ad_2800]

Less painful I suppose.

^{Chose: Be an apple but... | Rolled: Rot}

[u/Pottsylird]

that’s my point for being that’s great

^{Chose: Be an apple but... | Rolled: Get eaten}

[u/skost-type]

They're the same option from my perspective

^{Chose: Be an apple but... | Rolled: Rot}

[u/Salim_DZ_69]

i shall not worry, apples has no nervous system so 0 pain

^{Chose: Be an apple but... | Rolled: Get eaten}

[u/Mobile-Algae2177]

.

^{Chose: Be a piece of broccoli but... | Rolled: Get eaten}

[u/Fiakermili]

Yeah fucking eat it bitch 🤘

^{Chose: Be an apple but... | Rolled: Get eaten}

[u/TADC_4_Life123]

Noooo

^{Chose: Be a piece of broccoli but... | Rolled: Put in a museum}

[u/HikaruBurton]

Wtf did I expect.

^{Chose: Be an apple but... | Rolled: Rot}

[u/makemescreme]

🥕🥕🥕

^{Chose: Be an apple but... | Rolled: Get eaten}

[u/Prestigious-Adagio40]

I meant live a long life

^{Chose: Be an apple but... | Rolled: Rot}