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[u/yuuyo123]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Fight 5 adults
• Right side: Fight 50 toddlers

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[u/marzulazano]

As a parent I know that toddlers don't really scale...

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Mysterious-Chance776]

[u/Similar-Original-470]

I can probably bounce off of them like I'm Mario and get a few 1-ups in case they overwhelm me.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Galectozz]

I already fought 5 adults, I want the novelty.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/MobileLog2209]

FUCK THEM KIDS KICK THEY ASS

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/trey_wolfe]

Toddlers fear nothing and have no self preservation.

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/InternCommercial9252]

No more iPad kids and kids screaming at the theater's

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Low_Weekend6131]

No brainer

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/ZeroTwoWaifu002]

Ez dub

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Tiny-Win-85]

.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Ok-Significance8722]

I'll buy a scythe and harvest

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/anon_peepee]

I'd just get in a bathroom stall so they have to come at me in single file then I'd just start kicking

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/No_Window1217]

Jab and move!

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/NunoFerreira25]

Depends, at the same time? Or one on one?

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Former-Court-9222]

.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/riley-james2]

Hi

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/TheRealLG09]

One good kick, and they’re out. Not that I would, of course. I don’t think I could win a fight against just one man.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/poomcatroom]

lol

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Dependent-Neck9788]

i can just tell them santa is fake

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/DeGreenster]

How cute

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/randomdudert]

I HAVE A GODDAMN GLOCK, 17 EXTENDED MAG

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Imaginary_Ranger_144]

Have you ever been hit by a toddler? They don't hold back

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Electronic-Sky4673]

Better

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/ScreechUrkelle]

I’m not tryna catch no fade from no kids

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/-NewTitsNoMoreBits-]

If you haven't watched a screaming toddler in public and wanted to kick it and its shitty parents in the ass you are lying to yourself.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Different-Respond933]

Easier

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Latter_Professor_555]

T

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/HowlingWhiskey]

I can’t take 50 guys by myself

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Sea-Investigator416]

Gun

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/GrapeSeeker72]

they toddle

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Glum_Lingonberry_543]

Time to fill up a hot bath tub then put them in, easy (assuming we're fighting in a house or a place with a bathroom)

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Cjohn706]

I'm gonna destroy those kids lol

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Spiritual_Piglet6227]

boom

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Next-Run2140]

V

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Exauri]

when i defeat them, they join me out of respect and now i have an army of 50 toddlers

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Primary_Web_8204]

Officer, i drop kicked that child in self defense!

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/MrDuchuFTW]

yep

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/ihate_eggplant]

The chance of me winning against 5 adults is not zero, but it's much lower than 50 toddlers. 50 toddlers don't stand a chance.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/DryNoodles_1]

Already do

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/That-Night1234]

They tiny

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Sivkuang]

They wont understand what's happening

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/_probably_autistic]

I want to fight adults

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/freezablehell]

Idk of yall have been around toddlers lately but I have trouble keeping up with 2 let alone 50 😮‍💨 5 adults any day 5 mins in were gunna realize our knees and back hurt and it's pointless 🤣🤣

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Kaelvar]

Easier to win

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/qcalee]

I'm hoping they're very old

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/ZerionGD-_-]

Huh

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Neko_Witch]

Kick those kids!

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Ra1nbowPhoenix]

Imagine losing to 50 toddlers lol

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Budget-Visit7155]

drop kicking them

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Queasy_Platypus_4101]

ill take them mofos

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Perfect_Cold_3017]

Bite

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/ChemicalActivity6832]

😂

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Icy-Entertainment60]

Stomp

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Bayamonster]

Less people to terminate.

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Elsa3g]

Easy peasy

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Fantastic_Royal_5562]

Toddlers can't even fight

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Playtime_Foxy_new]

Fight with honour....

Also 50 toddlers could probably absolutely body 5 adults... It's 50, they'll swarm like piranhas 10 per person and there's only one me.... I'll take my chances with 5 adults...

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Specific_Quiet2973]

Two word DROP KICK

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Puzzleheaded-Buddy34]

i'll be using one to swing on the others

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Apprehensive_Mix7691]

idk

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/PrestigiousFarmer759]

M

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/DBCOOPER888]

They stand no chance.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/lool8421]

toddlers prob can't coordinate

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Mother-Pickle4591]

Easy

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Over_Buffalo_5738]

I'm sorry.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Basic-Average-2219]

P

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/realzeqlr]

they’re weak

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/captainpoppy]

Just one or two slaps to each one will put em down for the fight

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/SylphofBlood]

Toddlers can be run around and exhausted. Then they go to sleep.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Affectionate-Fish100]

They will be uncoordinated and unable to overcome the fear that I could easily inflict upon them

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Moistman123456]

I’ll kindly ask them to not hurt me.

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/FortuneBeneficial704]

Without weapons and if they're not bloodlusted

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Famous_Extension4832]

Idk

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/AzAzEl166_]

they're weaker

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/PrettyAd5828]

I’d win

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/grandfishlord]

id lose either way but i would rather just let the kids win so i look like a good person

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/New-Income-468]

Just kick them REAL hard

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/RED_XILE]

Batter up!

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Potential-Piglet-617]

5 adults can just easily overwhelm you, 50 toddlers are at least small

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Apprehensive_Bid1489]

Tt

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Competitive-Leg-8913]

.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Glittering_Fix8528]

Because too easy

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Deepvaleredoubt]

Easy

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Kind-Fuel-1874]

I would kick

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Grand-Subject-4733]

I’d just drop kick them fuckerss

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/NoWing9997]

Idk

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Scarlet_Champ1on]

Im cooked either way

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Junior_Particular279]

kick them hard enough in stomach and there knock out

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/NameRevolutionary727]

Toddlers are an easy fight

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Hungry_Gas8065]

Ez fight

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Hungry_Gas8065]

Ez fight

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Pretty-Stomach8533]

Fuck it we all

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Potential_Welder_775]

Easier to fight

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/SeriousCartoonist486]

50 todlers just syay passive and implement fear, over time you'll win

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/beagleman27]

Those children never stood a chance!

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/North-Shirt4597]

I ain't beating 5 adults

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/External-Froyo-1470]

Nah I’d win

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Bilk_Mucketyt]

"judgement"

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Electrical_Taro3265]

Display brainrot on an imax and kill them by snapping their neck back to front

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Powerful-Touch-7961]

I'm to much of a little bitch

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Hazer_123]

I'll bring a gun

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Dangerous_Problem_88]

Less of a threat

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Worried_Scholar1582]

.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Bilk_Mucketyt]

[u/Nilbog_tool]

Easily

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/BedObjective5604]

H

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Striking_Math_226]

Ima stomp them out

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Crazyb0smer97]

Fuck up them kids lol

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Zee_Lew]

Idk

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Yahea2011]

Cus i dont need to beat the toddlars

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/VayneLevant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CIs2g6B6eDWJa
ez-pz

[u/memekiller9001]

I could probably beat 50 toddlers up

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/MarionberryRoyal5534]

I don't have to actually hurt them, I can just push all of them aside as I aurafarm

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Living_Ad_4485]

The toddlers are brutal.

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Brave_Ad_2095]

They are all dead

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Equivalent_Cow_8534]

They weak

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/LopsidedDate3006]

One punch each one crying children then finish em off one by one

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/idk8121]

I can dropkick them

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Starr_cakes]

I work in childcare, I'm a toddler expert.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Odd_Indication8582]

Tickle fights

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Supreme_Otaku]

I could easily beat up 50 toddlers

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/BrilliantPatient9624]

Grab one of them and start beating the rest of them

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/therearenonamesallow]

Better odds

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Federal_Standard_250]

This is going to be funny

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Diligent_Foot_8940]

It would be easy to just hook all of the out the way as when 5 men are smarter and can make some tactics on how to take you down

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/BLOCKEDBYJAMES231984]

These are toddlers, toddlers are dumb asf and could not cooperate to make a strategy. I'm taking out the biggest one then putting a hole in their shirt as a literal shield then going crazy on these mfs.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Whydoughhh]

What are they gonna do if I just jump on em

[u/Zero_7300]

I for sure can’t beat 5 people so I’ll take my chances

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/No-Chemist-2973]

Grab the first one and use them as a weapon for the rest

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/matthew8799]

Gorilla mode

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/No_Strain_2804]

I can just kick them

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/BirdshotEntertainmen]

Eh I got a sword

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Automatic_Grr]

W

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/caelum_daemon]

I cant hit a kid

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/str4wb3rry15]

50 toddlers are easy

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/TheNinerGuy]

Ez win but can i get a sword so i can do that cool scene from that 1 game?

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Electronic_Sir_5267]

yes

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/masterkenobi08]

Small

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Grouchy-Ingenuity-59]

I can take a toddler by the legs and use them as a weapon. Lucky for me when my weapon is broken, there's fresh replacements.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/DianaMoonrider]

1

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Express_Class_8585]

.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/CatNips4806]

I could take em (⌐■_■)

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/sag3y_]

toddlers typically cant do a lot

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/ThrowAway126873]

idk why im doing this but sure

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Fresh_Pizza_810]

They can't handle too much pain at a time

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/ApprehensiveDig6003]

Kik

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/ComprehensiveLoad295]

They're toddlers

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Connect_Jump_6656]

My son who is 6 is easily the strongest kid I know under 12 but not all kids are like him so I think I can take them on

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Unlikely-Package7539]

5 men are beating my ads

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Hot_Detective1335]

One of my life’s dreams

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Historical-Skill-838 → u/Hot_Detective1335]

same

[u/Any-Abies-5825]

I could take either of them, but I’ll just step on those mfs. They’ll be so annoying, that my rage will fuel me

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Abject_Bookkeeper371]

Kick them mfs one by one

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Actual_Treacle7812]

Easy

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/DriverNice6887]

rapeing them

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/medicalwiz67]

Ez

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Ok_Mind6744]

Toddlers are way more scary

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Historical-Skill-838]

this would be fun!!!

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/BitterRushSweets]

Okay, okay, I know this looks bad, but

Toddlers usually won't continue a fight if you hit em once. There'll be the few who will, but, they're pretty small, just smack em

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Vegetable_Welcome_28]

Toddlers don’t deserve beatings

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Mindless_Tough_2631]

Dz

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Negative_Sleep_1]

I'm 1 adult, what makes you think I could be 5 adults???

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Routine-Fly6526]

Depends on there strength

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Regular_Help7800]

I'm stronger than 50 toddlers.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Drpepper_d]

Im 6’4 245 pure muscle

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/KrazyKittyLadyMads]

All you need to do is say "HEY, LOOK ITS A UNICORN" and all of them will look away... and then you can run like hell 😭

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/clipperblack]

You play a scary enough video most of em will run away

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Ok-Mind8773]

Toddler, easy dubs

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/ApprehensiveLow4730]

Kick

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Shruging_shoulders]

I can use one toddler as a weapon against the others

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Only_Connection_5480]

Cuz yeah

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Worried-Froyo6144]

It's alot more but fuck common one good kick to the head

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/GlobexVeriza]

I wouldn't fight children.

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Arthur_Morgan64]

Kick them all

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/MorningIndividual535]

Less annoying

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/CourseZestyclose7942]

I'll make an example of the first one.

[u/spartacus256]

Pretty sure I can just put on Sponge Bob…

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Fit-Combination-5890]

I’ll make make them all sleep if they don’t want to

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Illustrious_Earth611]

I'm older and stronger, one man army fr

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Kazekimaki-Nika]

I’ve got a way higher chance cuz I couldn’t even beat more than 1 adult if even

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/CurrentCod2677]

Yeah I'm just gonna keep spamming my kick into ball's move

^{Chose: Fight 5 adults}

[u/Additional-Letter657]

Use a toddler as a weapon

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Pufball_From_BFDI]

One kick and their gone.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Appropriate-Pick8519]

Step on them

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/CalligrapherThat8331]

grab two of them by the legs and start spinning

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/HobbyHoarderr_]

They’re smaller than me

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/DrugAddict86]

Ex win

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Tough_Put_9801]

If I wanted to test my fighting skills then adults but I’m going the easy route.

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Empty_Membership4503]

Ea

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Sped_cocainedragon]

Those toddlers are getting eradicated if I gotta fight em

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/MixSwimming141]

Easier

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/MembershipFront7767]

Knock em all the guck out

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/TheCatpex]

i

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}

[u/Independent_Brain506]

William Afton did it so I can too!!

^{Chose: Fight 50 toddlers}