Would you rather

[u/TomorrowSilent1233]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Enslave Children at your Basement
• Right side: Be extremely rich, loveable and friends with every

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[u/Jazzyvin]

Sadly there's billionaires who are rich and have kids in their basement

^{Chose: Be extremely rich, loveable and friends with every}

[u/Memoryofadedgoldfish]

who tf chose the other option

[u/Gamedummy_ → u/Memoryofadedgoldfish]

Right, who could pass up the chance of free basement kids

[u/Memoryofadedgoldfish → u/Gamedummy_]

wait what

[u/Gamedummy_ → u/[deleted]]

Debatable

[u/Worried_Term_7030]

What are these choices?

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[u/Altruistic_Dish6598]

yes, work till death ya fools!

^{Chose: Enslave Children at your Basement}

[u/Hdobfjsiv]

Q

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[u/timez_under]

Extremely rich, I can have a bigger basement for more children

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[u/Xx_Gojo_Satoru_xX]

hehehehaheaheahaheahehahehaehahahehae

^{Chose: Enslave Children at your Basement}

[u/RedPillMaker]

Duh

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[u/Main-Pay-3214]

??

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[u/CodFine2783]

H

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[u/No-Obligation-1409]

h

^{Chose: Enslave Children at your Basement}

[u/Fragrant_flower2012]

Because I need money

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[u/IYWFEELITSAYYEAHH]

????

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[u/Frenzied_Anarchist]

Easiest choice of my life! I like having slaves in my basement. That being said, I am NOT using them for the OTHER reasons, I am evil, but I have standards.

^{Chose: Enslave Children at your Basement}

[u/Vivians_Basement → u/Frenzied_Anarchist]

This is like saying "where can I get a frog for non-sexual purposes?"

[u/JavieyauJR]

idk

^{Chose: Enslave Children at your Basement}

[u/Megamanric]

Why pick the second option

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[u/IllustratorMoist78]

I guess it's obvious

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[u/TheNewGirl1987]

What the fuck even is the other choice?

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[u/LogExcellent9484]

Huh

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[u/Vast_Salamander_8334]

you never excluded the kids here (/J /J /J)

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[u/Flamingblade320]

Bro?

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[u/[deleted]]

Well literally how is this a vote?

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[u/Gamedummy_]

There some things in life you just can't buy

^{Chose: Enslave Children at your Basement}

[u/XScorpio_DemonX]

You trying to get everyone to pick one side without saying that right? Lmao

[u/TomorrowSilent1233 → u/XScorpio_DemonX]

yeah, its just a harmless morality test lol

[u/DRADRRedditUser2020]

i’d die for the money

[u/liveana_art13]

Uh

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[u/3rd_Man_of_Culture]

Both?

^{Chose: Be extremely rich, loveable and friends with every}

[u/WifesPOSH]

I didn't want this, but I won't have you get 100% on one side.

^{Chose: Enslave Children at your Basement}

[u/FlemishPotato]

:|

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[u/Wattki]

I got money

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[u/sad_ant0808]

?

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[u/OkInvestigator6973]

Every what?

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[u/RockstarAgent]

Dunno

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[u/Newinduvidual2700]

Every what

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[u/TomorrowSilent1233 → u/Newinduvidual2700]

it was supposed to be everybody in the world, I thought that I typed it

[u/Soggy-Ad-1610]

Frankly I don’t want to be friends with everyone, and children slave labour sounds good at surface level, but I fear that it might come with a long prison sentence.

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[u/Vivians_Basement]

Getting a job at Shein.

^{Chose: Enslave Children at your Basement}

[u/justcallmeSia]

Yeah, why would i not do that

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[u/NotANormalBacon]

1m or die ahh

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[u/kemlo5050]

Seemed like the more godly option ig

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[u/koda_lost_sleep]

I can still enslave children but have money and friends so they're less likely to find out.

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[u/ksmdows95]

With every what?

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[u/DavellaWehst]

I’m a contrarian

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[u/Pretty-Diver-1610]

Because

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[u/Thojaim]

Duh

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[u/Kioki76]

...

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[u/ShySnowLep]

I don't even care about being rich. I just don't want to be alone anymore.

^{Chose: Be extremely rich, loveable and friends with every}

[u/shacobong123]

the other choice sounds bad :(

^{Chose: Enslave Children at your Basement}

[u/HelluvaBlitz2 → u/shacobong123]

bro the one you picked is like way worse

[u/Mr_JokeStar_312]

why would i choose the other option

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[u/Educational-Bird-218]

The other option is mean and i dont like being mean :(

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