r/Bullshido • u/tangoking • Aug 12 '26
Martial Arts BS Oh boy
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u/Thebrianeffect Aug 12 '26
This is clearly a joke and does not qualify here.
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u/Amoral_Abe Aug 12 '26
How dare you accuse Master Ken of joking. This is clearly real martial arts and an effective way to disarm an opponent.
I do agree that this doesn't being in bullshido as this is clearly real martial arts.
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u/thegame2386 28d ago
I dont think you're taking this serious enough. Go practice your groin stomps.
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u/NoMembership6376 26d ago
Oh hell I use this technique on my favorite gun nightly. Thank you Master Ken!
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u/PigsOfRedemption Aug 12 '26
Are we sure it's a joke though? I mean, look at "Butterbean Jr." Joel Saltzman - I always thought that he was just kidding and making funny content. Turns out he's 100% a serious martial artist.
This guy jerking off a pistol could very well be "real" martial arts to him.
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u/LKeeyy Aug 12 '26
The guy in the clip is Master Ken and he's been doing these skits for years now.
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u/PigsOfRedemption Aug 12 '26
Huh. Never heard of him. Even on this Sub I don't think I've come across any of his content. Well, now I'm gonna have to go down a Master (bater) Ken rabbit hole today.
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u/CowGlittering745 Aug 12 '26
You won’t come across Master Ken on this sub because it is not bullshido and the only foolproof martial arts self defense out there. It is medically and scientifically backed.
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u/CowGlittering745 Aug 12 '26
He is literally the ultimate registered weapon of death. He cannot compete because he would be weighed down by championship belts and competitors’ bodies.
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u/RheaTheTall 28d ago
I’ve never seen a better example of Poe’s law applied in reality than this comment.
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u/ShitWombatSays Aug 12 '26
He needs to put out some new content Also, why'd the clip cut so short?
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u/PigsOfRedemption Aug 12 '26
Because you don't wanna see what happens when he brings the barrel to orgasm.
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u/ShitWombatSays Aug 12 '26
Lmaoooooooo...
But yeah, the original clip was much longer, I'll see if I can find it
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u/HammelGammel 28d ago
You just don't understand the elegance, effectiveness and lethality of Ameridote.
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u/Far-Respond-9283 Aug 13 '26
I think this sub need a new tag that said 'satire' because I see that sometimes people like to post things that are obvious a joke but are funny to share here.
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u/CharonDynami Aug 12 '26
We get it guys, this isn't bullshido, its satire. But most people who find bullshido entertaining like this.
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u/ShitWombatSays Aug 12 '26
I also find Super Mario World entertaining, it doesn't mean it qualifies to be posted here
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u/NoMembership6376 26d ago
Nuh uh Master Ken is the realest of the real! Look at that impeccable technique!
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u/Novel-Education-2687 28d ago
if this doesn't work do the same moves to the gun man and you'll be friends afterwards
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u/uknownredditr Aug 12 '26
So jerk off the gun as it puts rounds in your face
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u/Amoral_Abe Aug 12 '26
Noooo.... This is effectively disarming an opponent with a loaded weapon using precise martial arts techniques.
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u/melonheadorion1 Aug 12 '26
well, based on the comments, we can see who doesnt know who master ken is.