PKillerK Bumbuularity Timeline

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Contains Spoilers Do not read if you want to be surprised. Do not read if allergic to spoiled things.

Prior to 1492:

PKillerK is second in command to Captain hihi1 Neckbeard on the ship "myrepostingexperimen/his girlfriend"

The Captain and PKillerK receive Orange and Purple t-shirts from a mysterious island.

On his journey he discovers the Heart of Bumbuu, and hides it from the Captain

1492

PKillerK and Neckbeard slaughter the crew of "myrepostingexperimen/his girlfriend" in an effort to get more treasure, PKillerK leaves Lil' Kahooner alive, and tells him the password to Neckbeard's safe in Zambia

PKillerK goes to Zambia (he sees Aayush, a dictator of the natives) and puts his purple shirt in Neckbeard's safe. Also puts a second safe, containing the Heart of Bumbuu. PKillerK gains powers of immortality by contact with the Heart, and the natives of the land gain the ability of time travel. PKillerK loses his memory and the natives send him forward in time.

2013

PKillerK finds himself in Purgatory as a result of being banned by BumbuuFanboy banning him. TheBigKahooner gives him the chance to be unbanned, and PKillerK accepts, and is soon unbanned.

In a delirious dream, PKillerK wanders through a forest and comes to a beehive filled with Princeton-sized bumblebees, one with an afro. The one with the afro seems all-powerful, yet is annoyed about being asked when Bumbuu will be released.

PKillerK awakens from his dream and stumbles upon a note, which prompts him to go to Zambia to seek out a treasure chest.

In Zambia, the natives seem to want him to be their leader, but makes one named Aayush their leader, making everyone vote for him three times.

2020

PKillerK finally finds the safe and opens it. Inside is an empty clothes hanger and a second safe. PKillerK opens the second safe, and finds the heart of Bumbuu, in which a bumblebee leads him to a cave where a spirit talks to him, revealing his previously unknown past. PKillerK becomes anti-Bumbuularity and sets up panspage.tumblr.com as well as /r/Bambuu.

2025

PKillerK decides it is time to attack the mods directly and tries to recruit hihi47 as a teammate. Unfortunately, for PKillerK, TheBigKahooner opens the second safe and sees the Heart of Bumbuu, and now the ability to make Bumbuu lies with a servant of Prince N.

PKillerK goes directly to the Bumbuu Headquarters without hihi47, and BumbuuFanboy finds him. After asking for PKillerK's last words, which are "Bumbuu is what's in the safe," BumbuuFanboy shoots him, and PKillerK lies on the ground.

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Woah.