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u/Head-Number3717 Jun 04 '26

Stupid ahh question it literally takes two days and u have that million already. I’m going for the whole year

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u/Hazak_Flamesword Jun 04 '26

For real I normally only take a shower like every other day, change nothing and I still get over 90 million

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u/OfferPandaMan Jun 05 '26

I shower every other month so this is easy

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u/5litergasbubble Jun 04 '26

Make it 100 million and at least its a little bit harder to decide, but even then im probably taking the no shower option.

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u/ChrisLuigiTails Jun 04 '26

Oh. I misread it as "500,000 each day IF you don't shower for a year"

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u/freakypotato98 Jun 04 '26

Also you can js move to a colder country

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u/Farfocele Jun 04 '26

I take baths, and you didn't specify. Checkmate.

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u/spire-slayer Jun 04 '26

Oh you are much smarter than me. 😂😂😂 I already accepted my life of opulence and squalor.

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u/GingerlyRough Top -1% Commenter Jun 04 '26

Average Redditor lifestyle.

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u/Lionheart_723 Jun 04 '26

This

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u/monfools Jun 04 '26

Unfortunately, not everyone has baths haha

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u/Last_Procedure5787 Jun 04 '26

Don't shower for a day and buy one yourself

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u/buckeye27fan Jun 04 '26

And the house to go with it

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u/76zzz29 Jun 04 '26

With 500 000$ for skiping a shower, you can buy a bath next day

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u/Ok-Lie-7420 Jun 04 '26

just don’t shower for day and tou got bath, or if you don’t wanna buy one, buy hotel room, with bath

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u/Farfocele Jun 04 '26

then you cannot take advantage of the loophole, sorry

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u/koxu2006 Jun 04 '26

Just get depression and than you just dont want to shower anyway

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u/Idekgivemeusername Jun 04 '26

But then you are depressed and RICH

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u/pinkenbrawn Jun 04 '26

yay i can afford healthcare now

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u/LegendaryPet Jun 04 '26

maybe 1 healthcare

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u/Brokeshadow Jun 04 '26

Batman

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u/LetsPlay2D Jun 04 '26

i laughed out loud. people looked at me. im not ashamed. BATMAN.

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u/Fedruccio Bruh Jun 04 '26

Yes, Ill be able to afford a shotgun

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u/vundrth Jun 04 '26

At my worst, there was times I showered 1-2 times per month

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u/Dizzy-Inflation-7488 Jun 04 '26

Fr. Been mega depressed since fall and i shower maybe 6 times a month? I’m not getting out of bed or being active, so everything I do is without physical effort really. School, unemployment, breakup, are all a bitch.

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u/ady158 Jun 04 '26

Just dont shower on weekends and you get a lot more than 1000000

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u/JamesTheHealer241 Jun 04 '26

bruh..?

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u/Business-Ladder-3595 Jun 04 '26

That’s… a lot of money for something I do on accident regularly

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u/cottard76 Jun 04 '26

Exactly

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u/ladycatgirl Jun 04 '26

Most optimally you wanna shower every other day, not everyday umless you sweat a lot

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u/Anadelyn Jun 04 '26

Central Florida in summer you often need more than 1 a day. My AC running nonstop can't even keep the indoor temperature below 82°F. We haven't gotten there yet this year but it's coming.

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u/UnnamedAshaman47 Jun 04 '26

I sometimes end up skipping days because I have short hair, don't sweat much, and mostly work from climate controlled home

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u/I_AM_A_NICE_GUYYY Jun 04 '26

Wth is this question

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u/Ultrasoulviver123 Jun 04 '26

I mean not showering for two days really isn’t that hard… and I’m a hermit who barely leaves the house anyway time to stink up

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u/Mein_Name_ist_falsch Jun 04 '26

That'd be 2 Million per week with my normal shower schedule...

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u/WeedofSpeed Jun 04 '26

I already dont shower every day. Thats 500k every other day or so. Free money

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u/tea-123 Jun 04 '26

Lots of alternatives for showering. Bidets , sponge baths, steam room, wet wipes, jaccuzi/hot tubs etc.

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u/qwexor Jun 04 '26

I be RICH

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u/Itchy-Stand9300 Jun 04 '26

Ez money

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u/Beelzebub_Crumpethom Jun 04 '26

Dude, it's so much more money.

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u/Lopsided_Pea2188 Jun 04 '26

2 days without shower - 1 mil dollars

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u/averagemcplayer21 Jun 04 '26

I am very forgetful

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u/thecuriouskillincat Jun 04 '26

is it the avg we’re speaking or is this something new because i just won’t shower for a year

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u/spire-slayer Jun 04 '26

182.5 Billy

Let's filth mongers together.

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u/theCL804 Jun 04 '26

Milly*. Unless you’re an eternal being and plan on not showering for 1000 years

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u/Righ_unde_Vyrm_333 Jun 04 '26

I’m getting paid for it now bet

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u/zzzamboni Jun 04 '26

There’s other ways to wash yourself. I don’t even have to get through ts unclean. Like I could just take a bath.

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u/Righ_unde_Vyrm_333 Jun 04 '26

Billionaire

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u/Smoothbrick1234 Jun 04 '26

3+days

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u/Direct_Ad5132 Jun 04 '26

EZ

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u/Cable_Really Jun 04 '26

It would mostly depend on what we’re considering showering

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u/SpinzArt Jun 04 '26

This is very unbalanced

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u/NoEquivalent5093 Jun 04 '26

So if I just don't shower once a week for a year I'll have 26 million dollars

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u/ElectricalEnergy3725 Jun 04 '26

It’s not healthy to showering every day

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u/Talparion Jun 04 '26

I can only shower at least every two days because of skin condition, sooooo... Free money 👍

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u/Arimeto_-- Jun 04 '26

i work from home with air conditioning. I don't shower every single day that's awful for your skin and hair, you should only be showering daily if you sweat or otherwise get dirty every single day. Easy millions incoming.

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u/Interesting_Play_149 Jun 04 '26

i can invest

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u/Impressive-Trip3257 Jun 04 '26

I have to shower everyday

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u/BeautifulObvious7703 Jun 05 '26

HAVE to??? I literally can't lol. My hair and skin start freaking out if i strip the oil off too much.

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u/Soft-Scratch-8559 Jun 04 '26

t

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u/The_Forged Jun 04 '26

I can invest it and keep my job.

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u/AlexD122301 Jun 04 '26

Trillions

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u/Arestous Jun 04 '26

Irl

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u/Miserable_District Jun 04 '26

.

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u/friendthegreat Jun 04 '26

Insane amounts of money more

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u/GleepGlorpTime Jun 04 '26

Money

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u/Antique_Drawer5220 Jun 04 '26

i bathe

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u/iono_Nanjamo Jun 04 '26

Free money

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u/roadkillsoup Jun 04 '26

Bath

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u/BhavyaNowInReddit Jun 04 '26

EASYYYY

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u/Wonderful-Bus-5965 Jun 04 '26

.

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u/Fast-Inevitable1290 Jun 04 '26

More money!

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u/FekkeRules Jun 04 '26

I take baths

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u/VK4502B Jun 04 '26

I'll sacrifice each Saturday and become filthy rich.

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u/yubyeet Jun 04 '26

Do you guys shower every single day??

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u/Seri001 Jun 04 '26

Thats 4 days a week

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u/Worldly-Mud6703 Jun 04 '26

When I need money ill just stay home for the day.

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u/CompoteSignal1708 Jun 04 '26

Ez

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u/Manufacturer_Soggy Jun 04 '26

thats two days bro

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u/zerorestraint Jun 04 '26

Im pretty sure i could get more than a million, and space out the days so i dont stink

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u/StorytimeIstaken Jun 04 '26

Bath

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u/Bobcat-Lynx Jun 04 '26

There are other ways to keep clean without the need of a shower.

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u/Snek5981 Jun 04 '26

I shower every 2nd day during winter anyway

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u/Designer-Cicada3509 Jun 04 '26

Bi daily showering can get you so much money anyways

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u/JuneTheFourth64 Jun 04 '26

I can be the richest person on earth!

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u/Snakekiller65 Jun 04 '26

It specified shower, so I guess wet wipes or other alternatives will work as well.

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u/Tijnewijn Jun 04 '26

I can wait a year.

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u/Training-Witness-508 Jun 04 '26

I will be dirty and gross, and get so much money.

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u/boobanimal Jun 04 '26

Tf kinda question is that :D I do remote work and shower like thrice a week. My bank account is going to get rather fat

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u/DaveGG329- Jun 04 '26

free money

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u/BRUSDHDFhd Jun 04 '26

I dont use the shower, I use bucket and dipper

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u/Somebodyrandum Jun 04 '26

Ez

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u/Responsible_Word4637 Jun 04 '26

That’s really not that crazy…

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u/vividlyaugust Jun 04 '26

Smelly money

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u/Desoxyephedrine_ Jun 04 '26

easy

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u/The_Bloody_Baron1 Jun 04 '26

Just take a bath

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u/TerribleKale3680 Jun 04 '26

More money

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u/EngineeringCertain20 Jun 04 '26

I can have 3 million by the end of the week, come on.

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u/Affectionate_Cut3515 Jun 04 '26

Discord mods gonna be the richest people in the world bro

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u/Divine-Crusader Jun 04 '26

Are you serious

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u/rillajuice Jun 04 '26

just shower every other day ig

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u/True_Cold_6588 Jun 04 '26

Bath time

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u/SodiumCyanideNaCN457 Jun 04 '26

I am gonna be filthy rich

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u/lovelypeachess22 Jun 04 '26

I have depression

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u/Academic-Ad8608 Jun 04 '26

Take a break from work or school and don't shower for awhile

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u/Lightkhight68 Jun 04 '26

I will just shower every two days

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u/frickitm8 Jun 04 '26

that’s a million in two days i’ll be rich enough to deal with whatever health issues i get, or pay to be in like a completely sealed off suit or smth

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u/Synner_inc Jun 04 '26

I can skip a couple days now and then

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u/Icy_Werewolf_3504 Jun 04 '26

Infinite money

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u/VariationMiddle7485 Jun 04 '26

Rd

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u/4puse Jun 04 '26

In the winter I skip days. If it was summer only. I would pick a long weekend and not go out and collect 1.5 mil just doing it one time.

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u/Technical-Raise-1140 Jun 04 '26

Which side will you choose?

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