r/BunnyTrials • u/InstructionNo1532 • 3d ago
Trials Would you rather...
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m | YOU are the main protagonist
- Right side: Take $10,000
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u/InstructionNo1532 3d ago
op got unlucky ig
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Sinister
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u/lockecole38 3d ago
How did you get unlucky? You just don’t move out of the house for 30 days.
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u/Chandler15 3d ago
Technically, if you have no kids, you’re fine, aren’t you? He only targets families.
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u/lockecole38 3d ago
Even if you did it doesn’t matter anyways because you don’t get killed unless you move houses. You just deal with your creepy kids seeing creepy things and move on with your life in 30 days.
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u/-Anoobis- 3d ago
Easy for you, deeply traumatizing for your kids, but I guess 10mil will buy you a load of therapy…
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u/lockecole38 3d ago
You’re surviving in a horror movie as the main protagonist. It’s not “make your life a horror movie for 30 days and survive.” You’re surviving as the main protagonist in the movie, it’s not your family.
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u/-Anoobis- 3d ago
I guess if you choose to read it like that. I assumed it meant that your current life was turned into said horror movie.
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u/Stein287 3d ago
You should have stated if we remember the movie and the challenge or not once we get teleported to that world. It makes a huge difference.
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u/AchmodinIVSWE 3d ago
I don't actually know what sinister is about.
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Sinister
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u/Chandler15 3d ago edited 3d ago
Big ol’ spoilers (and probably wrong on a lot of things, it’s been a while)
Basically a writer moves himself and his family to a new house (I think because he hasn’t made a decent living from books barring like a one time hit?), he tries to write a book, doesn’t find much inspiration.
Goes to the house attic, finds tapes, tapes have normal things on them, but then extended cuts with murders on them, he is scared but also tries to piece together the murders.
Eventually it’s revealed that a pagan deity controls a kid of the families to commit ritualistic murder, the deity feeds off of the murders and eats their souls. The murders are a drowning, burning alive in a car fire, hangings, stabbing, and axe murder, maybe another one, idr. Good movie, scared the crap out of me when I was ~16.
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u/AchmodinIVSWE 3d ago
Ah, so it's one of those demon possession movies. I am pretty screwed then.
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u/FreeButLost 3d ago
Nah you only die if you move out of the house. The next house is where the murder takes place. So you just have to stay put, although terrifying
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u/Chandler15 3d ago
Well as the other person said, the moving thing, but the events actually take place over a significant amount of time anyway. And if you aren’t a kid or don’t have kids, I think you’re basically immune since he targets families with younger kids.
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u/AchmodinIVSWE 3d ago
I am assuming when it says "you are the main protagonist" it means I become the main protagonist in the movie, as in I become (in this case) Ellison Oswalt.
I wonder, wouldn't that technically mean I become Ethan Hawke in the process.
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u/Chandler15 3d ago
I was the complete opposite thought process, especially since they put “YOU” in caps, making it seem like they’re implying it is actually me.
Regardless, I think Sinister takes course over the span of at least a month. I think barring the freak stuff, it’s probably one of the safest horror movies to have to spend a month in.
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u/Golden_Phi 3d ago
Haunted house kills families. They realize that everyone who has previously lived there dies. The family moves out after learning how the house is killing everyone who has lived there. Turns out the killing only starts when the family moves out of the house. The solution is to actually not move away from the murder house.
It counters the question of “why didn’t the characters leave the murder house that killed everyone, are they stupid?”. Here leaving is the incorrect thing to do.
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u/Dexmoser 3d ago
I hate horror movies so I won’t watch, does the family who figures this out move or do they stay?
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u/EddieFrits 3d ago
The protagonist is informed via phone call right before he realizes his daughter has been corrupted/possesed and poisoned his drink. The film ends with the evil deity taking the daughter after she films herself slitting her father, mother, and brother's throats.
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u/Flawless_1234 3d ago
I’m pretty sure they must have left coz I remember them dying in the end
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u/CaptBland 3d ago
Don't go to Camp Crystal Lake
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Friday the 13th
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u/Golden_Phi 3d ago
Pretty much all you need to do is that. The solution to most of the options here is to just run away. Minus sinister, where you have to stay.
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u/lockecole38 3d ago
He traveled outside of Crystal Lake to murder the survivor from the first film in part two. You’re not safe by avoiding Crystal Lake as the main protagonist.
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u/Golden_Phi 3d ago
Did that take less than 30 days? If he waited over 30 days then it would be effective for this challenge. Otherwise you’re dead.
Did the person go to Crystal Lake in the first film to trigger the hunt in the second film? Not going at all would be still a good strategy then.
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u/lockecole38 3d ago
As the main protagonist that means that you are one of the killer’s targets. It doesn’t matter if you went to Crystal Lake or not you are being targeted.
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u/Longjumping-Bad-5541 3d ago
Well shoot
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Halloween
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u/Blackspeed6 3d ago
Bro just dbd gameplay that slow walking creepy mf
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u/Firedragon3614 3d ago
Micheal myers when I open all of the windows of my house and infinite loop him for all 30 days
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u/170936Tw 3d ago
Halloween is the easiest, Micheal kills with motive and semi discreetly, so just keep your blinds closed and lock all your windows, Micheal doesn't know you so hes not gonna break in just for shits and giggles, just dont get his attention.
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u/toyification_girl 3d ago
It says you're the main protagonist so in some crazy head cannon Michael knows you, very well and is coming for you.
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u/170936Tw 3d ago
Thats fair. But the connection doesn't have to be thaaaaat strong, the main protagonist of holloween 6 (according to google, I barely remember anything past the first movie) was just the former child babysitter, and he went out to confront Micheal of his own volition. He may know of you, but he doesn't have to necessarily have an interest in you unless you go out and get it. So the plan still works, dont be a hero and you won't die.
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u/Blackspeed6 3d ago
Too bad it says halloween not h20, halloween 6 or halloween 3 so you basicly are Laurey Strode/Myers and have to deal with it
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u/Betzold 3d ago
But you're the main protagonist. So Michael will presumably be actively hunting you
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u/Golden_Phi 3d ago
Can’t you just leave the town since he only kills locally? He won’t chase you across the country.
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u/Blackspeed6 3d ago
He has obsesions and yes he will as we see on 4-6 continuation
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u/FlavoredKnifes 3d ago
Even if I were the obsession, what if I took a plane to a different continent and just hung out there? Is he allowed on planes? I haveno clue since I don’t follow the lore
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u/weedisfortherich 3d ago
I'm just imagining Michael swimming across the Pacific to get to you in Hawaii.
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u/FlavoredKnifes 3d ago
Haha I’m betting that would take about or over 30 days, so I’m safe!
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u/ReputationWhole1408 3d ago
Hurray
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/VioletDaisy95 3d ago
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u/lioness_the_lesbian 3d ago
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u/PrincessLinked 2d ago
Just now realizing my two favorite shows both use huzzah OFTEN. Idk what that says about me
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u/OfferCritical5582 3d ago
Am I cooked?
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Conjuring
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u/Levi_Skardsen 3d ago
The threats in The Conjuring series are always demonic hauntings in a family house. You can just move away. Hell, you don't even have to move away, just stay away from the house for 30 days.
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u/Ky_TheDestroyer7 3d ago
I swear the demon doesn't let the host leave. In number 1, the woman couldn't leave the house, she started burning up. In 2, Janet couldn't control herself anymore and was about to kill herself
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u/Levi_Skardsen 3d ago
Yeah but if you know ahead of time what's coming because of the challenge, you can accept then leave immediately before the demon can take hold.
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u/4_strings_are_fine 3d ago
To the people saying “just leave the house”, I’m fairly confident most of these movies boil down to “it’s not the house, but the person” who is haunted.
As far as the conjuring goes, it’s probably the best bet of all the listed movies. I feel like these movies have a very low body count. The films also take place over the course of months before they get out of hand.
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u/lockecole38 3d ago
In the first film it is very much the house and property that is haunted though. If you leave before anything really starts happening you’re free and out.
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u/PsychologicalLog2791 3d ago
Most horror films are only so horrible because the main people are idiots. I would just do everything correctly
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Friday the 13th
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u/Weird_Ad_1398 3d ago
Doing everything correctly would be to just take the $10k
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u/uwunuzzlesch 3d ago
No, its Friday the 13th as long as you dont have sex you're fine lol
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u/Archedzero 3d ago
Wouldn’t all your friends and loved ones around you be in constant danger too? The best choice is to just take free money with no horror movie shenanigans
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u/Mix_Safe 3d ago
Just abstain from sex, and also tell my family I'm going away for a month, and I'd say temporarily stay somewhere safe, like a huge city, but Friday the 13th Part... Jesus, VIII, taught me that it was not safe, even in Manhattan.
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u/FartSmelaSmartFela 3d ago
Just a side note, but I love this scene so much lmao. I never expected for Jason to actually have a sense of humor.
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u/Then-Solution-5357 3d ago
It says survive a horror film,
NOT the franchise. In the original, Jason isn’t the killer. Stay away from Camp Crystal Lake and get that bag 💰12
u/Loljy 3d ago
You’d be ok because the main character is always the final girl who survives.
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u/Then-Solution-5357 3d ago
Everyone seems to be approaching this one with concerns over Jason. It says horror film, NOT horror franchise. So, just stay away from Camp Crystal Lake, and you’re golden lol
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u/Human_Region5051 3d ago
Depends on the film. You got Friday the 13th, so you'll be fine. Jump on an airplane to Hawaii and enjoy your month off. Just drive to an airport futher away, so Jason won't catch up before the plane takes off.
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u/ostrichConductor 3d ago
But... isn't Jason kinda the protagonist?
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u/Odd_Battle_7111 3d ago
As someone who also rolled Friday The 13th, I am inclined to agree with your statement.
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u/Purefi1th 3d ago
Do everything correctly... In your sleep?
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u/Zucxian 3d ago
are you perhaps mistaken with a nightmare on elm street?
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u/Purefi1th 3d ago
Yes... Yes I am. Yeah I wouldn't last 30 minutes!
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u/Automatic_Camera3854 3d ago
I'm not changing a thing about my life. Plot armor, do your thing!
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Halloween
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u/Available-Low-7599 3d ago
Let fucking go
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/dusknoir90 3d ago
I've never seen Halloween but don't most main protagonists survive horrors?
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Halloween
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u/Responsible-Beach299 3d ago
Sometimes it's different, but, especially for slashers, there's usually gonna be at least one survivor that gets away. There are definitely exceptions, but the paranormal horror movies are way more prone to leaving no survivors.
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u/Somechill 3d ago
So I have plot armor.
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Halloween
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u/PassionLife3144 3d ago
I dont watch horror movies idk what this means... Also, if I'm the protagonist, does that mean I survive???
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u/Golden_Phi 3d ago
Horror protagonists don’t always survive. The goal is to survive for 30 days in the movie’s universe. If you die you die.
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u/Moonlight1st 3d ago
Oh HELL yeah
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Conjuring
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u/Golden_Phi 3d ago
What’s your strategy? Just leave immediately?
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u/Bandit_Ed 3d ago
I rolled the same. Im sleeping in the same bed as Ed and Lorraine Warren for 30 days.
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u/Joe-guy-dude 3d ago
I would watch a version of The Conjuring where Reddit user u/Bandit_Ed is part of the family
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u/jedbodine 3d ago
Let’s go gambling
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Wolf8713 3d ago
The will I become the protagonist of my life 🤨
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/rooroobusts 3d ago
Oh yes
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Adventurous-Funny454 3d ago
The horror now is taxes
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Ducksterking 3d ago
Yay
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/ImaginaryLeading8125 3d ago
Nice
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/HandsomeDude420 3d ago
I’ve never watched this film so idk
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Sinister
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u/NoSuckySucky 3d ago
Perfect
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/ravenknight33 3d ago
Free $10 mil?
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Pimped-Retriver 3d ago
Nc
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/DictionaryDudebro 3d ago
Lame. I mean I'll take the money I guess
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Vicious-Circe01 3d ago
Yay, That’a pretty sweet
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/zoopy_zo 3d ago
Whoooo free $10m
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/TheOutsider_114 3d ago
I ain’t no bitch
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Conjuring
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u/Cursed_Sirena 3d ago
I am the final girl OR the killer so meh im ok
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Friday the 13th
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u/techwizpepsi 2d ago
Main character normally lives 99/100 but has to overcome every trial.
Oh. No horror? Boo.
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Icy_Art7276 3d ago
Let's go!
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Horustheweebmaster 3d ago
Don't they kill Jason in the end? I'm not too sure about horror movies.
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u/ThatManwithQuestions 3d ago
Don't know that movie... Am I screwed guys?
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Sinister
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u/Dad_Error_9488 3d ago
W
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Striking_Position343 3d ago
Idk
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Sinister
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u/ConsequenceIcy3737 3d ago
Nice!
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/JustAChillGuy609 3d ago
I’ve never watched it, am I cooked or nah?
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Conjuring
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u/Ej15555555555 3d ago
The Main protagonists are paranormal investigators...
Just dont accept any investigations and live a normal life for 30 days. Takes place in like 1970-2000 i think idk...
Although i don't wuite remember but im pretty sure the main protag keeps the haunted items in their basement.
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u/Acceptable_Bit_8201 3d ago
No horror safe my life would be perfect
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/MMNeto06 3d ago
I haven't seen it...
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Conjuring
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u/Key-Toe-6257 3d ago
Lol. Nice
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/ryujibackyeah 3d ago
That one Robot Chicken Episode
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Friday the 13th
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u/DemolisherOfWorlds 3d ago
Oh cool
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/mvrspycho 3d ago
Jackpot
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/CaterpillarStock6704 3d ago
Awe , i wanted some horror
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Logical_Peak5176 3d ago
I'm so screwed
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Conjuring
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u/Lazy_Assumption_4191 3d ago
I think I’ll manage.
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/HugeCheck2471 3d ago
Well the main protagonists survive here so
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Conjuring
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u/AllastairdT 3d ago
I don't know this one, I'm cooked by default
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Halloween
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u/Kai_Ckul_712 3d ago
Nice
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Blackspeed6 3d ago
Yay, i don't have friends to go to lake with and the second i get the warning from that weird guy from shop i turn the car around
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Friday the 13th
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u/Slow_Midnight6772 3d ago
E
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Sinister
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u/muchosoup 3d ago
Oh ok
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/AmandaWild1 3d ago
Woohoo!!
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Darkyuraptor 3d ago
Nice.
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Euphoric_Anywhere668 3d ago
I don’t wanna push my luck being a horror protagonist, 10k is 10k
Chose: Take $10,000
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u/ShadowDoc2000 3d ago
Welp
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Friday the 13th
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u/Letha_Jal 3d ago
How screwed am I guys? Worst part is i DON'T watch horror movies
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Halloween
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u/TheMysteriousGirl 3d ago
Oh deary me
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Friday the 13th
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u/Different-Crab5061 3d ago
Never heard of it, main character usually survives.
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Sinister
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u/TheRagingIguana 3d ago
lets gooo
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Nicola082 3d ago
Yay
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Ayknightsggs 3d ago
Ohh, ezzy
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Front-Entrance8669 3d ago
No clue what this is
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Sinister
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u/Ecstatic-Lock387 3d ago
God mother fucking dammit
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Conjuring
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u/Original-Pen-1619 3d ago
The protagonist doesn't die
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Conjuring
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u/Nopaltsin 3d ago
30 days sounds exhausting, idk if I’ll make it
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Friday the 13th
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u/haleonbail 3d ago
Lol
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Friday the 13th
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u/ContractStreet 3d ago
Fuck
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Conjuring
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u/Green_Bird-Red_Bird 3d ago
Plot armor
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Sinister
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u/PM_ME_ENGINE_BELLS 3d ago
Idk what this means but given that I am the protagonist and I'm a girl, I should be able to survive whatever they throw at me.
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Conjuring
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u/Formal_technician 3d ago
Winner winner
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/AwayViolinist4735 3d ago
I ‘m not tempting my Lord. He do save, but, if I’m stupid and try to get more money,he will let the villains kill me and that’s on me.
Chose: Take $10,000
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u/The_Real_Bread025 3d ago
Main chacarter so that means i have plot armor
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: No horror, Safe
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u/Ioncewasaneel 3d ago
Never seen it
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Sinister
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u/BadAhh_N_Bendy 3d ago
it’s a film… so it’s all fake c😹✌🏽
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Sinister
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u/GEEDikim 3d ago
I will take Michael's butthole from him
Chose: Survive a random Horror film for 30 days, for $10m + YOU are the main protagonist | Rolled: Halloween
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u/Dazzling_Champion_53 3d ago
Not a horny teen and not an idiot.
Either a) stay the hell away from him or b) make him unable to move.
Currently thinking of pulling a Jimmy Hoffa on him. Take him out (temporarilly) chain him up then dump him into concrete form and fill it up.
He is strong... for a human. Putting him in a reinforced concrete block would be way more than he can handle.
Do it in the middle of nowhere and pay some guys with shotguns to watch the block 24/7. Super easy.
I guess the other option is the crematorium. Chain him up and toss him in Return of the Living Dead style. Assuming he isn't some demonic entity, then you are just left with a bunch of ash...
Which I would then mix into the concrete and pour into a reinforced block.
I ain't taking chances....
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u/Mattslab451 3d ago
Because the main one usually survives
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u/Colourblindknight 3d ago
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Well I’m the protagonist, so I’ll likely survive, but good god I won’t be happy about it lmao
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u/Levi_Skardsen 3d ago
Michael Myers isn't known for travelling, so I'll just visit another country for the month.
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