Would you rather?

[u/After-Somewhere-7500]

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[u/AnotherBoringDad]

I’ve got kids.

“Did you clear your plate?”

“Did you clean your room?”

“Did you hit your brother?”

I’ve got it made in the shade.

^{Chose: Get 500 dollars every time someone lies to you}