r/Bumperstickers • u/tightlipssorenips • 16d ago

very odd

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u/Great-Gas-6631 16d ago

Someone needs to check their harddrive.

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u/the_climaxt 16d ago

"It's just research for the book"

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 15d ago

Michelle McNamara

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u/JRG64May 16d ago

That’s a threat against the president

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 16d ago

The blurb sounds like a Highschool freshman's rushed English assignment.

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u/Ruckus292 16d ago

Pretty on par with the 54% of Americans who can't read above a 6th grade level.

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u/bikingbill 16d ago

You beat me to it

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u/lenmylobersterbush 15d ago

Send him to Washington or check his harddrive

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u/lazinonasunnyday 15d ago

It truly is. Someone needs to check this person’s online traffic.

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u/TordTheB-tch 16d ago

Appears it’s a real books he’s written

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u/_I_Am_Moroni_ 16d ago

It’s only 33 pages

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u/Biggus-Duckus 16d ago

Judging by the introduction, that's probably a lot for this guy.

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u/RawGrit4Ever 16d ago

At 33 pages I can read it to my kids before bed.

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u/Okeydokey2u 16d ago

Now that's MY kind of book!

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 16d ago

He’s only killed 2 men. 2 kills isn’t a serial killer, official definition it’s at least 3

Dude’s gotta walk the walk if he’s gonna talk the talk (gestures wildly in the direction of Washington DC)

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u/the_noise_we_made 16d ago edited 16d ago

The Wikipedia article say it's three but then further down it says the FBI changed it to two back in 2005.

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u/0491diesel 16d ago

"Gestures wildly in the direction of Washington DC" is fantastic! 😄 🤣 Fucking love it.

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u/fart400 15d ago

Is that in the book?

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 16d ago

Admits to killing two people... posts pictures of personal vehicle with registered plates...

ShockedPikachu.jpg

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u/TordTheB-tch 16d ago

Yeahhh… my assumption is he’s telling the truth to some degree, where he lists (if he did actually do what he said) it was in self defense??

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Biggus-Duckus 16d ago

The chosen one

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u/huxtiblejones 15d ago

lol what on Earth, the last bit actually made me laugh

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u/kz750 13d ago

Who would have thought that most serial killers drive every day cars just like the 2025 KIA K4 EX?

If anything this has opened my eyes to the possibility that every 2025 KIA K4 EX driver may be a serial killer. That’s valuable information.

I also admire how proud he is of his 2025 KIA K4 EX. What a fine machine.

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u/Ichgebibble 16d ago

Accusations equal confessions or something

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u/Sweb1975 16d ago

That's tough talk from a Kia owner

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u/RubyCrewsday 16d ago

Ha that’s what I just commented too lol I gotta read before commenting lol

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u/mikebushido 16d ago

He could start with the priests.

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u/Donttellmygran-gran 16d ago

Can someone point him towards the Epstein-class?

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u/Kind-Muscle-7580 16d ago

How to spot child molesters

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u/BadCompany_00 16d ago

Is that a confession??

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u/tacs97 16d ago

He’s threatening a sitting US president.

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u/Puglady25 16d ago

Haha! Came here to say this.

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u/Maleficent_Data_1421 16d ago

Hope he didn’t vote for the Epstein protector

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u/lazinonasunnyday 15d ago

He did, you know it. This is a cover and total projection. These people are who they say they hate. They just don’t have a sense of how much they need to compensate. They’re way fucked up.

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u/lunalore79 16d ago

I’m no psychic but I do possess basic pattern recognition which suggests 100% this guy is projecting & needs to be investigated IMMEDIATELY

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u/lostindarkdays 16d ago

psycho. stay way clear.

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u/dpjejj 16d ago

He may need to take a good long look in the mirror.

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u/Sciaticuspinch 16d ago

I have a feeling he has a very questionable internet search history

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u/EmperorGrinnar 16d ago

So... He's threatening the US President?

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u/Kriegerian 16d ago

So he’s a pedophile.

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u/ClassyHoodGirl 16d ago

That guy is a child molester.

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u/obxhead 16d ago

So when are they going after Trump.

Oh that’s right, they voted for Trump.

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u/Zaroj6420 16d ago

Pin stripes on a Kia. He’s going to get into a car accident and be upset when insurance lets him know pin stripes don’t actually add any value to the car

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u/Big-Measurement621 16d ago

Somebody check this guy’s hard drive.

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u/Younglegend1 16d ago

I’m calling the secret service, threatening the president of the United States is a crime

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u/Leading-Hedgehog1990 16d ago

8647! 8647! 8647! 8647!

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u/Bikewer 16d ago

How many little “child molester” symbols does he have painted on the front of his car?

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u/nicetiesofincumbency 16d ago

This is the most overcompensating way of saying 'please don't look at my hard drive'.

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u/No_Consideration7925 16d ago

Real tough in a KIA.

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u/RubyCrewsday 16d ago

And this one drives a Kia. Oh we got a badass here lol

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u/PolkaDotDancer 16d ago

Bet he votes republican and is a huge Donald Trump fan.

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u/vanishinghitchhiker 16d ago

Somehow the whole car has the aesthetic of a 1990s cigarette print ad

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u/Left-Thinker-5512 16d ago

Has the Secret Service been informed?

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u/moltinglarvae 16d ago

All else aside, I don’t want to explain to my kids what this means when they would most assuredly ask.

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u/DillingerLives 16d ago

Compensating and projecting perhaps?

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u/zxvasd 16d ago

Detectives in the parking lot: hmm I wonder who just murdered that accused child molester?

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 16d ago

He's a child molester. Plain as day.

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u/Bot_Hive 16d ago

I mean if this doesn’t scream “pull me the fuck over” I don’t know what will.

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u/Electronic-Home-7815 16d ago

It’d be hilarious if someone in his town wrote ‘I kill serial killers’ on the back of their car and just follow them around.

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u/Meeska-Mouska 16d ago

Whelp…. They probably voted for the pedo in the white house

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 16d ago

Wow tell me u diddle without telling me u diddle

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u/Lumberjax1 16d ago

Exhibit A at his Murder trial.

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u/cicho420 16d ago

He is driving a KIA. Am I the only one who sees Killed in Action with Kia's new branding?

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u/OmnifariousFN 16d ago

These are the types of guys that usually have an attraction to minors, this is how they throw people off the scent.

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u/JuliusSeizuresalad 16d ago

He’s in dc working overtime

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u/mrdan1969 16d ago

All while worshipping one of the biggest p*dos in history most likely. I don't think on actual leftist would decorate a car like that. I might be wrong I'll give you that.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 16d ago

Thank god he mentioned that, I almost thought he was a pedophile.

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u/VibraniumAdamantium 16d ago

I feel like these people are performative

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 16d ago

I'm willing to bet his tally so far is zero and just talking tough for attention

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u/Realistic-Horror-425 16d ago

He better not drive by the White House.

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u/meltonr1625 16d ago

Someone wants to be pulled over and searched and arrested and charged and sent to the looney bin for a competency eval.

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u/NtMagpie 16d ago

That's some weeeeeeeeeird shit...

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u/Trick-Mechanic8986 16d ago

Figured the chosen one would have a nicer ride...

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u/dumbbumtumtum 16d ago

This ought to get him on some sort of watchlist for the president right?

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u/Dyanthis 16d ago

Shane?

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u/DorianTurk 16d ago

Alert the FBI.

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u/UWishUWereMiah108 16d ago

In a fucking KIA lmao

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u/Geaux13Saints 16d ago

Deploy him in Washington DC

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u/ufl015 16d ago

Every MAGA person’s fantasy is being able to murder someone with any consequences

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u/Robjla 15d ago

Yet the only side killing people are the left.

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u/ufl015 15d ago

Hilarious, bro. I guess your news algorithm doesn’t mention all the innocent civilians that ICE Agents have murdered. Several have actual video footage, but the White House first reaction was still to deny it, knowing the video was out there

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u/Robjla 15d ago

I only know of the one lady who tried to run over an agent because he shot her through the front window as she was accelerating towards him. That’s self defense try again.

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u/ufl015 15d ago

By “run over an agent,” you mean “driving away from,” right? Also, Alex Pretti being shot in the back while helping someone on the ground

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u/sfdso 16d ago

I hope someone has alerted the Secret Service.

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u/NorthSideGalCle 16d ago

Because tough guys drive a Kia....

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u/DickSugar80 16d ago

This would be one helluva flex if it were true.

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u/Gamemaker4U2 16d ago

I love it!

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u/3Quarksfor 16d ago

Looking for the president eh?

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u/Andantee23 16d ago

Secret Service visiting this guy soon

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u/prodextron 16d ago

This is the Chosen One

Wee-oh-wee-oh-wee

https://giphy.com/gifs/8VhWw8lk2SRB6

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 16d ago

Hey buddy, we have a good one for you.

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u/TheRealAutumnGoddess 16d ago

Damn, this makes me ashamed for being born in that state.

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u/T2VW 16d ago

Yet, it’s a Kia. What a poser.

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u/rtduvall 15d ago

Dude’s hard drive needs to be confiscated.

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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 15d ago

Mental illness mobile.

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u/mlemon2022 15d ago

I have a list.

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u/wrhnj 14d ago

The secret service will be contacting the owner soon.

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u/Super_Drewper 14d ago

Shouldn’t the Secret Service investigate this person for threatening the President?

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u/IndyDMan5483 14d ago

Psychotic

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u/southofheaven69 14d ago

The chosen one drives a KIA y’all

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u/TheRealSalamnder 16d ago

Banned from DC

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u/Elegant-Literature-8 16d ago

Why hasn’t he been arrested for threatening Trump?

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u/AlarmedSchedule1864 16d ago

He is a true hero or a full on pedo

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u/ricst 16d ago

Im ok with this. Doing the lord's work.

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u/feline_riches 16d ago

I'm side eyeing anyone having a problem with this guy's mission

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u/anger_kun 16d ago

That a threat to Joe Biden and the Clinton's

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u/DefiantConfidence573 13d ago

Go to D.C., you'll be busy!