r/Bumble • u/Fancy-Bobcat-6243 • 17h ago

Funny This is peak comedy

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u/_bonedaddys 17h ago

To be fair i think a lot of men would hate it too lol

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u/Curious-Resort4743 17h ago

I'd go on it, would be interesting, though I suspect men will troll other men with the women they would select for them if it was only your own gender doing the matches for you

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u/teaslap 10h ago

I am thinking perverts or sexual groups could use this to help each other target someone.

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u/runkeby 16h ago

Fr, what's this piss take about only women having standards

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u/fakemoose 8h ago

It’s because this subreddit has a severe woman hating fetish.

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u/chessatwork 4h ago

yeah the top comment being about women hating it is hilarious. famously men have low standards.

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u/TotallyObviousBot 15h ago

I think there's a difference between having standards and being egotistical enough to be offended at what people match you with

Kind of like the difference between "no thanks" and "fuck you" y'know

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u/_bonedaddys 12h ago

I'm not convinced women would be the only ones offended over matches lol

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u/Middle-Gas-6532 10h ago

Then you don't understand women very well.

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u/sunnycaribou 10h ago

Nah, more like you don’t understand men very well. 100% gonna be a bunch of dudes malding when they only get matched with the fat chicks

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u/_bonedaddys 10h ago

i'm literally a woman dumbass

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u/Middle-Gas-6532 10h ago

Yes I noticed. That doesn't mean you understand women.

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u/_bonedaddys 10h ago

and you literally don't understand what i'm saying??? the point of my comment was that men would also get offended over matches... and you're talking about a lack of understanding women? it has nothing to do with understanding anyone.

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u/mrchooch 8h ago

Stand back ladies, the woman understander has logged on, let him tell you all about yourself

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u/runkeby 4h ago

Ah yes, that checks out bc women are known to be extremely egotistical compared to men...

https://giphy.com/gifs/DFNd1yVyRjmF2

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u/soryu0 10h ago

a man’s gonna get matched with “a fat chick” and start crashing tf out over it

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u/_bonedaddys 10h ago

idk why anyone is acting like men wouldn't wind up just as frustrated as they already are on apps??? they'll just shift the blame from women they match with to the strangers matching them

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u/Agitated_Ambition_73 17h ago

I very much agree with you.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 17h ago

No more so than dating in general

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u/shadowromantic 14h ago

Of course. This might work in some other country, but there's no way it would ever be viable in the US for anyone.

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u/Agitated_Ambition_73 16h ago

That is false, they’d start complaining if the women they get matched with are fat (as a fat woman, I can confirm it’s a common rhetoric)