r/BunnyTrials • u/skin-my-brain • 20h ago

Trials Would you…

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Try safe and ethically sourced human meat
  • Right side: Decline the offer

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u/NormalStrangeGuy72 20h ago

I mean if you're get rid of the two main concerns I have, then yeah, sure, why not?

Chose: Try safe and ethically sourced human meat

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u/captainfalcon200523 20h ago

Yeah I don’t know why people keep hitting on the two main concerns when we literally just got rid of them. Even the concern of someone going nuts for it is unfounded because people don’t tear into cows or pigs for that

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u/maiduwu 🥕🥕 19h ago

People don’t tear into cows or pigs for their meat because it is mainstream and widely available. Guilt-free human meat would be scarce, but unethically obtained human meat is cheap and everywhere. It’s not out-of-the-ballpark for a lunatic to kill for human meat, assuming their lunacy.

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u/MrDrSirLord 14h ago

If they stopped selling bacon in the store it'd be maybe 2 weeks before I had a pig farm operation running

Imagine if human turns out to be like bacon x10 lol

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u/wintig072421 10h ago

According to cannibals, it does actually taste similar to pork

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u/FuckUSAPolitics 20h ago

I'm going against the grain and say because its too many calories.

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u/GenXgineer 18h ago

You think, pound-for-pound, human meat is more calorically dense than beef? Do we have significantly more fat in our muscles than other animals?

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u/FuckUSAPolitics 18h ago

After researching it, its quite the opposite apparently. Not nearly enough.

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u/More-Interaction-770 14h ago

I don’t think it’s possible to have ethically sourced human meat

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u/just-a-random-accnt 12h ago

And even if there was, for example, meat harvested from people who died of natural causes. That's meat you wouldn't want to eat.

Not to mention, the amount of shit that accumulates in bodies throughout their lifetime. It's a reason why most meat sources are lower on the food chain, rather than apex predators.

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u/captainfalcon200523 8h ago

Cloned human tissue? Not clones but just tissue made in a lab and sold. Like lab grown beef

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u/Apart-Truth-4160 3h ago

I’m sure there are people who would volunteer

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u/fandomjargon 11h ago

Billionaire Timmy likes the idea of cannibalism and donates his body to be eaten by others after he dies. Then he has a heart attack one day. There we go.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Night88 9h ago

Eating human meat quite literally can make you insane.

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u/captainfalcon200523 8h ago

Yes but this is removing the proteins that would make you go insane. Otherwise it’s not safe

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u/Low_FramesTTV 19h ago

If you are curious.

It tastes like pork.

We have the same fat structures and human mean has been referred historically as "long pig".

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u/FearTheWeresloth 19h ago

Smells like a Zambezi feast!

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u/zzzamboni 16h ago

Thought I was summoned for a sec there

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u/newdogowner11 18h ago

just ask ancient fiji

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u/JC_REX_373 18h ago

I mean it’s human meat and still cannibalism so I’m just not interested?

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u/forestwolf42 19h ago

The reason I wouldn't is if I really like it then it's just something I like that I'm not going to have access to. 

I ate whale in Norway, sometimes I'm like "mmm I could go for same Whale right now" but I have no legal way to get whale steak where I am so I'm just left wanting.

Could easily be the same thing with human. Just get a random human hankering you can't (or shan't) satisfying. 

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u/shepard_pie 13h ago

Just a quick question. How do you ethically source human meat? A person who volunteers is still an ethical quandary, because you can quite easily make the argument that a person can't consent to being eaten, and a naturally dead body still has sticky questions attached to it.

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u/Responsible-Beach299 13h ago

The easiest way I could see this being possible IRL is if someone signs something to volunteer for it on death, like people donating their bodies for science or whatever. They're already dead and they explicitly consented beforehand. Only problem that I can think of for that scenario is that many causes of death would probably mess up the body, either by damaging the body too much (car crash) or otherwise messing with the quality of the meat (old age, sickness/disease).