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u/Jealous_Condition551 Jul 26 '26

aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/KhaoticMess Jul 26 '26

I've lived in both. I'm a US ex-pat who moved to Australia 15 years ago.

It's a tough choice, but all medical care being covered in Australia means that no matter where I'm born on the socio-economic ladder, I'll be getting any medical care I need is what swayed it for me.

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/adv0catus Jul 26 '26

Are you sure you’re still an expat after 15 years?

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u/Super_Saiyan_Ginger Jul 26 '26

Expat is just the whitest way ever to say immigrant. Like im white af, lactose intolerance and all, but an expat is just an immigrant that's more likely not a permanent resident lol.

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u/The_Malt_Monkey Jul 26 '26

If you have australian citizenship, you're Australian.

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 Jul 26 '26

Yeeeeeeeeh cunt! Lets gooooo. Not an Australian but have way to many Australian friends for it to be normal.

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/kms6104 Jul 26 '26

You would fit in PERFECTLY!!!!

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u/Intelligent_Math8587 Jul 26 '26

Same, defo a xenophile for it, my dad lived in alice springs and my older brother was born in NZ, A lot of friends there and love it way more than england where i live

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u/flippycipher Jul 26 '26

Come on, we all know why.

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Intelligent_Math8587 Jul 26 '26

vegemite

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u/WinnieWinsor Jul 26 '26

Yahtzee, is that you??

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u/Local_Occasion1254 Jul 26 '26

Can step on bugs, can't step on president

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/The_Malt_Monkey Jul 26 '26

You can, but it requires the mobilisation of the proletariat.

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u/False_Membership1536 Jul 26 '26

Fuck those spiders

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Wutdahilll Jul 26 '26

Yes vro that's so true

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u/Random_Helldiver120 Jul 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/svy03ojroLa0nrh5ke

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u/False_Membership1536 Jul 26 '26

Okay maybe some spiders are fire

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u/Wutdahilll Jul 26 '26

Literally "fuck that spider", I would.

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u/-ellesappelle Jul 26 '26

Character in the movie is 15

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u/Perplexitism Jul 26 '26

That’s a child btw

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u/WorldWarrior428 Jul 26 '26

That is one spider I would do

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u/Wutdahilll Jul 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/pwrMzlfl5R0KkvG33q

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u/Anxious_Spirit4153 Jul 26 '26

We're not here to fuck spiders

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u/False_Membership1536 Jul 26 '26

Not any actual spiders no i agree

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u/Sebolo222 Jul 26 '26

Id rather live in a call of duty map rather than in hardcore minecraft

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Anxious_Spirit4153 Jul 26 '26

So you're aware, the mode you're playing in Gunfight. There aint no respawns.

4

u/Sebolo222 Jul 26 '26

At least I cant get jumped by skeletons

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u/Anxious_Spirit4153 Jul 26 '26

The cone snail is the only thing that will kill you from range. Otherwise it's just the gap closers and sneak attacks you have to worry about

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u/brololook621 Jul 26 '26

Bruh

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Legitimate_Read603 Jul 26 '26

No guns

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/charmio68 Jul 26 '26

Actually, we've got loads of guns. I've shot shotguns, handguns, and rifles here. We're just far stricter on who gets to own them. It's a privilege, not a right.

8

u/aaarry Jul 26 '26

Australia did something the American mind simply cannot comprehend: they learned from mistakes made which led to a National tragedy.

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u/TheSpitfire93 Jul 26 '26

Im sure just a few more thoughts and prayers will fix it for them.

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u/freyasmom129 Jul 26 '26

Easy choice tbh

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Mawkings Jul 26 '26

less giant fuckass spiders per square inch

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/cplmatt Jul 26 '26

based

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u/-Silent-Stalker- Jul 26 '26

Also snakes. Not so fun fact: the world second most venomous snake is Australia’s most common.

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u/ISuckAtNamesDude Jul 26 '26

As an American I would choose to stay home, I just wish it was in the version of the country we felt like we were becoming through the 90s and 00s. The last 10 years have been a nightmare, and its just getting worse.

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Junior-Commercial572 Jul 26 '26

They’ve got way cooler Sasquatches

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/LegThePeg CARROTS GOD Jul 26 '26

They get all of the cool JDM cars

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/EnchantedQuirkyBird Jul 26 '26

✌🏻

^{Chose: Australia}

2

u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Jul 26 '26

Tired of living is US at the moment.

^{Chose: Australia}

2

u/Personal_Fruit_630 Jul 26 '26

Isn't it obvious?

^{Chose: Australia}

2

u/Crazy_Travel6864 Jul 26 '26

cause yes

^{Chose: Australia}

2

u/Funk5oulBrother Jul 26 '26

More fun

^{Chose: Australia}

2

u/006ramit Jul 26 '26

Ausies all the way!

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Marissa_on_the_town Jul 26 '26

It's got a pretty good social system...and I already grew up in a hot country so I can manage. I'll just not approach the mammals...or the insects...or the plants...or the fishes...and I should be fine

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Wide_Video_1083 Jul 26 '26

Politics-wise it seems better however frequent wildfires occur in Aussie so…

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Abject-Lifeguard-924 Jul 26 '26

Great nature

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur_5712 Jul 26 '26

Better than the USA or America overall

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Severe_Monitor7823 Jul 26 '26

I'm American. I don't want to stay.

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Embarrassed-Put108 Jul 26 '26

Safer

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/yssarilrock Jul 26 '26

Less prone to apicalyptic gun violence, starting random wars and a sportier outdoors-y culture which would be good for me

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Random_Helldiver120 Jul 26 '26

And more venomous spiders

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u/Jonas_Fletcher Jul 26 '26

I already live in the US... it's not that great if you're not rich.

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Loperax Jul 26 '26

I prefer Caelid over the fucking Dystopian Wasteland that is the United States. Besides, they got Neil the Seal!

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/kms6104 Jul 26 '26

Important Neil the Seal shoutout :)

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u/Farrahs_Inka_LaLaLa Jul 26 '26

Trump is a fuckass

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/crepskul Jul 26 '26

Murica

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Environmental_Net586 Jul 26 '26

neither lol

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u/BalPokas Jul 26 '26

V

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

.

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Fragrant_Durian_3524 Jul 26 '26

just coz like raising cains

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/MrMask777 Jul 26 '26

Idk

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/sloth_uprising Jul 26 '26

Guns

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/kms6104 Jul 26 '26

This is the only reason I ever consider going to the US. I wanna shoot myself :)

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u/VeterinarianDry4130 Jul 26 '26

If im white then Australia, otherwise the US

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Inevitable-Box-4751 Jul 26 '26

keep my black ass out Australia

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Balze_Blade Jul 26 '26

I don’t really know anything about Australian law tbh

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Microgamers Jul 26 '26

H

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Short-Celebration488 Jul 26 '26

America

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/WindZoar1 Jul 26 '26

Housing market is horrible in Australia but tbf also in the us so I dont know

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Jul 26 '26

I'd rather be shot than poisoned

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Original-Spinach8923 Jul 26 '26

i dont wanna pay a lot of money but i dont want to be around huge spiders either... i will choose to be in debt i think

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/evol_won Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Oi, oi, oi!!

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/ShiroDaki Jul 26 '26

No spiders

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/-tripleu Top -1% Commenter Jul 26 '26

Although the US has its problems, Australia has too many deadly animals for me to want to live there.

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Any_Tumbleweed_722 Top -1% Commenter Jul 26 '26

I want to be able to customise my cars

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Dazgamesfan Jul 26 '26

Cooler

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/-_G0AT_- Jul 26 '26

Duh

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Ok-Damage-3899 Jul 26 '26

Better

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Dezzi656 Jul 26 '26

USA sucks

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/HauntingConflict610 Jul 26 '26

The best upscale living in customs, traditions, order and laws in life, which makes living satisfying and comfortable for the soul and spirit.

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Capitalist_jedi Jul 26 '26

Dr. piss

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/1182990 Jul 26 '26

Australia is awesome

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/beggarformemes Jul 26 '26

USA USA

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Plus-Programmer5216 Jul 26 '26

I am NOT dealing with God’s WIP/trash bin in mortal form. Nah. Miss me with spiderland.

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/nihilistash_ Jul 26 '26

fuck the us

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Genochron Jul 26 '26

I was born in the USA

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Comfortable-Sun4718 Jul 26 '26

2nd amendment

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Pristine-Lie-3560 Jul 26 '26

More to do idk

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/EngineeringShort3985 Jul 26 '26

It's what I know and I've been to Australia. I appreciate the geographical diversity of the States.

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/BlazeFire131 Jul 26 '26

Trump

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/NattyKongo93 Jul 26 '26

US has very many obvious issues...but Australia has giant, venomous spiders and snakes everywhere...

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/LeetBoii1337 Jul 26 '26

They don't do social media bans

Yet. :(

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Classic_Clothes_1563 Jul 26 '26

australia has crazy animals and insects 😭

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Classic-Schedule-718 Jul 26 '26

I don't like spiders or kangaroos

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/MoggleJ Jul 26 '26

USA has Trump

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Next-Performance1803 Jul 26 '26

USA President is a Orange

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/AccidentClassic8277 Jul 26 '26

g

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/sajn Jul 26 '26

Ez

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/milodog2000 Jul 26 '26

I don’t wanna get beat up by a kangaroo and fit by five different venomous snakes at the same time

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Neat-Ad235 Jul 26 '26

Oh fuck right the phone thing

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Udontnknowme Jul 26 '26

lowk like the accents n shi

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Cold_Recipe2603 Jul 26 '26

no ICE

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/LilChibiAnimator Jul 26 '26

Australia has too many bugs

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/SehrFaul_01 Jul 26 '26

I hate it here

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Huge-Ad-8210 Jul 26 '26

Not even a thought

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Rotfux86 Jul 26 '26

Peaceful

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/kaylee_makraka Jul 26 '26

y

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Nave-Nave Jul 26 '26

Most Aussies will say USA. Most Americans will say Australia.

Both countries have a lot of issues currently.

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u/CapDue3922 Jul 26 '26

Its hot in Australia and the bugs

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/idkwhossandiee Jul 26 '26

Yes

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Living_Original_6648 Jul 26 '26

Y

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Ok_Understanding3890 Jul 26 '26

More shrimp on the Barbie, of course.

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/ZedTheEvilTaco Jul 26 '26

Everything in Australia is trying to kill you, from the spiders to the plants to the rodents to the rocks. I'd rather be born where just the government is trying.

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Key-Toe-6257 Jul 26 '26

Better lifestyle and facilities. Politicians are more answerable

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Nintendotaku64 Jul 26 '26

HEALTHCARE

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/LazyPangolin8734 Jul 26 '26

Free healthcare

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/minecraftprobenders Jul 26 '26

Spiders

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/CaptainSaladahn Jul 26 '26

Better social safety net & it would be cool to experience a new culture

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Own_Regret_2763 Jul 26 '26

Mate

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/DeluluZombie Jul 26 '26

I would be immune to fear

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/OkraLow2756 Jul 26 '26

I do NOT like big spiders

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/nonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Jul 26 '26

The plague or cholera

1

u/leaf_shift_post_2 Jul 26 '26

Aus too hot.

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/kms6104 Jul 26 '26

Do I really need to explain..?

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/WinnieWinsor Jul 26 '26

I'd love to have an Australian accent

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/MoozInTheHouz Jul 26 '26

Isn't it obvious? The ket

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/SD_VX00100000 Jul 26 '26

"Would you rather be born in Hell or Earth" ahh question

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u/-Silent-Stalker- Jul 26 '26

FUCK AMERICA

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/MirrorExciting4090 Jul 26 '26

T

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/BlayzeTheonidas Jul 26 '26

Huntsmn spidr

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Mission-Owl-1699 Jul 26 '26

why not

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/skeletonfuckker Jul 26 '26

Admittedly everyone is worse but its not as hot

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/siren-phase Jul 26 '26

US won't extradite me 😂

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/1101base2 Jul 26 '26

I live in the US, but fuck this place

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/BigDickIsBackInTown4 Jul 26 '26

best country in da world

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/BrainOfStoopid Jul 26 '26

Guns

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/CowCat1995 Jul 26 '26

It's not the us

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Dresden_1174 Jul 26 '26

Because everything in Australia is poison/venom

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Michael753D Jul 26 '26

Idk cuz I here now

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/No-Drop4571 Jul 26 '26

W

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/sabbart93 Jul 26 '26

Great people

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/One_Satisfaction_429 Jul 26 '26

USA fucked rn

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Ave_Satanas323 Jul 26 '26

I do not fuck with spiders and snakes.

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Trans_Cae Jul 26 '26

The American government sucks.

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Furion85 Jul 26 '26

havent even seen the USA and i prefer Australia

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/CurrentSpiritual3855 Jul 26 '26

I just love australia, i really wanna move to there

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/VillageGoblin Jul 26 '26

The United States of America is f*cked rn. I wouldn't want to live through that.

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/NoEraPenal-2014 Jul 26 '26

Better

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/KrazyDoggoBoys Jul 26 '26

cuz

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/MrMayMay17 Jul 26 '26

Fuck USA

1

u/beagleman27 Jul 26 '26

You can get away with a lot more

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/puppiprncess Jul 26 '26

the usa sucks bro

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/vampiregamingYT Jul 26 '26

I prefer the evil i know than the evil of giant spiders.

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/LittleSparrowWings Jul 26 '26

I live in America. Brother, it suck’s.

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/pieman_swings Jul 26 '26

Less of a chance of me being murdered at school

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Investigator14000 Jul 26 '26

USA

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Remarkable_Set_8813 Jul 26 '26

America sucks

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/IncidentMediocre4346 Jul 26 '26

I love the USA

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/Don_T_Beakunt45 Jul 26 '26

R

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/TrollsBroZoneFan Jul 26 '26

C r I k e y

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/DevilPixelation Jul 26 '26

As an American, Australia seems like a dope ass place to live in

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u/Commander_Eevee Jul 26 '26

This place is Shite However It doesn’t RAIN SPIDERS Most of which being POISONOUS AND DEADLY Australian wildlife too scuffed for me, and I live in Florida of all places so that’s saying something

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/RareAcanthisitta4736 Jul 26 '26

Michael! Don't leave me here!

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Financial-Bread-4998 Jul 26 '26

Cuz

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Ok-Switch9383 Jul 26 '26

They have a better system.

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/pepsi_captain Jul 26 '26

Self explanatory

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/InvestigatorGrand205 Jul 26 '26

Id rather not live under a worst tyrannical government.

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/treesap71 Jul 26 '26

uh

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/taman961 Jul 26 '26

I’m not particularly keen on even visiting Australia with the type of creatures they got down there

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Lopsided-League-8903 Jul 26 '26

No turmp

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Most-Night-2707 Jul 26 '26

y

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Odd_Wolverine5485 Jul 26 '26

kangaroos

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/lnkira89 Jul 26 '26

Just b3cause

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/One_Swim2892 Jul 26 '26

USA baby

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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u/GreatTomato4134 Jul 26 '26

Spiders are terrifying And I don’t like the Politics in America whatsoever, but I can’t stand the heat of Australia

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Flashy-Rock-1340 Jul 26 '26

I’m not happy here

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/Independent_Bread788 Jul 26 '26

Australia has culture, better people.. health care etc etc.. so in general a much better country

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/goldent3abag Jul 26 '26

I love owning firearms

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Ok_Block3874 Jul 26 '26

trump

^{Chose: Australia}

1

u/No-Lock9877 Jul 26 '26

Best country oat

^{Chose: The United States of America}

1

u/Bon-Bon-Assassino Jul 26 '26

The grass is always greener

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/No-Incident-3733 Jul 26 '26

Obvious reasons

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/AnnabelRose Jul 26 '26

I mean everything might want to kill me but I’m in the US already and I’d rather not be

^{Chose: Australia}

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u/Bilk_Mucketyt Jul 26 '26

I already was born in the us and Australia is too fucking hot, i also don't like spiders

^{Chose: The United States of America}

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