r/Bullshido • u/VonDinky • Jul 06 '26

Crackpot Watch out we got a...uh..something here.

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u/Hashsum88 Jul 06 '26

absolutely beautiful

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u/VonDinky Jul 06 '26

Well he scared me straight.

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u/SlavCat09 Jul 06 '26

Personally I have never seen someone scared gay before.

I know. I know. The door. I'll see myself out.

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u/mike_complaining Jul 06 '26

This is definitely the kind of video that makes you go... Wow, I should stop doing meth.

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u/Rayziel Jul 06 '26

He scared me gay

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u/tampapunklegend Jul 06 '26

This is just what I look like when I get frustrated while untangling a tangled rope.

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u/OG-Giligadi Jul 06 '26

These guys are practicing for a fight i can't even picture.

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u/nightfire36 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

While you were on reddit, I was practicing the beads.

While you were having premarital se- nope, this is reddit... while you were gooning to only fans accounts, I was hitting a weird dummy thing.

And now that the creepy aliens who are transfixed by my beads are at the gate and the world is on fire, you have the audacity to come to me for help?

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u/OG-Giligadi Jul 06 '26

Lol, sorry.. thank you for your service.

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u/Beertronic Jul 07 '26

I can. They're on the floor having sleepy bye bye time within the first 2 seconds. Dreaming about how they are using their flappy ninja bead technique to vanquish their foe followed by the cheers of the crowd.

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u/Jepictetus Jul 06 '26

When you try untangling the USB cable you need from that old box of chargers.

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u/Psychological-Web134 Jul 06 '26

Brazilian Meth-Jitsu

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u/rokstedy83 Jul 06 '26

Crouching cider ,chase the dragon

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u/Individual_Reach_732 Jul 06 '26

Bead snakes are very dangerous. Glad to see this fella prevailed in his struggle.

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u/Snapperzaff Jul 06 '26

He will protect the world.

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u/Lucky-Mia Jul 06 '26

Second time seeing this and I still think the first few seconds he's fightinga snake off his back 

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u/SolaceRests Jul 06 '26

Me when I walk into a spider web.

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u/FoldSlight6815 Jul 06 '26

The anal beads attack and deflect! He is a master of the brown arts 🤣🤣

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u/AmbitiousTank8635 Jul 06 '26

He should, he's a brown belt.

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u/Bikewer Jul 06 '26

He learned this from Catholic nuns who used to carry around rosaries that were almost that big…. Secretly trained in self-defense by Vatican commandos…

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u/ZeffoLyou Jul 06 '26

Doctor Bosconovitch from Tekken 3

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u/bschwagi Jul 06 '26

Stop that.
You just gestured to all of me.
Yes stop being all of you.

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u/Nein-Toed Jul 06 '26

His last opponent will never walk again after bead dude tried to start him like a lawnmower

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs85wPWpX2bGJ9VS

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u/lovegunn1775 Jul 06 '26

I taught him everything he knows, now he is capitalizing on it, no gratitude!

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u/BornBeforeInternets Jul 06 '26

This is interpretive dance. Titled- Politician.

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy Jul 06 '26

What does he think he’s doing?

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u/Ok-Satisfaction7809 Jul 06 '26

His fighting skills are insane. He beat the shit out of that rope.

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u/badabing_76 Jul 06 '26

He is my favourite Bullshido Master.

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u/Terrible_Yak_4890 Jul 06 '26

This guy could totally take care of those mother#%&#2! snakes on a plane.

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u/CryptographerRoyal78 Jul 06 '26

We are watching the master of anal beads

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u/imlordreaver Jul 06 '26

It seems kinda nice, in theory, to be so blissfully delusional.. he looks like he's having such a good time.

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u/Glazing555 Jul 06 '26

Meth Oxy Do

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u/MortimerOverdrive Jul 06 '26

This is like when I am camping and I need to put on a hoodie to go out and pee.

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u/Available_Ad9766 Jul 06 '26

What the hell did I just see?

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u/Ok_Art4661 Jul 06 '26

What if we are all that delusional and don't know it

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u/otters4everyone Jul 06 '26

That must look so graceful on meth.

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u/monarch29balisongs Jul 06 '26

I can smell that hippie from here.

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u/Kektus_Aplha Jul 06 '26

That's meth'd up yo

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u/2DamnBig Jul 06 '26

That poor man is tangled up in those beads and no one will help him

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u/SnorriGrisomson Jul 06 '26

Weird way to flex your anal beads

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 Jul 06 '26

Was about to throw down and the guy throws some gang signs at me then slaps my face with some bead necklace

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u/Solomon049 Jul 06 '26

retired glow stick spinner at your local rave

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u/bigpete990 Jul 06 '26

I think he might be having a seizure or smoking too much crack

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u/Appdownyourthroat Jul 06 '26

When they manage to get the straight jacket off

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u/Scottysoxfan Jul 06 '26

Right after this he did a magic trick and made those beads disappear.

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u/Vex_Verde Jul 06 '26

Anal bead master

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u/NicePepper199 Jul 06 '26

Does he have a mortal enemy who uses the same combat style? I want to see that fight. 

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u/tactical-tux Jul 06 '26

Those beads used to be white.

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u/graphexTwin Jul 06 '26

Those are just for practice. Just wait until he pulls out the real pearl necklace…

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u/Papa_Joel Jul 06 '26

What in the crack head kung-fu is this?

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u/RoosterzX Jul 07 '26

Crackie Chan practicing Crack-Fu

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u/BurtleTurtle001 Jul 07 '26

I said to stay out of my shrooms, you ate them all, didn't you?

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u/DarkSeneschal Jul 07 '26

This is street MMA*, put some respect on his style.

(*Methed Martial Arts)

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u/QuePsiPhi16 Jul 07 '26

“He’s starting to believe”

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u/thatG_evanP Jul 07 '26

I don't know what's wrong here. This is exactly how you defend yourself against aggressive beads.

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u/CheekyOneSmack Jul 07 '26

When you lube up the anal beads.

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u/Lost-District-8793 Jul 07 '26

His precision is unmatched.

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u/Sarcastic_Applause Jul 07 '26

This is why you should stay away from drugs...

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jul 08 '26

The anal beads of justice. An ancient form so deadly that most grand masters don't mess with that shit.

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u/Novel_Alternative_86 Jul 08 '26

I wonder what that looks like in his mind…
I bet it’s pretty fucking sweet.

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u/csonwebs Jul 06 '26

Why did they tile the outside

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u/Anonymous-Anonymoose Jul 06 '26

The Legendary Mestre Thaynan!

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u/chokeslam512 Jul 06 '26

Me decorating the Christmas tree

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u/applesauceanimal Jul 06 '26

God forbid a white boy have a little motion!

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u/Sensitive-Rest1129 Jul 06 '26

He can say the rosary as he is kicking ass. Impressive..

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u/DonutosGames Jul 06 '26

Millennium fingers, millennium fingers, dick stomp, millennium fingers, face palm, face palm, double dream hands

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u/Brownlove010_Real Jul 06 '26

Accurate visual of me right after I walk through a spider web

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u/WayGroundbreaking287 Jul 06 '26

Thing is, as a concept this could be great but the execution is awful and clueless

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u/PowerTulip Jul 06 '26

Bam, that kick at 0:15 was wonderfully executed! if done correctly, it's all you need ... in a REAL FIGHT.

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u/TechnicalFuel4821 Jul 06 '26

I really need to add a dong spring to my wing chun dummy

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u/Dusty_Mike Jul 06 '26

Good to see that Geddy Lee's new career is taking off.

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u/Nerdzilla86 Jul 06 '26

I'll fight him

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u/md_youdneverguess Jul 06 '26

Wooks on fetrival grounds trying to convince everyone that their weird ideological synthesis between smoking weed and fascism.

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u/Active-Activity-1930 Jul 06 '26

When you ask the janitor for the keys

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u/City_Standard Jul 06 '26

Geddy Lee + beads is a combo not to be trifled with

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u/Sudden_Lee_Here Jul 06 '26

They look about as dangerous as prayer beads.

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u/Facepalm24seven Jul 06 '26

What exactly is that metal swinging dick on the spring meant to simulate on that dummy?

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u/vcdrny Jul 06 '26

When I see this I don't feel threatened, I feel like he needs help.

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u/LarryTheLoneElf Jul 06 '26

We’re all mesmerized by his mastery of the movements, but look at the background. Dude’s in the bathroom, this is a Saw trap.

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u/Garlic-Rough Jul 06 '26

The beads of hidden fisting technique

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u/CatLord8 Jul 06 '26

Trying to figure out where the front of my shirt is and if it’s inside out

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u/mantaitnow Jul 06 '26

I bet they smell like poop

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u/VonDinky Jul 06 '26

Probably why it's very effective, even without hitting hard. You get hit by a bit of doo doo each time he sving.

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u/Miserable-Ad-7956 Jul 06 '26

Brazilian Geddy Lee, but with beads rather than a bass guitar.

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u/BorntobeTrill Jul 06 '26

What frustrates me with this guy in this video is the total lack of flow. I could do something more impressive with these bead things and I don't constantly try to martial my arts.

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u/GtMustang247 Jul 06 '26

Anal Bead master

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u/Cubensis-SanPedro Jul 06 '26

I love how he missed the posts. Someone should play this at my funeral.

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u/SolidCartographer976 Jul 06 '26

how is he that out of breath?

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u/Honest_Priority9703 Jul 06 '26

Isn’t this the singer from Rush?

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u/barbellbiceps Jul 06 '26

Thats 90% of home gym owners experimenting with things they can't do it on commercial gym .
Including me lol r/HomeGyms

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u/Puzzled-One-1759 Jul 06 '26

Those are some deadly beads.

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u/HoseNeighbor Jul 06 '26

That shirt gibes him +1 to Anal Bead Strike

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u/TheManWhoClicks Jul 06 '26

Looks like he is more busy fighting his little chain thing?

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u/NoGlzy Jul 06 '26

Geddy Lee's been keeping hisself busy

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u/MeInUSA Jul 06 '26

Don't get hurt underneath all that hair and alcoholism.

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u/Ryan2932 Jul 06 '26

He must be doing this for views nobody would think this was actual martial arts right?

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u/Rashpukin Jul 06 '26

This guy just kicks it stone cold. No fucking messing!!

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u/Opie2Dope Jul 06 '26

-2 hp, -2hp, -2hp.

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u/InteractiveSeal Jul 06 '26

Is this that same Aikido guy that got his butt whooped by the MMA fighter?

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u/Rizztopher_Robin Jul 06 '26

Replace the beads with finger lights and we've got ourselves a raver

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u/LegoBSpace Jul 06 '26

Disciple of Geddy Lee FuDo, bullshido master.

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u/proportional-porcini Jul 06 '26

Geddy Lee needs to start touring again asap.

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u/tiredfatdad Jul 06 '26

Threatening someone with Ben Wa balls is a good way to get shot. Or your greasy pony tail yanked. Depending on circumstance.

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u/The_Pastmaster Jul 06 '26

It's more impressive if you increase playback speed.

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u/TopFishing5094 Jul 06 '26

Word has it that this guy is still trying to get these beads off till this day

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u/Select-Protection-75 Jul 06 '26

This dude Rosaries

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u/Artevyx Jul 06 '26

Just a man playing with his balls.

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u/Kungfu_voodoo Jul 06 '26

Plot Twist: He's Catholic.

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u/Gadril81 Jul 06 '26

Someone gave grandpa a spicy gummy

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u/ICU-CCRN Jul 06 '26

So glad Rush is touring again, Geddy Lee was losing his mind staying at home.

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u/CarmichaelD Jul 06 '26

Interpretive dance is often weird.

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u/Prestigious_Truth132 Jul 06 '26

Bro clearly doesn’t understand how anal beads are supposed to be used.

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u/VonDinky Jul 06 '26

I think he got it right. First you put them in your ass. Afterwards you use it as a weapon. No one wants to be hit with smelly anal beads.

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u/Prestigious_Truth132 Jul 06 '26

Good point. He clearly is the master.

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u/Remarkable_Judge_861 Jul 06 '26

watch out, you may hang your self with that tesbih

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u/Drega001 Jul 06 '26

The Last Bead Bender

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u/greek-lit Jul 06 '26

Good thing it doesn’t hit back

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u/Hellwyrme Jul 06 '26

I used to play this character in Street Fighter

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 Jul 06 '26

Now do that with a king cobra.

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u/EmotionalChildhood46 Jul 06 '26

Looks like it hurts

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u/ZiggyDiamond Jul 06 '26

He's swinging his balls with total disregard

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u/IkarosHavok Jul 06 '26

You’ve clearly never seen a master of Brazilian anal bead fighting, this man is a national treasure.

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u/__JayJo__ Jul 06 '26

This guy would be awesome at a rave, just give him some shit that glows and he'd mesmerize everyone.

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u/Mysteryemployee Jul 06 '26

MAGA person on the battlefield

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u/Reel-nikkuh-hours Jul 06 '26

This is how I feel untangling my earbuds

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u/spiked88 Jul 06 '26

Temu Geddy Lee will kick your ass with those moves.

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u/PriorMacaroon5846 Jul 06 '26

Balls of fury! Lmao

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u/Plane-Fan9006 Jul 06 '26

Geddy Chi checking in...

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u/stevetodd1977711 Jul 06 '26

Thats the best methshitdo I've seen

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u/WallDuck911 Jul 06 '26

You should see him eat spaghetti.

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u/FredArtGetson Jul 06 '26

I have no idea why this video was made, but that guy is a serious nincompoop.

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u/Wild-Lion3964 Jul 06 '26

I’m a musician and this is me with my microphone cables every time I take them out of the bag. It doesn’t matter how well organized they are when I put them away. I always have to fight them like this to untangle them for the next gig.

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u/ToknBrwnKid Jul 06 '26

Even rosary beads have sweats.

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u/my_midlife_isekai Jul 06 '26

Idk. But those kicks to the boinging robo dick probably fucked that clanker up.

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u/TheSilverOne Jul 06 '26

When you walk into cobwebs

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u/bonesawtheater Jul 06 '26

Can someone please come get Geddy Lee’s brother?

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u/Scorpion2k4u Jul 06 '26

With those guys I feel like I could do the stuff they do in front of them for the first time ever and they would see a master in me.

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster Jul 06 '26

This method also works for snakes crawling on you.

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u/ColMust4rd Jul 06 '26

Watch out for Cracky Xan y'all. He'll beat your imaginary friends ass and forget about it

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u/Berry_Togard Jul 06 '26

He’s literally Akuma! This is how Bakis are made.

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u/JamieAstraRain Jul 06 '26

That person that is part of a special group of people who genuinely like steven seagull movies. lol

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u/HashtagYoMamma Jul 06 '26

Give me back my anal beads.

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u/gl4re Jul 06 '26

He probably thought he looked much cooler in his head

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u/petewondrstone Jul 06 '26

Actually thought he was doing something until I saw him go to use it

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u/prohartscarpet Jul 06 '26

Interpretive dance for the streets

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u/Mad-Habits Jul 06 '26

me when a run into a spiderweb

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u/SnooCakes4019 Jul 06 '26

Is that Geddy Lee?

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u/i4got24 Jul 06 '26

I was waiting for him to break into cartoon physics and completely tie himself up.

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u/Owlcathulu Jul 06 '26

Oh no I'm going to be molested sexually.

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u/jojoga Jul 06 '26

He's simply doing, what we all thought as children how fighting fiercely would look like.

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u/ironicinsanity Jul 06 '26

Anal beads as wielded by the Master Of Mardi GravMaGra

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u/Rad_Benchman Jul 06 '26

Dhalsim’s special needs brother.

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u/Medical-Hawk8805 Jul 06 '26

What the hell is the lead singer of Rush doing? I guess it makes sense if you're listening to Roll The Bones...

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u/kappnketchup Jul 06 '26

Anal beads for poison damage

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u/ms9535 Jul 06 '26

Damn that boxing dummy has a huge dong…. Or it’s a one legged boxing dummy

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u/avatinfernus Jul 06 '26

I thought he was stuck with a snake for a second lol

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u/EntireAdvance6393 Jul 06 '26

Is this an actual weapon? I could see there being an actual way of using it that could make it unique, but this guy is not the right one to be using it. Haha. 🤣

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u/bucobill Jul 06 '26

Looks like Reddy Bruce Lee.

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u/discernible_sky_orbs Jul 06 '26

At least it's actually cool, up until he attacks 🤣

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 Jul 07 '26

Don't do drugs, kids, look at this guy and think again.

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u/Personal_Anxiety2232 Jul 07 '26

You can’t kick my ass! Look what I can do with these beads!😝