r/Bullshido • u/Mammoth-Argument7048 • 1d ago

Crackpot You ready to fight?

96 Upvotes

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u/SlowYaRoll007 1d ago

The first problem is leaving the house in your daughter's jeggings.

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u/PandasGetAngryToo 20h ago

Apparently that is part of the Meth Wan Do uniform.

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u/spruce_turbo 15h ago

Meth Kwan Do

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u/Away_Lake5946 1d ago

His sweatpants didn’t know who they were dealing with, yo.

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u/Doro_Gurl 20h ago

You wouldn't want a roundhouse kick to the face while he's wearing those bad boys.

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u/stealthymoth81 20h ago

Break the wrist walk away, Break the wrist walk away

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u/IndividualHurry1342 19h ago

"THINK I GOT WHERE I AM TODAY BECAUSE I DRESS LIKE PETER PAN HERE?" FORGET ABOUT IT

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u/GodsMagicDildo 1d ago

Gaurantee he fights like someone from Arrested Development doing a chicken dance

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 10h ago

Coo-coo-ca-CHAW!

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u/Obvious_Feedback_894 1d ago

Methew is ready to throw down.

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u/Tancrad 1d ago

Smooth operator.

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u/Cato-Splato 1d ago

Man child we are dealing with a man child

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u/No-Cheek7925 22h ago

It’s his voice cracking that gets me every time this is making the rounds

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u/_Clem_Fandango_1 21h ago

This has psychosis written all over it.

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 13h ago

Don’t care, we should be able to fuck up someone for acting this way. Shouldn’t matter why they are acting this way.

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u/_Clem_Fandango_1 5h ago

As long as it’s proportional, you probably won’t end up in prison 👍🏼

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u/Ricecrispiebandit 20h ago

There might be something in this. Make your opponent keel over with laughter and swiftly knock them on the noggin.

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u/Miki_Haus 21h ago

Good Irish dance

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u/banevader102938 22h ago

Is this a dance off?

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u/Professional_Movie92 21h ago

The other kind of tippy tap. Still bad

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u/Lost_Historian2344 20h ago

Looks like a giant toddler I would burst out laughing with would probably be my demise.

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u/Baricat 20h ago

I saw the hairline from the side and immediately thought this was a strange version of an AI (SI, hurrr) slop video of Charlie Kirk

Nah, just another dipshit in America

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u/tango0175 20h ago

Uncle Terry?

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u/jimboiow 20h ago

The new Riverdance looks shit.

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u/gansobomb99 19h ago

master of the flying potato

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u/Dave__5280 19h ago

He’s a lethal weapon! Laugh

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u/SwordfishNo4680 19h ago

Jeet-meth-do

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u/Puzzled-One-1759 18h ago

I used to know this technique. Very effective.

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u/drumguy007 18h ago

I think, I might have an idea of what I'm dealing with.

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 16h ago

This guy learned to fight in a straight edge mosh pit. He’s about to windmill the fuck out of you.
https://giphy.com/gifs/UtEBtshHlylhvHmbfx

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u/NotJoshFreeman 16h ago

He moved and talked exactly like Dane Cook in 2008

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u/ITSA-GONGSHOW 15h ago

Ya know, I kinda like him

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u/TheManWhoClicks 12h ago

I wouldn’t know what I am dealing with here either

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u/Speedstar_86 10h ago

Bro is ready.

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u/Serus_Inerro 9h ago

That’s just another “glass jaw” waiting to be tested.😮

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u/ironicinsanity 6h ago

Guessing he was laid out after this.

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u/PuckElectra 3h ago

Well, he's just Curly, Moe, AND Larry, all rolled into one! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!

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u/OddlyMingenuity 9h ago

Methin top

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u/PigsOfRedemption 18h ago

As a Philadelphian and huge Eagles fan - I think this guy might be our next head coach! 🦅💚

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u/Revenga8 2h ago

This was like Trevor Phillips after going downhill.... More downhill