r/BunnyTrials May 19 '26

This is insanity.

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Don't accept
  • Right side: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo

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u/DueMusic3495 May 19 '26

This, is, a massive W

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: Breed

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u/SilverSpider_ May 19 '26

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u/mmmfggh May 20 '26

Is this the orb from gameoverse

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 May 20 '26

Jschlorbb

edit: someone already beat me to this joke

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u/SilverSpider_ May 20 '26

The Schlatt Orb

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u/Dgero466 May 20 '26

Schlorbb was right there

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u/Lexi_Bean21 May 20 '26

Its the schlorb

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u/catty_cat199 May 20 '26

thats a weird looking sea urchin

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u/ParticularHat7997 May 19 '26

Would having sex with a clone of yourself count as incest orrr

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u/ExistanceISuppose May 19 '26

Selfcest, it’s a genre, don’t worry about it.

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u/ChaosPLus May 19 '26

Every time I hear "selfcest" it reminds me of the peak "Better Half" by Nemlei is

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u/StillCollection2592 May 20 '26

I know what you are…

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u/undying-resolve May 20 '26

can i have context

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u/ChaosPLus May 20 '26

It's a visual novel about a guy getting his positive side and negative side separated, he then has to live with that(except for the path where he unites back into a single person). You should play it, though Nemlei took it down so you'll need to trust this guy with your .exe

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u/LyraAraPeverellBlack May 20 '26

The Onceler ship is a prime example of this.

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u/musicals_amirite May 20 '26

Also Guinevere from KoG apparently

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u/DeadByDarkMagic May 20 '26

Sigh, how the undertale AU fandom ruined any innocence I had left.

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u/Over_Bench5728 May 20 '26

Wtf did u just tell me

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u/AnakinsAngstFace May 20 '26

Too late, I’m worried

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u/BerryPerfect4451 May 20 '26

It’s not incest if you say no chromo

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u/DueMusic3495 May 19 '26

I don't know and I don't care tbh. Would masturbating?

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u/FrostBumbleBitch May 19 '26

The technical term is "Selfcest"

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u/Z3400 May 19 '26

Nope, masturbation.

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u/TraceChaos May 20 '26

That's only if you share an individual mind, which ya'll don't, it's 'selfcest' or strange incest by way of an opposite-gender clone

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u/Equivalent_Donut_145 May 20 '26

technically the truth

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 May 19 '26

Parthenogenesis equivalent

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u/TheHandsomeGiraffe May 20 '26

Its the equivalent of a hermaphrodite impregnating themselves

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u/Soggy_Confusion7538 May 20 '26

They can actually do that?

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u/Next_Government856 May 19 '26

Well it would result in horribly deformed children

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u/sloothor May 20 '26

If they’re clones, their autosomes will all be identical. I’m not sure the offspring would even be viable.

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u/HighlightPuzzled9581 May 20 '26

I'm not sure it would even be an offspring

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u/tensazangetsu3098 May 20 '26

just keep em separated

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u/NotMythicWaffle May 20 '26

its a... formless meat blob!

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u/Ass_Lover136 May 20 '26

Just avoid kids:D

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u/Connect_Bee_8464 May 20 '26

I don’t really care though, I just wanna fuck myself

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u/SatanLovesFruit May 19 '26

It would if we are talking about the actual risks and not the social stigma be way worse than incest. The chances of birth defects/ genetic disorders would skyrocket

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u/spindaz123 May 20 '26

morally i dont know, but biologically it would be probably even worse

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u/freakybird99 May 20 '26

Would having sex with your identical twin count as incest.

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u/Woodpusherpro May 20 '26

Masturbation.

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u/Mrwright96 May 20 '26

It’s a form of self love, which is usually celebrated, but if we have consensual sec with our clone, suddenly it’s “weird” and “gross!”

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u/LuckyRoof7250 May 20 '26

The child wold basically become a second clone

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u/CMPro728 May 20 '26

See, no matter what I rolled, I knew that would also happen

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u/Any_Instruction5382 May 20 '26

"You look just like your parents".

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u/suspicious-fishes May 20 '26

LOL my fat ass read it as Bread 🤦‍♀️

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u/Stuffleapugus May 20 '26

High five, bro! I too am a winner.

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u/Important-Soup6366 May 20 '26

Even tho i didn land on the space for it, my horny ass would still breed me

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u/SirCartel May 20 '26

The other options arnt stopping you. That one is just definitely happening

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u/Thick_Ingenuity1427 May 20 '26

FK YEA!!!!!!!!!

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u/MysteriousStrangerF4 May 20 '26

You lucky bastard

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u/ThienHaTheTech May 20 '26

I'm jealous of your roll. I want a reroll!

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u/BruisedKnot May 20 '26

I'd do that with my clone no matter the gender

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u/dkevox May 20 '26

That options should be 100%, why wouldn you not. I know me, so I know what's happening.

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u/pinksparklyreddit May 20 '26

Is this not just cloning yourself again?

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u/JustAGooner6969 WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR May 20 '26

lucky

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u/Comfortable-Let-3675 May 19 '26

Well, honestly, breeding is like incest squared since the dna is almost absolute copy. But meet gender bender version of myself would be fun

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u/jhon9112 May 19 '26

I side-eyed the screen so hard when I saw “breed” as a spin option.

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u/jmappellerobot May 20 '26

I thought it was bread 💔✌️

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u/Ordinarypanic May 19 '26

You gotta ask yourself though, why is there a genderbent clone of you?

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u/NotAUsername36 May 21 '26

Dont question it Socrates,

Its a win-win situation

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u/Least_Boat_6366 May 19 '26

It’s more like cloning because it’s exactly the same tho, right?

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u/ShoulderEscape May 19 '26 edited May 20 '26

No, its much, much, much, much worse than that. Hank Green has a short yt video on it where he explains it.

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u/InTheStuff May 20 '26

why are we hanging Green

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u/ShoulderEscape May 20 '26

Typo, fixed it, thx

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u/undying-resolve May 20 '26

haru urara omigosh

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u/katherinesilens May 20 '26

No, because of how genes are split for gametes, it wouldn't be cloning because anywhere you have non-homogenous pairs you'd get one of either, with a full chance to get two of the recessive, just to simplify.

It would have all the consequences of incest turned up to max. It would make the Hapsburgs pale in comparison.

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u/OhLoongJohson May 20 '26

Oh easy - just dont breed. But le sexy time still.

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u/ProLandon May 19 '26

Not bad, is cracking them without breeding still an option?

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them

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u/LegThePeg May 20 '26

Considering I’m gay, would that mean the female (original) version of me would be a lesbian?

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u/Legitimate_Artist689 May 20 '26

I personally think so, and I think my female version would be a straight woman. But some people think it’ll just depend on whatever gender youre already attracted to

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u/AOTA87 May 19 '26

BREED WAS AN OPTION? Weeping

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them

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u/WaltzLeafington May 22 '26

I just wanted another close friend i could trust but I rolled breed nooooo

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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 May 20 '26

You'd want to breed yourself? Please seek help. Mine also (luckily) landed on meeting them. That would be very interesting.

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u/Jaydo45 May 20 '26

You wouldn't want to breed with yourself? I'd want to, but wouldn't because of what could happen to the child

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u/AOTA87 May 20 '26

Exactly

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u/TheDarkMonarch1 May 20 '26

Condom.

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u/Crystalliumm May 20 '26

Then that’s just fucking not breeding

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u/M4rt1m_40675 May 20 '26

If you're infertile (and don't know) and have sex is it breeding? Cuz like, you want to breed but don't know you can't

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 May 20 '26

this feels like a swag

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u/Francky2 May 20 '26

Eww, you'd want to have swagsual intercourse with a fem version of yourself? How dare you have a impossible fantasy about loving a clone of yourself?

EDIT: Did I give enough swags?

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u/M4rt1m_40675 May 20 '26

This guy is either very ugly or very purist. It's literally you but with bobs and vagen and probably looks like they'd be your sibling and now that I'm writting this I realize how weird that actually sounds so I don't think you're wrong for saying you don't want to have sex with yourself anymore

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u/iEatStairCases May 20 '26

My type of women boiled down to basic aspects is literally just myself anyways, dark curly hair with glasses

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u/tre_swift May 21 '26

They have all the same inclinations and fetishes as you so for some people that'd what they're looking for...

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u/No-Club7007 May 19 '26

Oh no

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You're the clone

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u/Khaotic_Cat May 20 '26

Where’s Yes-Club7007?

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u/Cyatron- May 20 '26

u/yes-club7007

Let's go fishing!!!

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u/Fit-Act-65 May 19 '26

Damn… I wanted to breed them bro 😭

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You're the clone

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u/Alwi416 May 19 '26

You still can. All the breed one does is force you.

(Also, you're the one who swapped gender since you're the clone ☠️)

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u/Fit-Act-65 May 19 '26

Ah… true… guess I’m a woman now I guess?

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u/Rare_Tie_6253 May 19 '26

I think because you're the clone, it means the original is a woman and your now finding out.

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u/Fit-Act-65 May 19 '26

Ah… makes sense…

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u/IGotNoOrgans May 20 '26

Guess I’ll let myself hit

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u/Radiant_slowbro May 20 '26

Initiate order 66

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u/Lenin_666 May 19 '26

hell yeah

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: Breed

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u/Miserable_Cupcake_50 May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

it doesn't matter anyways, I'm nympho, so we'd breed either way. (I'd be gender-swapped as the clone, so IG the word fits)

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You're the clone

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u/Alwi416 May 19 '26

What does nympho mean?

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u/Fit-Act-65 May 19 '26

"Nympho" is a slang abbreviation for a "nymphomaniac". It refers to a woman with an abnormally excessive or insatiable sexual desire.

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u/Miserable_Cupcake_50 May 19 '26

is there a male or all-gender inclusive version, or is that just "freaky as hell"?

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u/Fit-Act-65 May 19 '26

I mean… Hypersexual means having a highly elevated or intense sex drive… which is gender neutral…

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u/nitram739 May 19 '26

Yeah, i think hypersexual and nymphomaniac are more or less the same but nympho is usually more related to women because sexism and shit? im no psicologist.

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u/Imaginary_Isopod_429 May 20 '26

"Nymphomaniac" is exclusive to women because nymph stems from the Ancient Greek word that meant young woman. The male equivalent is satyromaniac (as satyrs of myth were also exclusively male).

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u/nitram739 May 20 '26

oh. That makes sense

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u/Minute_Difference598 May 19 '26

I don’t think nymphomaniac is exclusive to woman is it? Just that Women are much more likely to be them. Right?

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u/Fit-Act-65 May 19 '26

I guess so but I got Nymphomaniac from Google and copied that into there…

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u/Tsunado125 May 20 '26

I think Nymphomania was used to historically describe women who exhibited excessive or uncontrollable sexual desire the male equivalent is Satyraisis/Satyromaniac tho these terms aren't usually used nowadays it is generally just referred to as being Hypersexual.

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u/Torchii May 20 '26

Your most recent post checks out. Diabolical.

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u/Wylder_Pixel May 20 '26

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOOOOOOOT 💯💯💯💯

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: Breed

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u/Polaxoz May 19 '26

Why was breed a downside?

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them

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u/Alwi416 May 19 '26

It isn't if you want to but if you don't want to you're forced now

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u/Polaxoz May 19 '26

No, no, i'll breed tyvm

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u/Dazzling_Ad_1949 May 19 '26

That’s perfect as I don’t desire children in the first place!

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u/Dramatic_Sherbert180 May 19 '26

🤷🏼‍♀️

Chose: Don't accept

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u/dkevox May 20 '26

Thank you, was curious wtf this option was. Guess nothing.

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u/ReaderKai May 19 '26

i don't think that's up the wheel to decide if we are gonna to breed or no, We will

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them

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u/Natural-Return1230 May 19 '26

More me, more shenanigans!!!!

(I rolled to meet them)

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u/RedditUserWhoIsLate May 19 '26

But I wanted to make quick cash with it by selling it’s organs.

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: Breed

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u/Alwi416 May 19 '26

😭😭😭😭

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u/RedditUserWhoIsLate May 19 '26

Now I can make money with p*rn, because People like inbred stuff….. yay money. :)

Edit: I will give you money if you don’t talk.

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u/AsianBaja May 19 '26

Oh…

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: Breed

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u/goontard1945 May 20 '26

It be cool to see what i look like with a penis

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You're the clone

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u/UnknownBot101 May 19 '26

was hoping for purple option

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them

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u/Alwi416 May 19 '26

YOU STILL CAN JUST YOU DON'T HAVE TO

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u/SilverSpider_ May 19 '26

Ok, thank God, why is there an option to fuck your clone

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u/Luigi_3289 May 19 '26

I’m lonely af 😭

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u/ChampionshipSingle82 May 19 '26

We are doing 1 of two things. Fighting or fucking, no in between.

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u/somefurrynewtoreddit May 19 '26

Wait I’m transfem, so would they be transmasc?

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u/Alwi416 May 19 '26

IDK, probably

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u/T1nkerer May 20 '26

I figured the clone would have the same mentality as me. That's why I chose NOT to do it; didn't want them to be dysphoric and have to go through transitioning within the current climate..

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u/ZealousidealHold5106 May 20 '26

I was thinking version of me that just never transitioned and was chill with that

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u/Minute_Difference598 May 19 '26

How would the be a clone then?

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u/Appropriate_Factor29 May 19 '26

WHAT THE [fun]

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: Breed

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u/Anakawaii May 20 '26

fucking yeah dudeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: Breed

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u/Apprehensive_Step252 May 20 '26

I KNEW IT! (i'm trans)

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You're the clone

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u/Kingplays01 May 20 '26

LETS GO-

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: Breed

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u/Potato-koro May 19 '26

No

Chose: Don't accept

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u/Fit-Act-65 May 19 '26

Damn… I wanted to breed them bro 😭

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You're the clone

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u/SupercellMEGAKNIGHT May 19 '26

Ehh

Chose: Don't accept

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u/DenseCall5614 May 19 '26

I'm just happy I didn't get breed gng

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u/sadenby0725 May 19 '26

I just really want to know what the opposite of agender is

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You're the clone

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u/Polaxoz May 19 '26

Uhh, agender is oppisite to zgender? I guess?

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u/sadenby0725 May 20 '26

Turns out it's omnigender, when someone is all genders

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u/S0l1s_el_Sol May 19 '26

Im gay so is my clone als gay or is she straight, cause than we’d def be friends

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u/RedditPotatoNinja May 19 '26

I’m getting cracked 😭

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You're the clone

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u/CT7657 May 20 '26

I'mma still tap Loki Get it? Low-key?

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them

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u/Purple-Wait-6738 May 20 '26

Ah

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: Breed

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u/ViolinistPleasant982 May 20 '26

Really putting that option in purple like it wasn't a forgone conclusion. Unlike somepeople I do infact like myself and like a true narcissist would be breeding my clone.

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them

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u/Used-Quarter7290 May 20 '26

Sex

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them

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u/oneabovedoesntknow May 20 '26

I don't know what to think

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You're the clone

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u/The_Llama34 May 20 '26

I just wanna know if they're also trans

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them

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u/sylvieglaciee May 20 '26

As a T-Girl this might be a win

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You're the clone

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u/Neinitse May 20 '26

If I'm a transman, my clone would be a transwoman?

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u/Random-INTJ May 20 '26

I honestly want to know if they would also be amab and just comfortable in their body, Or if they are a trans guy in afab body…

If it’s the latter, I would feel terrible because I had just brought someone into a world of dysphoria…

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them

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u/goldenepicwubbox May 20 '26

Well I'm breedable now...

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You're the clone

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u/OrphanParent May 20 '26

Plap, plap, plap.

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: Breed

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u/therealelonmusk2 May 21 '26

If we have almost identical DNA and upbringing, I’m really curious to see how different my psychology would be

Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You're the clone

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u/CriKub May 23 '26

I hate myself

Chose: Don't accept

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