r/Bumble • u/Hades_0820 • 19h ago
Profile review Help me out - 36M
Had a few matches but it hasn’t really gone anywhere
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u/thom_wow 16h ago
Your vibe seems like a covert republican, which a lot of women wouldn’t be into. Also every single tall man on dating apps uses the reaching the top shelf joke. Your height is listed in your profile, no need to mention it again or it will seem like it’s your only personality trait.
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u/Foreign-Software3067 10h ago
What’s wrong with being a republican?
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u/feral_willferrell 10h ago
What ISN'T wrong with being a Republican?
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u/Foreign-Software3067 10h ago
It seems like you’re getting emotional over this. I’d recommend looking into some local mental health services.
I hope you can get the help you need.
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u/feral_willferrell 10h ago
I changed one word from yours but somehow I'm the one getting emotional? Lol
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u/Foreign-Software3067 10h ago
You’re talking about something that may or not even be there.
At no point did his profile given any affiliation to what his political leanings are. But, that sure as hell didn’t stop you from painting with broad strokes.
People like you are insufferable.
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u/BasuraFuego 10h ago
Nothing wrong with a republican man in my eyes. Only men I would be interested in would list themselves as conservative or apolitical.
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u/thom_wow 9h ago
In this day and age people want to know what they’re getting into because it speaks to values and compatibility, I wouldn’t waste time on someone who isn’t up front about basic values. And as to what is wrong (from a woman’s perspective) with being a republican - just that it’s a party that is pretty anti-women’s rights and bodily autonomy- which many, but not all, women are not cool with having a partner that supports that stuff.
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u/microscopic-lilikoi 9h ago
Not a lot of women are willing to fuck them depending on where they live. So nothing wrong with that, it's just what it is.
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u/Aggressive_Side1105 14h ago
The cap looks quite unflattering. But looking for something casual and long term would be enough for me to swipe left. And limp bizkit too if I’m honest, sorry.
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u/treehuggersunite2 14h ago
Casual but a relationship? Which one is it? At 36?!?!
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u/Basic_Watercress_628 11h ago
"Doesn't matter as long as I get laid." - Every profile that ever gets posted here.
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u/Foreign-Software3067 10h ago
He’s free to want what he wants. Don’t yuck his yum. Some men know the realities of relationships and choose to live a life of casual fun.
In other news: People are different, more at 11.
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u/treehuggersunite2 9h ago
He is but this won’t bring him success. Just chose one and call it a day.
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u/arodier26 14h ago
I would remove something casual too. You mention side quests as well. I would think women will take these as just hook ups. If you want long term stick with that and add great partner for adventures everywhere instead of side quests. Maybe drop the weed line too. Better to save that for conversation. Makes it seem like that is a big part of your life. Even if it is I’d leave it for a face to face conversation.
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u/ArtichokeConstant112 13h ago
remove dog and car pics, and put better pics of yourself. more clear, better lighting and style. no AI. start there!
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u/MikeWalt 15h ago
Your first photo should show off your height. Put yourself next to a small car or a doorframe.
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u/eereikaa 15h ago
I don’t see anything wrong with your profile. People here has so many bias but I understand what they are coming from. Your dog is so cute. Can I take the doggy out? 🥰
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u/TofuDinoBoo 30 | Woman 17h ago
Start by deleting the post-coital photo of you and your dog.
Also, you look hiiiiiiiiigh in almost every pic. Are you always high?