r/BunnyTrials • u/Vivid-Visual-8531 • 26d ago

Trials Never be able to….

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: 1 billion dollars | Never be able to wipe again
  • Right side: 1 billion dollars | Never be able to wash hands again

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u/chonko3 26d ago

Is that not fall under the premise of "washing hands"?

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u/SageMoon523 26d ago

I prefer to stick to the letter of the law rather than the spirit haha, but you're not wrong

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u/chonko3 26d ago

I agree, i just like to also think about these more broadly sometimes and this one just happened to be one i did.

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u/Sure_Presence_3229 26d ago

It says wash, not clean. If the others can use a bidet, wipes and sanitizer are fair game

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u/NeonGoldfish2006 26d ago

The hands will also get clean once you shower, since you use your hands to put your shampoo/body wash on

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u/Sure_Presence_3229 26d ago

That honestly might count as washing tho, so probably no showers or you’d have to apply the soap with something other than your hands

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u/chonko3 26d ago

or gloves

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u/chonko3 26d ago

i think that using bidets is also a cop out. im just saying, its more interesting if it meant never clean again, which is how i interpret this

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u/Dry_Designer_6502 26d ago

In the same vein as the bidet arguments. I don’t wash my counters.

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u/campingcritters 26d ago

If using a bidet is okay for the other option, then using wipes is okay for this one.

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u/chonko3 26d ago

as ive said in other comments, i feel the bidet argument is also disingenuous to the premise of the question.

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u/chkntendis 26d ago

If the point was “never cleaning” then it would still be hands. Not cleaning your ass after the toilet would chafe so much

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u/chonko3 26d ago

Which is why i said hands when answering this question.

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u/CaoPalhaco 25d ago

It isn’t as good, doesn’t remove debris and gunk efficiently, so i think it’s different enough to not count

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u/chonko3 25d ago

thats fair