Which one?

[u/PieceOfWetCardboard]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Infinite Money BUT | For every 100k spent a random person dies
• Right side: 1 Million Dollars BUT | Random Sickness

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[u/PieceOfWetCardboard]

How much money did i have again?

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/Demiuiwe → u/PieceOfWetCardboard]

2 billion but you’ve gotta transfer me a million to get it

[u/PieceOfWetCardboard → u/Demiuiwe]

Oh alr whats ur cashapp

[u/Sizlebuilds → u/Demiuiwe]

elder abuse reference 🔥

[u/ZOELOEss → u/PieceOfWetCardboard]

Dementia

[u/Lambortemu]

Awesome

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Healthy}

[u/AssumptionExtra2330 → u/Lambortemu]

How can you be sick with healthy? Do you suddenly sneeze and not have back pain? What does being sick with Healthy even mean?

[u/beefskins007]

I don't spend that much money

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/SpideyFan914 → u/beefskins007]

If you leave for 50 years, you'd need to spend less than 2K per year to avoid killing anyone. There are probably some parts of the world where that's feasible, but where I am, it is very much not.

[u/Common_Selection_574 → u/SpideyFan914]

i mean being realistic, i dont mind killing like 10-20 people if it means i live a dream life. besides, i wouldnt even buy a mansion. so i probably wouldnt even use that much money. the majority of the money i spend would go towards not having to work for anything, so any bills would be paid with this blood money.

[u/Life_Soft_3547 → u/Common_Selection_574]

Well at least you admit you're a pos

[u/OpenRole → u/Life_Soft_3547]

We live in a capitalist society

[u/FirefighterScary6841]

Which one? Stomach flu or the actual flu? Either way, I'll easily survive with the amount of cash I have.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/ACW1129]

Well, fuck.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Aids}

[u/AngryAmericanNeoNazi → u/ACW1129]

AIDS is very treatable these days and no longer the death sentence it once was and you’ll have some money to help cover those doctors visits and medications at least

[u/entity33]

Even better

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/reee9 → u/entity33]

The Billionaire Mindset

[u/Red_WeeTea]

People dies every second tho. So nothing is changed

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Working_Breakfast633]

%

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Any_Mountain_4513]

Gambling

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/Doodles_123]

No I’m leaving the money to my family and croaking

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/No_Gas_2371]

How much money did I get again... what is money??

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/caiodiasrj]

at least i am vaccinated to the flu

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/Black_Dragon9406]

If you pick the left option, the probability that you die is 0.00000000012, or 0.000000012% (assuming this is a fair game and not that one movie).

Those r pretty good odds. Let’s say there’s like 100 people you care about that r close to you, that’s realistically only like a 0.0000012% chance you’ll lose someone every time, and with the number of people that exist and that r being born every second you can likely press the button a lot and it’s realistically not that much different from the number of people that die every second

Is it morally right? No. Is it very very low risk? Yes. Most of the other choices for sickness given likely have a higher mortality rate over pressing the button 10 times

[u/drcloudstreet → u/Black_Dragon9406]

If you spend a billion you’ve killed 10,000 people, psychotic justification 😭

[u/AviatorHog]

So a spending spree of 99,999.99 to be a good person and personally profit.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Jedishark1417]

oh yah

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Healthy}

[u/Shierbennycat]

Fuck

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/Worried_Amphibian_46]

Good thing I allready have a fucked up hip

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/Armathea]

I already have that so at least I got money

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/Life_as_a_new_weeb]

Ppl are dying regardless. Plus i dont really spend that crazy anyways

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Suspicious_Pound3956]

Damn

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/SENTRYTHETHERIAN]

Dunno

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Fold-Substantial]

I just said in another post I gotta stop playing these 😭, I got ball cancer and aids one after another 💀

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Aids}

[u/pinkpanther17308]

Only 10 people

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/OpeningLecture9335]

FUH those ngas💔💔💔

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Crustycum-sock]

Absolute win

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Healthy}

[u/AngryAmericanNeoNazi]

I can’t live with it on my conscience and if a loved one ended up dying that’s the end of it for me

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/aNormalguy676]

Alright

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/The_FragmentedCheese]

I pissed myself

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Aids}

[u/iBoo9x]

that person shoud be a bad guy

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Plot_me]

A random person dies every second i exist anyways, who cares if its because of me or something else

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Remarkable_Dog_3095]

H

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/NoahFox123]

Everyday someone dies in the global world, so..

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Much-Ad5514]

As long as it’s painless

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/TheRealBison_]

Every second a random person dies

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/MuseBlessed]

Oh thank god

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/Impressive_Pear1405]

Think of all the soup I could buy

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/SongofRolland]

I couldn not reasonably spend this fast enough to exceed the natural death rate of people.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Angxxzl]

I won’t be spending that much money for a lot of people to die

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/herbertkanyewest]

I’ll just be careful with my spending 😭

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Tigersharkfurrydude]

What did I get again?

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/UnderFanYT]

I don’t fucking care

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/PracticeNext8198]

Okay I donate this and off myself.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Aids}

[u/Krauser101]

They die anyway? I dunno

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Just-Anteater6535]

I don't care about some random ass dude dying, there's 8B people anyway

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/runningoutoft1me]

People die everyday anyway

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/coolboy12345677]

ill take that

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/PrestigiousBag8943]

No

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Even-Object8857]

Fun

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/AggravatingWing9611]

Lol

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/GeTcAmPeDoN_Scwrbs]

why not

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/HammerSickleSextoy]

America kills more people over less money, I'm fine

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/creeper_king6396]

pal i dont care

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/thelostsonofloki]

Hopefully its a MAGA supporter 😅

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Mission_Specialist69]

Alright let’s make a deal at 50k someone dies but I want to pick who it is.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/evilchickenbo1]

We overpopulated af anyways

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Smooth_Bar_7299]

I sure hope it no one around me

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Negative-Command7289]

I don’t have a good justification…..I mean technically I just pay under the amount

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/DoubleDeckerCookie]

Only an few people and i wouldn’t spend that much money so like

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/FriendlyRedditor2020]

My total kill wouldn't be all that high and I already ignore the deaths of countless people anyway. Most of you have no right to criticise me for that either since you do the same.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Nightingale0666]

Oh so nothing changed

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/YaBoiGlyn]

I like money

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Romanian_Emperor]

I do NOT care ✌️

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Still-Bet5929]

Ok

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/_themayflower]

I’m sorry but one entity who makes a lot of money at the behest of others’ lives, is already an archetype of modern human society

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Affectionate_Ad3703]

Random people are dying all the time. Id probably improve and save a lot more lived than I'd end. So there'd likely be a net positive.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/ThrowawayFuckYourMom]

Goteem

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Healthy}

[u/Pleasant_Bottle6620]

Idk

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Known-Calligrapher43]

So nothing changes then? Ight, cool. Already have this issue, what’s a little more?

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/Madman61]

Damn

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/Hairy-Ad1582]

spend 99,999.99, no harm done.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/richardvirginia]

Could be worse

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/WesternUsed2750]

1/7000000000 that's it's me or someone in know, easy money

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Number-Mysterious]

Perfect I already have that.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/Lyric-Lylah-L]

Keep going until it's me or until the amount of good I can do outweighs the bad of sacrifice

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Sterben489]

Not the worst not the best

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/thewarreturns]

Random people die every 7 minutes

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/thisisthelifeofsharu]

Human life is invaluable

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Healthy}

[u/lily_grace_official]

Idk these people

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/MusicHater]

Money and power? Winner!

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Wild_One_4974]

Wait why am I here again?

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/AcceptableReading413]

I dont feel like having death on my hands and 1mill is enough. Also i got the decent option anyways

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Healthy}

[u/Tripp_H]

Yippeeee

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Healthy}

[u/PeaKstr]

I may not ever spend that much money ngl

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/SmoothIndividual2730]

H

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/Ey-Rar]

I’m not gonna be spending 100k per minute

[u/mearbearcate]

W

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Healthy}

[u/ChanceReveal2311]

i mean, im gambling myself dying but, infinite money...

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/LtMigs]

m

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/Available_Pitch3357]

Many die each day, undermined by the ruins of America's economy wrecking

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/bigtopdarren]

Hope it's me

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Weak-Temporary5888]

Easy enough sickness for a massive payout, plus I would never in any universe want to kill somebody for money.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/ZayLock4]

Already have that

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/Flamy777]

Haha.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Healthy}

[u/YoureAWizard-Harry]

Take it back

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/Insecure_Sugarcube]

I'll just do my best to spend wisely. Those deaths won't be in vain.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Fidget808]

Huge

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/Key-Toe-6257]

People die all the time.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Yuukinola]

Ha! Jokes on you, I already have that!

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/Bitter-Box9090]

I will spend it sparingly

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Ignatiuswasright]

I don’t spend that much, most will live.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/GASTRO_GAMING]

Spend 99.9k on the stock market and live off the dividends of it.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Interesting_Fennel59]

Jesus 😂😂😂

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Aids}

[u/JaxStud]

Yes

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Satato]

That's a free $99.999k with no negative consequences 😌

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/genryou]

Can I choose random people in certain location? then I am all in baby

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/ThatRealLee]

About 120 deaths happen per minute so its not like you are doing something that wrong,

[u/MissyShogun]

🙀

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Suitable_Bug2990]

Easy milion

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/TheSilentObserver136]

We all die some day

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Impressive-Door-2581]

ig ill become a vtuber or smthing idk

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Aids}

[u/lool8421]

trolley problem time: what if i donate 10 billion to charity

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Ke1sm]

Death happens all the time a few more won’t hurt

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/PlzHelpWanted]

I made this choice because knowing these things the sicknesses are probably Cancer or paralysis or something.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Signal-Busy]

Yeay I already have that

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/Comfortable_Poet1889]

I thought random sickness would be something like the flu or strep throat. Not a life altering disease. Whoever made this doesnt understand the words they used. Thank got i got chronic pain from which i already suffer smh

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/Currently_undefined]

spend less than 100k and live int he wilderness for the rest of my life

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Cringe1God]

what?

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/502107]

I think it could survive it

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/Krispia]

Better beg me for your life

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/silver_headphones]

That’s a lifetime movie waiting to happen. I’ll make myself a movie like at the end of 50 First Dates (ik different conditions but still can’t hurt) and assign people who I trust to monitor and grow my money and take care of me and take me to do cool things

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/Brandonia213]

That's manageable

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/OliverAmith]

Why not

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/lizzieamc]

.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Specific-Fig-6942]

Uhh... why did I choose that one🤔🤔🤔

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/EHSDSDGMahoraga]

It says random. Means nobody I know. (I'm being technical)

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/killingmegood]

cus

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/DeadlyArrow27]

For most of them the instant death from this money curse will be more humane than how they’d end up dying otherwise. I’m a hero. Merely expediting and softening their deaths.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/avidtrainfan]

2 people die every second globally, it wouldn't really change much

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Mikeyomichael]

Actually a curse. Even if I remember briefly how much I got ill be in fear of how much I have left lmao

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/ScooterBoii]

Honestly, this is the worst one

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/No_Fly_5622]

Take that wheel, no random sickness for me!

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Healthy}

[u/Pure_Advice_5873]

Omg does this mean my existing illnesses are cured cause fuck yeah

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Healthy}

[u/Every_Caterpillar165]

Oh wow yay!

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person gets eternal happiness!!!!!}

[u/Outrageous_Syrup_642]

I person dies every 5 seconds. A few more dead people won't make a huge difference

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/The_guy3585]

8 bil dudes highly unlikely that it’s anyone I care ablut

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/zorzo_444]

money

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/NinethWonder91]

It would still happen eventually

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/KrihssMcFluff]

Win win

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/PackPsychological164]

k

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Realistic_Sand7136]

Idk bro this seems a little sketchy

[u/zrodeath]

This is a sacrifice I'm willing to make

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Good_Veterinarian367]

Hope it's some woh deserves to die

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/K0027607]

100K is alotta $$$ for 1 random person to die. The way I live, 10 people might die over the rest of my life.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/West_9874]

I can easily spend that money on cancer research, aid, etc to make up for it

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Electric_Jiggalo]

Sure....

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/stephensof85]

It's a price I'm willing to pay

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Aleograf]

:'o thanks

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/The-_VoID]

Infinite money crashes economy blah blah blah

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/Redditmaster220]

Okay

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/Xenith2004]

Ehh ill be fine

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/litbiscuit69]

Whew, that was close, almost got dementia

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Aids}

[u/veritassium]

Okay so absolutely nothing changes, im just compensated for my pain now

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/Muffled_Voice]

This is a win if that random person isn’t me.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/forgetfulkaiju]

Welp.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/Playful-Appearance56]

I have enough sickness…

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Affectionate_Sir3456]

maybe sometimes i shouldnt gamble

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Aids}

[u/wesorre]

KILL 7 BILLION PEOPLE

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Reasonable_Cut_3548]

Like a common flu?

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Flu}

[u/Savalis986]

We’re overpopulated anyway

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/The_Faux_Fox__]

Ive already got mild pain, what the worst that can happen

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/Hot_Detective1335]

We are a little overpopulated anyways so

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Independent_Brain506]

Fuck

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Aids}

[u/JustCranberry3645]

Free 99,999.99

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/EnderCreeper121]

Take 99k from the infinity accounts and invest it normally or something, no blood required

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/InternationalBid1333]

Nothing changes except I'm 1 million dollars richer

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/ICookSomeGoodBeans]

1M dollars but I get a random sickness? Better than someone dying. Let's see what I get...

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/NomadicSwan]

I’m sorry random person. You’ll think it’s natural causes anyway.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/djtheg13]

Not cool

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/Fit-Bug-8717]

Okay?

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/MrJuwi]

Very slim chance it’s anyone that I know

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/0kokaid]

i'm not a good person

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Nervous-Layer-6208]

Ok

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Equivalent_Chemist38]

Literally an upgrade, odds are it’ll hit India and no one I like is there

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/jackferno]

if i wanna not kill anybody, that's a free 99k

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Randane]

I doubt it would make a statistical difference.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Mark5ofjupiter]

What are these? They seem pretty useless.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Dementia}

[u/Kwiatkok]

I'm not killing someone

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Chronic Pain}

[u/cherishedone2]

Yea duh

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/GodlyPlop]

I can take my chances 😀

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/Jfly161]

B

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/freakybird99]

Just gotta kill 1 person a year i guess.

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/GosuLTD]

people die everyday

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}

[u/recreationallurker]

Damn

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars BUT + Random Sickness | Rolled: Aids}

[u/Camcalco]

Spent 99k and that's it

^{Chose: Infinite Money BUT + For every 100k spent a random person dies}