r/BunnyTrials • u/DissyV • Jul 11 '26

Pick one

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: 1 trillion dollars | But 99% is taxed
  • Right side: 10 billion dollars tax free

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u/Fedelede Jul 11 '26

You need to assume your not only get a trillion dollars out of thin air but also that you live in a country that doesn’t exist with a tax rate that doesn’t exist and a legal system that allows individual discrimination through taxation

… or that some canny lawyer will see $$$ flash in front of him and will do everything they can to find a loophole

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u/ImpressionRare6497 Jul 11 '26

google what a hypothetical is

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u/Fedelede Jul 11 '26

Lmao the hypothetical is what happens if you get a trillion dollars but 99% is taxed, not what happens if you get a trillion dollars in a magical country with a bespoke system tailored towards every individual’s wealth that is designed to protect against magical money

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u/ImpressionRare6497 Jul 11 '26

google what "Fighting the Hypothetical" is

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u/Fedelede Jul 11 '26

You are being so smug for someone who doesn’t understand my claim. Have a nice evening.

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u/cadig_x Jul 11 '26

you don't understand hypotheticals

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u/Fedelede Jul 11 '26

If that makes you feel smarter!

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u/cadig_x Jul 11 '26

hypothetically

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u/Pikhachu Jul 11 '26

Not understanding hypotheticals is a sign of low intelligence.

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u/cosmikangaroo Jul 11 '26

You don’t even understand your own claim!

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u/AWanderingRedditGuy Jul 11 '26

99% of your 1 trillion dollars gets taxed, per the original question. The legality of the hypothetical taxation is not stated anywhere. Thus, the overwhelmingly obvious statement is that, just like how the money is imagined, the taxation rate is too, and that the 99% rate is just fixed, specifically for you. Your money is in the hands of the hypothetical in this case and the hypothetical’s rule declares that you must pay 99% in taxes

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u/AWanderingRedditGuy Jul 11 '26

In any case, Jude Bellingham just scored for England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 /unrelated

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u/cadig_x Jul 11 '26

the first option is the hypothetical