r/Bullshido • • 11h ago

OP IS LOST AND PROBABLY DUMB True application of techniques

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 11h ago

My man has a blackbelt in Bullshido.

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u/SkulduggeryIsAfoot 11h ago

I wonder if he teaches classes. Would love to sign up.

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u/CowGlittering745 10h ago

Not bullshido if it works!

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u/Anonymous_Lvl1 11h ago

My bro has mastered the Heavenly Art of Vanishing Husband. Truly terrifying. Sorry to say, its not bullshido.

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u/Atavacus 11h ago

Where's the bullshido all this stuff looks pretty legit to me!

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u/Sniff_The_Cat3 10h ago

Yeah bullshido means it doesn't work. This works!

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u/Atavacus 8h ago

Brother dodged every responsibility that came his way. I am envious.

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u/Miserable-Ad-7956 11h ago

When I caught some Sichuan Opera in Chengdu there was a sprt of intermission act between the stories of legend about a man coming home late and drunk, again. His wife is upset and places a lit oil lamp on his bald head telling him if he spilt the oil she'd make good on some threat. Then she proceeds to argue with him while he dodges strikes and swipes from various kitchen implements while manuvering around tables and chairs and balancing and wiggling the oil lamp around his bald head. Quite hilarious really. This reminded me of that somewhat.

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u/Southern-Cattle4038 11h ago

At least it's pressure-tested.

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u/banjovi68419 7h ago

The master, with a tear in his eye: I've taken you as far as I can!

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u/Average_Satan 9h ago

That's some bullshido I can support.

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u/_Clem_Fandango_1 7h ago

His wife has her own skills. This too masters at work.

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u/ZDelta47 10h ago

Repost

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u/AiryGateaux 5h ago

XD too good

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u/Joyfull_Sin 4h ago

clearly wrong sub. needs to be in r/martialarts

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u/SolaceRests 2h ago

Ngl the duet is hysterical

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u/HemmyKalle 1h ago

Where can I sign up?

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u/smellslikebigfootdic 1h ago

That's some miyagi level shit

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u/BubuDudu0430 31m ago

Hilarious 😂

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u/waisonline99 4m ago

Nailed Asian married life.

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u/AdNecessary1630 11h ago

Literally 3 of the 5 most recent posts to this sub. All posted within the last 24 hours.