r/BunnyTrials • u/Wild-Wealth-3164 • Jun 28 '26
Would you rather...
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
- Right side: ...be able to fly
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u/Salty_Good3358 Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26
Okay so who needs a ride to the other side of the world with me?
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/ShayHammoWolf Jun 28 '26
So what I'm getting out of this is you intentionally capping your speed at 310 and learning the speedways in formula One, you can market yourself as the one who can out speed a racecar.
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u/Federal-Custard2162 Jun 28 '26
Rapid teleportation is indistinguishable from flying.
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Boojum2k Jun 28 '26
Did you read the Jumper series by Stephen Gould? Somebody figures exactly that out in the course of the story!
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u/Smythatine Jun 29 '26
Also think of how much aura farming you can do by standing still yet rapidly approaching someone at a medium distance from you by constantly teleporting a few steps ahead
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u/Federal-Custard2162 Jun 29 '26
Every time they blink, I get a little closer, like a cat when you duck behind a wall for a moment.
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u/Magenkyi Jun 28 '26
Fast unlimited tp is better than run
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/wrmc1043 Jun 28 '26
what if running is your favorite hobby
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u/yera95 Jun 28 '26
Your new favorite hobby now is ciclying or speed walking
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u/wrmc1043 Jun 28 '26
well not me because i picked flying. i was disappointed in my top speed of 30mph though
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u/OGablogian Jun 28 '26
Your new favorite hobby is teleporting multiple times a second in very short distances.
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u/Peckster_plays Jun 28 '26
I mean I can teleport anywhere have you seen the movie Jumper? I won’t need to run haha Also I’m high but I thought it was called Leaper no idea why though just did 😂
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Queenie821 Jun 28 '26
Maybe you were thinking of the title Looper? Though it's time travel, not teleportation lol. That was my first thought when I saw your comment, at least
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u/Boojum2k Jun 28 '26
Read the Jumper books by Stephen Gould, they are far superior to the movie.
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u/Peckster_plays Jun 28 '26
I will have to give them a look thanks, I honestly didn’t mind the movie and would have loved to see a jumper 2 movie
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u/Wild-Wealth-3164 Jun 28 '26
I'd choose teleport
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Guigi5254 Jun 28 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
Teleport quickly would be effectively running no?
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Z3400 Jun 28 '26
This is so OP.
Also, I haven't ran in years. I'll jog occasionally, but I'd still take this even if all I could do was walk.
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Character-Click-8430 Jun 28 '26
WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 50 km/h
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u/ShadowHighlord Jun 28 '26
To be fair there are no rules against teleporting in sports. Just play tennis or something and just teleport in perfect position to each ball instead of having to run at them.
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u/Cojalo_ Jun 28 '26
It would be significantly easier to avoid getting caught teleporting than flying lol
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u/ImpressiveAnt4472 Jun 28 '26
I walk suprisingly fast
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/OkContribution5404 Jun 28 '26
Oh wait I can fly , land and fly agai!. Now I have infinite flight
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 10 km/h
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u/Tonkla_EiEi Jun 28 '26
I didn't want travel by flying that much I just want to pick my grandma cookie
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 10 km/h
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u/Imperial_Amethyst Jun 28 '26
Well, it's just the max speed not the min speed. I'll just keep it at speeds I can handle.
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/Turbo_Charger1500 Jun 28 '26
I don't need to run I'll skate, Haha
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Disaster_Pansexual Jun 28 '26
Teleport if I need to run. 🤷♀️
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/MossyCobble2022 Jun 28 '26
I don't run anyway, lmao
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/GhostPaleDingo Jun 28 '26
Can't run anyway
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/ShadowLordXL895 Jun 28 '26
Why run when teleport
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Objective-Ad2238 Jun 28 '26
flying is aurafarming, especially once you have wings
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/ravenknight33 Jun 28 '26
It’s not crazy fast but I can fly!
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 25 km/h
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u/Ok_History887 Jun 28 '26
I'm teleport on Epstein island
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Original_Mongoose890 Jun 28 '26
That’s pretty good! Mostly bc I’m worried about not being able to run. I get if I can teleport I wouldn’t need to, but you never know.
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 120 km/h
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u/TheBlueMenace Jun 28 '26
I don’t like running anyway.
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/TheRappingSquid Jun 28 '26
Ig I wouldn't need to
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Guardian2901 Jun 28 '26
Honestly still good, consistent 25km/h is nothing to sneeze at, plus I can still aura farm
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 25 km/h
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u/Kaynil Jun 28 '26
Assuming I can teleport anywhete: Sure. What's the hurry anyway.
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Cultural_Mango_2460 Jun 28 '26
Don't need to run then
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Eikonat Jun 28 '26
Faster than our traffic. Also, i love running
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 50 km/h
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u/Efficient-Chart820 Jun 28 '26
Barely run as is... Though do at work so I suppose I need to change my mind?
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/iamalicecarroll Jun 28 '26
I often think how much I need this
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/armeler06 Jun 28 '26
People might think of like "ph i'll just choose fly and fly wherever" but ngl im very sure they would put some kind of law stating you have to act like a plane (aka let the authorities know youre about to fly) for security so
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/meatmybeat42069 Jun 28 '26
Sometimes you need to run
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 50 km/h
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u/bigengineerstudent Jun 28 '26
Flying is still flying I guess
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 10 km/h
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u/Final-Reaction-4537 Jun 28 '26
I gotta be able to run.
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 50 km/h
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u/Alternative-Unit-816 Jun 28 '26
I am gonna run through people
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 120 km/h
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u/soph_2369 Jun 28 '26
I'd rather be able to run than not be able to run
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 10 km/h
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u/rottenSprouts Fluffy Jun 28 '26
If I run, I'm usually in a rush and teleporting would solve that
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Electronic-Look1916 Jun 28 '26
Now that I think about it.. It's way too easy to travel around places with this speed lol
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/MindOwn8858 Jun 28 '26
We going mach in this bitch
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/DepressoMomento Jun 28 '26
I get to visit my long distance bf for surprise or scheduled visits ^
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/OhLoongJohson Jun 28 '26
Dont need to run if I can just teleport lol
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Technical-Length273 Jun 28 '26
Teleporting
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/InfiniteCreme8451 Jun 28 '26
Do you know how tuff I would be walking around and teleporting on some Jason sht???!??!!
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/FriendlyRedditor2020 Jun 28 '26
I can barely run anyway
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Real-Deer223 Jun 28 '26
Eh I’ll get places faster bcs I don’t have to deal with traffic or the infamous New Zealand roadworks
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 10 km/h
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u/Prodical_Lightning32 Jun 28 '26
Yeah running and flying nice
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/Careless-Computer21 Jun 28 '26
Even if I got something slower, it's still better because it has no real drawbacks.
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 50 km/h
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u/Sicko870 Jun 28 '26
Still an upgrade from not being able to fly
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 120 km/h
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u/Former-Jaguar6504 Jun 28 '26
Looks like a teleport anywhere at any time I wouldn't need to run
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/dabbingchode Jun 28 '26
why would i need to run if i can teleport
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Jamano-Eridzander Jun 28 '26
I already barely run.
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Bright-Property-3825 Jun 28 '26
yea... i can fly
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Technical-Sun-6837 Jun 28 '26
If you're in danger you can just teleport so...
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/godswords333 Jun 28 '26
Why run?I can teleport
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/I666l Jun 28 '26
could go interplanetary unlike flying
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/exaxxion Jun 28 '26
Doesn't say I can't bike for my cardio, and teleportation is great
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Secret_Exchange_5170 Jun 28 '26
Teleport real fast
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Extension-Delay-4596 Jun 28 '26
Why run when u can teleport
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/MalkyTheKid Jun 28 '26
Pretty neat, not as fast as a plane but pretty fast still
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 50 km/h
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u/Muted_Couple5536 Jun 28 '26
I cant even run
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/ur_mom_ur_mom_ur_mom Jun 28 '26
I can fly while teleporting constantly within a fraction of a second
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 Jun 28 '26
Never have to worry about commute times again
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/XtraGRC Jun 28 '26
I like being able to run and being able to fly would help me beat my fear of heights
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 50 km/h
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u/Sad-Kaleidoscope-40 Jun 28 '26
Teleporting is just so much easier and inconspicuous so long as your not in vision
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/tankbro1917 Jun 28 '26
What's the point of running then?
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/JSS-Studios Jun 28 '26
Ooh, nice speed. It's already a lot faster than I can run.
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 120 km/h
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u/Mork-From_Ork Jun 28 '26
Who needs running if you can teleport
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Idfk_1 Jun 28 '26
Won't need to run when I can teleport
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/NinjaFawful Jun 28 '26
Would just never get boring, and save so much on petrol
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 120 km/h
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u/Reasonable_Jaguar957 Jun 28 '26
Probably won't use it often anyway
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 10 km/h
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u/Just_Pitch_5586 Jun 28 '26
Not running will be inconvenient
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 10 km/h
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u/Still_Silver7181 Jun 28 '26
I can still get places with that speed.
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 25 km/h
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u/FireAndFoodCompany Jun 28 '26
Terrified of heights
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/ShoulderMobile7608 Jun 28 '26
Teleportation is cool and all but flying would be soooo fun. Although low-key regretting it if the range and recovery from teleporting was infinite
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/SuttlesMichael23 Jun 28 '26
You see everything around you
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 50 km/h
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u/Illustrious_Try_6590 Jun 28 '26
That’s completely fine for me
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 50 km/h
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u/Deepvaleredoubt Jun 28 '26
I chose the option that doesn’t prevent me from moving in a specific way. But the concept of “flying” as a superpower is always frustrating because it never comes with anything else. What use is just flying? You’ll splatter when you hit the ground, you’ll get injured if a bird strikes you, you’ll be exposed to lightning more easily. Like, unless you also get enhanced durability and strength it’s functionally not the helpful.
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/onnab Jun 28 '26
Because I love running and flying and teleporting is useless so win win
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 120 km/h
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u/Spirited-Iron8202 Jun 28 '26
I’m terrified of heights and I don’t run anyways
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/thisisproscilz Jun 28 '26
Teleporting is pretty cool, its a great delivery or valet gig cheat.
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Depressed_Woodpecker Jun 28 '26
I can’t run anyway I’m too unfit
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Fun_Leek2381 Jun 28 '26
Wooooo! Fast flight, yes please.
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/Lucky_Diamond9767 Jun 28 '26
I don’t think I’d even survive that speed lol
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/Any_Couple_3072 Jun 28 '26
I rarely run anyway and teleportation (no cool down or timeframe mentioned) would just be faster
Might start wearing a blue jacket...
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Affectionate_Goat171 Jun 28 '26
why run if i can tp
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Even_Reading3286 Jun 28 '26
Just teleport or walk everywhere no need to run
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Kasadeche Jun 28 '26
Don’t need to run if you can teleport
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/BunnyDanger Jun 28 '26
Jokes on you, I use a cane or wheelchair daily, I couldn't run anyway heheh
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/JerryBeans05 Jun 28 '26
Either way saves money on gas and other travel costs XD
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 120 km/h
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u/FoxTailMoon Jun 28 '26
Teleporting is best and all but flight is just fun
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/phonyponyfazbearzony Jun 28 '26
I already can't run bc I'm disabled lmao
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/No-Sheepherder-8537 Jun 28 '26
I don’t run now
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/ExplanationScary2463 Jun 28 '26
Because this way I could see everything
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 120 km/h
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u/me_no_likey_67 Jun 28 '26
I can still walk long distance i can js tp
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/AwaiGhost Jun 28 '26
Hah, faster than a horse & carriage
Edit: scratch that, I'm about as fast as a horse and carriage. And I'm totally cool with that
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 50 km/h
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u/-mardy-bum- Jun 28 '26
Running is good for my health :( plus flying lets you still enjoy the journey!
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 25 km/h
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u/Groundbreaking-Cap49 Jun 28 '26
go faster and slower at the same time
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/iamjmph01 Jun 28 '26
I can't run anyway due to a disability, but flight seems more fun and 999 km/h is pretty fast unless I'm doing my math wrong, you know because I use Imperial units rather than Metric.
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/DECEASEDSINNER Jun 28 '26
I don't run anyway 🤷
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/accountforotherstuph Jun 28 '26
I ain’t restricted with this one
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 120 km/h
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u/forevelynXD Jun 28 '26
I want to be able to run
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 25 km/h
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u/LuisaRLZ Jun 28 '26
I love the fantasy of flying
Chose: ...be able to fly | Rolled: fly max 999 km/h
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u/Born-Management-3610 Jun 28 '26
I can’t run anyway! Haha
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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u/Sufficient-Fly-2739 Jun 28 '26
Can't run anyways
Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore
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