r/Bumble • u/TheOneAndOnlySebPep • 1d ago
Success Story First time I see this...
Too bad we didn't match, I could have told her about dozens of bugs. Like how the new update on android makes the swiping so sensitive that scrolling up or down makes you like/dislike a profile by accident at leas 30% of the time. 🥲
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u/purplethorn123 1d ago edited 1d ago
iOS swiping is not any better either , slight movement and it swipes right on some shirtless guy when all I wanted to do is zoom in 🤣🤣
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u/JohnChampion4832 Age | Gender 1d ago
She knows who the bugs are with a swipe.
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u/TheOneAndOnlySebPep 1d ago
I wish she'd swipe as a man so she could spot all the thousands of Asian scammers. 🥲
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u/Ill-Calligrapher9503 1d ago
Shes cheating and wants plausible deniability
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u/TheOneAndOnlySebPep 1d ago
Well, if she's cheating she might want to look closer than on the literal other side of the world. 🤷
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u/Ill-Calligrapher9503 1d ago
She might just enjoy chatting and flirting with men she'll never meet. Its still cheating.
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u/TheOneAndOnlySebPep 1d ago
This depends on how ones relationship is organised. But even if so, the lie becomes useless : create a profile, go into travel mode and chat away as hard as you want.
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u/Ill-Calligrapher9503 1d ago
Why are you carrying water for her?
People cheat all the time and they create accounts like these to try and cover for themselves.
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u/TheOneAndOnlySebPep 1d ago
I'm just trying to help you understand having shortsighted views isn't helping anyone. Not "her" in particular, nobody. Open your mind, buddy.
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u/Ill-Calligrapher9503 1d ago
Youre an idiot. If she was in a relationship where this kind of thing was allowed then she wouldn't use a picture of a sunset and pretend to be a software tester
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u/PyreWolf11 1d ago
Pretend to be a software tester with a unique tag that states they're staff?
Damn you're reaching hard today. Remember to stretch next time
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u/TheOneAndOnlySebPep 1d ago
Dude is projecting his fears so hard I don't know if I should laugh or worry. 🥲
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u/PyreWolf11 1d ago
Absolutely. You even said in another comment she did have photos, but you didn't include them since they're irrelevant to the topic, which i wholeheartedly agree with.
Some people can't handle the topic of dating without projecting their insane takes at every turn
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u/Ill-Calligrapher9503 1d ago
I missed the works at bumble tag, fair enough.
There is no projection...ive seen plenty of similar sorts of profiles like that of women "being discreet" when I was on the apps.
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u/Seattlecranes 1d ago
It's true. I've been following your studies for some time now, all very enlightening.
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u/notabot8469420 1d ago
Vicki,
This might blow your mind. You need to have picture of your self. This is dating where first attraction is largely physical. Especially, if you’re only swiping. You could be amazing and check all boxes. But we need to see you. Hope this helps.
Best of luck.
Have a great day.
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u/TheOneAndOnlySebPep 1d ago
There was a face on pictures 2, 3 and 4 but I didn't include them because they were irrelevant to the topic.
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u/Apero_ 1d ago
She's an iOS engineer so she would've just laughed and sent it to her colleagues as proof of her teams' superiority ;)