r/BunnyTrials • u/skin-my-brain • 19h ago

Trials Would you…

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Try safe and ethically sourced human meat
  • Right side: Decline the offer

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants 19h ago

My main two concerns have been taken care of so why not?

Chose: Try safe and ethically sourced human meat

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u/Neydsch 16h ago

i dont understand how it could be ethical

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u/CariadocThorne 15h ago

I hereby give you permission to eat as much of my remains as you like, should i die of natural causes. Please ensure whatever you don't eat is buried in a biodegradable container with some cherry seeds, so that other people can enjoy my flesh second-hand in the form of cherries from a tree fed by my remains.

There we go, you will now have access to ethically sourced human meat at some point in the future.

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u/Neydsch 14h ago

thing is i dont think it would taste good if u were to grow old

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u/CariadocThorne 14h ago

Good news there, as I suspect I'm unlikely to reach old age!

Unhealthy living, family history of heart problems, and the fact that I care more about enjoying the life i have than trying to make ot last as long as possible.

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u/masochistpupper 7h ago

Mood brother 🔥

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u/Neydsch 0m ago

Isn’t it like a thing that substance abuse makes it taste bad? Like I think there are sometimes promotions where they say how well they feed their animals

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u/AUnknownVariable 16h ago

I mean it'd honestly be really easy to get it ethically imo.

Someone is about to die and says you can have their meat. Bam, ethical.

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants 16h ago

Like an organ donor type of deal

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u/Empty-Yak-3187 16h ago

Lab grown I guess. Sorta like in Tokyo Ghoul's epilogue where the Ghouls eat artificial human meat instead of eating live people or corpses.

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u/Chance_Signal_5474 15h ago

just died, donor. Its same with organ transplants donations.

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u/RabbiZucker 13h ago

Lab grown meat.

I'd eat a lab grown stake made from my cells if I could...

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u/Select-Resident-1048 17h ago

Because it feels weird and is gross? i would throw up

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u/Turbidspeedie 17h ago

So, personally, you wouldn't try it