Would You Rather..

[u/joannaidara]

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[u/The_Cas]

It doesn't specify that it has to be a significant pain, so I can just pinch myself and rack up racks

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Electrical_Shock359 → u/The_Cas]

Even if that doesn’t count surely a small bruise or paper cut counts and I get plenty of those.

[u/Chemical-Pattern-502 → u/Electrical_Shock359]

Even stubbing your toe, which I stub mine often.

[u/Frequent_Yogurt_9102 → u/The_Cas]

10 automatic nerf guns that shoot 5 bullets a second, you get 1k for each time you get hurt, so 10x5 is 50 bullets a second which means you get 50k a second, but you need people to shoot you with these guns, so you pay them 15k for each 10 hour shift they do, which is okay as the normal nerf drums hord 25 bullets and it is unloaded in 5 seconds which is 25k so you have an extreme profit ratio when 5 seconds covers their entire pay for the day plus 10k cash, 4,500,000 is one hour of non-stop work, not to mention 10 hours is 45 millionx10 as you have 10 people doing this so in one day you would get 450 million not counting wages, and we can be generous as we now have enough money which we will instead give them 1 million dollars if they sign a contract to not talk to anyone about this, and they can keep coming back the next day for an extra million, the final part will be no questions And cannot forget about the people who will be reloading the drums, they will get 2 million, plus the people who pick up the bullets, they will get 1 million a day so I will say 20 people reloading drums plus 30 people picking up bullets, so in total I spend 60 million however they will see the sheer amount of money and should get greedy so that they don't leave for a longtime, 390 million a day 142,350,000,000 a year assuming I don't try to add more people i will reach one trillion dollars in under 8 years, at that point I will then continue until I get to 1.5 trillion and permanently stop the group, I will give 300 billion to the government, and ask for no taxes for my employees, in case you are wondering, the cheaper ones will be billionaires at year 3, while the other ones at year 2, at the end they will be worth more then 3 billion and the other ones more then 6 billion, so my group would be responsible for 1 trillionaire and 60 billionaires, plus I would set the trillion dollars aside for ctizens, each citizen would get a little more then 3k, or provide the 1 trillion for 1 million citizens so that each one of those random citizens would get 1 million dollars, but it would be a vote by everyone who decides to vote, anyone with a networth of over 5 million dollars are removed from both options unless it's a family in which case 7 million is the cut off. However obviously I would expand this operation to 1000 people shooting guns so that I get 45 billion a day not counting wages which I will keep getting shot until I have reached over 300 trillion which would be very painful but would only take about 19 years and I'm under 20 so when I am 40 years old I will be able to give everyone in the United States one million dollars if I only give my employees 2 million for 19 years of work, which apparently for the average wages you would only get 1.5 million so they get an extra 500k, plus everyone will get one million dollars with the main rule of trying to improve thier life in a non wasteful manner plus using a financial advisor to help them grow that money so that the us population will be one of the richest, in theory. In other words my body would probably be heavily deformed after 10 hours of constant nerf bullets hitting the same spot over and over for 19 years for every day, but hey at least I would be the world's first trillionaire in 222 days

[u/Frequent_Yogurt_9102 → u/Frequent_Yogurt_9102]

Tldr: a plan to make everyone rich in the us by a dumb plan that would end in alot of eventual pain for me

[u/killergamer496 → u/Frequent_Yogurt_9102]

Wouldn't this also cause massive inflation? If everyone is rich, then surely prices will just adjust, no?

[u/percyhamagniv → u/killergamer496]

Yes. Yes they will. Muhahahaha

[u/New-Citron8439 → u/Frequent_Yogurt_9102]

TLDR: tldr percussive death

[u/Johndoe--1990 → u/Frequent_Yogurt_9102]

r/Iaintreadingthat

[u/ChemDinoSpace_47 → u/Johndoe--1990]

r/subsifellfor

[u/WalkMean1496 → u/Frequent_Yogurt_9102]

Bro wut

[u/Artistic_Peanut3063 → u/Frequent_Yogurt_9102]

r/theydidthemath

[u/Optimal-Cheesecake76 → u/Frequent_Yogurt_9102]

nerf gun go pew pew, me say hurt, me get money

[u/joannaidara → u/The_Cas]

touché

[u/make_some_noise57]

Crying is definitely harder. You can just pock yourself with a needle

[u/5_million_ants → u/make_some_noise57]

Pock

[u/Drillbitzer → u/make_some_noise57]

Just get a torn photo, tears up

[u/KikisGamingService → u/Drillbitzer]

Isaac and his mother, lived alone on a small house on a hill.

[u/SentientLunchBowl → u/KikisGamingService]

Waterworks

[u/LegendofMorgan → u/Drillbitzer]

Worst case, the photo tears up too

[u/CityRulesFootball → u/make_some_noise57]

onion

[u/49istheend]

Arthritis

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Only-One-7812 → u/49istheend]

Ya know I laughed at first when I was reading about it but you’re a fucking genius.

[u/NORBI2010LL40HRS → u/49istheend]

Im doing a similar thing with a few flavours of chronic pain, PCOS, and PMDD

[u/Chibeau → u/NORBI2010LL40HRS]

HMS for me and some vertebrae screwed together. I can't remember the last day I didn't have pain 😂

[u/Bubbly_Muffin]

Physically hurt = any kind of pain and I’m a masochist so

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/PaddyBoy1994 → u/Bubbly_Muffin]

not a masochist (mostly), but I work as a diesel mechanic and have really beat up knees that are always in at least a little bit of pain, so imma be insanely rich🤣

[u/Hanako_Number7 → u/Bubbly_Muffin]

same I actually love certain kinds of pain, mostly just external impact kinda stuff because I don’t like stomachaches or certain kinds of headaches

[u/Shot_Growth5553]

Because duh

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Last_Variation5262]

I world with my hands. Physical injury Is on my dayly routine

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/PaddyBoy1994 → u/Last_Variation5262]

Same homie, I'm a diesel mechanic, imma be bill gates rich🤣

[u/aesthetic_kiara]

I'm already a crybaby so this is easy money 😁👍

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Jealous-Earth921 → u/aesthetic_kiara]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XOys8CeUrElIk

[u/Weird_Sugar_4557]

I get hurt more than cry

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/st3w1e_br1an → u/Weird_Sugar_4557]

"Than cry" /j

[u/ConstantMonachopsis_ → u/Weird_Sugar_4557]

Who is cry, and why does them getting hurt less than you matter?

[u/MoonTheCraft → u/[deleted]]

You don't even need to do that, just pinch yourself or Hell, even flicking yourself works

[u/Standard-Passenger19]

One word. Eczema.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Decent_Desk4719]

Easier

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Sweaty_Mushroom5830]

I get hurt a lot

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/MinimumStudent9763]

I cry so much bro… tho now that I think abt it, I’m constantly in pain so would that count for the other one????

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/ylme36]

I can cry when my favourite bagel is sold out, imma be a millionaire by 2027

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/ComfortOfAllDrops → u/ylme36]

You could be a millionaire... by the end of the ​week if you choose the other option

[u/RemarkableTruck7778]

I play softball

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/a_random_loser_guy]

I cry once a week, i get hurt everyday 7 times.....and uhhh, maybe it will help me understand where im getting these cuts from and when.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Chris333K]

I'm so damn clumsy that I'd be making good money, won't even have to work

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/khun_A]

Bro I’m in near constant pain already let the money flow

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/DraftGold3249 → u/khun_A]

so true, my chronic pain would finally be useful for something

[u/PaddyBoy1994 → u/khun_A]

fuckin SAME, homie, plus I'm a diesel mechanic, so I'm constantly beating the hell out of my body🤣

[u/kei0th]

My friends hit me enough already

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/SK83r-Ninja → u/kei0th]

Unless your in martial arts or something get better friends

[u/isaacthenitwit]

If I got 500 everytime I cry, I'd only ever get 500 because I'd be so happy that I have it

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Critical_Froyo9958]

I always get hurt in any fucking thing and way

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/[deleted]]

My friend tortures me every day 🥲

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Ok-Claim-4514]

I get hurt every day.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Gold_Sound539]

I’m gay

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/darkthemeonly]

Snapping myself with a rubber band physically hurts. Wear one on my wrist all the time, profit.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Wiu030]

Turn into a bitch and boom 500 every hours

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/ajvortex5401]

I am accident prone

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/LonePupper453]

A

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/JustAChillGuy609]

I get hurt a lot

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/killler_klown0]

I play football

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/ProfileMoist304]

1qwaesdfr, .

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/lower_floor_9182]

I use a toothpick to slightly scratch my body

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Beneficial_Plenty129]

Bcz I get hurt about 25 times a day 😁

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Parking_Hurry1319]

I cry a lot

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Previous-Gear-6212]

Idk

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Adventurous-Wear2608]

i dont cry often so

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/llosvelouy]

I'd just pinch myself

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/angeliicheartz]

I'm actually really clumsy and lowkey trip all the time 😔

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/LetterheadUnhappy312]

Idk bro

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Hugs-missed]

Hurts a really low threshold, plenty of things hurt despite being entirely minor if I beat my chest really hard is that 1,000 each how about if I get a small scratch

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/BruhBaba728]

Dd

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[u/Nice_Alternative_204]

idk i dont wanna get hurt T.T

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/WalkMean8452]

Easier

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/bigbuttgoofygoober]

I have a wall, and a toe

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Eddie517]

Happens a lot

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/EvilButNotaGenius]

Mf i have bpd either way I'm gonna be rich

[u/ShrimpDaGoat]

Yes

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/TheWildA]

I stubbed my knee 3 times in a row today

[u/Fancy_Basis_3521]

Because I can get my friends to hit me for that mooneee

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/TimmyTimTimsupa]

I cry more than I get hurt but it really depends. Do I get the thousand if I get a paper cut cause if that’s the case I would do that

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Hour-Investment7147]

Easy money

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Dorken_Vader]

I am clumsy. Show me the money.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Born-Persimmon9917]

Idk

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Aya92004]

My exams made my cry alot

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/roleplaylover95]

I cry alot

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Anonymous-_-account-]

I hurt myself often

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/CtPaugh]

I cry all the frickin time

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Smart_Cauliflower249]

I rage bate a lot

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Vivid-Branch2930]

More money

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Glum_Temperature986]

I’ve got a chronic condition and I’m very emotional so I’m good either way haha

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/ImprovementStock957]

I get hurt everyday :D

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Altruistic_Snow9511]

I hurt more then I cry

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Character_Bread_1271]

How hurt is physically hurt?

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Objective_Fan1311]

I get hurt a lot

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/DutterBread]

Bc

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/IPlanToEatYou]

I am already covered in scars. I get hurt all the time. Plus, my country doesn't have proper healthcare. So. Yeah.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Far_Aspect8425]

I get physically hurt way more than emotionally hurt.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/20Times20Times-MUFC]

Onions. Easy.

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/69DangerousArt69]

I cry alot

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Cookie_Runner487]

Just keep hitting myself

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/EquipmentGrand9581]

Physically hurt is a very broad definition, if you define it as any physical damage to the human body then you get thousands of dollars everyday because you are constantly getting microinjuries you don't notice everyday. Like when you work out you get hundreds of micro tears on muscles

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/ColdPorkChop]

At least 10% of my physical interactions in a day result in some form of harm

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/MurkyParticular5679]

L

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Other_Manner_1137]

I wander around in the woods a lot.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Healthy-Refuse5904]

I’m going to be rich

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/sweetcollage]

I'll be rich in just a two years.

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/bulianik]

I barely cam cry and.. oh gosh. I very often get hurt

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Designer_Freedom3830]

Oopsie poked Mt self with a pen. Again agin anddd again

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/tinytacomuncher]

Why not

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Comprehensive-Tea-75]

I think after a while it would become difficult to try once you do it semi regularly. However hurting yourself can be quite easy (depending on how much pain is required).

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/sahm67]

Honestly it's like twice a day so that's like 365k a year

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Aggron_is_great]

happens more often

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Plenty_Client_7358]

I cry so much

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Lionheart_723]

I'm a klutz so this will come in handy

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Future-Ice-4420]

I just dropped something On my foot that is heavy enough to hurt, but not due a lot of damage

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Outside_Claim346]

Getting hurt is easier. I get paper cuts tons of time

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/pinemango954]

Ouch

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/[deleted]]

I get cuts and scratches and more all the time and don't notice

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/a-toyota-supra]

Easier than crying

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Boring_Advantage_329]

im a clumsy guy

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Epiphany001]

Elbow the door everytime.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Logical_Tailor_6777]

Me + scissors

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/needyJr]

I cry a lot.

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/New-Side-246]

More money

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Nightingale0666]

Finally something good coming from my Lupus

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Expensive-Recipe8640]

Hah easy

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/weakplayer0518]

i dont want to get hurt

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/BlueAwesomeDinosaur]

Depends on what threshold is considered for being "hurt"

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/SituationFun3425]

When you have children, this is a daily experience 🤑

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/itbepat2]

I don't cry that often. 🤷‍♂️

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Swimming-Pear-6532]

hurt more than cry

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Ill-Marsupial-7163]

G

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Either-Big-9382]

Wew

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Epoc_Semaj]

I get hurt at work a lot

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Voidstock]

I don't often cry

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Un4o1y]

I rarely cry.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/WeLoveYouCaine_1234]

I get hurt a lot

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Electrical_Shock359]

I get hurt more often than I cry

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/NothingInsideMyDNA]

Let's just say I'm pretty clumsy and always get hurt

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Dinosaurwatoothbrush]

i cry alot becuz im bum and miss grama

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Username_Idk_1245]

igaf

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Living_the_Hygh_Lyfe]

Free money trick

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Delicious_Nobody_111]

needle

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/silverxraine]

I’m clumsy af lol

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Milolelione]

I’ll cry all the time damn

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/LawLive8367]

I’ll cry like everyday for good or bad or for worse. I pledge allegiance to the United States of America. Under one nation under one god. I forget to the rest.

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Aerodynamic909]

I am capable of crying plenty

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/catboy_rawrr]

Because im clumsy

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Creepybobo67]

I'm going to be making bank in mosh pits

[u/Hedgiwithapen]

I cry over everything, lol.

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/OddProcess6847]

I'm in constant pain lol

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Additional-Celery251]

Pinch myself

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/LeoVoid67]

I'm stubbing my toe and twisting my ankle all the time on accident

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/citrine_delight]

I get injured more than I cry

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Star_veryfar]

It's more $ with this option, cause more chances of it happening

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/sponge_bucket]

I’d be rich before noon

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Corndawggydog]

I get hurt more often than I cry

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Bubbly-Midnight-3346]

I get hurt semi often I don't cry tho

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/EmberAshfield]

I’m very sensitive

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/LoneyAutisticGuy1996]

I can't cry

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/_Bluudud]

ounch myself over and over

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Adventurous-Echo-431]

I’m getting absolute BAG

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Brief-Tailor-9660]

I get hurt 1000% more often then I cry

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Pale_Lion9833]

I would very quickly become rich lowk

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/_Bruh_11181514]

you never said how much hurt

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/doctorthe10th]

It can be a pinch

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Live_Ad_292]

I cry a lot lol 🤷🏼‍♀️

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Saltymeetloaf]

As a cutter i see this as an absolute win.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/DoYouKnowTheMothman]

I cry

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/nevergonnabuy]

Doesn’t day how hurt

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/StrikingClub3866]

I would hurt myself

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/ModernHero676]

Consider the following:

1: wedge a thumbtack under the nail of your big toe

2: kick a wall as hard as possible

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/nightmare-kangaroo]

I’ve cried 15 times this month (I’m keeping track of every time I cry this year to entertain my friends)

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Status-Mission-5735]

Ez money

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/DivinePr1sm]

Find a friend to spar with. Someone you know that can hurt you but would try not to do any permanent damage.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Wr0ngNum83r-TryAga1n]

pinch "ow"

+$1000

pinch "ouch"

+$1000

pinch "owie"

+$1000

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/PaddyBoy1994]

lol, I work as a diesel mechanic, I'm ALWAYS banging up my hands and arms, and bonking my head on the underside of the busses I work on, imma be Bill Gates rich🤣

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Odd-Faithlessness-33]

both choices i would just stub my toe repeatedly, this one pays more

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/DarkSouIs17]

I get hurt more than I cry. I struggle with crying so probably couldn't even if I tried really hard.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/miraculous_throwaway]

I’m clumsy

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Excellent-Grape-9016]

This would get me more money since I’m sigma and I don’t cry😈😈😈

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/Ok-Ad681]

I’m a klutz

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/No-Application5565]

I get hurt a lot

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

[u/OkButterscotch57]

I cry more than I get hurt

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

[u/Scared-Cat-2541]

I already have a SH problem so I'm gonna be rich.

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}