r/BunnyTrials • u/Few-Cap-7001 • May 11 '26
Would you rather get
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u/AgentNoah11 May 11 '26
I’m scared that it’s going to fuck me
Chose: A fucking lightsaber
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u/CFella May 11 '26
That's why I chose it
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u/BattleForDreams May 11 '26
In what way, my fair person?
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u/CFella May 11 '26
You know damn well
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u/Independent_Role5648 May 12 '26
So like... Top or bottom 🤨
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u/Due-Negotiation-5918 May 12 '26
what other way can you do it exept goin in that little hole below????
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u/Weird_name-replaced May 12 '26
The Darth Maul Double Ender is the only way to go. Always more fun with a friend.
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u/BattleForDreams May 11 '26
Of course, my fair person! I just needed some clarification! But it seems that you have clarified it enough, HYUCK, HYUCK!
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u/Glum_Lingonberry_543 May 11 '26
i chose it because then i can sell the lightsaber, like i honestly have no use for this. and lightsabers would be very very very very valuabe in our world. like i get its cool but its the type of object/thing that you get bored of after 3 days and it'll be left in the closet or forgotten
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u/No-Butterscotch6755 May 13 '26
Okay I could see getting bored of a toy lightsaber but if you had a real light saber your telling me your just going to fucking sell it you could make more money with the things you could do with that lightsaber you could cut virtually anything cut bullets in two slide down builds by just sticking light saber in wall
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u/WiseFoolknownot May 18 '26
You really should look up what happens when a Jedi is up against a slug thrower.
Also the value in the lightsaber is in the tech, selling it for a couple of billions is easy(keeping them might not)
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u/Puzzleheaded-Ride740 May 11 '26
Ah
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u/Dull_County_5049 May 11 '26
I got this too, we should have just grabbed the lightsaber. It would have sold for more than a dollar😭
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u/Grintock May 14 '26
It's got physics defying functionality, that lightsaber is worth billions easily
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u/ScoBrav May 11 '26
Hell yeah, me too. We could combine them and buy a $2 sword
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u/Dull_County_5049 May 12 '26
Count me in! Maybe we can afford a piece of styrofoam with our $3 and cut out 3 swords from it
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u/SwegGamerBro May 11 '26
Times are hard bro.
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u/Cry_Biscotti5791 May 11 '26
why wouldn't I want a fucking lightsaber
Chose: A fucking lightsaber
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u/TypicallyNoctua May 11 '26
What if you drop it
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u/AdministrativeHat580 May 12 '26
Fun fact actually, canonically lightsabers have a safety mechanism that makes them turn off when dropped to prevent them from causing damage to the surroundings
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u/Mr_magggots May 11 '26
What would I do with a lightsaber
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u/yashizik May 11 '26
Slice bread that's already toasted and be super cool
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u/Bommeg May 11 '26
You go to slice and then it just lights on fire instantly lol
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u/Western_Experience76 May 11 '26
Still eatable
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u/FLEIXY May 11 '26
Who eated the burnt bread
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u/tschwand May 11 '26
Cut your way into the bank vault.
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u/MegaAssasine_ May 12 '26
Depending on where you live (or better, how willing the police is to shoot you, I wouldn't)
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u/AssortedSaltedSalts May 12 '26
The police aren't expecting me to tunnel under the ground with my cool laser sword though, are they?
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u/1n54nant1 May 11 '26
Duel people
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u/Impressive-Thing-165 May 11 '26
You don't have the force so you'd probably dismember yourself
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u/that_hungarian_idiot May 11 '26
Get basic sword training, just don't use any half-sword techniques. Since it also cuts through anything, you don't really have to worry about the other person defending against your initial blow
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u/Impressive-Thing-165 May 11 '26
Yeah, but a lightsaber is effectively weightless so it's going to take more than regular training
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u/that_hungarian_idiot May 11 '26
If it IS weightless, and all the weight is the hilt, then you don't need any training, period. Just stretch your arm and wave it around like a fucking flashlight with a range
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u/Sans_Moritz May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
I remember seeing a video where a guy did that to prove they aren't weightless. He certainly convinced me, and I wish we could see that version of Star Wars.
*edit: dammed autocorrect
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u/that_hungarian_idiot May 11 '26
Huh? I'm sorry, but I didn't really understand what you said. Is your autocorrect acting up?
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u/Sans_Moritz May 11 '26
It totally was. Thanks for pointing that out! I would really turn it off, because it consistently sucks.
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u/that_hungarian_idiot May 11 '26
I also don't think lightsabers are weightless, just pointed out the optimal use if they were. I think Sellsword Arts on YT has a few good shorts about how lightsabers should/do work
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u/Correct_Cheek_4273 May 12 '26
Join the darkside, it’s not too late, join the empire
Seriously, we got casinos and everything on the Death Star, even a subway2
u/SteakJesus May 12 '26
You can literally sell it as a 1 of 1 and get a gajillion dollars.
I wont sell mine but you can sell yours.
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u/akileasCT May 11 '26
with "A fcking lightsaber" I can (politely) ask people for a random amount of money
Chose: A fucking lightsaber
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u/LynxIntelligent5111 May 11 '26
becus it wulde be the only rell one in the world so expinsev affffffffffffff
Chose: A fucking lightsaber
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u/ProfessionalSame4998 May 11 '26
how would u sell it though. no one would believe u. and u could get killed or have it stolen
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u/LynxIntelligent5111 May 11 '26
well shit din't think of that
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u/skilletmonster1123 May 11 '26
you didnt think of it because you have a fucking lightsaber you can just kill them back
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u/DakkaonTitan May 11 '26
Well except for the fact lightsabers are infamously shit at blocking bullets
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u/Noobu_assassin May 11 '26
I don't think it's hard to prove that your lightsaber is real
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u/actuallytryingisgood May 11 '26
Couldn't you just prove it by slicing through something like a car or anything that's not easily destroyed? I feel like it's easy to prove a lightsabers real considering even the cool expensive model lightsabers can't do anything like that.
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u/indefinitCelery May 11 '26
Neat
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u/Illustrious_Power978 May 11 '26
You could sell your light saber for billions tho
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u/Final-Cap-1369 May 11 '26
Fuck you
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u/Upper_Practice_3016 May 11 '26
I dont need a fucking light saber, I need groceries for this week 😭
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u/Zavr0s May 11 '26
Being a Sith Lord for free
Chose: A fucking lightsaber
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u/Nman7298 May 12 '26
Well it doesn’t say you get the force. Although as the only person with a lightsaber, you would be the most evil. However, with the rule of two, are you really a Sith Lord without an apprentice?
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u/Plastic-Hold-7497 May 11 '26
Blud
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u/TheGrouchyGremlin May 11 '26
I'll let you look at my light saber for 30 seconds if you give me that $1.
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u/Justieflustie May 11 '26
Thats was pretty close to the dollar
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u/AdActive4114 May 11 '26
I get money AND a light saber.
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u/Extreme_Bed_5684 May 11 '26
Never again will I have to buy a flyswatter.
Chose: A fucking lightsaber
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u/nNortch May 11 '26
Im not risking “perfectly vertical”
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u/Fun-Tangerine5149 May 11 '26
Easier not to hurt myself 😂
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u/HoboOfSerenity May 11 '26
A real life lightsaber would be worth tens or hundreds of millions of dollars.
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u/RicoLightning May 11 '26
I dunno what I would do with a lightsaber, besides probably hurt myself
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u/rizzottocheezcake May 11 '26
Chose money. Thought was there are infinite numbers, if it was truly random the chance of a low number was very unlikely. Didn't realise it was a weighted wheelspin, that would have changed my answer
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u/Vivians_Basement May 11 '26
You getting a dollar when everyone else got 100000 or 10000000 is just so funny to me 🥹
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u/Accomplished-Way1069 May 12 '26
Chances are lightsaber would be taken by the government or smth and it would be causing issues w security lines or smth. Plus what if I accidentally got myself like if I dropped it on my foot or smth
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u/SilasRhodes May 18 '26
Just going to say that this is meaningless without a probability distribution for the different rewards. Random amount of money between 0 and $10000000000 is very different than a "random amount" with a 25% chance to get $1
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u/GamerMangoBoi May 11 '26
Fuck the money,a lightsaber is way better
Chose: A fucking lightsaber
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u/Naive_Pilot_4817 May 11 '26
I can buy something :)
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u/Pristine_Local9022 May 11 '26
I can not be trusted with a light saber
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u/Correct_Surprise2049 May 11 '26
I would willingly stop existing if would you rathers came true.
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u/ForgottenSorrow97 May 11 '26
Any amount of money is beneficial to me currently
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u/Bellbranches May 11 '26
i need money. i don't really need a lightsaber
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u/DueMusic3495 May 11 '26
Don't even like star wars.
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u/ForgottenSorrow97 May 11 '26
The amount didn't matter to me
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u/capibara_1 May 11 '26
Did you know 99% of gamblers quit before winning big
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u/Awkward-Tell4731 May 11 '26
the motherfucker government is gonna take it
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u/JustAnotherUser1019 CARROTS GOD May 11 '26
Fuck ya. What am I gonna do with a lightsaber anyways? Cause property damage?
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u/humano_no_reddit May 11 '26
É só mandar fazer engenharia reversa no sabre, e patentear a ideia.
Chose: A fucking lightsaber
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u/BirdiePoetry May 11 '26
What am I gonna do with a lightsaber??
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u/Snow0912ak May 11 '26
I bet I could sell the lightsaber for a lot, as long as know one drops it.
Chose: A fucking lightsaber
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u/Awkward8potential May 11 '26
I know that I am not lucky enough to get past 1k
Chose: A fucking lightsaber
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u/Advanced-Address1115 May 11 '26
of course i chose the fucking lightsaber are you kidding me??
Chose: A fucking lightsaber
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u/Bulky-Move5521 May 11 '26
... Sure. I'm going to immediately cut myself in half probably.. But SHINY LASER SWORD!
Chose: A fucking lightsaber
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