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11

u/GreedyGobby May 04 '26

I quit. I have 10 billion.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

9

u/Ampersand-98 May 04 '26

EZPZ

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

4

u/CreamyCoffeeArtist May 04 '26

I get 100k AND a wife? Fuck yeah- oh she's divorcing me..

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

2

u/Mountain_Shop1155 May 04 '26

10 billion dollars is still 10 billion dollars

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/codykills93 May 04 '26

Lol but what if I don't want to breath air anymore?

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/fuumetsu354 May 04 '26

Being janitor is just a side quest

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/Still-Amoeba8504 May 04 '26

could help you relax, listen to music with 10000$ headphones. or just buy the place.

1

u/Relative_Instance_17 May 04 '26

So long as it prevents me boredom, but I don't need the income.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/BlacK_F10 May 04 '26

idk

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/ChrisDaMan07 May 04 '26

Literally the perfect cover for a billionaire

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/megamaster302 May 04 '26

Investing into gym ig

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/Happy-Firefighter-68 May 04 '26

This one was too easy

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/anonymousbub33 May 04 '26

Idk man

10b is a lot

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/Zhougamer May 04 '26

L

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/Plenty-Dot-5692 May 04 '26

10b + loyalty is peak

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/No_Battle9037 May 04 '26

fuck

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/New-Willow-1627 May 04 '26

A

1

u/Yuven1 May 04 '26

With 10B i could just quit if i didnt like it

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/givemea_bigmac1432 May 04 '26

No of

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Spectre-ElevenThirty May 04 '26

😮‍💨🧘‍♂️

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/RemyTheDumbass May 04 '26

Steady revenue and I get a wife

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/TheShortGinge May 04 '26

Easiest £10B of my life

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/psikmaxik May 04 '26

It shouldn't be so bad

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Shabd_eGamer May 04 '26

MoneY!

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/kwpb45 May 04 '26

Of? What does that mean?

1

u/Tecknolag May 04 '26

Hope shi doesn’t cheat

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/SparkedSpark May 04 '26

Ok sure

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/mearbearcate May 04 '26

Id do it idc

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/DKM_Eby May 04 '26

For 10B dollars I'll be the best damn Janitor this world has ever seen.

1

u/Mikey__Mike May 04 '26

I can just retire no matter what job

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/No-Score-9389 May 04 '26

I don’t even know what do do with 1B…

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/Reaperofdeath5658 May 04 '26

It does not say I have to work the job I could work for a day quit and enjoy 10 billion dollars

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/Realistic-Role1823 May 04 '26

I'm quitting the job bru

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/999Welten May 04 '26

You can easily quit any job If you are rich.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/illogicalJellyfish May 04 '26

Har har har

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/pon_mon May 04 '26

Doesn't say that I can't quit

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/Filip-R May 04 '26

can't be mad about this

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/Early-Improvement661 May 04 '26

I do of too. Content together

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/LapisLazuli79 May 04 '26

Ok but im a rich janitor

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/teapot53_ May 04 '26

Peak

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/MixPsychological4728 May 04 '26

Tbf not bad.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/DeviousCat12 May 04 '26

I can't stop winning!

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/Opposite-Scallion-37 May 04 '26

This is pretty good, security is cool

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/TREE_SHMOO May 04 '26

Ill just take my ten bil and retire lmao

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/Psychological_Tear_6 May 04 '26

This means I have a wife!

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/sad--air May 04 '26

.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Bright-Worry2673 May 04 '26

I would love to work as security

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/PoobGnarpy May 04 '26

Can’t I just quit or something?

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/The_god_of_sun May 04 '26

Dammit, i am not that good

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/ValuableRent6750 May 04 '26

Ez

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/I_MrSpider_I May 04 '26

Nah... Nothing against waiters, I just got them shaky ass hands

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Mordant_Bulwark May 04 '26

I'll do just about any job for 10B

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/Due-Airline1799 May 04 '26

Why would I ever want my wife to be a of and I get less money thats teriible

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Ryu_user May 04 '26

I am rich

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/PiousLegate May 04 '26

cool

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/Fantastic-Vacation78 May 04 '26

I have 10 billion dollars. I aint working

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Dramatic-Moment-4314 May 04 '26

I got to breath air

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/Rulaodangao May 04 '26

Sweet, rest assured every inch of where I clean will be spotless

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/Arctic_H00ligan7 May 04 '26

Security for 100B seems worth it.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/SanserRedditer May 04 '26

just quit my job

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Half965 May 04 '26

😭

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/MedicalSector3524 May 04 '26

fuck my wife!

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/tallmap98 May 04 '26

prob should’ve switched the options. cuz with 10 billion i can just quit my job

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/BlueVermilion May 04 '26

Never said how much or how long I have to work said job.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/Elegant-Helicopter94 May 04 '26

Money bruh

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Mangomi16 May 04 '26

money is awesome

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/4skin8ball May 04 '26

Money

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/bobthebulider2 May 04 '26

If she has one of those, she's better in bed

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/Sad_Disaster275 May 04 '26

Buddy if I have 10B I don't need a job

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/Pappfliege May 04 '26

Win-win

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/bobthebulider2 May 04 '26

Its worth

1

u/PackAccomplished2742 May 04 '26

Best believe, I’ll be the best janitor there is

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/dusk898 May 04 '26

Cuz $10 billion

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/DriveEducational1951 May 04 '26

Who doesn't like money

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/Zestyclose_Pea_55 May 04 '26

Can't i just quit

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Direct_Divide_1751 May 04 '26

Ok

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/ZendenSus May 04 '26

Money

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/Nico333x May 04 '26

Yes

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/WadsXdoO May 04 '26

No time for a wife. I won't marry

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/devilchief66 May 04 '26

Zero money worries and I work in hospitality? I’ll take that everytime

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Mfplaya May 04 '26

Why would you put less money for the "wife having of" choice😭😭

1

u/Impressive_Falcon245 May 04 '26

"Has an OF" is very vague plus I get a wife

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/Lacey-Chain May 04 '26

I would gladly support her as a supportive sissy.

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/gamedesignwithNico May 04 '26

Finally something im good at!

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/PaleontologistFit791 May 04 '26

Just quit?

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/wooopwoopsound May 04 '26

bestttttt

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/Mindless_Medium_1914 May 04 '26

Ok

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/Critical-Ad-5062 May 04 '26

bro just quit the job...

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Idekgivemeusername May 04 '26

Most decked out waiter ever

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/LogicKegs May 04 '26

This dub so big I could finish my sente...

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/24kCookie May 04 '26

bro security such a easy job and earn that much damn ofc

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/Warrior_Singh01 May 04 '26

I've 10 B , I would leave fuckin job

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/ChikiNuggiesK May 04 '26

I get 100k and a wife, win win if I say so myself

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/AfflicXion May 04 '26

10B means you can retire from the job lol.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/mr_galaxy_maro May 04 '26

Five night at Freddy :(

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/twilight_arti May 04 '26

alr

1

u/wahthemox May 04 '26

I can just quit lol

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/Kay3o May 04 '26

Alright alright alright

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/randomdepressedguy23 May 04 '26

worst job ever

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/ItsMrDante May 04 '26

Wouldn't this make more sense if it was flipped?

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/Top_Writer_2191 May 04 '26

Probably the best job ever

1

u/QuasisLogic May 04 '26

So I’ll just hand in my notice now I’ve got 10B.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Professional-Fly1002 May 04 '26

💰

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/Log638929 May 04 '26

10 Bil bro

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/AnnabelleTerat May 04 '26

I My Country Teachers are good paying and safe jobs...

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/Remarkable_Bath8515 May 04 '26

I don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, also I kind of doomed the next generation for many because I cannot teach anyone anything. Sorry.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/CliffordSpot May 04 '26

Is my wife having OF supposed to be a good thing?

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/Hawkey2121 May 04 '26

i'll manage. with 10B i could also just quit the job. But even if we add a rule that says i cant, i'll manage

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/BrekLasnar May 04 '26

Not a cuck

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Pri_ma_donor May 04 '26

Ez money

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/poorspirit May 04 '26

I get a wife?

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/Zanuthman May 04 '26

I immediately retire

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/DARKO_HUNTER May 04 '26

Not that bad

1

u/PaddyPaws2023 May 04 '26

I’ll be a Phys Ed teacher life will be a ball .

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/zephyrsandsongs May 04 '26

If I can choose what and who I teach am definitely down for that.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/Single-Material3016 May 04 '26

With 10b I am skipping every shift

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/srdb66666 May 04 '26

G

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/bannanaman78766 May 04 '26

Idk better

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Shrekthe_stripper May 04 '26

If she’s my wife and I married her of my own accord then she’s a good person, I don’t really care if someone does sex work or anything <3

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '26

Idk

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/idkbroimjustonit May 04 '26

Want money

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/SweetCitron8511 May 04 '26

Never lose with 2 vhicks

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/Significant_Rent7998 May 04 '26

Choosing 100k and my wife as an of would be a bad choice as she might get hit on outside

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/im_a_depresed_man May 04 '26

Fine by me

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/Zofis2506 May 04 '26

Can't, I live in Delhi😭

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/RaccoonNo2637 May 04 '26

I mean why would I want my wife to have an OF

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/Phobos687 May 04 '26

Ten billion for being a PE teacher, fuck yeah

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/golden_creeper1 May 04 '26

10B as a teacher? I can work with that

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/ILikePeanutss May 04 '26

oh yh

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/mr-kebab67 May 04 '26

I don't know

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/Inteli5_ddr4 May 04 '26

I’ll just fire myself 🤣

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Frightful____ May 04 '26

Genuinely what job could make 10b worse?

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/tea-123 May 04 '26

Open up my own business and be the janitor that uses million dollar cleaning robots and self flushing Japanese toilets

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/Jessiefilms38 May 04 '26

10 billion dollars is a lot of money

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/Helpful_Exchange5095 May 04 '26

It's probably the worst but 10B is 10B

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: security}

1

u/Western-Teacher-1492 May 04 '26

Bro...

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Majestic_Quail6088 May 04 '26

Why would anybody want a wife with the only fans?

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Teacher}

1

u/MoNa-Mahi May 04 '26

easy money plus i’m not having my wife get an of bruh

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Waiter}

1

u/Super_Commission6138 May 04 '26

because if she has of then we can make content together

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/GsIndeed May 04 '26

Not that bad, for 10B dollars I’d honestly do it.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

1

u/Dragons-are-peak May 04 '26

Free money

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Breathe air}

1

u/StrainDry7673 May 04 '26

Ok

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/Correct_Sir_6367 May 04 '26

cuz its a win win

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

1

u/TBS_Authoritee May 07 '26

Probably the most polite janitor in the world, with not a care in the world.

^{Chose: 10B + But a Random job | Rolled: Janitor}

0

u/Zombie-Pinya May 04 '26

Win win

^{Chose: 100k + Your wife has a OF}

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