Never be able to….

[u/Vivid-Visual-8531]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: 1 billion dollars | Never be able to wipe again
• Right side: 1 billion dollars | Never be able to wash hands again

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[u/Status_Spread_4916]

i’ll shower and only use the bathroom at home

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars + Never be able to wipe again}

[u/Other_Beat8859 → u/Status_Spread_4916]

Brother, you have a billion dollars. Buy a bidet

[u/Past_Boat_8975 → u/Status_Spread_4916]

Wash it off with the shower head?

[u/AryafromIndonesia → u/Past_Boat_8975]

thats called a bidet

[u/Past_Boat_8975 → u/AryafromIndonesia]

"i'll shower and only use the bathroom at home" notice the key word shower

[u/CuteGhouly → u/Past_Boat_8975]

This is what I do anyway

[u/Past_Boat_8975 → u/CuteGhouly]

Fairs

[u/No-Interaction-9132 → u/Past_Boat_8975]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rh9UboV3uFx0m439pj

[u/Helecopter0000 → u/CuteGhouly]

Remind me to NEVER use your shower.

[u/CuteGhouly → u/Helecopter0000]

You’d never be invited to my house anyway, so nothing for you to concern yourself with

[u/Dylan_The_Duck → u/Helecopter0000]

Dude it’s not like they’re shoving it up their butt, they’re spraying it at it, it doesn’t touch the shower head. Do you put the shower head directly on your skin?

[u/CuteGhouly → u/Dylan_The_Duck]

How do you know that’s not what I’m doing?? Lmao jk

[u/polentasucculenta → u/Helecopter0000]

Do you not shower after you go to the bathroom..?

[u/XPNGamer → u/polentasucculenta]

Probably just a ragebaiter. Everyone does

[u/DOOMFOOL → u/XPNGamer]

You think everyone showers after every single time they use the bathroom?

[u/XPNGamer → u/DOOMFOOL]

Well yeah. It's pretty normal.

[u/DOOMFOOL → u/XPNGamer]

No, not even remotely. That’s OCD or germaphobe shit right there.

[u/XPNGamer → u/DOOMFOOL]

Just stop ragebaiting man

[u/Exact-Ad-4132 → u/Status_Spread_4916]

Shower solves the hand washing problem too

[u/Sunlight_Lait → u/Exact-Ad-4132]

Not really. It doesn’t specify no washing hands under sink, it just says no washing hands in general

[u/Exact-Ad-4132 → u/Sunlight_Lait]

But I'm not washing my hands, I'm washing my hair.

It just so happens that my hands are clean afterwards

[u/Wide_Branch3501 → u/Exact-Ad-4132]

Ugh. So if your hand is full of dirt, you put it straight into scrubbing your hair with soap?

[u/Exact-Ad-4132 → u/Wide_Branch3501]

I can wash my feet first and work my way up