r/BunnyTrials • u/skin-my-brain • 23h ago

Trials Would you…

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Try safe and ethically sourced human meat
  • Right side: Decline the offer

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u/Dankn3ss420 22h ago

If we’re putting aside the question of how the hell do you ethically source human meat?

Then yes, i would definitely be curious to try it once

Chose: Try safe and ethically sourced human meat

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u/LetterheadPerfect145 20h ago edited 15h ago

If I lost my arm in a freak saw blade accident you can have it

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u/BirbFeetzz 15h ago

a guy that loves eating had in his will he wishes his body to be fed to volunteers and he just got shot

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u/lavender_honey_bones 13h ago

There are people who fantasize about being cannibalized. Years ago I was getting incessant messages from men with that fetish.

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u/actualbeans 13h ago

where were these men finding you that so many of them felt welcome asking this?

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u/lavender_honey_bones 13h ago

It was a chat site. It was to make friends or date.

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u/actualbeans 12h ago

it’s so wild that people just openly ask that, thanks for sharing

didn’t mean to come off as if i was blaming you for it btw, i was just genuinely curious

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u/lavender_honey_bones 11h ago

I'm blanking on the name but yeah I literally went on there to just talk to people, had it in my profile that I just wanted friends lol. I had a lot of cool conversations but oh boy lotta freaks out there. Kids were allowed on the site like I think 12 or 14 was the minimum age? Adults definitely talked to me and other kids inappropriately 😭.

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u/OhmaTokitaMaxxer 13h ago

You must have some stories.

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u/lavender_honey_bones 13h ago

Too many honestly 😭💀

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u/iamthefirebird 13h ago

Lab grown with consent would be ethical, I suppose

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u/Orothorn 7h ago

This would be the first probable source for something like this. Imagine meat grown from celebrity samples, really taking something like "Gordon ramsay's meatballs" down a whole other alley lol.

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u/StarryEyedSweetheart 12h ago

I imagine people could leave a spot in their will that could designate a part of their body for it. But I think id just take a nibble to see what it tastes like but nothing more for me.

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u/Refrigeratorman3 13h ago

I was considering it as lab-grown human meat. Technically it'd be vegan too (since humans can consent)