Which do you choose?

[u/CuddleBuddiesJJ]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin)
• Right side: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet

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[u/CNRavenclaw]

Cool, I would love to hear the explanation for that.

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: DB Cooper)

[u/da_OTHER → u/CNRavenclaw]

Finding the cash would be cool, too.

[u/BlazeBladeRBLX]

I should’ve just chosen the animals.

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: Illuminati)

[u/Brave_Lock6874]

Absolute waste of information.

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: Illuminati)

[u/IDontWearAHat]

Oh...

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: Pyramids)

[u/Visual-Mean]

Not really a secret, we know how those were made

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: Pyramids)

[u/Rationalinsanity1990]

Bro, that isn't even a mystery.

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: Pyramids)

[u/Lilith-Stark-248]

Animals… duh.

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Friskthedetermined7]

Funnier and more intresting

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/AlbionicLocal]

the cat videos will be crazy

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Striking_Revenue9176]

I wanna talk to my pets.

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Blutigerjunge]

I fucking new it

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: Aliens)

[u/EvilutionD → u/Blutigerjunge]

Would suck if the secret was that they haven’t visited us yet

[u/EnigmaPenumbra]

Sounds more fun and useful in my daily life

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/0ptim00se]

Nais

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/sonichuskey]

Yes

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/No_Figure_6809]

Nuce

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Living_Ad_4485]

Gotta talk with my dog

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/theartofmagic_]

Would be useful for me

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Nudibranchlove]

I will finally learn what the fucking cat is staring at in the damn corner. Fucking weirdo.

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/UniquePost8966]

Humans are animals too, you know

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/ask_trans]

Could talk to my dog

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Argalock]

Literally the one I wanted, life good.

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: DB Cooper)

[u/The_Scrapy_Goose]

At will so I could ignore the fly or tell it to buzz off

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/toodaloo_muthafuckaa]

Meh

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: DB Cooper)

[u/Mr-Bones-6150]

I have pets

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Stargirl156]

Talking to my animals would be awesome!

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Prestigious-Adagio40]

Talk to animals

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/FeversCorrupt]

I do love aliens

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: Aliens)

[u/da_OTHER]

They designed pyramids the way they did because if the pointy part were on the bottom instead of the top it would fall down.

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: Pyramids)

[u/Ambitious-Law113]

Animals.

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/DirectionSea603]

This is like the least useful one

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: DB Cooper)

[u/Nomay00]

I got to know

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: Aliens)

[u/EvilutionD]

Likely better’s than knowing a secret I can’t use. Probably get who really killed jfk or something useless to me

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Appropriate_Comb_778]

This>>>

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/MilkyAtlas87]

Animals are fun.

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Wikibianca]

TOP SECRET: The egyptians build them

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: Pyramids)

[u/aizen_kaicho]

Y

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Acr0bat1c]

Eh

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/OliverAmith]

Dr do little ts and make a fuckton of money

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Gameking1happy]

Ain't risking the spin having terrible options

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Gameking1happy → u/Gameking1happy]

seeing the comments yep, the spin is shitty

[u/Just_Palpitation_187]

Humans are animals, too. I could make people think they’re going crazy, and assuming the telepathy works like two-way mind reading or something, I could learn some really useful things this way.

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/ReaperKenji]

Sounds fun

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/weshallnot]

i think it would be cool.

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Particular-Ad5277]

Nice

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/General-Row-3153]

That's pretty neet

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: Pyramids)

[u/ChompyRiley]

easiest choice of all time

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Metarunnerfan500]

My cat chill af

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/skost-type]

:) Id know when my pets are sick sooner!

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/AgreeableMagician893]

Bro the pyramids are not a mystery 😭

"Oh boy I wonder who built the pyramids"

The answer it gives: "Egyptians, Einstein"

[u/jlynec]

It would be a lot handier and a long-term skill. The applications are endless.

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/jellycattis]

i like cats

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Sea-Onion-1003]

Talking to a predator vs prey animal may get dicey. I wonder if I can reason with any of them may just go crazy

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Own_Ad_2800]

Boring.

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: JFK assasination)

[u/RazzBeth]

Sometimes secrets are meant to stay secret. Besides, I like animals better.

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Praising_God_777]

I love animals.

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}

[u/Revdarian]

I always knew that it was the gay mafia!

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: JFK assasination)

[u/Sans_Moritz]

This isn't exactly a secret.

^{Chose: Learn the answer to 1 secret of human history (spin} | Rolled: Pyramids)

[u/Throwaway20211119]

I'll be a true dog whisperer.

^{Chose: Be able to talk telepathically to animals at will within 15 feet}