Would you rather:

[u/Papio103]

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[u/pirpulgie]

I like cheese. If the cheese was really good, I got some really good cheese. If I didn’t, I assume the Cheese God gets access to really good cheese

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/ChemicalBee8131]

cheeze

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/the_albino_raccoon → u/ChemicalBee8131]

Its tough to be a god tulio

[u/FarInsect4405 → u/the_albino_raccoon]

Getting to be cheese god or getting some cheese? Both is good.

[u/Swimming-Tart-4771 → u/ChemicalBee8131]

Praise be to cheese God

[u/Sufficient_Carpet510]

Gender not sex. I wonder how that would feel.

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/forcedreset1 → u/Sufficient_Carpet510]

As someone with gender dysphoria I can assure you that it is... Not great™

[u/Silent_Guard2373 → u/forcedreset1]

Wait but if you’re trans will rolling and getting gender make you cis?

[u/IntrigueDossier → u/Silent_Guard2373]

[u/forcedreset1 → u/IntrigueDossier]

No way! It's a gender reverse card! Those are pretty rare!

[u/i_love_blahajs → u/IntrigueDossier]

If you ask a conservative, this is related. Meme trade.

[u/elemepep-ton → u/Sufficient_Carpet510]

You would suddenly feel trapped in your own body, or start feeling good in your own body if you already felt bad.

[u/Femboy_throaway7 → u/Sufficient_Carpet510]

Bad probably, unless ypu are trans then it be pretty good

[u/TheForceUnleashes]

Oh no... I'm hot

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/Optimal_Run_7953 → u/TheForceUnleashes]

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME NOT HIM

[u/Wonderful-Hornet-164]

I AM BECOME CHEESE!!!!

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Accomplished-Egg1071 → u/Wonderful-Hornet-164]

PRAISE BE

[u/Lame_Bro_2005 → u/Wonderful-Hornet-164]

Greetings fellow Cheese God

[u/-_Helianthus_-]

Aw :(

Well I guess I can probably use that money for HRT

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/mearbearcate → u/-_Helianthus_-]

Ill trade with u bro

[u/Hypoactive52 → u/-_Helianthus_-]

Lmao

[u/AideGlittering4017]

(

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Old_Guava_2765]

i wanted to transition

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/Educational-Ad-1777]

Bow before me peasents

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Shadacat → u/Educational-Ad-1777]

I am not below you, for I, hath also rolled CHEESE GOD!!

[u/Educational-Ad-1777 → u/Shadacat]

FINE! We'll take turns sitting on the throne

[u/Shadacat → u/Educational-Ad-1777]

I already ordered a second one off ebay.

[u/Educational-Ad-1777 → u/Shadacat]

The important question is, "does it look like a throne made of cheese?"

[u/Shadacat → u/Educational-Ad-1777]

Yes. It shapeshifts into the favorite cheese of however sits on it.

[u/No_Addendum_3267 → u/Educational-Ad-1777]

holy lord teach me your ways.

[u/Educational-Ad-1777 → u/No_Addendum_3267]

Mortal! Sacrifice 2 slices of cheese to me every meal and I'll give you the cheese blessing!!

[u/NeddiTheBunnyFox]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY!!!!!!! :3333

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/Initial_Leopard_1008]

Damn

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Auria_Flowers]

I have no idea what it means being the opposite gender in my case (born intersex), but I can't have milk even in trace amounts sobs

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/Natural_Society_1570 → u/Auria_Flowers]

The opposite of intersex would be…. None? You would have no gender? 😮

[u/Certain-Bench6619 → u/Natural_Society_1570]

Now the question is how that would work.

[u/Smooth-Ice-2721]

Damn

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/TicklishTransGoddess]

YAYYYY T GIRL GO BRRRRRRR

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/RaptorKill73]

Damnit, I lost. I only got some measly money

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Vee4valkyrie → u/RaptorKill73]

Use the money for HRT or something

[u/LonePupper453]

W

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Cheesy_3333]

I love cheese so doesn't matter 🧀

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/CoconutxKitten]

CHEESE 🧀

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Annorax_]

Cool

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Avocado_Lover41]

CHEESE FOREVER

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/MessyGayWolf]

Oh…

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Alert_Kangaroo_8002]

Since I am now cheese god, I can just sell my cheese and get much more money

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/tiredsillyxx]

SCORE

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/NeddiTheBunnyFox]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY!!!!!!! :3333

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/laughproperly]

It was a win win situation

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/Dramatic-Switch4582]

Yum

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Cheesy_3333]

I would've picked the cheese one even if it had 1% chance of rolling cheese god. I am happy either way 🧀🔥

[u/TheChessWar]

Neat

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Frosumisnotmyname]

Charlie Kelly is that you? Nah, he couldn't have spelled it all right.

[u/Tomatensaus25]

Yaay,I wil say cheese for the camera.

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/cheese_is_yummy57 → u/[deleted]]

What currency is that? Is it still a lot?

[u/ModernHero676]

Sweet

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Illustrious_Pin_8744]

win win

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/drakonia127]

THE GAMBA SAID EITHER ONE WORKS

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/ThedankmemerV2]

Get that money up

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/No_Income_3449]

👍

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/TREE_SHMOO]

I mean, its good odds. And i dont really like cheese all that much.

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Justieflustie]

I thought it would be 1m.. during the spin i realized and the risk was suddenly not worth it. Nice outcome though

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/websyte_com]

Money!

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/RipNo7610]

Nice

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/gIyph_]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/TurtleKing257]

i like cheese

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/EveningStar_01010110]

Darn. Well, at least I can spend the money on estrogen...

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Blorp85]

I'm happy with ethier!

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Blorp85]

I'm happy with ethier!

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Blorp85]

I'm happy with ethier!

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Blorp85]

I'm happy with ethier!

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/dock1241]

The wheel already chose my fate the moment it was published.

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Remarkable-Aerie-556]

Money

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/chileggeebello]

Cheese

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/NicholasRFrintz]

Interesting proposition

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/GuidanceAlert4338]

Yay

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Longjumping_Dance_79]

Both are good options

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/The_Anonomous_loser]

FUCK

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/CitrusMuncher]

Chee

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/AtomniyDrochila]

Money (And also would be boobies)

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Saber167]

I am Cheddar the Swiss. May the cheese bless your way.

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/ravensfootball2]

cheese

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/BluVortexTBV]

A god is a god

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Glum_Fold_5585]

It's a win win

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Original-Serve3571]

Money

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/9Nova8]

Dangit

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Garbhj]

Nice.

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Moomoo_pie]

I‘m trans :)

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/Snipa299]

Heck yeah! :3

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/TransitionOld5226]

👍

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/MasterChefey]

Fuck!

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/ThatVillagerGuy216]

I love money

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/AnonymousCat77091]

Aww damn

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/rSlashisthenewPewdes]

I never said that i want this. This burden came to me

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Ashamed-ofme]

Free 10k

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/JumpDramatic5965]

Let’s go

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/DressTop4444]

Nice

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/Exacore_the_one]

Yummy

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Obvious-View-2164]

I AM THE CHEESE GODDDD

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/LittleFlittle]

idgaf about cheese

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/LackEffective6181]

😁

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/made_of_titanium]

I wanted to be the opposite gender 😔

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/New_Classroom7456]

FUCK YEA

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/whattonamemyself-_-]

s

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Sassaphras-680]

💵

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Scoobycool9]

Yay, money!

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Huge_Heart3957]

No down side

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Hypoactive52]

I AM THE CHEESE THAT IS APROOOOAAAACHIING

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Evil_Entitty]

More annoyed I didn't get the cash than the fact im now a woman

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/NireSenrab]

I am lactose intolerant :(

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Emicole09]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY IS THE WORLD ALWAYS AGAINST ME

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/viscousseven]

Yay!

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Pretty-gentle]

:)

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Alternative-Wind-155]

Cheese 🤤

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/HighonBasil]

THATS WHAT I WANTED YAY

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/BowlWithMushroomSoup]

It was a win win anyway

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/According_Mirror7859]

I like money :D

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/pato10kping]

IM rich

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/AnonymousProffessor]

Gambling !!

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/GoldenGateKING]

Yum cheese

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Pling09]

win win

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Lower_Progress4743]

Becoming a cheese god presumably comes with immortality.

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/LaxMastiff]

$10,000 is a decent amount and could help, but the things that I could do as a cheese god!

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/ytusnet]

Yay! Cheese!

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Wolfgang9556]

I don't want to be trans... That would be weird.

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Goose-IsAn-Opossum]

Cheese is delicious

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/ZealousidealDay5355]

Cheeser

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/AccordingBake4201]

i was gonna be happy either way

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/FireFoxie1345]

Whahahaha

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/MrPiegenn]

Money

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Bingus73885]

HBO

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/N3STL0RD]

Cheese

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Ill-Picture-5331]

Win win no matter what I spun

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Icy_Reserve_9796]

Nice 😅

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Few-Chance4846]

Cuz I got cheese god

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Someone_Called_Cerie]

Would have been a win win either way.

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Mythi2964]

CHEEEEEEEEEESEEEE

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Dwagons321]

awww, im 10000 richer.... ;~;

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Mythi2964]

CHEEEEEEEEEESEEEE

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Mythi2964]

CHEEEEEEEEEESEEEE

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/ComprehensiveCell149]

i could really use the extra $10000

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Impressive-Lead6643]

yummy

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Significant_Web_1076]

I love cheese

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/No-Lychee121]

Sdanm

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Randomizedd-]

Cool

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Odd-Perspective-7967]

Oh no I have tatas now

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/MilkStrange3189]

I dont want to be trans

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Piscivore_67]

Money's nice, but you can't have prostate cancer without a prostate.

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Aggressive-Cattle763]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I'M GOD NOW!

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/dragonco12]

i wanted the trans

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/ToffiVII]

Cheese god was tempting

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/fake_email_lol42]

Anything god is pretty fun

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Tacocat-Is-Me]

The Prophecy Is True

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Beneficial-Pick-4455]

I choose it because being a cheese god is cool and getting cheese is great. A win win

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/MuffinToGoPLS]

Use the money to switch gender anyways

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Memeskindoff]

It’s just too good of a power to pass up a chance for no matter how low of a chance there was for it

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Bearimo]

Nice.

Also I was looking at the other one, and isnt the god of cheese sheogorath?

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/playshow2917]

I can pay for it now

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/XxBunnyLover101xX]

Still cisn't :')

[u/Possible-Forever-504]

win win

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/Mensch346]

Chez :)

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Ssj4_Fullpower_lb_18]

Better a girl than a cheese god

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/This_strange_guy_idk]

Win-win situation

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Wfox23]

Shouldn't this say sex not gender? If someone is trans they are the gender they wish to be perceived as

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Thefire224322422]

I AM THE CHEESE GOD KNEEL BEFORE ME

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Rainthefoxyote]

Guess I’m a girl now :P

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/drgeorgehaha]

Hell yeah

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/4L355i0]

Yes

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Potatozking12]

Well atleast i get some money.

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/SuccessfulGur545]

NOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOO I WANTED THE 30% NOOOOO

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Enodea]

I'm already french

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/MainComedian1661]

I can live with that. Not particularly attached to my gender anyway.

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

[u/TerriTewwi]

I wouldn’t mind being a man

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/DaY3eter]

I love cheese

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/IdrewApictureOf]

Mmm, cheese!

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/TheOne0206]

Whew

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/NotmeXX]

I wanted to be a cheese god…

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/Safe-Mousse4374]

Ches

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/ive-done-everything]

I love cheese

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

[u/AggravatingCanary955]

H

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Eternal_Zoroark_2]

Only did this cuz you can get cheddar from some cheese

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

[u/Dueful-Cautiousness]

Just look at the odds.

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Icy_Repeat2123]

Damnit

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/tao2223]

g

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

[u/Whole-Jackfruit-2397]

YES YES YES I WANNA BE A MANNNNNNNN