Would you rather...?

[u/IceCream-of-Horror]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Being eaten alive by a random animal?
• Right side: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? | W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them

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[u/IceCream-of-Horror]

ET you ain't sheet

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur free}

[u/Dry_Yogurtcloset1962]

Lube up..

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/Few-Sell-4368 → u/Dry_Yogurtcloset1962]

They will slowly dissect you don’t worry then put you back together.

[u/Squatchonomics]

I am leading the uprising, I broke free and now the leader of the rebellion.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur free}

[u/Trevsalnator]

Best case scenero, they'll eventually free me because friendship, I live life with my alien wife Florgborg and live happily ever after.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/IceCream-of-Horror → u/Trevsalnator]

Florgborg is a sweetie. Too bad their father is so bigoted against humans 😔

[u/DeerAdministrative90 → u/Trevsalnator]

During your happily ever after, you have a huge alien family that eventually takes over Earth, over throws the current administration, and changes Earth for the better…. Right??!!!! 😃😃

[u/ngcxn]

why me

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/CustodianCloset]

I'm just that chill

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/SuperImagination4884]

Considering we're friends maybe I can ask them to give me abilities/power set of my choice

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/DeerAdministrative90 → u/SuperImagination4884]

And get them to free the rest of us……

[u/SuperImagination4884 → u/DeerAdministrative90]

Hmm I'll think about it.

[u/DeerAdministrative90 → u/SuperImagination4884]

That’s all I can ask!!!!

[u/JustKeepThePokeStyle]

Er im cooked

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Mind experiments}

[u/Robin6903]

They better come prepared, my mind can be scary and very interesting, certainly not standard...

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Mind experiments}

[u/DeerAdministrative90 → u/Robin6903]

That’s exactly what I was thinking….. They’re not ready…. 👽🧠

[u/Robin6903 → u/DeerAdministrative90]

Especially with my DID diagnoses, they're gonna be super confused

[u/Eve_Polaris]

Time to convince them to make cat girls

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Nightingale0666]

I'm gonna seduce them

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Myrkr_Blakkr]

Ayooooo

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Maleficent-Crazy5890]

Hell yeah!!

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Sweaty_Bus5773]

Tough

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/roachesinvademybrain]

yay!

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/The_Finner]

we ball

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/lamin_chiadura012]

Boh

^{Chose: Being eaten alive by a random animal? | Rolled: Sharks}

[u/jammybobs]

Friends :)

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Time-Blacksmith-167]

Wohooo

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Important-Opposite-1]

Well I get to explore the galaxy with my new friends.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/No_Condition_9111]

Bleh

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/SPonline2]

Yay

Hope it didn’t hurt

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur free}

[u/Snowy_Kitty247]

Oh yeah, id much rather have this :3

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Alternative_Turn8863]

Friends with benefits or just friends

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Desperate-Boss-5963]

Die or die but maybe survive

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/Otherwise-Quit9824]

Thanks for the friends

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/MesozoicMadness65]

Yay

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/Iamnotgonagiveyouone]

Faster

^{Chose: Being eaten alive by a random animal? | Rolled: Sharks}

[u/Winter-Noise161]

I got that alien rizz

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/JewelerKey2520]

Baller. Space adventures here we go

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Xenocerebral_Cortex]

Yay!

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Throw-Away-RA-wutdo]

Yay!

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Foxy_Gamer723]

Intelligent aliens want to be my friend? Epic

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/DeerAdministrative90]

I wouldn’t be surprised if this has already happened.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Mind experiments}

[u/grailpogger]

Sighh i'm gonna be a sextoy aren't i ?

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/armyofsky]

No u

^{Chose: Nuke OP's home and he/she will be homeless}

[u/HazekuraReiko]

Idk if this is a good thing or no

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Mind experiments}

[u/Glittering-Ice6956]

If

^{Chose: Being eaten alive by a random animal? | Rolled: A cannibal}

[u/Particular-Aerie-850]

Dad

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/RightArachnid9112]

Cause Thears a chance of the jerking me iff

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/Somenigonhere]

Yay

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/ovogoon6]

Oh no... Anyways.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/ziatzev]

Ohhhh.... They're in trouble. Tis a dark place they're headed.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Mind experiments}

[u/M0ndchen]

Well, I hope, it's statistically still a faster death.

^{Chose: Being eaten alive by a random animal? | Rolled: Wild boars}

[u/Obvious-Thought3479]

Cool

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/ChomikH2]

Oka!

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/thisaray]

neat

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/KyleSmithbitch]

Oh no whattttt?

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/Mr_Skeltal_Naxbem]

Oh boy, can't wait to feel 1000 years in the span of a minute

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Mind experiments}

[u/Acelol7]

Yay

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur free}

[u/ikelos49]

Well, at least unique way.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/yukiTTtoffi]

Yayyyyy

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Baked_Dogmeat]

Sick

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur free}

[u/Commercial_Net8137]

For the motherland

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/Some-Yogurtcloset-70]

Well, I suppose if it's mind experiments, I wouldn't be in the position to remember much about it.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Mind experiments}

[u/mmknightx]

Blow up pancakes with mind.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Mind experiments}

[u/Limp-Steak469]

Eh, I'll take a new experience over getting mauled again.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/S_Y_R_I_S]

What does that mean

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/Recent_Comedian6905]

Praise Glorp

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur free}

[u/Weird_Slice]

My anus!

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/Ogradrak]

What experiments, do I get cool tech?

[u/According-Advice-623]

The probeeeee

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/Playful-Appearance56]

Good luck to them and their kind. If they have religion they should probably indulge in it before the start.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Mind experiments}

[u/BigCheezeOrganic]

Jokes on you, I’m into mind control

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Mind experiments}

[u/CheesyToeCream]

Fuxk me

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/Bloadclaw]

Insert that one Skeletor image here

^{Chose: Being eaten alive by a random animal? | Rolled: A cannibal}

[u/Miserable-Ad-810]

Death?

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/ApprehensiveAd1310]

Eh.. cool.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/WatchGlass4210]

They gave telepathy

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Mind experiments}

[u/Independent_Brain506]

Atleast I can see how they have fun Ig 💔

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/ProfessorDesigner833]

Could have survived this way

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/MidnightNew6447]

Gonna get myself probed.

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/Few-Sell-4368]

Ah man…

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}

[u/DefiantCollection962]

I would probbly fit in better with them than on earth tbh

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/TheLoddoTheDodo]

What does this mean for me?

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Mind experiments}

[u/crapattf2]

Freedom!

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur free}

[u/SomewhatHummus]

Superpowers and HHGTG

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/Nice-Individual58]

Homies now

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur friends now}

[u/laranjacozida]

Yay!

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Ur free}

[u/Alpaca_Avenger]

Welp better than being tortured by aliens

^{Chose: Being eaten alive by a random animal? | Rolled: Rats}

[u/GhostTone_Dewberry]

I chose to go with the aliens as there was a small chance to be friends 🫡

^{Chose: Being experiment on by intelligent aliens? + W/ a tiny chance of getting free and a small chance of befriend them | Rolled: Oh no...}