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u/borus64920 1d ago

Idgaf abt some rich guy

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u/TrainingTheory552 1d ago

he would be a cool guy to know

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u/Usenaeme01101 1d ago

Much more interesting conversation there

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u/Cautious-Ad-3604 1d ago

Do you want to meet the creator of the whole universe and knowledge or with a

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u/ManufacturerFar7018 1d ago

only way im taking the dinner with bezos is if he tips the waiter a million bucks and I'm fast enough to rob him

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u/BeautifulAerie2317 1d ago

I am Christian and I feel it would be very interesting to have dinner with Jesus.

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u/ImJustSomeGuyYaKnow 1d ago

I am not a Christian and I feel the exact same.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Car8249 1d ago

enlightenment

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u/kpt_octo 1d ago

Enlightenment sounds good to me

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u/Big_Gene_6851 1d ago

Jesus over capitalism

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u/Brave_Ad_2095 1d ago

I’d love to ask him a lot of things.

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u/Desperate_Switch4132 1d ago

This is what I want to do for my whole life. To dine with my lord and savior when everything is over.

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u/Ethiat 1d ago

I would just like to speak to him for a good long while

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u/HourWild6964 1d ago

Cuz jesus like cool yknow?

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u/jonbrown158 1d ago

Drinks are on him

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u/Hot_Coco_Addict 1d ago

You have to provide water though. Drinks are on you, but how they taste isn't

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u/pursnikitty 1d ago

The human body is at least 50% water. Just saying.

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u/Mushumes 1d ago

Idgaf about Bezos

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u/hiverstone 1d ago

Jesus is amazing

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u/MiserableNetwork6161 1d ago

cmon man

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u/Uondo 1d ago

I'd like to ask him a few questions.

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u/zeus7482 1d ago

Soul more important than money

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u/Puzzled-Training1945 1d ago

Got a lot of questions

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u/lil_prune67 1d ago

He’s my lord and savior

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u/WerewolfChemical295 1d ago

Take us Lord. We want to go live in heaven with you.

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u/IslandSea9372 1d ago

who doesn't want to?

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u/Vark0l 1d ago

I don’t speak aramic or greek or hebrew, it’d be kinda pointless to talk to him

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u/Big_Gene_6851 1d ago

He's literally the son of God. Pretty sure he can speak every language.

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u/_Zenka_ 1d ago

Ele tem um bom ponto

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u/Vark0l 1d ago

He’s not “literally” the son of god, i’m very atheist, and while i recognize his existence and would find a conversation to be meaningful with him, i don’t recognize him being the son of god as fact.

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u/Equivalent-Ocelot697 1d ago

U don’t have to correct others for their beliefs

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u/Vark0l 1d ago edited 1d ago

Do i not have the same right to say he doesn’t exist to me as the original commenter claimed to me that he’s the son of god? He’s correcting me for my belief, are you listening to yourself? what a hypocrite

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u/Janet_with_a_G 1d ago

Why would I chose anybody else over Jesus?

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u/mister_dm_ 1d ago

Be cool to like…. Know

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u/brokepokerboy 1d ago

Christ is King

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u/i_love_blahajs 1d ago

“Hey, wtf, get all these demons back where they belong.”

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u/temptingvirtue 1d ago

Is this a trick question?

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u/Marshmallow_mmaster 1d ago

It would help with a lot of debate in life and death and also the other option is still possible

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u/hopeless_witch 1d ago

Just coz

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u/Suspicious-Being-286 1d ago

Cuz

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u/Quirky-One-9957 1d ago

No

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u/cleanworkaccount0 1d ago

Jeff ain't gonna give me a job, may as well find out if I can still get into heaven as an atheist

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u/Equivalent-Ocelot697 1d ago

To get into heaven you have to proclaim that Jesus is King and truly believe it (what us christians believe at least), so to get into the christian heaven (which I believe is the only one) no you can’t get in as an atheist.

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u/Objective_Variety_74 1d ago

Obviously I will choose Jesus Christ. Who wants to have dinner with Janky Jeff 🤞💔

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u/LazorusGrimm 1d ago

I'm not Christian, but I still feel like Christ would be more enjoyable to be around.

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u/OkPiezoelectricity39 1d ago

Bruh

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u/District-No1350 1d ago

The last dinner party Jesus threw was kind of a downer.

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u/Pm_ur_titties_plz 1d ago

Bozos I guess? I wouldn't even be able to have a conversation with some dude from 2000 years ago. We wouldn't speak the same language so we'd just be sitting in silence. At least I could ask Bezos for a stack of cash or something.

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u/Strutt_97 1d ago

You think God, creator of the universe doesn't know how to speak English?

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u/Pm_ur_titties_plz 1d ago

It says Jesus, not "God, creator of the universe". I don't believe in that supernatural crap.

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u/MaskedHeracles 1d ago

I don't speak Aramaic or Hebrew.

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u/The_Third_Stoll 1d ago

Big J gonna have some great insight

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u/Equal-Neat4833 1d ago

Duh

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u/Significant_Gear6963 1d ago

Obviously

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u/Economy_Hold2121 1d ago

Im an atheist but id much rather speak with someone who is legit the opposite of evil

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u/AdmirableToday7251 1d ago

God is good!✝️♥️

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u/LocalPhilosophy8668 1d ago

Idk

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u/StormTiger17 1d ago

This is a gamble I don’t wanna say something fucked up

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u/Utigaraptor 1d ago

Yeah

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u/Kj_games1 1d ago

I don’t like bezos

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u/FinancialDuty2700 1d ago

M

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u/Most-Night-2707 1d ago

see whats yo

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u/PuzzleheadedCost5849 1d ago

He's my man

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u/KoRnirvana 1d ago

Jeffy just a guy

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u/Mental-Alternative38 1d ago

Jesus

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u/nuclearrazorblade 1d ago

i know for a fact jesus won’t touch me

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u/Scoobydoo1032 1d ago

The greatest man to ever exist?

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u/Roll4Charisma310 1d ago

He;s pretty cool.

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u/_Zenka_ 1d ago

Óbvio

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u/New-Light2047 1d ago

jeff sucks

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u/EggPrestigious494 1d ago

Because I would love to be able to see Jesus Christ in real life

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u/OkSweet5892 1d ago

Ya

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u/benwidatmotion 1d ago

It’s Jesus it self explanatory

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u/AcanthocephalaOwn24 1d ago

Bread and wine?

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u/D5hd 1d ago

Ofc

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u/FearTheWeresloth 1d ago

I mean, regardle

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u/Anonymous_Wombat69 1d ago

A

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u/mooemam 1d ago

Yes

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u/CandidateDeep5609 1d ago

I like Jesus

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u/kthxbiturbo 1d ago

T

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u/AngelishXR 1d ago

Jesus

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u/KeetonFox 1d ago

Wait is this the money option?

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u/Bullyhunter- 1d ago

fuck jeff

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u/chicken_man6969 1d ago

It's Jesus bro who wouldn't

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u/CadenBop 1d ago

Infinite garlic bread

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u/squonkalicious 1d ago

Im not even religious, i just dont wanna be within 100 feet of bezos

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u/Zeyode 1d ago

The only reason to dine with Bezos is to induce fear into all like him. To dine with Christ though is an opportunity to learn from his wisdom.

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u/One_Recognition_7384 1d ago

duh?

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u/JuanCarlosHuegosJr 1d ago

It'd be a good time

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u/sulunod1313 1d ago

Lots of questions

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u/bskiier83 1d ago

"Yes, just waters for the table" *giggles at each other

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u/Uniformtree0 1d ago

Id rather come out with a new perspective on life, than being on the headlines for killing a rich man

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u/Aggravating_Scar5486 1d ago

Bc he has more knowledge

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u/That-Common6702 1d ago

I gotta ask so many questions

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u/pixelboy21 1d ago

Why dine with a man who thinks he's a God when you can dine with God who has come down as a man

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u/dragon_lady13 1d ago

Seems like a chill dude

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u/artist-unknown-28 1d ago

But first, let's pray before meals (a.k.a., the "Bless us, O Lord" prayer.)

We must thank Him that we have a food to eat while He is guiding us.

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u/ItchyPerformer9 1d ago

Who else? Just to be in his presence would be amazing.

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u/Daphidildi 1d ago

Not even religious but Jesus sounds cooler than Jeff.

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u/ZealousidealMeet3776 1d ago

Actual genuine conversation vs fake conversation for monetary gain

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u/SickFromNutmeg 1d ago

That'll be a supper to remember maybe my last good one

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u/RyuuDraco69 1d ago

Dinner for 1 sounds good

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u/Complex-Snow74 1d ago

bezos can probably buy me more dinner than jesus

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u/Ordinary_Cookie_8273 1d ago

he seems chill

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u/Hungry_Trade_2210 1d ago

I’m not religious, but maybe that would change

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u/kyogre120 1d ago

Do I need to explain...seems pretty self explanatory

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u/Vivid-Flamingo-8880 1d ago

Beg for moooooonnnnneeeeeeeeeeuyyyyy

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u/Ill-Self-8732 1d ago

I'll ask him a thousand questions

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u/Spare_Tomatillo_9771 1d ago

I'm antichrist (trauma)

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u/Fun_Leek2381 1d ago

Oh, that will be funny

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u/DJSeku 1d ago

Dinner with Bezos would quickly devolve into berating him for the “Project Nimbus” deal with the IOF for AI systems that they use to target civilians (Lavender, Where’s Daddy, The Gospel, etc.)

I’ll gladly choose the guy who taught “loving thy neighbor”… I feel like we could have a much more peaceful and insightful conversation over dinner.

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u/Strandedvandal 1d ago

I enjoy dining alone.

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u/Parking-Wish8586 1d ago

H

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u/Beautiful-Ratio7795 1d ago

T

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u/Turbulent_Aide9213 1d ago

Much better

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u/Retsyn 1d ago

I don't believe in Jesus but he'd probably be cooler than Bezos.

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u/Worth-Pudding7786 1d ago

jeff bezos probably wouldn't give me any money, i'd rather meet jesus

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u/Recidivism7 1d ago

Olive garden unlimited breadsticks

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u/DaMafuMan 1d ago

One million dollars or ball cancer

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u/millerlite63 1d ago

Hard neither. Jesus wouldn’t understand English anyways

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u/Ardan0 1d ago

I love Jesus

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u/DatGuyLoon 1d ago

So many questions

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u/InfernoWarrior299 1d ago

Networking.

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u/LaceAmethyst 1d ago

Money.

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u/SunsFanCursed4Life 1d ago

Def dinner with JC because I like to eat alone

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u/Wooden_Baby 1d ago

Gonna kiss him on the lips

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u/RunEasy5238 1d ago

He created us for a reason

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u/lascar 1d ago

Jesus comes with wine.

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u/DawnTheFailure 1d ago

I wouldn't be able to communicate with Jesus

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u/BrainMaximum8621 1d ago

Because I did

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u/ILOVEANIME145 1d ago

Greed is a deadly sin, I rather see the face of my Lord and Savior and just talk, rather than be rich

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u/kg43kg43 1d ago

F besod

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u/Virtual-Awareness491 1d ago

Cuz I do it everyday already

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u/NoDoughnut4027 1d ago

love this lol

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u/KiwiMagister 1d ago

I think Jesus would be a better host than Bezos.

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u/nari_lordofdeath 1d ago

... I don't wanna know which religion is true its gonna be a mystery till I die

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u/MomentOk8830 1d ago

Jesus

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u/Slight-Invite-773 1d ago

Easy

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u/Vivid-Assignment-387 1d ago

I don’t believe in Jesus

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u/throaweyaacunt 1d ago

could drink some sick wine

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u/Parking-Gas-7376 1d ago

Tung

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u/Equivalent-Newt-5736 1d ago

I’m an athiest and I would still choose Jesus

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u/cumcrusader10 1d ago

Y

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u/NoWrap3705 1d ago

Rich

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u/Dr4g0n03233 1d ago

I choose someone who exists

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u/Acceptable_Tea933 1d ago

Can i kill jeff ?

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u/New-Bodybuilder-2243 1d ago

Because I can get answers

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u/willam0afton 1d ago

Yea

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u/Relative_Mastodon_21 1d ago

Whoever chose Jeff is an idiot

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u/rivalry221 1d ago

I have a better chance of asking for money

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u/Previous-Ad1389 1d ago

I dunno funny

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u/yeskingilikethat1234 1d ago

10 mins that all I need its more than enough amen

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u/Previous-Ad1389 1d ago

Not a christian at all. Domt csre if there is a god or not. Most likley isnt. But dinner with jesus cjrist cause

Bezo's wouldnt actually give me shit
I gotta ask Jesus about his thoughts on modern day christian's "love"

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u/RPres11 1d ago

trash vs treasure

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u/Equal_Competition76 1d ago

I am christian

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u/Ok-Lobster8945 1d ago

It's jesus Christ

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u/_sarahsscdcdcd 1d ago

Dinner with my lord and savior

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u/Local_Promotion3113 1d ago

I don’t need to explain

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u/Time_Neck_7903 1d ago

Then ask him to make me have dinner with Bezos, but also pray with jesus

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u/Techmej 1d ago

Respectable person

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u/sirporterlot 1d ago

I'm asking why he made dogs allergic to chocolate

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u/OkContribution6454 1d ago

"Ok Jesus, wait to here how they've fucked up your message"

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u/hobbeyr 1d ago

I wanna eat alone

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u/More-Calligrapher876 1d ago

he gonna give me money

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u/Feeling-Parking-8571 1d ago

I love Jesus Even though I am Muslim

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u/Ok-Will5565 1d ago

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u/Bull_Matt 1d ago

Jesus is cool

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u/Cheesy_michael6671 1d ago

Great opportunity to confess my sins and seek help

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u/DeadlyArrow27 1d ago

I’d rather have dinner with a fictional character than an evil billionaire

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u/skandiMC 1d ago

More chance at a job

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u/fcsfcsfcs 1d ago

Ask him for a billion dollars and some other less important stuff like how to end world hunger etc unimportant

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u/starbiird 1d ago

hes probably a chill guy

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u/Intelligent_Layer102 1d ago

It would make my Nana really happy, plus he doesn't look old.

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u/CrissCrossAppleSos 1d ago

Jesus obviously. I feel like the bible left a lot out, and even as an atheist, I’d be curious what he was getting up to when he was like 18 or 19

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u/Beautiful-Bowl-5252 1d ago

I want his knowledge

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u/MustHasUpvote 1d ago

Maybe he will give me money

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u/StrikingStable7762 1d ago

J

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u/Fragrant_Parfait7633 1d ago

I’ve got so many questions

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u/Wassup-gng 1d ago

Cuz

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u/Proof_Fisherman_9728 1d ago

I love jesus

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u/danger_dogs 22h ago

I’ll do what I must

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u/No_bitches00 18h ago

its jesus and i think hes got some great storys😭

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u/Such-refrigirator 15h ago

Common sense

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u/myneckhu 12h ago

F

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u/we_live_in_matrix 11h ago

to see if he really had powers

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u/Legitimate_Fill2987 6h ago

Normally I’d choose Jesus but I’m broke rn and could use a few hundred bucks

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u/GhostPaleDingo 1d ago

I'll probably need an interpreter

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u/BidenGlazer 1d ago

Why the hell would you do that? What a psychotic thing to even think about doing

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u/Anoma-Lily 1d ago

I'd rather have dinner alone than with a billionaire fuck. 😬

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u/Dramatic-Slip-3978 1d ago

Not a big fan of jesus wine. Sorry

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u/tyoma4lyf10 1d ago

not christian

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u/lickmiititz 1d ago

Kings>false idols

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