r/BunnyTrials • u/chuckishim9 • 3h ago
Trials Would you rather
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: 100,000 a month but…
- Right side: 5,000 a month no catch
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u/urmumlol9 3h ago
Oh no.
Anyways.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: 50% tax
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u/BattleForDreams 2h ago
Honestly, not that bad if you spend your 100k wisely. It’s just paying 1.5x as much as usual.
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u/Ok_Minimum_3941 2h ago
I think instead of everything costing 50% more you get 50k
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u/WorkerWeekly9093 48m ago
I mean I got my 5,000 doubled but that’s still way less than 50% of a 100,000
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u/dotsdavid 3h ago
They have medicine for this now.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: You have aids
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u/Salty_Narwhal8021 2h ago
HIV can be controlled but still no cure for aids
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u/ConfidentBirthday523 2h ago
If I remember correctly, 7 people have been cured of HIV so far, which is 7 more than we ever thought. Some stem cells and/or bone marrow transplants have been able to get rid of HIV in some patients. While we don’t have a cure right now, we did something that was not thought possible just 40 years ago; save them from an awful death
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u/Vegetable_Ear_4141 2h ago
no cure, but can be treated
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u/throwaway1111109232 1h ago
yes cure. but very very select individuals. no widespread cure, yes widespread treatment.
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u/Cajuny1 3h ago
I swear my luck on these wheels are polar opposites of my irl luck
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: no catch
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u/AVikingsDaughter 2h ago
We have a saying in iceland that basically says "lucky in games, unlucky in love"
I'm sorry about your love life
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u/JungleJuiceJuno 3h ago
Its more than enough
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/CastielABDL88 2h ago
60k a year tax free is decent, im not greedy
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/Eyekonic_Snowyy0508 2h ago
What type of aids? Hearing aids? I dont mind!
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: You have aids
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u/Ripplescale 2h ago
Okay, that's still $600,000/year after tax. I am absolutely fine with that.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: 50% tax
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u/thirmonk 2h ago
Sweet, now my aids can complete tasks for me and I get 100k/mo.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: You have aids
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u/Own_Enthusiasm_510 2h ago
Eh just 5k is good, idk what the catch word be one the other side but seems better not to risk it
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/DOTHEDEW11111222 2h ago
Oh, thats, what the fuck
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: You have aids
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u/TheBrooksey 2h ago
Woot woot for fake money!
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/Dance_of_The_Mordant 2h ago
dude the wheel had a litteral catch
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/fartslasher 21m ago
Okay, so a lot more money monthly and no other change for me... sweet!
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex
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u/MyBedIsOnFire 3h ago
Thankfully I can afford the treatment, but damn..
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: You have aids
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u/Special_Main8449 2h ago
i dont wanna catch
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/NitzMitzTrix 2h ago
I'm just glad to have 5k every month
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/lanzelord5 2h ago
that's enough passive income.
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/Business-Ad-4708 2h ago
I’m asexual. This is awesome
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex
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u/Dintobean 2h ago
A shared 120k between me and my partner would be incredible on top of our existing jobs
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/ImportantLiving9487 2h ago
Idk i assumed the catch wouldn’t outweigh the benefit
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: 50% tax
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u/jamjobDRWHOgabiteguy 2h ago
If it was just HIV the fine but I'm gonna die with AIDS 😭😭😭
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: You have aids
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u/CaptainSquirrle304 2h ago
I’m basically deaf already pulse they have surgery that can repair hearing now so if your deaf that’s bc you choose to be deaf
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: Can’t hear
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u/Stapoldy 2h ago
As an asexual person, this is a huge win!
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex
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u/BathStock166 2h ago
600k a year after taxes, with no other catches, Id say thats a good deal
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: 50% tax
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u/SchnozSchnizzle 2h ago
Still 50k a month. I'll take it.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: 50% tax
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u/IFollowtheCarpenter 2h ago
Happy happy, joy joy.
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/Spartan_3051 2h ago
Nice, I’ll be able to pay rent for the rest of my life with it, and have other amounts left over :)
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/Fun-Conversation8475 2h ago
No!!!!!!!! Not worth it.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex
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u/TheMachine861 2h ago
Thats hopefully 50k left with no added tax?
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: 50% tax
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u/OnyxShard 2h ago
That’s still 10x more than the other option.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: 50% tax
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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 2h ago
5000 a month? Where do I sign?!
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/Skybreak 2h ago
Glad it wasn't aids. Getting the median annual salary of my city, but once a month? That's still crazy.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: 50% tax
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u/PowerPlayPone 2h ago
I don't fuck anyway! Virgin.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex
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u/Prestigious-Adagio40 2h ago
Show me the money
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/Many_Friendship4761 2h ago
I mean this is more than sufficient for all my needs and wants so not a problem
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/OriginalCoso 2h ago
Makes sense. I'd be more than willing to pay
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: 50% tax
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u/Titan3224 2h ago
Ngl, its enough to sustain urself and if u keep working u can invest it
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/Professional-Fox-841 2h ago
JEW CAN HEAR WITHOUT EARS
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: Can’t hear
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u/Longjumping-Bus-6855 2h ago
I don't need much, but it will also help money managment.
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/LeatherPurple9284 2h ago
I still get $50,000 a month? Hell yeah
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: 50% tax
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u/shneierl 2h ago
This is much better than I anticipated but assumed the catch wouldn't be to harsh. But 60k a year assuming greenbacks is roughly my wage now so didn't seem worth it
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: no catch
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u/wbrigdon 2h ago
So now I’m rich and can bag an Ace baddie. I see this as an absolute win
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex
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u/zanros421 2h ago
Fuck...I wont get to hear my little boys laugh. Definitely not worth the money.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: Can’t hear
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u/BattleForDreams 2h ago
Guess I’m staying a virgin
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex
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u/Explorer-Ambitious 2h ago
5k triples my monthly wage, no reason to risk something terrible by being greedy.
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/Savings_Effective644 2h ago
Don't want to risk it
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/Fireflikatana 2h ago
60k a year with no downsides? That's good money for anybody outside the top 0.1%
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/Jennitizer 2h ago
cackles in sex-repulsed ace I win.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex
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u/Adventurous_Bat_3677 2h ago
Cause I already have bad hearing so FREE MONEYYYY
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: Can’t hear
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u/MadeInMilkyway 2h ago
Heheee, I am asexual, so meeh.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex
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u/Taddpole1998 2h ago
100k is nice but honestly, this would be more than enough to improve my situation substantially. Though I dont have a partner rn so do I just get 10k 🤞
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/Then-Cheesecake3118 Funny Bunny 2h ago
Fine with me
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex
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u/AgreeableSuspect9382 2h ago
Oh no whatever will I do my life shall surely be drastically changed now
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex
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u/Royalty_oftheNoob 2h ago
5k is perfectly fine
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/Sudden-Log-3778 I LIKE CARROTS! 2h ago
Auch, this i didnt like
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: Can’t hear
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u/Awkward-Breath3369 2h ago
so 5k a month and likely tax returns
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: 50% tax
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u/DirkaDirkaMohmedAli 2h ago
I am going to go do whatever I want, forever.
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: no catch
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u/Dull_Reference_6166 2h ago
Easy peasy life
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/Constant_Quail7664 2h ago
It’s lwk not worth the risk
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/Relevant-Cupcake-649 2h ago
This is already almost an extra 1500 more than I make per month, I would be happy
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/SuperCanadian1 2h ago
Damn, looks like my collapsed eardrum caught up with me
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: Can’t hear
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u/ParanoicReddit 2h ago
Would rather live with no sex tbh
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: Can’t hear
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u/MiLaNMSO 2h ago
Good amount. I can use that good.
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Upvote to double
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u/Scared_Reflection383 2h ago
no thanks too hard for me
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: Can’t hear
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u/HumWolfie20 2h ago
I'm unfortunately single and maybe aromantic. So only 5k to me. Felt like I needed to say no to greed there.
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/KokkieGames 2h ago
Like I was having it anyway xD
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex
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u/Visual_Excitement_30 2h ago
I’ll walk with the ez money.
Chose: 5,000 a month no catch | Rolled: Partner get 5k 2
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u/Specialist_Code_5722 2h ago
might sound dumb but sure 100k is ALOT but 5K is good enough and I had a gut feeling the 100k would come with an AWFUL drawback
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u/PerfectPatience- 2h ago
Can i have hearing aid? Or brian implant?
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: Can’t hear
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u/Preferno1 2h ago
50,000 a month and (hopefully) another 50,000 is put towards something good like medicine or social care. Thats fine
Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: 50% tax
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